Food Quotes SMS Collection

Edible adj good to eat and wholesome

Edible, adj.:  Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a

All sorrows are less with bread miguel

All sorrows are less with bread.  ~Miguel de Cervantes, Don QuixoteCOCI

It is in my view the duty

It is, in my view, the duty of an apple to be crisp and crunchable, but a pear should have such a texture as

The story of barbecue is the america

The story of barbecue is the story of America:  Settlers arrive on great unspoiled continent, discover wondrous riches, set them on fire and eat

And of course the funniest food all

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.  ~George Carlin

A bagel is a doughnut with the

A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.  ~George RosenbaumCOCI

Large naked raw carrots are acceptable as

Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.  ~Fran LebowitzETW

This is every cooks opinion no

This is every cook’s opinion – no savory dish without an onion, but lest your kissing should be spoiled your onions must be fully

The trouble with eating italian food is

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you’re hungry again.  ~George MillerNCPL

Breadbaking is one of those almost hypnotic

[Breadbaking is] one of those almost hypnotic businesses, like a dance from some ancient ceremony.  It leaves you filled with one of the world’s

The us palate now understands spicy lynn

The U.S. palate now understands spicy.  ~Lynn Dornblaser

Im sorry was this chicken seasoned with

I’m sorry, was this chicken seasoned with molten lava?  ~Psych, "Bollywood Homicide," 2009, written by Steve Franks and Anupam Nigam, spoken by the character

The inventor of soda crackers has a

The inventor of soda crackers has a place in hell.  ~Martin H. FischerFFM

Verses of veggies poems fruit dotted with

Verses of veggies poems of fruit dotted with seeds raw green rhymes in melodious bodies ~Terri Guillemets

Bread deals with living things giving life

Bread deals with living things, with giving life, with growth, with the seed, the grain that nurtures.  It is not coincidence that we say

Cold beer and pizza are spiritual betsy

Cold beer and pizza are spiritual.  ~Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.comCold beer & pizza are spiritual. Dec 8th, 2008 twitter.com/wildthyme/status/1046270724

We are all dietetic sinners only a

We are all dietetic sinners; only a small percent of what we eat nourishes us; the balance goes to waste and loss of energy. 

My mom said the two most important

My mom said the two most important kitchen utensils are attached to your arms… you cannot mix up meatballs with a wooden spoon, get

Shipping is a terrible thing to do

Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables.  They probably get jet-lagged, just like people.  ~Elizabeth BerryNCPL

Rice is born in water and must

Rice is born in water and must die in wine.  ~Italian ProverbCOCI

Preserve and treat food as you would

Preserve and treat food as you would your body, remembering that in time food will be your body. ~B.W. Richardson

Food is an important part of a

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.  ~Fran Lebowitz, Metropolitan Life, "Food for Thought and Vice Versa"DCMOO; WL, COCI

Chowder breathes reassurance it steams consolation clementine

Chowder breathes reassurance.  It steams consolation.  ~Clementine PaddlefordETW; COCI

this special feeling towards fruit its

This special feeling towards fruit, its glory and abundance, is I would say universal…. We respond to strawberry fields or cherry orchards with a

Yeah where i come from we eat

Yeah, where I come from, we eat our sushi cooked?medium rare. And it’s made out of a cow. ~John Henson, Wipeout, “Totally, Totally Inappropriate”

Anybody who believes that the way to

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.  ~Robert Byrne

Eat little sleep sound iranian proverb

Eat little, sleep sound.  ~Iranian ProverbCOCI

The way you cut your meat reflects

The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.  ~ConfuciusCOCI

In general mankind since the improvement in

In general, mankind, since the improvement in cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.  ~Benjamin FranklinDCMOO

My favorite animal is steak fran lebowitz

My favorite animal is steak.  ~Fran LebowitzCOCI

Life goes faster on protein martin h

Life goes faster on protein.  ~Martin H. FischerFFM

Bread and butter devoid of charm in

Bread and butter, devoid of charm in the drawing-room, is ambrosia eating under a tree.  ~Elizabeth RussellNCPL

Philosophers have often looked for the defining

Philosophers have often looked for the defining feature of humans – language, rationality, culture, and so on.  I’d stick with this:  Man is the

I take a vitamin every day its

I take a vitamin every day.  It’s called a steak.  ~Leo Benvenuti and Steve Rudnick, Kicking & Screaming, 2005, spoken by the character Buck

You can make any meal into a

You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal.  ~Jeff Mauro, a.k.a. The Sandwich King

Avoid fruit and nuts you are what

Avoid fruit and nuts.  You are what you eat.  ~Jim DavisCOCI

There is nothing better on a cold

There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie.  ~Craig Claiborne

As for butter versus margarine i trust

As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.  ~Joan Gussow

We think fast food is equivalent to

We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking.  ~Steve Elbert

It would be nice if the food

It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one

To the old saying that man built

To the old saying that man built the house but woman made of it a "home" might be added the modern supplement that woman

Its so beautifully arranged on the plate

It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have been all over it.  ~Julia Childon nouvelle cuisine, WL

We load up on oat bran in

We load up on oat bran in the morning so we’ll live forever.  Then we spend the rest of the day living like there’s

Chili represents your three stages of matter

Chili represents your three stages of matter:  solid, liquid, and eventually gas.  ~Roseanne, "Don’t Make Me Over," May 1992, spoken by character Dan Conner

Did you ever stop to taste a

Did you ever stop to taste a carrot?  Not just eat it, but taste it?  You can’t taste the beauty and energy of the

The more you eat the less flavor

The more you eat, the less flavor; the less you eat, the more flavor.  ~Chinese ProverbCOCI

I refuse to believe that trading recipes

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly.  Tuna fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.  ~Barbara Grizzuti HarrisonCOCI

In mexico we have a word for

In Mexico we have a word for sushi:  bait.  ~José SimonsCOCI

Strawberries are the angels of earth innocent

Strawberries are the angels of the earth, innocent and sweet with green leafy wings reaching heavenward.  ~Terri Guillemets

What is stronger than a mothers love

What is stronger than a mother’s love?  The smell of spring onions on your girl’s breath.  ~Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled

Cooking is like love it should be

Cooking is like love.  It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.  ~Harriet Van Horne, "Not for Jiffy Cooks," Vogue magazine,

He who eats alone chokes alone proverb

He who eats alone chokes alone.  ~ProverbCOCI

Greens too have a complex history in

END SPICY FOODS GREENS Greens too have a complex history in the South.  They were something that people could go and gather after working

Stored away in some brain cell is

Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven’t thought of in 30 years.  Stored away in another cell

You can say this for ready mixes

You can say this for ready-mixes – the next generation isn’t going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make. 

Of plants tomatoes seemed the most human

Of plants tomatoes seemed the most human, eager and fragile and prone to rot.  ~John Updike

There is no such thing as a

There is no such thing as a little garlic.  ~A. BaerCOCI, ETW

After all the trouble you go to

After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking

Im trying to eat better and i

I’m trying to eat better.  And, I do feel wise after drinking tea.  After eating vegetables, I just feel hungry.  ~Carrie Latet

No i dont take soup you cant

No, I don’t take soup.  You can’t build a meal on a lake.  ~Elsie de Wolfe (Lady Mendl)COCI

If you dont know whats meant by

If you don’t know what’s meant by God, watch a forsythia branch or a lettuce leaf sprout.  ~Martin H. Fischer

Green leafy happiness and cherry red life bursting

Green leafy happiness and cherry-red life, bursting with seeds.  ~Terri Guillemets

He that eats till he is sick

He that eats till he is sick must fast till he is well.  ~English ProverbDCMOO

Anyhow the hole in doughnut is at

Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible.  ~H.L. MenckenCOCI

If organic farming is the natural way

If organic farming is the natural way, shouldn’t organic produce just be called “produce” and make the pesticide-laden stuff take the burden of an

Part of the secret success in life

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.  ~Mark TwainCOCI

Red meat is not bad for you

Red meat is not bad for you.  Now blue-green meat, that?s bad for you!  ~Tommy Smothers

The colors of a fresh garden salad

The colors of a fresh garden salad are so extraordinary, no painter’s pallet can duplicate nature’s artistry.  ~Dr. SunWolf, professorsunwolf.comtwitter.com/WordWhispers/status/75994232158044160

Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying

Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts!  ~James Beard

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.  ~VoltaireETW; COCI

Cheese milks leap toward immortality clifton

Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.  ~Clifton FadimanCOCI

Chronic disease is a foodborne illness

Chronic disease is a foodborne illness. We ate our way into this mess, and we must eat our way out. ~Mark Hyman

Never work before breakfast if you have

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.  ~Josh BillingsCUL

You know how i feel about tacos

You know how I feel about tacos.  It’s the only food shaped like a smile.  A beef smile.  ~Danielle Sanchez-Witzel and Michael Pennie, My

As hungry as the sea and can

There is no woman’s sides. Can bide the beating of so strong a passion, As love doth give my heart: no woman’s heart So

Sex is good but not as good

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn.  ~Garrison Keillor

Studies find top 3 most stressful moments

Studies find top 3 most stressful moments in people’s lives: death, divorce, and properly pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce."  ~Tony Hsiehtwitter.com/zappos/status/24969838274

Food for thought is no substitute the

Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.  ~Walt Kelly

There is no sight on earth more

There is no sight on earth more appealing than the sight of a woman making dinner for someone she loves.  ~Thomas WolfeCOCI

The time indeed is at hand when

The time indeed is at hand when systematic lectures on food will be part of medical education, when the value of feeding in disease

There is no love sincerer than the

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.  ~George Bernard Shaw, "The Revolutionist’s Handbook," Man and Superman

And i find chopsticks frankly distressing am

And I find chopsticks frankly distressing.  Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and

The woman just ahead of you at

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn’t even know they carried.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The

A golfers diet live on greens as

A golfer’s diet:  live on greens as much as possible.  ~Author Unknown

Dont forget that the flavors of wine

Don’t forget that the flavors of wine and cheese depend upon the types of infecting micro?rganisms.  ~Martin H. FischerFFM

Everything i eat has been proved by

Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or other to be a deadly poison, and everything I don’t eat has been proved

We plan we toil suffer in

We plan, we toil, we suffer – in the hope of what?  A camel-load of idol’s eyes?  The title deeds of Radio City?  The

The poets have been mysteriously silent on

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.  ~G.K. Chesterton

Those who forget the pasta are condemned

Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.  ~Author Unknown

Hey yogurt if youre so cultured how

Hey yogurt, if you’re so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?  ~Attributed to Stephen Colbert

The breakfast slimes angel food cake doughnuts

The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build an enduring nation.  ~Martin H. FischerFFM

Lettuce greens and celery though much eaten

Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without the addition of condiments.  Besides, the lettuce contains narcotic

If you plant twinkies in your body

If you plant Twinkies in your body garden, how do you expect to harvest health? ~Terri Guillemets

You can do a lot for your

You can do a lot for your diet by eliminating foods that have mascots.  ~Ted Spiker@ProfSpiker twitter tweet

A converted cannibal is one who on

A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen.  ~Emily Lotney

We got married in a fever hotter

SPICY FOODS We got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout.  ~June Carter Cashspicy, hot peppers

Coles law thinly sliced cabbage author unknown

Cole’s Law:  Thinly sliced cabbage.  ~Author Unknown

We are living in a world today

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.  ~Alfred E.

Always eat grapes downward that is

Always eat grapes downward – that is eat the best grapes first; in this way there will be none better left on the bunch,