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Even eminent chartered accountants are known, in their capacity as fishermen, blissfully to ignore differences between seven and ten inches, half a pound and

If youve got short stubby fingers and

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If you’ve got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost

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Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. ~Author Unknown

Scholars have long known that fishing eventually

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Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher’s salary.

The charm of fishing is that it

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The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope. ~John

I am not against golf since cannot

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I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout… ~Paul O’NeilCDAS

Three fourths of the earths surface is water

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Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple

Fishing is boring unless you catch an

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. ~Dave Barry

br / [C]atching fish is as incidental to fishing as making bab

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[C]atching fish is as incidental to fishing as making babies is to fucking. ~William Humphrey, CDAS

If people concentrated on the really important

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles. ~Doug Larson

Enjoy thy stream o harmless fish and

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Enjoy thy stream, O harmless fish; And when an angler for his dish, Through gluttony’s vile sin, Attempts, the wretch, to pull thee out,

A bad day of fishing is better

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A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work. ~Author Unknown

I fish better with a lit cigar

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I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent. ~Nick Lyons, Bright Rivers, 1977p40, CDAS

All fishermen are liars its an occupational

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All fishermen are liars; it’s an occupational disease with them like housemaid’s knee or editor’s ulcers. ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949CDAS