Fishing Quotes SMS Collection

All fishermen are liars its an occupational

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All fishermen are liars; it’s an occupational disease with them like housemaid’s knee or editor’s ulcers. ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949CDAS

I am not against golf since cannot

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I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout… ~Paul O’NeilCDAS

The best way to a fishermans heart

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The best way to a fisherman’s heart is through his fly. ~Author Unknown

It has always been my private conviction

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It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. ~John SteinbeckCDC;

Fishing is the sport of drowning worms

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Fishing is the sport of drowning worms. ~Author UnknownCDC

There is certainly something in angling that

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There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind. ~Washington Irving

There is no greater fan of fly

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There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm. ~Patrick F. McManus, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, 1979CDAS

Good things come to those who bait

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Good things come to those who bait. ~Author Unknown

Even eminent chartered accountants are known in

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Even eminent chartered accountants are known, in their capacity as fishermen, blissfully to ignore differences between seven and ten inches, half a pound and

If youve got short stubby fingers and

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If you’ve got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost

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Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. ~Author Unknown

Scholars have long known that fishing eventually

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Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher’s salary.

The charm of fishing is that it

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The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope. ~John

Three fourths of the earths surface is water

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Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple

Fishing is boring unless you catch an

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. ~Dave Barry

br / [C]atching fish is as incidental to fishing as making bab

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[C]atching fish is as incidental to fishing as making babies is to fucking. ~William Humphrey, CDAS

If people concentrated on the really important

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles. ~Doug Larson

Enjoy thy stream o harmless fish and

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Enjoy thy stream, O harmless fish; And when an angler for his dish, Through gluttony’s vile sin, Attempts, the wretch, to pull thee out,

A bad day of fishing is better

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A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work. ~Author Unknown

I fish better with a lit cigar

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I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent. ~Nick Lyons, Bright Rivers, 1977p40, CDAS

Bragging may not bring happiness but no

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Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. ~Author UnknownCUL

Gone fishin be back at dark thirty author

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Gone fishin’, be back at dark-thirty! ~Author Unknown

Trout that doesnt think two jumps and

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…trout that doesn’t think two jumps and several runs ahead of the average fisherman is mighty apt to get fried. ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish

You cannot catch trout with dry breeches

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You cannot catch trout with dry breeches. ~Spanish Proverb

Last year i went fishing with salvador

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. ~Steven Wright

As the evening sky faded from a

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As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that

The fishing was good it the catching

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The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. ~A.K. Best