Even eminent chartered accountants are known, in their capacity as fishermen, blissfully to ignore differences between seven and ten inches, half a pound and two pounds, three fish and a dozen fish. ~William Sherwood Fox, Silken Lines and Silver Hooks, 1954CDAS
Fishing Quotes SMS
Fishing Quotes SMS
If youve got short stubby fingers and
If you’ve got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you try to tie on a fly. ~Jack Ohman, Fear of Fly Fishing, 1988CDAS
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher’s salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. ~Author Unknown
The charm of fishing is that it
The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope. ~John BuchanCUL
Enjoy thy stream o harmless fish and
Enjoy thy stream, O harmless fish;
And when an angler for his dish,
Through gluttony’s vile sin,
Attempts, the wretch, to pull thee out,
God give thee strength, O gentle trout,
To pull the rascal in!
~John Wolcot
If people concentrated on the really important
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles. ~Doug Larson
I fish better with a lit cigar
I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent. ~Nick Lyons, Bright Rivers, 1977p40, CDAS
A bad day of fishing is better
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work. ~Author Unknown
Bragging may not bring happiness but no
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. ~Author UnknownCUL
Gone fishin be back at dark thirty author
Gone fishin’, be back at dark-thirty! ~Author Unknown
You cannot catch trout with dry breeches
You cannot catch trout with dry breeches. ~Spanish Proverb
Trout that doesnt think two jumps and
…trout that doesn’t think two jumps and several runs ahead of the average fisherman is mighty apt to get fried. ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949p14, CDAS
Last year i went fishing with salvador
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. ~Steven Wright
As the evening sky faded from a
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint. ~Jack Handey
Three fourths of the earths surface is water
Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark
br / [C]atching fish is as incidental to fishing as making bab
[C]atching fish is as incidental to fishing as making babies is to fucking. ~William Humphrey, CDAS
The best way to a fishermans heart
The best way to a fisherman’s heart is through his fly. ~Author Unknown
The fishing was good it the catching
The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. ~A.K. Best
Fishing is boring unless you catch an
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. ~Dave Barry
All fishermen are liars its an occupational
All fishermen are liars; it’s an occupational disease with them like housemaid’s knee or editor’s ulcers. ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949CDAS
I am not against golf since cannot
I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout… ~Paul O’NeilCDAS
It has always been my private conviction
It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. ~John SteinbeckCDC; CUL
Fishing is the sport of drowning worms
Fishing is the sport of drowning worms. ~Author UnknownCDC
There is certainly something in angling that
There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind. ~Washington Irving
There is no greater fan of fly
There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm. ~Patrick F. McManus, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, 1979CDAS
Good things come to those who bait
Good things come to those who bait. ~Author Unknown