Fishing Quotes SMS Collection

I am not against golf since cannot

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I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout…  ~Paul O’NeilCDAS
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The best way to a fishermans heart

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The best way to a fisherman’s heart is through his fly.  ~Author Unknown
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It has always been my private conviction

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It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming.  ~John SteinbeckCDC;
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Fishing is the sport of drowning worms

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Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.  ~Author UnknownCDC
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There is certainly something in angling that

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There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind.  ~Washington Irving
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There is no greater fan of fly

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There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.  ~Patrick F. McManus, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, 1979CDAS
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Good things come to those who bait

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Good things come to those who bait.  ~Author Unknown
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Even eminent chartered accountants are known in

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Even eminent chartered accountants are known, in their capacity as fishermen, blissfully to ignore differences between seven and ten inches, half a pound and
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If youve got short stubby fingers and

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If you’ve got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you
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Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost

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Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.  ~Author Unknown
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Scholars have long known that fishing eventually

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Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers.  Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher’s salary. 
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The charm of fishing is that it

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The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.  ~John
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Three fourths of the earths surface is water

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Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land.  It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple
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Fishing is boring unless you catch an

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.  ~Dave Barry
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br / [C]atching fish is as incidental to fishing as making bab

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[C]atching fish is as incidental to fishing as making babies is to fucking.  ~William Humphrey, CDAS
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If people concentrated on the really important

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.  ~Doug Larson
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Enjoy thy stream o harmless fish and

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Enjoy thy stream, O harmless fish; And when an angler for his dish, Through gluttony’s vile sin, Attempts, the wretch, to pull thee out,
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A bad day of fishing is better

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A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.  ~Author Unknown
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I fish better with a lit cigar

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I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent.  ~Nick Lyons, Bright Rivers, 1977p40, CDAS
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All fishermen are liars its an occupational

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All fishermen are liars; it’s an occupational disease with them like housemaid’s knee or editor’s ulcers.  ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949CDAS
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Bragging may not bring happiness but no

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Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley.  ~Author UnknownCUL
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Gone fishin be back at dark thirty author

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Gone fishin’, be back at dark-thirty!  ~Author Unknown
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Trout that doesnt think two jumps and

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…trout that doesn’t think two jumps and several runs ahead of the average fisherman is mighty apt to get fried.  ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish
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You cannot catch trout with dry breeches

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You cannot catch trout with dry breeches. ~Spanish Proverb
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Last year i went fishing with salvador

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali.  He was using a dotted line.  He caught every other fish.  ~Steven Wright
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As the evening sky faded from a

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As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that
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The fishing was good it the catching

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The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.  ~A.K. Best
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