Election day Quotes SMS Collection

A politician should have three hats one

A politician should have three hats.  One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if

Every two years the american politics industry

Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in

Political campaigns are designedly made into emotional

Political campaigns are designedly made into emotional orgies which endeavor to distract attention from the real issues involved, and they actually paralyze what slight

Any american who is prepared to run

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.  ~Gore Vidal PCR

If god wanted us to vote he

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.  ~Jay LenoBTSG

Its not the voting thats democracy its

It’s not the voting that’s democracy; it’s the counting.  ~Tom Stoppard, Jumpers

Ohio claims they are due a president

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven’t had one since Taft.  Look at the United States, they have not had one

I like the smell of a dunged

I like the smell of a dunged field, and the tumult of a popular election.  ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at

Do you ever get the feeling that

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?  ~Robert Orben

A politician thinks of the next election

A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman thinks of the next generation.  ~James Freeman Clarke, SermonWLBUQ

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what you think it is you want to hear.  ~Alan Coren PCR

Truth is not determined by majority vote

Truth is not determined by majority vote.  ~Doug Gwyn

How come we choose from just two

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?  ~Author Unknown

Democracy the state of affairs in which

Democracy:  The state of affairs in which you consent to having your pocket picked, and elect the best man to do it.  ~Benjamin Lichtenberg

Democracy is being allowed to vote for

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.  ~Robert Byrne

We would all like to vote for

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.  ~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

The politicians were talking themselves red white

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.  ~Clare Boothe Luce

Applause mingled with boos and hisses is

Applause, mingled with boos and hisses, is about all that the average voter is able or willing to contribute to public life.  ~Elmer Davis

I offer my opponents a bargain if

I offer my opponents a bargain:  if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.  ~Adlai Stevenson,

Hell i never vote for anybody always

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.  ~W.C. Fields

The best argument against democracy is a

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.  ~Winston Churchill

Take our politicians theyre a bunch of

Take our politicians:  they’re a bunch of yo-yos.  The presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with

The most important political office is that

The most important political office is that of the private citizen.  ~Louis Brandeis

Dont vote it only encourages them billy

Don’t vote, it only encourages them. ~Billy Connolly, An Audience with Billy Connolly, 1985

If voting changed anything theyd make it

If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.  ~Emma Goldman

Democracy is the only system that persists

Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be whether they are the powers that ought to be.  ~Sydney J.

Politics is the gentle art of getting

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the

If a politician murders his mother the

If a politician murders his mother, the first response of the press or of his opponents will likely be not that it was a

If we got one tenth of what was

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.  ~Will