Drugs Quotes SMS Collection

I tried sniffing coke once but the

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.  ~Author Unknown

I dont do drugs am salvador dali

I don’t do drugs.  I am drugs.  ~Salvador Dali

A miracle drug is any that will

A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do.  ~Eric HodginsDCMOO

Drugs may be the road to nowhere

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they’re the scenic route.  ~Author Unknown

It is difficult to live without opium

It is difficult to live without opium after having known it because it is difficult, after knowing opium, to take earth seriously.  And unless

Avoid all needle drugs the only

Avoid all needle drugs – the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.  ~Abbie Hoffman

Thou hast the keys of paradise oh

Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh, just, subtle, and mighty opium!  ~Thomas De Quincey, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, Part II

Dont do drugs because if you youll

Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.  ~John Hardwick

Herb is the healing of a nation

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.  ~Bob Marley

If god dropped acid would he see

If God dropped acid, would he see people?  ~Steven Wright

I dont know never smoked astroturf tug

I don’t know.  I never smoked AstroTurf.  ~Tug McGraw, when asked if he preferred grass or AstroTurf, April 1974BQ,quoteinvestigator.com/2011/02/14/smoke-astroturf

In the 1960s people took acid to

In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. 

I will lift mine eyes unto the

I will lift mine eyes unto the pills.  Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers, which put

Cocaine is gods way of saying youre

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.  ~Robin WilliamsScreen International, 15 Dec 1990