Driving Quotes SMS Collection

A commuter tie up consists of you

A commuter tie-up consists of you – and people who for some reason won’t use public transit.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Im not sure about automobiles with all

I’m not sure… he’s wrongabout automobiles…. Eugene said.  With all their speed forward they may be a step backward in civilization – that is,

I drive way too fast to worry

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.  ~Author Unknown

I represent what is left of a

google_ad_region_end I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian…. That I am still able to be here, I

Another way to solve the traffic problems

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the

The longest journey begins with a single

The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key.  ~Edward Abbey

Modern technology owes ecology an apology alan

Modern technology Owes ecology An apology. ~Alan M. Eddison

Speed limit a sign that tells

Speed Limit ? A sign that tells you at what speed the car that’s rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror is going;

Two hundred forty horsepower isnt enough to move

Two-hundred forty horsepower isn’t enough to move me anymore.  Enough to move my body, yes, but not my soul.  ~S.A. Sachs2011 335

Leave sooner drive slower live longer author

Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.  ~Author Unknown

Consider the man on horseback and i

google_ad_region_end Consider the man on horseback, and I have been a man on horseback for most of my life.  Well, mostly he is a

Stupidity is not a handicap park elsewhere

Stupidity is not a handicap.  Park elsewhere!  ~Author unknown, as seen on a shirt

Life is too short for traffic dan

Life is too short for traffic.  ~Dan Bellack

No other man made device since the shields

No other man-made device since the shields and lances of the knights quite fulfills a man’s ego like an automobile.  ~William Rootes

No one should be able to enter

No one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means.  ~Garrett Hardin, The Ecologist, February 1974

When buying a used car punch the

When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio.  If all the stations are rock and roll, there’s a good chance the

I feel like am diagonally parked in

I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.  ~Author Unknown

The speedway ends at the cemetery author

google_ad_region_end The speedway ends at the cemetery.  ~Author UnknownQSO

A tree never hits an automobile except

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.  ~American Proverb

Making a left turn in la is

Making a left turn in L.A. is one of the harder things you’re going to learn in life.  ~Lawrence Kasdan and Meg Kasdan,

The civilized man has built a coach

The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Self-Reliance," 1841

Eighty percent of the people britain want

Eighty percent of the people of Britain want more money spent on public transport – in order that other people will travel on the

It finally happened i got the gps

It finally happened.  I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions."  ~Robert Brault,

Patience is something you admire in the

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.  ~Mac McCleary

The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than

The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than the bundling board, but the human motives in their uses are sometimes the same.  ~Charles M. AllenCUL

The shortest distance between two points is

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.  ~Noelie Altito

Driving a brand new car feels like

google_ad_region_start Driving a brand new car feels like driving around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly

Each year it seems to take less

Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work.  ~Author Unknown

Every time i see an adult on

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.  ~H.G. Wells

A city that outdistances mans walking powers

A city that outdistances man’s walking powers is a trap for man.  ~Arnold Toynbee

The automobile has not merely taken over

The automobile has not merely taken over the street, it has dissolved the living tissue of the city.  Its appetite for space is absolutely

Take most people theyre crazy about cars

Take most people, they’re crazy about cars.  They worry if they get a little scratch on them, and they’re always talking about how many

Everything in life is somewhere else and

google_ad_region_start Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.  ~E.B. White, One Man’s Meat, 1943LCD

Anyone driving slower than you is an

Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.  ~Author Unknown

The best car safety device is a

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.  ~Dudley Moore

Car sickness is the feeling you get

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.  ~Author Unknown