Desserts Quotes SMS Collection

A boy doesnt have to go war

A boy doesn’t have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn’t like pie when he sees there isn’t

Id give up chocolate but im no

I’d give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter!  ~Author Unknown

As with most fine things chocolate has

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season.  There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is

There are four basic food groups milk

There are four basic food groups:  milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.  ~Author Unknown

I doubt whether the world holds for

I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.  ~Heywood Broun

Ice cream is exquisite what a pity

Ice cream is exquisite.  What a pity it isn’t illegal.  ~Voltaire

Coffee makes it possible to get out

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed.  Chocolate makes it worthwhile.  ~Author Unknown

All i really need is love but

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!  ~Charles Schulz

Ill obey them in the winter when

I’ll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I’ll be. To

But i when i undress me each

But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese. ~Eugene Field

I dont cry over spilt milk but

I don’t cry over spilt milk, but a fallen scoop of ice cream is enough to ruin my whole day.  ~Terri Guillemets

After eating chocolate you feel godlike as

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.  ~Emily LuchettiNEMYL

Strength is the capacity to break a

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the

Self discipline implies some unpleasant things to me

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women’s pants.  ~Oleg Kiselev

Dont wreck a sublime chocolate experience by

Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.  ~Lora Brody

I want to have a good body

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.  ~Jason Love

We dare not trust our wit for

We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

I prefer to regard a dessert as

I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman:  subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert.  Delicately made up,

After about 20 years of marriage im

After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that one.  And I think the answer lies somewhere between

If not for chocolate there would be

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.  An entire garment industry would be devastated.  ~Author Unknown

Save the earth its only planet with

Save the earth.  It’s the only planet with chocolate.  ~Author Unknown

Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick

Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick.  Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.  ~Spanish Proverb

Vegetables are a must on diet i

Vegetables are a must on a diet.  I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.  ~Jim Davis, I’m in the Mood for Food:

Put 34eat chocolate34 at the top of

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.  That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.  ~Author

Twill make old women young and fresh

‘Twill make old women young and fresh, Create new motions of the flesh. And cause them long for you know what, If they but

When youre dead dead and until then

[W]hen you’re dead, you’re dead. And until then, there’s ice cream. ~The Mentalist, “The Redshirt,” written by Bruno Heller and Jordan Harper, spoken by

Chocolate is like medicine but as

Chocolate is like medicine – but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose.  Don’t overdo it.  ~Edward "Grandpa" Jones

Venice is like eating an entire box

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.  ~Truman Capote

Ice cream is happiness condensed jessi lane

Ice cream is happiness condensed.  ~Jessi Lane Adams

A balanced diet is a cookie in

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.  ~Author Unknown

Ice cream cravings are not to be

Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly.  ~Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.comice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly… 7:15 PM Nov

You are my favorite excuse to whip

You are my favorite excuse to whip cream.  ~Anonymous Voyeurtwitter.com/AnonymousVoyeur/status/12051014475, UWP

Fudge is a noun verb an interjection

Fudge is a noun, a verb, an interjection, and delicious!  ~Terri Guillemets

Theres nothing better than a good friend

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.  ~Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.  ~Jim Bishop, "On the English Countryside," NY Journal-American, 28 September 1957, quoted in Simpson’s

Once in a young lifetime one should

Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.  ~Judith Olney