I’ll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me
I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I’ll be.
To relieve my indigestion in December they can try,
But there’s none of them can stop me when it’s time for cherry pie.
~Edgar A. Guest, The Milwaukee Journal, 1935 May 29TPV
But I, when I undress me
Each night, upon my knees
Will ask the Lord to bless me
With apple-pie and cheese.
I don’t cry over spilt milk, but a fallen scoop of ice cream is enough to ruin my whole day. ~Terri Guillemets
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces. ~Judith Viorst
We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts. ~Graham Kerr
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. ~Jason Love
After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. ~Mel Gibson, about what women want
Save the earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate. ~Author Unknown
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. ~Author Unknown
Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick. Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso. ~Spanish Proverb
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis, I’m in the Mood for Food: In the Kitchen with Garfield
‘Twill make old women young and fresh,
Create new motions of the flesh.
And cause them long for you know what,
If they but taste of chocolate.
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. ~Truman Capote
Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly. ~Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.comice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly… 7:15 PM Nov 14th, 2008 twitter.com/wildthyme/status/1006479451
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ~Author Unknown
You are my favorite excuse to whip cream. ~Anonymous Voyeurtwitter.com/AnonymousVoyeur/status/12051014475, UWP
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. ~Jim Bishop, "On the English Countryside," NY Journal-American, 28 September 1957, quoted in Simpson’s Contemporary Quotations compiled by James B. Simpson
There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate. ~Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"
Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold. ~Judith Olney
Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. ~Lora Brody
Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women’s pants. ~Oleg Kiselev
Fudge is a noun, a verb, an interjection, and delicious! ~Terri Guillemets
Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal. ~Voltaire
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. ~Sandra Boynton
Ice cream is happiness condensed. ~Jessi Lane Adams
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. ~Emily LuchettiNEMYL
Chocolate is like medicine – but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose. Don’t overdo it. ~Edward "Grandpa" Jones
[W]hen you’re dead, you’re dead. And until then, there’s ice cream. ~The Mentalist, “The Redshirt,” written by Bruno Heller and Jordan Harper, spoken by the character Patrick Jane, 2011TPV
I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream. ~Heywood Broun
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done. ~Author Unknown
A boy doesn’t have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn’t like pie when he sees there isn’t enough to go around. ~E.W. Howe
I’d give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter! ~Author Unknown
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. ~Author Unknown
Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile. ~Author Unknown
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt! ~Charles Schulz