Ill obey them in the winter when

I’ll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me
I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I’ll be.
To relieve my indigestion in December they can try,
But there’s none of them can stop me when it’s time for cherry pie.
~Edgar A. Guest, The Milwaukee Journal, 1935 May 29TPV

But i when i undress me each

But I, when I undress me
Each night, upon my knees
Will ask the Lord to bless me
With apple-pie and cheese.
~Eugene Field

Strength is the capacity to break a

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.  ~Judith Viorst

I prefer to regard a dessert as

I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman:  subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert.  Delicately made up, not highly rouged.  Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.  ~Graham Kerr

After about 20 years of marriage im

After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that one.  And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.  ~Mel Gibson, about what women want

If not for chocolate there would be

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.  An entire garment industry would be devastated.  ~Author Unknown

Vegetables are a must on diet i

Vegetables are a must on a diet.  I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.  ~Jim Davis, I’m in the Mood for Food: In the Kitchen with Garfield

Twill make old women young and fresh

‘Twill make old women young and fresh,
Create new motions of the flesh.
And cause them long for you know what,
If they but taste of chocolate.
~James Wadworth

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.  ~Jim Bishop, "On the English Countryside," NY Journal-American, 28 September 1957, quoted in Simpson’s Contemporary Quotations compiled by James B. Simpson

As with most fine things chocolate has

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season.  There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes:  any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.  ~Sandra Boynton

When youre dead dead and until then

[W]hen you’re dead, you’re dead. And until then, there’s ice cream. ~The Mentalist, “The Redshirt,” written by Bruno Heller and Jordan Harper, spoken by the character Patrick Jane, 2011TPV

A boy doesnt have to go war

A boy doesn’t have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn’t like pie when he sees there isn’t enough to go around.  ~E.W. Howe