Dental Quotes SMS Collection

I find that most men would rather

I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.  ~Martin H.

Some tortures are physical and some mental

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. ~Ogden Nash

There are two things in life that

There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his

I had very good dentures once some

I had very good dentures once.  Some magnificent gold work.  It’s the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. 

Adam and eve had many advantages but

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.  ~Mark TwainCCDP

Ive been to the dentist several times

I’ve been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.  ~Author Unknown

If a patient cannot clean his teeth

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.  ~Martin H. FischerFFM

My health plan doesnt cover dental so

My health plan doesn’t cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.  ~Robert Brault,

The man with a toothache thinks everyone

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.  ~George Bernard ShawCCDP

We do have a zeal for laughter

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.  ~Joseph Heller

A dentist at work in his vocation

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.  ~George D. PrenticeCCDP

If suffering brought wisdom the dentists office

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist?s office would be full of luminous ideas.  ~Mason Cooley