Dental Quotes SMS Collection

I had very good dentures once some

I had very good dentures once.  Some magnificent gold work.  It’s the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. 

My health plan doesnt cover dental so

My health plan doesn’t cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.  ~Robert Brault,

Adam and eve had many advantages but

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.  ~Mark TwainCCDP

I find that most men would rather

I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.  ~Martin H.

Some tortures are physical and some mental

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. ~Ogden Nash

There are two things in life that

There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his

Ive been to the dentist several times

I’ve been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.  ~Author Unknown

If a patient cannot clean his teeth

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.  ~Martin H. FischerFFM

The man with a toothache thinks everyone

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.  ~George Bernard ShawCCDP

We do have a zeal for laughter

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.  ~Joseph Heller

A dentist at work in his vocation

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.  ~George D. PrenticeCCDP

If suffering brought wisdom the dentists office

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist?s office would be full of luminous ideas.  ~Mason Cooley