The human body has no more need

The human body has no more need for cows’ milk than it does for dogs’ milk, horses’ milk, or giraffes’ milk.  ~Michael Klaper

Theres something about getting up at 5

There’s something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs.  ~Bill Vaughan

If happiness truly consisted in physical ease

If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow.  ~William Lyon Phelps

Who was the first guy that look

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, "I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?"  ~Bill Watterson