Computers Quotes SMS Collection

Dont anthropomorphize computers they hate it

Don’t anthropomorphize computers – they hate it.  ~Author Unknown

Hardware where the people in your companys

Hardware:  where the people in your company’s software section will tell you the problem is.  Software:  where the people in your company’s hardware section

Man is still the most extraordinary computer

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.  ~John F. KennedyDCQ

My computer kept beating the pants off

My computer kept beating the pants off me at chess, until I discovered that it was no match against me at kickboxing.  ~Author Unknown

At least my pencil never crashes author

At least my pencil never crashes!  ~Author Unknown

Back up my hard drive how do

Back up my hard drive?  How do I put it in reverse?  ~Author Unknown

As network administrator i can take down

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke.  It’s just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on

A computer will do what you tell

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.  ~Joseph Weizenbaum

Computers have lots of memory but no

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.  ~Author UnknownDCQ

Unix never says 34please34 rob pike

Unix never says "please."  ~Rob Pike

Yesterday it worked today is not working

Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that ~Margaret Segall, 1998, honorable mention in the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge

In the old days people robbed stagecoaches

In the old days, people robbed stagecoaches and knocked off armored trucks.  Now they’re knocking off servers.  ~Richard Power

Those parts of the system that you

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only

Treat your password like toothbrush dont let

Treat your password like your toothbrush.  Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.  ~Clifford Stoll

Computing is not about computers any more

Computing is not about computers any more.  It is about living.  ~Nicholas Negroponte

To have no errors would be life

To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy ~Brian M. Porter, 1998, honorable mention in the Haiku Error Messages

Dos computers manufactured by companies such as

DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million

Computer science is no more about computers

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.  ~Edsger W. Dijkstra

The most overlooked advantage to owning a

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there’s no law against whacking them around a little.  ~Eric

Database the information you lose when your

Database:  the information you lose when your memory crashes.  ~Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top

The attention span of a computer is

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.  ~Author UnknownDCQ

A user and his leisure time are

A user and his leisure time are soon parted.  ~Author Unknown

Never let a computer know youre in

Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.  ~Author Unknown

Microsoft where quality is job 11 author

Microsoft, where quality is job 1.1.  ~Author Unknown

Some people can hack it others cant

Some people can hack it, others can’t.  ~Author Unknown

Unless in communicating with it one says

Unless in communicating with it one says exactly what one means, trouble is bound to result.  ~Alan Turing, about computers

Its not computer literacy that we should

It’s not computer literacy that we should be working on, but sort of human-literacy.  Computers have to become human-literate.  ~Nicholas P. NegroponteDCQ

There is a computer disease that anybody

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about.  It’s a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the

Spreadsheet a kind of program that lets

Spreadsheet:  a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands

If builders built buildings the way programmers

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.  ~One of Murphy’s Laws of

I wrote an ad for apple computer

I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: "Macintosh – We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going

Information technology and business are becoming inextricably

Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven.  I don’t think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other.  ~Bill

Unix was not designed to stop you

Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things.  ~Doug Gwyn

I havent lost my mind have a

I haven’t lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere.  ~Author Unknown

Computers are like air conditioners they work

Computers are like air conditioners.  They work fine until you start opening windows.  ~Author Unknown

If computers get too powerful we can

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees.  That’ll do them in.  ~Author UnknownDCQ

Computers huh ive heard it all boils

Computers, huh?  I’ve heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes…. I don’t know how that enables me to

The real danger is not that computers

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.  ~Sydney J.

In a few minutes computer can make

In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. 

There are three kinds of death in

There are three kinds of death in this world.  There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.  ~Guy Almes

Windows is just dos in drag author

Windows is just DOS in drag.  ~Author Unknown

Do files get embarrassed when theyre unzipped

Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?  ~Author Unknown