Yesterday it worked today is not working

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
~Margaret Segall, 1998, honorable mention in the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim Rosenau, sponsored by Salon.comimages.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html

To have no errors would be life

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
~Brian M. Porter, 1998, honorable mention in the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim Rosenau, sponsored by Salon.comimages.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html

There is a computer disease that anybody

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about.  It’s a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work.  The trouble with computers is that you ‘play’ with them!  ~Richard P. FeynmanDCQ

Spreadsheet a kind of program that lets

Spreadsheet:  a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working.  ~Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top

Unix was not designed to stop you

Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things.  ~Doug Gwyn

I wrote an ad for apple computer

I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: "Macintosh – We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end."  ~Douglas Adams

There are three kinds of death in

There are three kinds of death in this world.  There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.  ~Guy Almes

Computers huh ive heard it all boils

Computers, huh?  I’ve heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes…. I don’t know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.  ~From the television show King of Queens, spoken by the character Doug Heffernan

Dos computers manufactured by companies such as

DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide.  Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.  ~Author Unknown

Those parts of the system that you

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.  ~Author Unknown

Hardware where the people in your companys

Hardware:  where the people in your company’s software section will tell you the problem is.  Software:  where the people in your company’s hardware section will tell you the problem is.  ~Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top

As network administrator i can take down

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke.  It’s just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.  ~Scott Adams ("Dogbert")