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I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. ~John Van Druten
Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water. ~The Women’s Petition Against Coffee, 1674
Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other. ~Terri Guillemets
Coffee: The first peripheral! ~Author Unknown
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no […]
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! ~Robin Williams
Ultimate office automation – networked coffee machines. ~Author Unknown
Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love. ~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running. ~Jeff Bezos
Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. ~Turkish ProverbCOCI
Coffee makes me invincible. But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal. ~Terri Guillemets
I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. ~Author Unknown
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up. ~From the television show Will and Grace
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. ~Paul Erdos
The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. ~Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase […]
Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning save to look down and realize you just had the last sip of coffee and the mug sits indifferently empty. ~Terri Guillemets
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? ~Author Unknown
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Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. ~Author Unknown
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~Flash RosenbergWL
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. ~Henry Ward Beecher
He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something. ~Josephine Baker
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ~Alphonse AllaisCOCI
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. ~Author Unknown
You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance. ~Sweeney Todd Lundgren
Coffee in styrofoam is against my religion. ~Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com7:10 AM Mar 13th 2009 twitter.com/wildthyme/status/1321794818
Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night. ~Prince Tallyrand
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Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon. ~Author Unknown
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There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. ~Rian Aditiamar2011email
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No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. ~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir