Coffee Quotes SMS Collection

You know youve been playing too much

You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.  ~Sweeney Todd Lundgren

I believe humans get a lot done

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.  ~Flash RosenbergWL

Coffee the first peripheral author unknown

Coffee:  The first peripheral!  ~Author Unknown

Coffee in styrofoam is against my religion

Coffee in styrofoam is against my religion.  ~Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com7:10 AM Mar 13th 2009 twitter.com/wildthyme/status/1321794818

This coffee falls into your stomach and

This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion.  Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army

No one can understand the truth until

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.  ~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning

Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning save to look down and realize you just had the last sip of coffee and the mug

Ifpotcoffeeempty programmer brainoff author unknown

if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF};  ~Author Unknown

Coffee the finest organic suspension ever devised

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.  ~Star Trek: Voyager

Coffee makes us severe and grave philosophical

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.  ~Jonathan Swift

Theres nothing sweeter than a cup of

There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.  ~Rian Aditiamar2011email

Coffee makes me invincible but when the

Coffee makes me invincible.  But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal.  ~Terri Guillemets

Coffee leads men to trifle away their

Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter,

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.  ~Author Unknown

Mothers are those wonderful people who can

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.  ~Author Unknown

It is inhumane in my opinion to

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who

Forever time it takes to brew the

Forever:  Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.  ~Author Unknown

Do i like my coffee black there

Do I like my coffee black?  There are other colors?  ~Author Unknown

In seattle you havent had enough coffee

In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.  ~Jeff Bezos

Black as the devil hot hell pure

Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love. ~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord

A mathematician is a device for turning

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.  ~Paul Erdos

Ccoffeepot missing abort retry fall asleep author

C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?  ~Author Unknown

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose turkish

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.  ~Turkish ProverbCOCI

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.  ~Author Unknown

Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are

Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other.  ~Terri Guillemets

He was my cream and i his

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something. ~Josephine Baker

This coffee tastes like mud well it

This coffee tastes like mud!  Well, it was ground this morning.  ~Old Vaudeville joke

I dont have a problem with caffeine

I don’t have a problem with caffeine.  I have a problem without caffeine!  ~Author Unknown

My blood type is folgers author unknown

My blood type is Folgers.  ~Author Unknown

Man does not live by coffee alone

Man does not live by coffee alone.  Have a danish.  ~Author Unknown

Be a coffee drinking individual espresso yourself

Be a coffee-drinking individual – espresso yourself!  ~Author Unknown

Caffeine isnt a drug its vitamin author

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!  ~Author Unknown

I think if were a woman id

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.  ~John Van Druten

Suave molecules of mocha stir up your

Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work

Dont drink coffee in the morning it

Don’t drink coffee in the morning.  It will keep you awake until noon.  ~Author Unknown

Caffeine is my shepherd i shall not

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It

Ill quit coffee it wont be easy

I’ll quit coffee.  It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it.  It’ll still be the best part of

I like my coffee women hot strong

I like my coffee like my women:  hot, strong, steamy.  ~Author Unknown

I bought a decaffeinated coffee table you

I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can’t even see a difference.  ~Author Unknown

Chocolate men coffee some things are

google_ad_region_start Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.  ~Author Unknown

No coffee can be good in the

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.  ~Henry Ward Beecher

The voodoo priest and all his powders

The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of

Coffee is a beverage that puts one

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.  ~Alphonse AllaisCOCI

Ultimate office automation networked coffee machines

Ultimate office automation – networked coffee machines.  ~Author Unknown

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!  ~Robin Williams

Good communication is just as stimulating black

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.  ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh