Clothing Quotes SMS Collection

A skirt is no obstacle to extemporaneous

A skirt is no obstacle to extemporaneous sex, but it is physically impossible to make love to a girl while she is wearing trousers. 

I dont know who invented the high

I don’t know who invented the high heel, but all men owe him a lot.  ~Marilyn MonroeOPV

If i were a cat what would

If I were a cat, what would make me purr?  A pair of really comfortable blue jeans, and massages.  ~Cinnamon Stomberger

Why is it considered seductive for women

Why is it considered seductive for women to wear beautiful clothes?  Wouldn’t it make more sense to wear something so ugly that a guy

Fashion is like the id it makes

Fashion is like the id.  It makes you desire things you shouldn’t.  ~Bob MorrisOPV

You dont have to signal a social

You don’t have to signal a social conscience by looking like a frump.  Lace knickers won’t hasten the holocaust, you can ban the bomb

Stripped of the cunning artifices tailor and

Stripped of the cunning artifices of the tailor, and standing forth in the garb of Eden – what a sorry set of round-shouldered, spindle-shanked,

Funny that a pair of really nice

Funny that a pair of really nice shoes make us feel good in our heads – at the extreme opposite end of our bodies. 

Seldom do people discern eloquence under a

Seldom do people discern Eloquence under a threadbare cloak. ~Juvenal

Sweater n garment worn by child when

Sweater, n.:  garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.  ~Ambrose Bierce

A dress makes no sense unless it

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.  ~Françoise Sagan

Those who make their dress a principal

Those who make their dress a principal part of themselves, will, in general, become of no more value than their dress.  ~William Hazlitt, On

I base most of my fashion sense

I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn’t itch.  ~Gilda Radner

Although a life long fashion dropout i have

Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper’s Bazaar while waiting at the dentist’s to have grasped that the purpose

Almost every man looks more so in

Almost every man looks more so in a belted trench coat.  ~Sydney J. HarrisOPV

Every time a woman leaves off something

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.  ~Will RogersCUL

Do men who have got all their

Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on?  ~P.G. Wodehouse

No one has ever had an idea

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.  ~Frederick G. Banting

I have heard with admiring submission the

I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that the sense of being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of

What a man most enjoys about womans

What a man most enjoys about a woman’s clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them.  ~Brendan FrancisCUL

Those hot pants of hers were so

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.  ~Benny Hill

His clothes fit him so ill and

His clothes fit him so ill, and constrain him so much, that he seems rather their prisoner than their proprietor.  ~Philip Dormer StanhopeOPV

I have a hankering to go back

I have a hankering to go back to the Orient and discard my necktie.  Neckties strangle clear thinking.  ~Lin YutangCUL

When in doubt wear red bill blass

When in doubt, wear red.  ~Bill BlassOPV; rdqqjan2002

Clothes are inevitable they nothing less than

Clothes are inevitable.  They are nothing less than the furniture of the mind made visible.  ~James Laver, Style in Costume

I dont see how an article of

I don’t see how an article of clothing can be indecent.  A person, yes.  ~Robert A. Heinlein

If honor be your clothing the suit

If honor be your clothing, the suit will last a lifetime; but if clothing be your honor, it will soon be worn threadbare.  ~William

To be a fashionable woman is to

To be a fashionable woman is to know yourself, know what you represent, and know what works for you.  To be "in fashion" could

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.  This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.  ~Scott Adams

Judging from the ugly and repugnant things

Judging from the ugly and repugnant things that are sometimes in vogue, it would seem as though fashion were desirous of exhibiting its power

When you cant do something truly useful

When you can’t do something truly useful, you tend to vent the pent up energy in something useless but available, like snappy dressing.  ~Lois

Know first who you are and then

Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.  ~EpictetusOPV

The prettiest dresses are worn to be

The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.  ~Jean Cocteau

I have often said that wish had

I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant.  They

Never wear anything that panics the cat

Never wear anything that panics the cat.  ~P.J. O’Rourke

Is not the most erotic part of

Is not the most erotic part of the body wherever the clothing affords a glimpse?  ~Roland BarthesOPV

Carelessness in dressing is moral suicide honor233

Carelessness in dressing is moral suicide.  ~Honoré de BalzacOPV

Unmentionables those articles of ladies apparel

Unmentionables – those articles of ladies’ apparel that are never discussed in public, except in full-page, illustrated ads.  ~Changing Times

Shopping tip you can get shoes for

Shopping tip:  You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.  ~Author Unknown

Fashion law if the shoe fits its

Fashion Law:  If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.  ~Author Unknown

There is much to support the view

There is much to support the view that it is clothes that wear us and not we them; we may make them take the

People seldom notice old clothes if you

People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.  ~Lee Mildon

Brevity is the soul of lingerie dorothy

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.  ~Dorothy Parker

What a strange power there is in

What a strange power there is in clothing.  ~Isaac Bashevis SingerOPV

Be careless in your dress if you

Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.  ~Mark Twain

On the subject of dress almost no

Dress has never been at all a straightforward business:  so much subterranean interest and complex feeling attaches to it.  As a topic, it is

Its not what you wear its

It’s not what you wear – it’s how you take it off.  ~Author Unknown

Every uniform corrupts ones character max frisch

Every uniform corrupts one’s character.  ~Max FrischOPV

But i do mean to say have

But I do mean to say, I have heard her declare, When at the same moment she had on a dress Which cost five

Dress is at all times a frivolous

Dress is at all times a frivolous distinction, and excessive solicitude about it often destroys its own aim.  ~Jane AustenOPV

I talk to him when im lonesome

I talk to him when I’m lonesome like; and I’m sure he understands.  When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my

Fashion can be bought style one must

Fashion can be bought.  Style one must possess.  ~Edna Woolman ChaseOPV

She had the loaded handbag of someone

She had the loaded handbag of someone who camps out and seldom goes home, or who imagines life must be full of emergencies.  ~Mavis

When i free my body from its

When I free my body from its clothes, from all their buttons, belts, and laces, it seems to me that my soul takes a

The dress must not hang on the

The dress must not hang on the body but follow its lines.  It must accompany its wearer and when a woman smiles the dress

Our clothes are too much a part

Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition:  it is as

One should either be a work of

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.  ~Oscar WildeOPV