Christmas Quotes SMS Collection

The one thing women dont want to

The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.  ~Joan Rivers

It is good to be children sometimes

It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.  ~Charles Dickens

I love the christmas tide and yet notice

I love the Christmas-tide, and yet, I notice this, each year I live; I always like the gifts I get, But how I love

From a commercial point of view if

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.  ~Katharine Whitehorn

I can understand people simply fleeing the

I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become… but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make

A christmas candle is a lovely thing

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away. ~Eva LogueDMCR

Remember this december that love weighs more

Remember This December, That love weighs more than gold! ~Josephine Dodge Daskam BaconQSO

To perceive christmas through its wrapping becomes

To perceive Christmas through its wrapping becomes more difficult with every year.  ~E.B. White, "The Distant Music of the Hounds," The Second Tree from

Christmas the very word brings joy to

Christmas!  The very word brings joy to our hearts.  No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and

Christmas is not a time or season

Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind.  To cherish peace and good will, to be plenteous in mercy,

There are no strangers on christmas eve

There are no strangers on Christmas Eve.  ~Mildred Cram and Adele Comandini

At christmas tide the open hand scatters its

At Christmas-tide the open hand Scatters its bounty o’er sea and land, And none are left to grieve alone, For Love is heaven and

It is the most human and kindly

It is the most human and kindly of seasons, as fully penetrated and irradiated with the feeling of human brotherhood, which is the essential

Christmas is a day of meaning and

Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.  ~Margaret Thatcher

Next to a circus there aint nothing

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.  ~Kin Hubbard

I hear that in many places something

I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree gaiety to

The church does not superstitiously observe days

The Church does not superstitiously observe days, merely as days, but as memorials of important facts.  Christmas might be kept as well upon one

For centuries men have kept an appointment

For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas.  Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.  ~W.J. Ronald

Christmas that magic blanket wraps itself

Christmas – that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is like a fragrance.  It may weave a

Roses are reddish violets bluish if it

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren’t for Christmas We’d all be Jewish. ~Benny Hill

I never believed in santa claus because

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.  ~Dick Gregory

Happy happy christmas that can win us

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures

For the spirit of christmas fulfils greatest

For the spirit of Christmas fulfils the greatest hunger of mankind.  ~Loring A. SchulerQSO

Tradition sit with husband in a room

Tradition: sit with husband in a room lit only by tree lights and remember that our blessings outnumber the lights.  Happy Christmas to all. 

People cant concentrate properly on blowing other

People can’t concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.  ~Ogden

When we recall christmas past usually find

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things – not the great occasions – give off the greatest glow of

At christmas a man is at his

At Christmas A man is at his finest towards the finish of the year; He is almost what he should be when the Christmas

Oh look yet another christmas tv special

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special!  How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer….

Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories

Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a

I will honor christmas in my heart

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.  ~Charles Dickens

Instead of being a time unusual behavior

Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses

Except the christ be born again tonight

Except the Christ be born again tonight In dreams of all men, saints and sons of shame, The world will never see his kingdom

Isnt it funny that at christmas something

Isn’t it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for – I don’t know what exactly, but it’s something that you

34it came without ribbons it tags packages

"It came without ribbons!  It came without tags!  It came without packages, boxes or bags!"… Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! 

We hear the beating of wings over

We hear the beating of wings over Bethlehem and a light that is not of the sun or of the stars shines in the

When christmas bells are swinging above the

When Christmas bells are swinging above the fields of snow, we hear sweet voices ringing from lands of long ago, and etched on vacant

Christmas is a time when you get

Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.  ~Carol Nelson

Were i a philosopher should write philosophy

Were I a philosopher, I should write a philosophy of toys, showing that nothing else in life need to be taken seriously, and that

Christmas is the season for kindling fire

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.  ~Washington IrvingDMCR

Im dreaming of a white christmas just

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, Just like the ones I used to know, Where the tree tops glisten And children listen To hear

Nothings as mean giving a little child

Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.  ~Kin HubbardCUL

I have always thought of christmas time

I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time

I heard the bells on christmas day

I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will

Fail not to call mind in the

Fail not to call to mind, in the course of the twenty-fifth of this month, that the Divinest Heart that ever walked the earth

Great little one whose all embracing birth lifts

Great little One! whose all-embracing birth Lifts Earth to Heaven, stoops Heaven to Earth. ~Richard CrashawQSO

Twas christmas broachd the mightiest ale told

‘Twas Christmas broach’d the mightiest ale; ‘Twas Christmas told the merriest tale; A Christmas gambol oft could cheer The poor man’s heart through half

Even as an adult i find it

Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age. ~Terri

Keep your christmas heart open all the year

Keep your Christmas-heart open all the year round.  ~Jessica Archmint

The universal joy of christmas is certainly

The universal joy of Christmas is certainly wonderful.  We ring the bells when princes are born, or toll a mournful dirge when great men

If 34ifs34 and 34buts34 were candy nuts

If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn’t it be a Merry Christmas?  ~Don Meredith

I once bought my kids a set

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.  ~Bernard Manning

Christmas in bethlehem the ancient dream a

Christmas in Bethlehem.  The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men

Love is whats in the room with

Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.  ~Author unknown, attributed to a 7-year-old named

Be merry all be with holly dress

Be merry all, be merry all, With holly dress the festive hall; Prepare the song, the feast, the ball, To welcome merry Christmas. ~William

Let christmas not become a thing merely

Let Christmas not become a thing Merely of merchant’s trafficking, Of tinsel, bell and holly wreath And surface pleasure, but beneath The childish glamour,

The best christmas trees come very close

The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature.  ~Andy Rooney

Mail your packages early so the post

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.  ~Johnny Carson

Christmas is for children but it grown ups

Christmas is for children.  But it is for grown-ups too.  Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period

Christmas is a time when kids tell

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it.  Deficits are when adults tell the government what

The best of all gifts around any

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:  the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.  ~Burton HillisDMCR