Children Quotes SMS Collection

If there were no schools to take

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. 

Even when freshly washed and relieved of

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.  ~Fran Lebowitz

The prime purpose of being four is

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four – of secondary importance is to prepare for being five.  ~Jim Trelease, The

A child can ask questions that a

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. ~Author Unknown

Children are contemptuous haughty irritable envious sneaky

Children are contemptuous, haughty, irritable, envious, sneaky, selfish, lazy, flighty, timid, liars and hypocrites, quick to laugh and cry, extreme in expressing joy and

Little girls are cute and small only

Little girls are cute and small only to adults.  To one another they are not cute.  They are life-sized.  ~Margaret AtwoodPIH

Having a two year old is like having blender

Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.  ~Jerry Seinfeldrdqq

Our genes make us immortal the secret

Our genes make us immortal.  ~The Secret of Life, PBSTPV

Children find everything in nothing men nothing

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything.  ~Giacomo Leopardi, Zibaldone SceltoRC

You can learn many things from children

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~Franklin P. Jones

Children seldom misquote in fact they usually

Children seldom misquote.  In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.  ~Author Unknown

Creative play is like a spring that

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child.  ~Joan Almon

Youth is a wonderful thing what crime

Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.  ~George Bernard Shaw

A child seldom needs a good talking

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Boy n a noise with dirt on

Boy, n.:  a noise with dirt on it.  ~Not Your Average Dictionary

A characteristic of the normal child is

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn’t act that way very often. ~Author Unknown

Children are unpredictable you never know what

Children are unpredictable.  You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.  ~Franklin P. JonesFCN

What is a home without children quiet

What is a home without children?  Quiet.  ~Henny YoungmanFCN

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings.  ~Dr. SunWolf, professorsunwolf.comtwitter.com/WordWhispers/status/154568303803768833

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

If our american way of life fails

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all.  ~Pearl S. Buck

Children are the living messages we send

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see.  ~Neil Postman, The Disappearance of Childhood (introduction), 1982not John W

You are worried about seeing him spend

You are worried about seeing him spend his early years in doing nothing.  What!  Is it nothing to be happy?  Nothing to skip, play,

In a dark moment i ask how

In a dark moment I ask, “How can anyone bring a child into this world?” And the answer rings clear, “Because there is no

Kids they dance before learn there is

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn’t music.  ~William StaffordSD

It is easier to build strong children

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.  ~Frederick Douglass

Pausing to listen an airplane in the

Pausing to listen to an airplane in the sky, stooping to watch a ladybug on a plant, sitting on a rock to watch the

Cleaning your house while kids are still

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.  ~Phyllis Dillerquoted in The Last

Any kid will run any errand for

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime.  ~Red SkeltonFCN

The only thing worth stealing is a

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child.  ~Joe Houldsworth