It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can’t see. ~Eleanor Farjeon
Cats Quotes SMS
Cats Quotes SMS
It is impossible for a lover of
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating little friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. ~Agnes Repplier
Before a cat will condescend to treat
Before a cat will condescend
To treat you as a trusted friend,
Some little token of esteem
Is needed, like a dish of cream.
~T.S. Eliot
Kittens believe that all nature is occupied
Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion. ~F.A. Paradis de Moncrif
Cats are intended to teach us that
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~Garrison Keillor
Authors like cats because they are such
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. ~Robertson Davies
The cat is the only animal which
The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity. ~Georges Louis Leclerc de Buffon
Cats seem to go on the principle
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. ~Joseph Wood Krutch
To bathe a cat takes brute force
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction – and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. ~Stephen Baker
One cat just leads to another ernest
One cat just leads to another. ~Ernest Hemingway
A cats got her own opinion of
A cat’s got her own opinion of human beings. She don’t say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it. ~Jerome K. Jerome
The cat is the only animal without
The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city. ~Carl van VechtenCUL
A cat determined not to be found
A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to. ~Louis J. Camuti
If cats could talk they wouldnt nan
If cats could talk, they wouldn’t. ~Nan Porter
Cats are notoriously sore losers coming in
Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility. ~Stephen Baker
Most of us rather like our cats
Most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked about the house with a saintly expression. ~Beverly Nichols
Some people say that cats are sneaky
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ~Missy Dizick
Most beds sleep up to six cats
Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner. ~Stephen Baker
Cats are to dogs what modern people
Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have. Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal, and lazy. It’s easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America’s favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. In fact, cats possess so many of the same qualities as some people (expensive girlfriends, for instance) that it’s often hard to tell the people and the cats apart. ~P.J. O’Rourke, Modern Manners
If by chance i seated myself to
If by chance I seated myself to write, she very slyly, very tenderly, seeking protection and caresses, would softly take her place on my knee and follow the comings and goings of my pen -sometimes effacing, with an unintentional stroke of her paw, lines of whose tenor she disapproved. ~Pierre Loti
If only cats grew into kittens r
If only cats grew into kittens. ~R. Stern
The cat seldom interferes with other peoples
The cat seldom interferes with other people’s rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. ~Carl Van Vechten
Another cat perhaps for love there is
Another cat? Perhaps. For love there is also a season; its seeds must be resown. But a family cat is not replaceable like a wornout coat or a set of tires. Each new kitten becomes its own cat, and none is repeated. I am four cats old, measuring out my life in friends that have succeeded but not replaced one another. ~Irving Townsend
Any conditioned cat hater can be won over
Any conditioned cat-hater can be won over by any cat who chooses to make the effort. ~Paul Corey
I believe cats to be spirits come
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. ~Jules Verne
The smart cat doesnt let on that
The smart cat doesn’t let on that he is. ~H.G. Frommer
Kittens are born with their eyes shut
Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. ~Stephen Baker
Some people have cats and go on
Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives. ~Author Unknown
By and large people who enjoy teaching
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. ~Barbara Holland
The man who carries a cat by
The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. ~Mark Twain
Nobody who is not prepared to spoil
Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them. ~Compton MacKenzie
Cats never strike a pose that isnt
Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic. ~Lillian Jackson Braun
Sometimes he curls up on my pillow
Sometimes he curls up on my pillow during the night and I don’t know he’s there until I yawn and my mouth closes on a whisker. ~Astrid Alauda
The way to keep a cat is
The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away. ~E.W. Howe
Our perfect companions never have fewer than
Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette
Of all the toys available none is
Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. ~Stephen Baker
Dogs have owners cats staff author unknown
Dogs have owners, cats have staff. ~Author Unknown
After scolding ones cat one looks into
After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. ~Charlotte Gray
A cat is a lion in jungle
A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes. ~Indian Proverb
Are we really sure the purring is
Are we really sure the purring is coming from the kitty and not from our very own hearts? ~Terri Guillemets
The trouble with a kitten is that
The trouble with a kitten is that
Eventually it becomes a cat.
~Ogden Nash
Cats were put into the world to
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man. ~Paul Gray
The cat is the animal to whom
The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest fur, the most supremely delicate nostrils, a mobile ear, an unrivaled paw and a curved claw borrowed from the rose-tree. ~Colette
The cat was created when the lion
The cat was created when the lion sneezed. ~Arabian Proverb
If you are allergic to a thing
If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. ~Lemony Snicket
There is no snooze button on a
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~Author Unknown
I am as vigilant a cat to
I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream. ~William Shakespeare, Henry IV
People who love cats have some of
People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around. ~Susan Easterly
Cats conspire to keep us at arms
Cats conspire to keep us at arm’s length. ~Frank Perkins
If the pull of outside world is
If the pull of the outside world is strong, there is also a pull towards the human. The cat may disappear on its own errands, but sooner or later, it returns once again for a little while, to greet us with its own type of love. ~Lloyd Alexander
Cat lovers can readily be identified their
Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes. ~Eric Gurney
There has never been a cat who
There has never been a cat
Who couldn’t calm me down
By walking slowly
Past my chair.
~Rod McKuen
I enjoy many silent moments with my
I enjoy many silent moments with my cat, a conversation always resumed exactly where left off. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
There is no more intrepid explorer than
There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. ~Jules Champfleury
Cats are smarter than dogs you cant
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ~Jeff Valdez
The problem with cats is that they
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. ~Paula Poundstone
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. ~Dan Greenburg
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~Joseph Wood Krutch
Always the cat remains a little beyond
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. ~Andre Norton
Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the
Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to that of a man wading through low surf. ~Roy Blount, Jr.
It doesnt do to be sentimental about
It doesn’t do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don’t respect you for it. ~Susan Howatch
A catless writer is almost inconceivable its
A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It’s a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys. ~Barbara Holland
The ideal of calm exists in a
The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. ~Jules Reynard
You own a dog but you feed
You own a dog but you feed a cat. ~Jenny de Vries
Some people say man is the most
Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. ~Lillian Johnson
The sun rose slowly like a fiery
The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a giant unseen cat. ~Michael McGarel
Dogs eat cats dine ann taylor
Dogs eat. Cats dine. ~Ann Taylor
In order to keep a true perspective
In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. ~Dereke Bruce
Cats speak a subtle language in which
Cats speak a subtle language in which few sounds carry many meanings, depending on how they are sung or purred. "Mnrhnh" means comfortable soft chairs. It also means fish. It means genial companionship… and the absence of dogs. ~Val Schaffner
The best kind of alarm clock is
The best kind of alarm clock is the purring kind. ~Terri Guillemets
Meow is like aloha it can
Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything. ~Hank Ketchum
Any household with at least one feline
Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock. ~Louise A. Belcher
If there is one spot of sun
If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up. ~J.A. McIntosh
If he is comic it only because
If he is comic, it is only because of the incongruity of so demure a look and so wild a heart. ~Alan Devoe
I put down my book the meaning
I put down my book, The Meaning of Zen, and see the cat smiling into her fur as she delicately combs it with her rough pink tongue. "Cat, I would lend you this book to study but it appears you have already read it." She looks up and gives me her full gaze. "Don’t be ridiculous," she purrs, "I wrote it." ~Dilys Laing, "Miao"
Every dog has his day but
Every dog has his day – but the nights are reserved for the cats. ~Author Unknown
The cat has always been associated with
The cat has always been associated with the moon. Like the moon it comes to life at night, escaping from humanity and wandering over housetops with its eyes beaming out through the darkness. ~Patricia Dale-Green
I have noticed that what cats most
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value. ~Author Unknown
Four little persians but only one looked
Four little Persians, but only one looked in my direction. I extended a tentative finger and two soft paws clung to it. There was a contented sound of purring, I suspect on both our parts. ~George Freedley
Your cat may never have to hunt
Your cat may never have to hunt farther than the kitchen counter for its supper nor face a predator more fierce than the vacuum cleaner. ~Barbara L. Diamond
God made the cat in order that
God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion. ~Fernand Mery
Cats do care for example they know
Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. ~Michael Nelson
It is in the nature of cats
It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming. ~Adlai Stevenson
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal
Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. ~John Weitz
There is something about the presence of
There is something about the presence of a cat… that seems to take the bite out of being alone. ~Louis J. Camuti
There is incidentally no way of talking
There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. ~Dan Greenberg
Even if you have just destroyed a
Even if you have just destroyed a Ming Vase, purr. Usually all will be forgiven. ~Lenny Rubenstein
Who among us hasnt envied a cats
Who among us hasn’t envied a cat’s ability to ignore the cares of daily life and to relax completely? ~Karen Brademeyer