Cats Quotes SMS Collection

Cats conspire to keep us at arms

Cats conspire to keep us at arm’s length.  ~Frank Perkins

Cats speak a subtle language in which

Cats speak a subtle language in which few sounds carry many meanings, depending on how they are sung or purred.  "Mnrhnh" means comfortable soft

The best kind of alarm clock is

The best kind of alarm clock is the purring kind. ~Terri Guillemets

I enjoy many silent moments with my

I enjoy many silent moments with my cat, a conversation always resumed exactly where left off.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Meow is like aloha it can

Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything.  ~Hank Ketchum

Any household with at least one feline

Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock.  ~Louise A. Belcher

If there is one spot of sun

If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up.  ~J.A. McIntosh

If he is comic it only because

If he is comic, it is only because of the incongruity of so demure a look and so wild a heart.  ~Alan Devoe

There is no more intrepid explorer than

There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten.  ~Jules Champfleury

I put down my book the meaning

I put down my book, The Meaning of Zen, and see the cat smiling into her fur as she delicately combs it with her

Every dog has his day but

Every dog has his day – but the nights are reserved for the cats.  ~Author Unknown

The cat has always been associated with

The cat has always been associated with the moon.  Like the moon it comes to life at night, escaping from humanity and wandering over

I have noticed that what cats most

I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted,

Four little persians but only one looked

Four little Persians, but only one looked in my direction.  I extended a tentative finger and two soft paws clung to it.  There was

Your cat may never have to hunt

Your cat may never have to hunt farther than the kitchen counter for its supper nor face a predator more fierce than the vacuum

God made the cat in order that

God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion.  ~Fernand Mery

Always the cat remains a little beyond

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly.  ~Andre Norton

Cats do care for example they know

Cats do care.  For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up

It is in the nature of cats

It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming.  ~Adlai Stevenson

Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal

Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule:  when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.  ~John Weitz

There is something about the presence of

There is something about the presence of a cat… that seems to take the bite out of being alone.  ~Louis J. Camuti

There is incidentally no way of talking

There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.  ~Dan Greenberg

A catless writer is almost inconceivable its

A catless writer is almost inconceivable.  It’s a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in

Even if you have just destroyed a

Even if you have just destroyed a Ming Vase, purr.  Usually all will be forgiven.  ~Lenny Rubenstein

Who among us hasnt envied a cats

Who among us hasn’t envied a cat’s ability to ignore the cares of daily life and to relax completely?  ~Karen Brademeyer

The reason cats climb is so that

The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal – it’s also the reason they hate birds. 

Cat lovers can readily be identified their

Cat lovers can readily be identified.  Their clothes always look old and well used.  Their sheets look like bath towels and their bath towels

A meow massages the heart stuart mcmillan

A meow massages the heart.  ~Stuart McMillan

Do you see that kitten chasing so

Do you see that kitten chasing so prettily her own tail?  If you could look with her eyes, you might see her surrounded with

People who love cats have some of

People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around.  ~Susan Easterly

It always gives me a shiver when

It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can’t see.  ~Eleanor Farjeon

It is impossible for a lover of

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating little friends, who give us just enough of their

Before a cat will condescend to treat

Before a cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish of cream.

Dogs eat cats dine ann taylor

Dogs eat.  Cats dine.  ~Ann Taylor

You own a dog but you feed

You own a dog but you feed a cat.  ~Jenny de Vries

Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the

Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to

Kittens believe that all nature is occupied

Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion.  ~F.A. Paradis de Moncrif

Cats are smarter than dogs you cant

Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.  ~Jeff Valdez

Cats are intended to teach us that

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.  ~Garrison Keillor

The sun rose slowly like a fiery

The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a giant unseen cat.  ~Michael McGarel

The cat is the only animal which

The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity.  ~Georges Louis Leclerc de Buffon

Authors like cats because they are such

Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.  ~Robertson Davies

Cats seem to go on the principle

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.  ~Joseph Wood Krutch

To bathe a cat takes brute force

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction – and a cat.  The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. 

Cats are dangerous companions for writers because

Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.  ~Dan Greenburg

One cat just leads to another ernest

One cat just leads to another.  ~Ernest Hemingway

A cats got her own opinion of

A cat’s got her own opinion of human beings.  She don’t say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to

The cat is the only animal without

The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.  ~Carl van VechtenCUL

In order to keep a true perspective

In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will

If cats could talk they wouldnt nan

If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.  ~Nan Porter

A cat determined not to be found

A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.  ~Louis J. Camuti

If you are allergic to a thing

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. 

Some people say that cats are sneaky

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.  True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.  ~Missy Dizick

Cats are notoriously sore losers coming in

Cats are notoriously sore losers.  Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility.  ~Stephen Baker

Most of us rather like our cats

Most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness.  I should not feel quite easy in the company of any

Most beds sleep up to six cats

Most beds sleep up to six cats.  Ten cats without the owner.  ~Stephen Baker

There has never been a cat who

There has never been a cat Who couldn’t calm me down By walking slowly Past my chair. ~Rod McKuen

There is no snooze button on a

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.  ~Author Unknown

Cats are to dogs what modern people

Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have.  Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal, and lazy. 

If by chance i seated myself to

If by chance I seated myself to write, she very slyly, very tenderly, seeking protection and caresses, would softly take her place on my

If only cats grew into kittens r

If only cats grew into kittens.  ~R. Stern

The cat seldom interferes with other peoples

The cat seldom interferes with other people’s rights.  His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life.  ~Carl Van

Another cat perhaps for love there is

Another cat?  Perhaps.  For love there is also a season; its seeds must be resown.  But a family cat is not replaceable like a

I am as vigilant a cat to

I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.  ~William Shakespeare, Henry IV

Any conditioned cat hater can be won over

Any conditioned cat-hater can be won over by any cat who chooses to make the effort.  ~Paul Corey

I believe cats to be spirits come

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth.  A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.  ~Jules Verne

The ideal of calm exists in a

The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.  ~Jules Reynard

It doesnt do to be sentimental about

It doesn’t do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don’t respect you for it.  ~Susan Howatch

If the pull of outside world is

If the pull of the outside world is strong, there is also a pull towards the human.  The cat may disappear on its own

The smart cat doesnt let on that

The smart cat doesn’t let on that he is.  ~H.G. Frommer

Kittens are born with their eyes shut

Kittens are born with their eyes shut.  They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the

By and large people who enjoy teaching

By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.  ~Barbara Holland

Some people have cats and go on

Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives.  ~Author Unknown

The man who carries a cat by

The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way.  ~Mark Twain

Cats never strike a pose that isnt

Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic.  ~Lillian Jackson Braun

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil

Sometimes he curls up on my pillow

Sometimes he curls up on my pillow during the night and I don’t know he’s there until I yawn and my mouth closes on

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. 

The problem with cats is that they

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.  ~Paula

The way to keep a cat is

The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.  ~E.W. Howe

Dogs have owners cats staff author unknown

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.  ~Author Unknown

Our perfect companions never have fewer than

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.  ~Colette

After scolding ones cat one looks into

After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word.  And has filed

Of all the toys available none is

Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself.  A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move

Some people say man is the most

Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet.  Obviously those people have never met an angry cat.  ~Lillian Johnson

A cat is a lion in jungle

A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes.  ~Indian Proverb

Are we really sure the purring is

Are we really sure the purring is coming from the kitty and not from our very own hearts? ~Terri Guillemets

The trouble with a kitten is that

The trouble with a kitten is that Eventually it becomes a cat. ~Ogden Nash

Cats were put into the world to

Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.  ~Paul Gray

The cat is the animal to whom

The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest fur, the most supremely delicate nostrils, a mobile ear,

The cat was created when the lion

The cat was created when the lion sneezed.  ~Arabian Proverb