Bores Quotes SMS Collection

Labor day is a holiday honoring those

Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living.  Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop

Every improvement in communication makes the bore

Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.  ~Frank Moore Colby

Some people are so boring that they

Some people are so boring that they make you waste an entire day in five minutes.  ~Jules RenardCUL

Some people can stay longer in an

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.  ~William Dean HowellsCUL

The bore is usually considered a harmless

The bore is usually considered a harmless creature, or of that class of irrational bipeds who hurt only themselves.  ~Maria Edgeworth, Thoughts on Bores

There is no bore we dread being

There is no bore we dread being left alone with so much as our own minds.  ~James Russell LowellCUL

A bore is a fellow who opens

A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.  ~Henry FordGCLE

A bore is a man who when

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.  ~Bert Leston Taylor, The So-Called Human Race