Birthday Quotes SMS Collection

In childhood we yearn to be grown ups

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups.  In old age, we yearn to be kids.  It just seems that all would be wonderful if

Inside every older person is a younger

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.  ~Jennifer Yane

There is still no cure for the

There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glenn

Youth is a disease from which we

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim

Birthdays are good for you statistics show

Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni

I still have a full deck just

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown

A diplomat is a man who always

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost

They say that age is all in

They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown

Middle age is the time when a

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. 

Believing hear what you deserve to hear

Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear… But yours gives most; for mine did only

Middle age is when your starts to

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope

When i was younger could remember anything

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall

Im sixty years of age thats 16

I’m sixty years of age.  That’s 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997CTO

Growing old is mandatory growing up optional

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing

The secret of staying young is to

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball