Baby Quotes SMS Collection

br / as yet unverified: A grand adventure is about to begin. W

as yet unverified: A grand adventure is about to begin. Winnie the Pooh; And together, they had many grand adventures in a remarkable place

People who say they sleep like a

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.  ~Leo J. Burke

Spread the diaper in position of diamond

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby

There are three reasons for breast feeding the

There are three reasons for breast-feeding:  the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can’t get

Every child begins the world again henry

Every child begins the world again…. ~Henry David ThoreauCD

A little child born yesterday a thing

…a little child, born yesterday, A thing on mother’s milk and kisses fed… google_ad_section_start(weight=ignore) ~"Hymn to Mercury" (one of the Homeric Hymns), translated from

Even when freshly washed and relieved of

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.  ~Fran Lebowitz

It would seem that something which means

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children

It sometimes happens even in the best

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born.  This is not necessarily cause for alarm.  The important thing

If nature had arranged that husbands and

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.  ~Lawrence Housman

Babies are such a nice way to

Babies are such a nice way to start people.  ~Don HerroldQNFQ

A baby is a blank cheque made

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.  ~Barbara Christine Seifert, quoted in What Is a Baby?, Richard & Helen

Always kiss your children goodnight even

Always kiss your children goodnight – even if they’re already asleep.  ~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A soiled baby with a neglected nose

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.  ~Mark TwainFCN