Baby Quotes SMS Collection

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.  ~Mark TwainFCN

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born.  This is not necessarily cause for alarm.  The important thing

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.  ~Leo J. Burke

There are three reasons for breast-feeding:  the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can’t get

…a little child, born yesterday, A thing on mother’s milk and kisses fed… google_ad_section_start(weight=ignore) ~"Hymn to Mercury" (one of the Homeric Hymns), translated from

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.  ~Lawrence Housman

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.  ~Barbara Christine Seifert, quoted in What Is a Baby?, Richard & Helen