Arizona Quotes SMS Collection

Desert rains are usually so definitely demarked

Desert rains are usually so definitely demarked that the story of the man who washed his hands in the edge of an Arizona thunder

You know youre an arizona native when

You know you’re an Arizona native when you "hug" a cactus only once in your lifetime.  ~Nancy Dedera, quoted in You Know You’re an

These lands are too parched rain bless our

These lands are too parched, rain-bless our hearts!  ~Terri Guillemets

You know youre an arizona native when

google_ad_section_start You know you’re an Arizona native when you think Taco Bell is the local phone company.  ~Emma Louise Philabaum, quoted in You Know

You know you live in phoenix when

You know you live in Phoenix when you’ve experienced condensation on your butt cheeks from the hot water evaporating in the toilet bowl.  ~Author

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"Heat, ma?am!" I said; "it was so dreadful here, that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh

Each season of adventure reality television gets

Each season of adventure reality television gets more and more challenging.  I’m waiting for them to come out with a Survivor: Phoenix in July

Welcome to arizona where summer spends the

Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter – and hell spends the summer.  ~Popular saying, modified from a booster slogan in the 1930s

Winter in zona is spring spring summer

Winter in ‘Zona is spring Spring is summer Autumn is our winter And summer is Hell. ~Cherishe Archer

You know youre an arizona native when

google_ad_section_start You know you’re an Arizona native when… a rainy day puts you in a good mood.  ~Marshall Trimble, quoted in You Know You’re

I am enamored with desert dew because

I am enamored with desert dew because it’s usually the closest thing we get to rain.  ~Linda Solegato

You know youre from arizona when you

google_ad_section_start You know you’re from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.  ~Local Saying

Arizona looks like a battle on mars

Arizona looks like a battle on Mars.  ~Author Unknown

Once it was so damned dry the

Once, it was so damned dry, the bushes followed the dogs around.  ~Nancy Dedera

Its so hot even my fake plants

It’s so hot even my fake plants are wilting.  ~Linda Solegato

I live in the dry dusty desert

I live in the dry dusty desert Where we’re always short on water And even if the sun fell upon us It couldn’t get

You know you live in phoenix when

You know you live in Phoenix when you can drive four hours in any one direction and never leave the Valley.  ~Author Unknown