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Animals Quotes SMS Collection

Ever consider what pets must think of

Ever consider what pets must think of us?  I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul –

Lots of people talk to animals not

Lots of people talk to animals…. Not very many listen, though…. That’s the problem.  ~Benjamin Hoff, The Tao of Pooh

I subscribe to the theory that mankind

I subscribe to the theory that Mankind never domesticated any animal. They came in from the cold and looked cute until they were fed.

It is a perversely human perception that

It is a perversely human perception that animals in their native habitat are running wild.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

You enter into a certain amount of

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.  ~Nora Ephron

Man is rated the highest animal at

Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Animals have these advantages over man they

Animals have these advantages over man:  they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to

Be it human or animal touch is

Be it human or animal, touch is a life-giving thing.  Has anyone ever had a stroke or a heart attack while cozied up with

I like pigs dogs look up to

I like pigs.  Dogs look up to us.  Cats look down on us.  Pigs treat us as equals.  ~Winston Churchill

It often happens that a man is

google_ad_section_start(weight=ignore) It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.  ~Henry David ThoreauCUL

Most pets display so many humanlike traits

Most pets display so many humanlike traits and emotions it’s easy to forget they’re not gifted with the English language and then get snubbed