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Drunkenness is temporary suicide bertrand russell the

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.  ~Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of HappinessLCD

If life gives you lemons should make

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.  And try to find somebody who’s life is giving them vodka, and have a party. 

I drink only to make my friends

I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.  ~Don MarquisNEMYL

Id prefer to have a full bottle

I’d prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.  ~Frank Nicholson, attributedDCMOO

A woman drove me to drink and

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.  ~W.C. Fields

Wine is bottled poetry robert louis stevenson

Wine is bottled poetry.  ~Robert Louis StevensonCOCI

Memory impairment the free prize at bottom

Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle. ~Big Bang Theory, “The Agreement Dissection” (season 4, episode 21, original airdate

Woman first tempted man to eat he

Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord.  ~Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled and edited

Take life with a grain of salt

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.  ~Author Unknown

How come if alcohol kills millions of

How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?  ~Author Unknown

The drunk mind speaks the sober heart

The drunk mind speaks the sober heart.  ~Author Unknown

Where ever i go there am drunk

Where ever I go, there I am.  Drunk.  ~Rita E. TorresFeb12mail

This is one of the disadvantages wine

This is one of the disadvantages of wine:  it makes a man mistake words for thought.  ~Samuel JohnsonCOCI

Drinking makes such fools of people and

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony. ~Robert Benchleypcr

I think a man ought to get

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won’t let himself get snotty about

Hefeweizen never drink something you cant spill

Hefeweizen.  Never drink something you can’t spill.  ~Steve Miller, www.born-today.com/Choose_bDay.htm(hashtag)Gewurztraminer May 1st 2009 twitter.com/todayquotes/status/1676094065, 2009mail

O god that men should put an

O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and

If you are young and drink a

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other

It is most absurdly said in popular

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are

If drinking is interfering with your work

If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker.  If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.  ~Author

Remember 34i34 before 34e34 except in budweiser

Remember:  "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.  ~Author Unknown

If we take habitual drunkards as a

If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. 

Whats drinking a mere pause from thinking

What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking! ~George Gordon, Lord Byron, The Deformed Transformed, act III, sc 1; BMC

Wine gives courage and makes men more

Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.  ~OvidCOCI

Draft beer not people author unknown

Draft beer, not people.  ~Author Unknown

Beer is the cause and solution to

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.  ~Homer Simpson

I like liquor its taste and

I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the reason why I never drink it.  ~Thomas JacksonDCMOO

Human feet are conspicuously absent from beer

[H]uman feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.  ~Steve Mirsky, "Ale’s Well with the World," Scientific American, May 2007

Candy is dandy but liquor quicker ogden

Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker. ~Ogden Nash, Reflection on Ice-BreakingBMC

My grandmother is over eighty and still

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses.  Drinks right out of the bottle.  ~Henny Youngman

The harsh useful things of the world

The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as

Everybody should believe in something i ill

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink.  ~Author Unknown

When the wine is in wit out

When the wine is in, the wit is out.  ~Proverb

I dont think ive ever drunk champagne

I don’t think I’ve ever drunk champagne before breakfast before.  With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.  ~From the movie Breakfast at

I prefer to think that god is

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.  ~John Marcellus Huston

Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of

Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.  ~W.H. DaviesDCMOO

Ill stick with gin champagne is just

I’ll stick with gin.  Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.  ~M*A*S*H, Hawkeye, "Ceasefire," 1973

Always do sober what you said youd

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.  That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.  ~Ernest Hemingway

No poems can please for long or

No poems can please for long or live that are written by water-drinkers.  ~Horace (Quintus Horatius Flaccus), Satires, 35 B.C., book 1, satire 19,

I have taken more out of alcohol

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.  ~Winston Churchill

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness seneca

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.  ~SenecaMCTO

You dont have to be a beer

You don’t have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.  ~Author UnknownDCD

The chief reason for drinking is the

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. ~Mignon

A man who was fond of wine

A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner.  "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate aside, "I

If you wish to keep your affairs

If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine.  ~Author UnknownCTO

Even though a number of people have

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.  ~Jean KerrClV