Quote SMS Collection

Its a strange world of language in

It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.  ~Franklin P. Jones

Reality is merely an illusion albeit a

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.  ~Albert Einstein

The great eventful present hides the past

The great eventful Present hides the Past; but through the din Of its loud life hints and echoes from the life behind steal in.

When a man talks dirty to woman

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment.  When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.  ~Author

Happiness is never stopping to think if

Happiness is never stopping to think if you are.  ~Palmer Sondreal

A laugh is a smile that bursts

A laugh is a smile that bursts.  ~Mary H. Waldrip

What we see depends mainly on what

What we see depends mainly on what we look for.  ~John Lubbock

Love a temporary insanity curable by marriage

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.  ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s DictionaryHHQ

Seldom do people discern eloquence under a

Seldom do people discern Eloquence under a threadbare cloak. ~Juvenal

Its not plagiarism im recycling words

It’s not plagiarism – I’m recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do.  ~Uniek Swain

Writing is both mask and unveiling eb

Writing is both mask and unveiling.  ~E.B. WhitePL

Half heartedness doesnt reach into majesty you set

Half-heartedness doesn’t reach into majesty. You set out to find God, but then you keep stopping for long periods at meanspirited roadhouses. ~Rumi

Better a thousand times careful than once

Better a thousand times careful than once dead.  ~ProverbQSO

Cat lovers can readily be identified their

Cat lovers can readily be identified.  Their clothes always look old and well used.  Their sheets look like bath towels and their bath towels

The meals complete when the kitchens neat

The meal’s complete when the kitchen’s neat.  ~Author Unknown

Its good to have money and the

It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and

You are a beautiful soul hidden by

You are a beautiful soul hidden by the trench coat of the ego.  ~Mike Dolan, www.hawaiianlife.comtwitter.com/HawaiianLife/status/3534163254

Mother is a verb not noun proverb

Mother is a verb, not a noun.  ~Proverb

To wash ones hair make toilet and

To wash one’s hair, make one’s toilet, and put on scented robes; even if not a soul sees one, these preparations still produce an

Now what is it which makes a

Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting?  If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing.  If you see

Law of window cleaning its on the

Law of Window Cleaning:  It’s on the other side.  ~Author Unknown

Statistics may be defined as 34a body

Statistics may be defined as "a body of methods for making wise decisions in the face of uncertainty."  ~W.A. WallisDCMOO

There is no finish line nike advertisement

There is no finish line.  ~Nike advertisementDCD

My whole heart for my life french

My whole heart for my whole life.  ~French saying used on poesy rings

Education is not preparation for life education

Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.  ~John DeweyCSS5

Liberty dont work as good in practice

Liberty don’t work as good in practice as it does in speeches.  ~Will Rogers

The willingness to accept responsibility for ones

The willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life is the source from which self-respect springs.  ~Joan Didion

A sister is a forever friend author

A sister is a forever friend.  ~Author Unknown

Some people have a foolish way of

Some people have a foolish way of not minding, or pretending not to mind, what they eat.  For my part, I mind my belly

Metaphors have a way of holding the

Metaphors have a way of holding the most truth in the least space.  ~Orson Scott Card

One should always play fair when one

One should always play fair when one has the winning cards.  ~Oscar Wilde

Some people do not become thinkers simply

Some people do not become thinkers simply because their memories are too good.  ~Friedrich Wilhelm NietzschePMB

I think men talk to women so

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.  ~Jay

He that will not apply new remedies

He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils; for time is the greatest innovator.  ~Francis Bacon, "On Innovation," Essays, 1597SS

As for butterflies i can hardly conceive

As for butterflies, I can hardly conceive of one’s attending upon you; but to question the congruence of the complement is vain, if it

Two hundred forty horsepower isnt enough to move

Two-hundred forty horsepower isn’t enough to move me anymore.  Enough to move my body, yes, but not my soul.  ~S.A. Sachs2011 335

Be like the bird that passing on

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing

One day someone showed me a glass

One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full.  And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?"  So

The multitude of books is making us

The multitude of books is making us ignorant.  ~VoltaireLCE; PL

If you tell the truth dont have

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.  ~Mark Twain

A definition is the enclosing a wilderness

A definition is the enclosing a wilderness of idea within a wall of words.  ~Samuel Butler (1835-1902), Note-BooksMBT

To give and then not feel that

To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving.  ~Max Beerbohm

I identify more with people who ask

I identify more with people who ask each day for divine guidance than people equipped with a divine guidance system.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Eventually time takes care of everything the

Eventually, time takes care of everything.  The trouble with procrastination is that people give up on it too soon.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

I am indeed a king because know

I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself. ~Pietro Aretino to Agostino Ricchi, 10 May 1537LCD

The magnificence of mountains the serenity nature

The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature – nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man’s passing.  ~Loudon Wainwright

Horse sense is the thing a horse

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.  ~W.C. Fields

Youth fades love droops the leaves of

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall; A mother’s secret hope outlives them all.  ~Oliver Wendell HolmesPIM

Promise me youll never forget because if

Promise me you’ll never forget me because if I thought you would I’d never leave.  ~A.A. Milne

Life doesnt imitate art it imitates bad

Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.  ~Woody Allen

In order to be remembered leave nothing

In order to be remembered, leave nothing behind but goodness. ~Yogi® Teatpv

Punishment is now unfashionable because it creates

Punishment is now unfashionable… because it creates moral distinctions among men, which, to the democratic mind, are odious.  We prefer a meaningless collective guilt

The tyrant is nothing but a slave

The tyrant is nothing but a slave turned inside out.  ~Herbert Spencer

Those who think it is permissible to

Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.  ~Austin O’Malley

Never ask 34what reason do i have

Never ask, "What reason do I have to be happy?"  Instead ask, "To what purpose can I attach my happiness?"  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Golf is a game in which the

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.  ~Art RosenbaumDMCD

We are just an advanced breed of

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star.  ~Stephen Hawking

When people say to me 34how do

When people say to me:  "How do you do so many things?"  I often answer them, without meaning to be cruel:  "How do you

Nothing ever becomes real till it is

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced

If all the year were playing holidays

If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as to work. ~William Shakespeare, Henry IVCDC, MCTO

Time is neither friend nor enemy its

Time is neither friend nor enemy it’s just a measurement.  ~Mike Dolan, www.hawaiianlife.comtwitter.com/HawaiianLife/status/4363776705

October gave a party the leaves by

October gave a party; The leaves by hundreds came – The Chestnuts, Oaks, and Maples, And leaves of every name. The Sunshine spread a

Its not who you are that holds

It’s not who you are that holds you back, it’s who you think you’re not.  ~Attributed to Hanoch McCarty

Saint patrick was a gentleman who through

Saint Patrick was a gentleman, who through strategy and stealth Drove all the snakes from Ireland, here’s a drink to his health! But not

Lust fades so youd better be with

Lust fades, so you’d better be with someone who can stand you. ~Alan Zweibel and Jessie Nelson, The Story of Us

To some golfers the greatest handicap is

To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.  ~Author Unknown

Intaxication euphoria at getting a refund from

Intaxication:  Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.  ~Author unknown, from

The road to success is dotted with

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.  ~Author Unknown

It is while you are patiently toiling

It is while you are patiently toiling at the little tasks of life that the meaning and shape of the great whole of life

The waste of money cures itself for

The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste.  ~M.W. HarrisonQSO

Each act is virgin even the repeated

Each act is virgin, even the repeated ones.  ~René CharFD

Democracy is being allowed to vote for

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.  ~Robert Byrne

Love comes with a knife not some

Love comes with a knife, not some shy question, and not with fears for its reputation! ~Rumi

That was the true light which lighteth

That was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world.  ~John 1:9

Little girls are cute and small only

Little girls are cute and small only to adults.  To one another they are not cute.  They are life-sized.  ~Margaret AtwoodPIH

Poetry is thoughts that breathe and words

Poetry is thoughts that breathe, and words that burn.  ~Thomas Gray

All changes even the most longed for

All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die

Nerves and butterflies are fine theyre

Nerves and butterflies are fine – they’re a physical sign that you’re mentally ready and eager.  You have to get the butterflies to fly

My computer kept beating the pants off

My computer kept beating the pants off me at chess, until I discovered that it was no match against me at kickboxing.  ~Author Unknown

You are educated your certification is in

You are educated.  Your certification is in your degree.  You may think of it as the ticket to the good life.  Let me ask

Malice drinks one half of its own poison

Malice drinks one-half of its own poison.  ~Seneca

I am not afraid of storms for

I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship.  ~Louisa May Alcott

The best things in life arent things

The best things in life aren’t things.  ~Art Buchwald

A human being is part of the

A human being is part of the whole, called by us "Universe," a part limited in time and space.  He experiences himself, his thoughts

The very worst fire plan is no

The very worst fire plan is no plan.  The next worse is two plans.  ~Author Unknown

It must be admitted that there is

It must be admitted that there is a degree of instability which is inconsistent with civilization.  But, on the whole, the great ages have

You know youre a firefighter when you

You know you’re a firefighter when you really think that rusty old hydrant looks good in the garden.  ~Author Unknown

Get angry get furious but never crumble

Get angry, get furious but never crumble to resentment.  ~Dodinsky, www.dodinsky.com

For those who do not think it

For those who do not think, it is best at least to rearrange their prejudices once in a while.  ~Luther BurbankSS; CUL

Im a slow walker but i never

I’m a slow walker, but I never walk back.  ~Abraham Lincoln

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you’re a thousand miles from the corn field.  ~Dwight D. EisenhowerGCLE

Clouds come floating into my life no

Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.  ~Rabindranath Tagore

Men like a woman with daring tongue

Men like a woman with a daring tongue. That’s a double-entendre, which reminds me they also like a m?nage ? trois.

Some tortures are physical and some mental

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. ~Ogden Nash

If the only tool you have is

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.  ~Abraham Maslow

Most people like hard work particularly when

Most people like hard work.  Particularly when they are paying for it.  ~Franklin P. Jones

Old houses mended cost little less than

Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they’re ended. ~Colley CibberMCTO

I am at the moment deaf in

I am at the moment deaf in the ears, hoarse in the throat, red in the nose, green in the gills, damp in the

People understand contests you take a bunch

People understand contests.  You take a bunch of kids throwing rocks at random and people look askance, but if you go and hold a