Quote SMS Collection

In the sweetness of friendship let there

In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, for in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed. 

Now and then it is a joy

Now and then it is a joy to have one’s table red with wine and roses.  ~Oscar Wilde

It is an incredible con job when

It is an incredible con job when you think of it, to believe something now in exchange for life after death.  Even corporations with

Civilization is a stream with banks the

Civilization is a stream with banks.  The stream is sometimes filled with blood from people killing, stealing, shouting and doing the things historians usually

The marvelous rebellion of man at all

The marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading "Keep Off."  ~Carl Sandburg

Television chewing gum for the eyes frank

Television:  chewing gum for the eyes.  ~Frank Lloyd Wright

Spouse someone wholl stand by you through

Spouse:  someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.  ~Author Unknown

If only i could leave everything as

If only I could leave everything as it is, without moving a single star or a single cloud.  Oh, if only I could!  ~Antonio

People have become as processed food terri

People have become as processed as food.  ~Terri Guillemets

The prime purpose of being four is

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four – of secondary importance is to prepare for being five.  ~Jim Trelease, The

Jealousy is the great exaggerator johann christoph

Jealousy is the great exaggerator.  ~Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Conspiracy of Fiesco, 1783act 1, scene 1; MBT

Dont ever tell the mother of a

Don’t ever tell the mother of a newborn that her baby’s smile is just gas.  ~Jill WoodhullTPV,UWP, QE jill woodhull – Variants: The baby broke

Much unhappiness results from our inability to

Much unhappiness results from our inability to remember the nice things that happen to us.  ~W.N. Rieger

Civilization is hideously fragile theres not much

Civilization is hideously fragile… there’s not much between us and the Horrors underneath, just about a coat of varnish.  ~C.P. Snow

A poem is true if it hangs

A poem is true if it hangs together.  Information points to something else.  A poem points to nothing but itself.  ~E.M. Forster, Two Cheers

I look at it this way im

I look at it this way.  I’m not an eavesdropper; I have an attention surplus disorder.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

The end of summer winds make people restless sebastian

The end-of-summer winds make people restless. ~Sebastian Faulks, EnglebyTPVgb

Sisters share the scent and smells

Sisters share the scent and smells – the feel of a common childhood.  ~Pam BrownPIH

Eat right exercise regularly die anyway author

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.  ~Author Unknown

Every sport pretends to a literature but

Every sport pretends to a literature, but people don’t believe it of any other sport but their own.  ~Alistair CookeDCD

I have ceased to question stars and

I have ceased to question stars and books; I have begun to listen to the teaching my blood whispers to me. ~Herman Hesse

Spread the diaper in position of diamond

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby

He who has health hope and he

He who has health has hope; and he who has hope has everything.  ~Arabic ProverbDCMOO; COE

Once you accept the fact that youre

Once you accept the fact that you’re not perfect, then you develop some confidence.  ~Rosalynn CarterCUL

Psychology has a long past but only

Psychology has a long past, but only a short history.  ~Hermann EbbinghausDCMOO

The heart has its reasons that reason

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.  ~Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670LCD

Be not afraid of going slowly be

Be not afraid of going slowly; be afraid only of standing still.  ~Chinese Proverb

To watch us dance is to hear

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak.  ~Hopi Indian Saying

Let us remember that as much has

Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from us, and that true homage comes from the heart

Metaphor for the night sky a trillion

Metaphor for the night sky:  A trillion asterisks and no explanations.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Perseverance is not a long race it

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.  ~Walter Elliott, The Spiritual Life

Progress is impossible without change and those

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.  ~George Bernard Shaw

Love aint nothing but sex misspelled harlan

Love ain’t nothing but sex misspelled.  ~Harlan Ellison

Parenting is a stage of lifes journey

Parenting is a stage of life’s journey where the milestones come about every fifty feet.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

It is easier to go down a

It is easier to go down a hill than up, but the view is best from the top.  ~Arnold BennettFELI

You cannot help but learn more as

You cannot help but learn more as you take the world into your hands.  Take it up reverently, for it is an old piece

Bear ye one anothers burdens galatians 62

Bear ye one another’s burdens.  ~Galatians 6:2

Golf is a day spent in round

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.  ~William Wordsworth

I was wrong to grow older pity

I was wrong to grow older.  Pity.  I was so happy as a child.  ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French

The deviation of man from the state

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source

I would like to deny all allegations

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an

Some people no matter how old they

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.  ~Martin

Two lovers in the rain have no

Two lovers in the rain have no need of an umbrella.  ~Japanese Proverb

Middle age is when a narrow waist

Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.  ~Author Unknown

I respect faith but doubt is what

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.  ~Wilson MiznerCUL

Some people have a foolish way of

Some people have a foolish way of not minding, or pretending not to mind, what they eat.  For my part, I mind my belly

Dont marry the person you think can

Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without.  ~James C. Dobson

Were animals born like every other mammal

We’re animals.  We’re born like every other mammal and we live our whole lives around disguised animal thoughts.  ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal DreamsTPV

A laugh is a smile that bursts

A laugh is a smile that bursts.  ~Mary H. Waldrip

You can never be happily married to

You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself.  Successful marriage demands a certain death to self.  ~Jerry

The wise man reads both books and

The wise man reads both books and life itself.  ~Lin Yutang

Self assurance is contemptible and fatal unless it

[Self-]assurance is contemptible and fatal unless it is self-knowledge.  ~George Santayana, Character and Opinion in the United States, 1921WLBUQ

There is nothing that war has ever

There is nothing that war has ever achieved that we could not better achieve without it.  ~Havelock Ellis

It is easy in the world to

It is easy in the world to live after the world’s opinion; it is easy in solitude to live after our own; but the

The heart has its reasons that reason

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.  ~Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670LCD

Christmas is the season when you buy

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.  ~Author Unknown

Angels are all around us the time

Angels are all around us, all the time, in the very air we breathe.  ~Quoted in The Angels’ Little Instruction Book by Eileen Elias

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective:  an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are

Friendship is love without his wings lord

Friendship is Love, without his wings.  ~Lord Byron, L’Amitié est l’Amour sans AilesBMC

History is the discipline closest to life

History is the discipline closest to life; and life is rarely free of contradictions.  ~Karl J. Weintraub, Visions of CultureSH

Every evening i turn my worries over

Every evening I turn my worries over to God.  He’s going to be up all night anyway.  ~Mary C. Crowley

Men are those creatures with two legs

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.  ~Jayne MansfieldLTC

In many areas of understanding none so

In many areas of understanding, none so much as in our understanding of God, we bump up against a simplicity so profound that we

Hell there aint no rules around here

I approached him in a humble spirit: “Mr. Edison, please tell me what laboratory rules you want me to observe.” And right then and

Cats do care for example they know

Cats do care.  For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up

One mans frankness is another vulgarity kevin

One man’s frankness is another man’s vulgarity.  ~Kevin Smith

Music is the mediator between spiritual and

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life.  ~Ludwig van BeethovenCOE

The truest expression of a people is

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music.  Bodies never lie.  ~Agnes de Mille

Dont quote your proverb till you bring

Don’t quote your proverb till you bring your ship into port. ~Gaelic Proverb

Woman in the home has not yet

Woman in the home has not yet lost her dignity, in spite of Mother’s Day, with its offensive implication that our love needs an

Flowers have spoken to me more than

Flowers have spoken to me more than I can tell in written words.  They are the hieroglyphics of angels, loved by all men for

Itll be a great day when education

It’ll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to

Anywhere is paradise its up to you

Anywhere is paradise; it’s up to you.  ~Author UnknownFELI

Hunting god is a great adventure marie

Hunting God is a great adventure.  ~Marie DeFloris

Art is a collaboration between god and

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better.  ~André Gide

Most american children suffer too much mother

Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.  ~Gloria Steinem, New York Times, 26 August 1971FW

Once a newspaper touches story the facts

Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the protagonists.  ~Norman Mailer

Jump for joy come skip with me

Jump for joy, Come skip with me. Don’t be coy, Let’s merry be! ~Jessi Lane Adams

Worse than telling a lie is spending

Worse than telling a lie is spending the rest of your life staying true to a lie.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Youre obliged to pretend respect for people

You’re obliged to pretend respect for people and institutions you think absurd.  You live attached in a cowardly fashion to moral and social conventions

Never does the human soul appear so

Never does the human soul appear so strong as when it forgoes revenge, and dares forgive an injury.  ~E.H. Chapin

We anarchists do not want to emancipate

We anarchists do not want to emancipate the people; we want the people to emancipate themselves.  ~Errico Malatesta, l’Agitazione, 18 June 1897MHC

Ah me love can not be cured

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs.  ~OvidQSO

One saves oneself much pain by taking

One saves oneself much pain, by taking pains; much trouble, by taking trouble.  ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by

Culture is roughly anything we do and

Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don’t.  ~Lord Raglan

Now what is it which makes a

Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting?  If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing.  If you see

People may doubt what you say but

People may doubt what you say, but they will believe what you do.  ~Lewis Cass

She is a friend of mind gather

She is a friend of mind.  She gather me, man.  The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in

No president jimmy carters daughter amy when

No.  ~President Jimmy Carter’s daughter Amy, when asked if she had any message for the children of America

If you must reread old love letters

If you must reread old love letters, better pick a room without mirrors.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966CSN

Who covets more is evermore a slave

Let’s live with that small pittance that we have; Who covets more, is evermore a slave.  ~Robert Herrick

If you ever catch on fire try

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that’s what really throws you into a

A man and his art are like

A man and his art are like a fool and his king.

Sleep a poor substitute for caffeine author

Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine.  ~Author Unknown

Dont pray when it rains if you

Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.  ~Satchel Paige, 1974BQ

For the happiest life rigorously plan your

For the happiest life, rigorously plan your days, leave your nights open to chance.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966CSN, TPV

Sisters are blossoms in the garden of

Sisters are blossoms in the garden of life.  ~Author Unknown

Ohio claims they are due a president

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven’t had one since Taft.  Look at the United States, they have not had one

Summer set lip to earths bosom bare

Summer set lip to earth’s bosom bare, And left the flushed print in a poppy there. ~Francis Thompson, "The Poppy," 1891WLBUQ