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The fireworks begin today each diploma is

The fireworks begin today.  Each diploma is a lighted match.  Each one of you is a fuse.  ~Edward Koch

We are like butterflies who flutter for

We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever.  ~Carl Sagan

In the middle ages they had guillotines

In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains.  Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom

The flame of love is now just

The flame of love is now just a cold loneliness.  ~Uniek Swain

Likely as not the child you can

Likely as not, the child you can do the least with will do the most to make you proud.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s

Remember that everyone you meet is afraid

Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something and has lost something.  ~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Every idea i get have to deny

Every idea I get I have to deny, that’s my way of testing it.  ~Alain, Histoire de mes penséesLCD

Be naughty save santa a trip

Be naughty – save Santa a trip.  ~Author Unknown

But whether we have less or more

But whether we have less or more, Always thank we God therefor. ~Author UnknownCOE

If a man happens to find himself

If a man happens to find himself, he has a mansion which he can inhabit with dignity all the days of his life.  ~James

I have had a disturbing dream in

I have… had a disturbing dream in which I break through a cave wall near Nag Hammadi and discover urns full of ancient Coptic

Truth like gold is to be obtained

Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold.  ~Leo Tolstoy

A miracle drug is any that will

A miracle drug is any drug that will do what the label says it will do.  ~Eric HodginsDCMOO

Love reckons hours for months and days

Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age.  ~John Dryden

Knowledge comes but wisdom lingers alfred lord

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.  ~Alfred Lord Tennyson

Inside some of us is a thin

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate

Desert rains are usually so definitely demarked

Desert rains are usually so definitely demarked that the story of the man who washed his hands in the edge of an Arizona thunder

Golf is a day spent in round

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.  ~William Wordsworth

Ring the bells that still can ring

Ring the bells that still can ring Forget your perfect offering. There is a crack in everything, That’s how the light gets in. ~Leonard

Computers have lots of memory but no

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.  ~Author UnknownDCQ

Every vice has its excuse ready publilius

Every vice has its excuse ready.  ~Publilius Syrus

A man without tattoos is invisible to

A man without tattoos is invisible to the Gods.  ~Iban Proverb, as quoted on vanishingtattoo.com

The root of all health is in

The root of all health is in the brain. The trunk of it is in emotion. The branches and leaves are the body. The

The greatest mistake you can make in

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.  ~Elbert Hubbard

Drugs may be the road to nowhere

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they’re the scenic route.  ~Author Unknown

Happiness makes up in height for what

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.  ~Robert Frost

Whether hunting is right or wrong a

Whether hunting is right or wrong, a spiritual experience, or an outlet for the killer instinct, one thing it is not is a sport. 

Shipping is a terrible thing to do

Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables.  They probably get jet-lagged, just like people.  ~Elizabeth BerryNCPL

Regret for wasted time is more time

Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.  ~Mason Cooley

Do not call any work menial until

Do not call any work menial until you have watched a proud person do it.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

You write to communicate the hearts and

You write to communicate to the hearts and minds of others what’s burning inside you.  And we edit to let the fire show through

Treat the patient not xray james m

Treat the patient, not the Xray.  ~James M. HunterDCMOO

This little book is not put forth

This little book is not put forth to supply an imperative demand, but rather with the hope of creating one. So far as is

I have seen my kid struggle into

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory:  an empty gin bottle.  ~Erma

Music is the wine which inspires one

Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and

The sun has not caught me in

The sun has not caught me in bed in fifty years.  ~Thomas JeffersonCUL

It is more satisfying to be a

It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf.  The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.  ~Nubar

Disneyland is the only people trap operated

Disneyland is the only people trap operated by a mouse.  ~Author Unknown

This is how we are with wine

This is how we are with wine and beautiful food… we want and we get drunk with wanting, then the headache and bitterness afterward.

The enemy of your is friend proverb

The enemy of your enemy is your friend.  ~Proverb

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes.  ~Henry David Thoreau

Let your speech be always with grace

Let your speech be always with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man.  ~Colossians 4:6

Giving up doesnt always mean you are

Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak.  Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go.  ~Author Unknown

As network administrator i can take down

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke.  It’s just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on

The best kind of friend is the

The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like

Enjoy when you can and endure must

Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must. ~Johann Wolfgang von GoetheCUL

The only reason a great many american

The only reason a great many American families don’t own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar

Mistakes fail in their mission of helping

Mistakes fail in their mission of helping the person who blames them on the other fellow.  ~Henry S. HaskinsCUL

If everyone were clothed with integrity if

If everyone were clothed with integrity, if every heart were just, frank, kindly, the other virtues would be well-nigh useless, since their chief purpose

Without art the crudeness of reality would

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.  ~George Bernard Shaw

The world today doesnt make sense so

The world today doesn’t make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?  ~Pablo Picasso

All forces that reside in the body

All forces that reside in the body are angels.  ~Moses MaimonidesLAAN

If you complain about the world moving

If you complain about the world moving too fast, slow down.  ~Mike Dolan, www.hawaiianlife.comtwitter.com/HawaiianLife/status/4686723450

The most popular image of the female

The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae

Anger is short lived madness horace

Anger is short-lived madness.  ~HoraceDCMOO

A pessimist is one who makes difficulties

A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties.  ~Harry Truman

We are at the very beginning of

We are at the very beginning of time for the human race.  It is not unreasonable that we grapple with problems.  But there are

Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of god

Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he did not want to sign.  ~Anatole France, Le jardin d’Epicure

To be too conscious is an illness

To be too conscious is an illness – a real thoroughgoing illness.  ~Fyodor DostoevskiCUL

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.  ~Joey Adams

But from this earth grave dust my

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, My God shall raise me up, I trust.  ~Walter Raleigh

If at first you dont succeed do

If at first you don’t succeed, do it like your mother told you.  ~Author Unknown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.  ~Fran Lebowitz

We have technology finally that for the

We have technology, finally, that for the first time in human history allows people to really maintain rich connections with much larger numbers of

Dieting is wishful shrinking author unknown

Dieting is wishful shrinking.  ~Author Unknown

It is not a bad thing that

It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.  ~Colette, My Mother’s House, 1922LCD

Every man is the builder of a

Every man is the builder of a Temple called his body, nor can he get off by hammering marble instead.  ~Henry David ThoreauQSO

A good character is the best tombstone

A good character is the best tombstone.  Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered.  Carve

We fail more often by timidity than

We fail more often by timidity than by over-daring.  ~David Grayson

You know that our breathing is the

You know that our breathing is the inhaling and exhaling of air.  The organ that serves for this is the lungs that lie round

Who overcomes by force hath overcome but

Who overcomes by force hath overcome but half his foe.  ~John Milton, Paradise Lost, 1667, book 1, l. 648, PMB

The use of solar energy has not

The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.  ~Ralph Nader

We have i fear confused power with

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.  ~Stewart Udall

Love makes your soul crawl out from

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.  ~Zora Neale Hurston

Every man is the architect of his

Every man is the architect of his own fortune.  ~Sallust

No one is free when others are

No one is free when others are oppressed.  ~Author Unknown

I am woman invincible pooped author unknown

I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!  ~Author Unknown

The best way to knock the chip

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor’s shoulder is to pat him on the back.  ~Author Unknown

Pray on the shadowy hillside of hardship

Pray on the shadowy hillside of hardship and on the sunny hillside of happiness.  ~Terri Guillemets

There is no psychology there only biography

There is no psychology; there is only biography and autobiography.  ~Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin: Psychology, 1973LCD

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.  ~Ernest Hemingway  (Thanks, Schanna)

Love is how you earn your wings

Love is how you earn your wings.  ~Karen GoldmanLAAN

Rice is born in water and must

Rice is born in water and must die in wine.  ~Italian ProverbCOCI

My readers who may at first be

My readers, who may at first be apt to consider Quotation as downright pedantry, will be surprised when I assure them, that next to

Rejoice in the things that are present

Rejoice in the things that are present; all else is beyond thee.  ~Montaigne

Millions and millions of years would still

Millions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity when you put

Light travels faster than sound thats why

Light travels faster than sound.  That’s why most people seem bright until you hear them speak.  ~Author Unknown

Shared joy is a double joy shared

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.  ~Swedish Proverb

America for me has been the pursuit

America, for me, has been the pursuit and catching of happiness.  ~Aurora Raigne

The scientist is not a person who

The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he’s one who asks the right questions.  ~Claude Lévi-Strauss, Le Cru et le

Why does a slight tax increase cost

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?  ~Peg Bracken

The best executive is the one who

The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to

Marriage is an alliance entered into by

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the

I dont answer the phone get feeling

I don’t answer the phone.  I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end.  ~Fred CouplesCG

We judge ourselves by our best acts

We judge ourselves by our best acts and most noble intentions, but we will be judged by our last worst act.  ~Michael Josephson, whatwillmatter.com

In june as many a dozen species

In June as many as a dozen species may burst their buds on a single day.  No man can heed all of these anniversaries;

Do you know the difference between education

Do you know the difference between education and experience?  Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you

Liberty one of imaginations most precious possessions

Liberty: One of Imagination’s most precious possessions.  ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s DictionaryMHC

Be glad of life because it gives

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play, and to look up at the stars.  ~Henry