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[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.  ~Desiderius Erasmus



If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.  ~Austin O'Malley



A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.  ~American Proverb



Of course I doubt.  I do not practice a certainty.  I practice a faith.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Is there no Latin word for Tea?  Upon my soul, if I had known that I would have let the vulgar stuff alone.  ~Hilaire Belloc, On Nothing, "On Tea," 1908



Creative people are curious, flexible, persistent, and independent with a tremendous spirit of adventure and a love of play.  ~Henri Matisse



Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.  ~Jonathan Swift



During my second year of nursing school our professor gave us a quiz.  I breezed through the questions until I read the last one:  "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"  Surely this was a joke.  I had seen the cleaning woman several times, but how would I know her name?  I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank.  Before the class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our grade.  "Absolutely," the professor said.  "In your careers, you will meet many people.  All are significant.  They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello."  I've never forgotten that lesson.  I also learned her name was Dorothy.  ~Joann C. Jones



Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have.  Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal, and lazy.  It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet.  People like pets to possess the same qualities they do.  Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs.  Cats cannot be made to do anything useful.  Cats are mean for the fun of it.  In fact, cats possess so many of the same qualities as some people (expensive girlfriends, for instance) that it's often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.  ~P.J. O'Rourke, Modern Manners



Never eat more than you can lift.  ~Miss PiggyETW



Pleasure is the flower that passes; remembrance, the lasting perfume.  ~Jean de Boufflers



All that Adam had, all that Caesar could, you have and can do.... Build, therefore, your own world.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Nature, 1836/1849, sect. 4MBT



There is a harmony in autumn, and a luster in its sky, which through the summer is not heard or seen, as if it could not be, as if it had not been!  ~Percy Bysshe Shelley



Sunbeams out of the clouds
Faith out of all my doubt.
~Terri Guillemets



Perhaps time's definition of coal is the diamond.  ~Kahlil Gibran



There is that indescribable freshness and unconsciousness about an illiterate person that humbles and mocks the power of the noblest expressive genius.  ~Walt Whitman



History begins in novel and ends in essay.  ~Thomas Babington Macaulay, quoted in Literature and the Historian by Walter Laqueur, Journal of Contemporary History, April 1967; SH



There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.  ~Logan Pearsall Smith, "Life and Human Nature," Afterthoughts, 1931MBT



The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter - it's the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.  ~Mark Twain, letter to George Bainton, 1888 (Thanks, Andrew & Barbara), variation of Josh Billings' "Don't mistake vivacity for wit, thare iz about az much difference az thare iz between lightning and a lightning bug."



Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, a good mother, good-looking, good-tempered, well-dressed, well-groomed, and unaggressive.  ~Marya MannesCUL



When I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.  ~Abraham Lincoln



Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented!  ~Heinrich HeineCD



Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about the twentieth century.  ~Greg Egan, "Distress"



A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D.  Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.  ~"Fats" Domino



The man who promises everything is sure to fulfill nothing, and everyone who promises too much is in danger of using evil means in order to carry out his promises, and is already on the road to perdition.  ~Carl Jung



This is one of the disadvantages of wine:  it makes a man mistake words for thought.  ~Samuel JohnsonCOCI



Birth matters.  It brings us into being, on many levels.  ~Ananda Lowe



History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today.  ~Harold MacMillanCUL



What is possible?  What you will.  ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827TPV



Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone.  Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking.  ~Tim McMahon



Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?  ~Peg Bracken



The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings!  ~Henry Ward Beecher



Seeing so much poverty everywhere makes me think that God is not rich.  He gives the appearance of it, but I suspect some financial difficulties.  ~Victor Hugo, Les Misérables, 1862WLBUQ



What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.  ~George Dennison Prentice, Prenticeana, 1860LCD



I don't cry over spilt milk, but a fallen scoop of ice cream is enough to ruin my whole day.  ~Terri Guillemets



When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up.  It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state.  You have to separate mind and body.  ~Bill LeeBQ



Sometimes I feel that life is passing me by, not slowly either, but with ropes of steam and spark-spattered wheels and a hoarse roar of power or terror.  It's passing, yet I'm the one who's doing all the moving.  ~Martin Amis, Money



Some people come into our lives and quickly go.  Some stay for a while, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same.  ~Flavia Weedn, Forever, © Flavia.com



The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.  ~Author Unknown



Of all the exercises, I should say that T'ai Chi is the best.  It can ward off disease, banish worry and tension, bring improved physical health and prolong life.  It is a good hobby for your whole life, the older you are, the better.  It is suitable for everyone - the weak, the sick, the aged, children, the disabled and blind.  It is also an economical exercise.  As long as one has three square feet of space, one can take a trip to paradise and stay there to enjoy life for thirty minutes without spending a single cent.  ~T.T. Liang (Liang Tung-Tsai, 1900-2002), T'ai Chi Ch'uan for Health and Self-DefenseTPV



Yoga doesn't take time, it gives time.  ~Ganga White



Yoga, an ancient but perfect science, deals with the evolution of humanity.  This evolution includes all aspects of one's being, from bodily health to self-realization.  Yoga means union - the union of body with consciousness and consciousness with the soul.  Yoga cultivates the ways of maintaining a balanced attitude in day-to-day life and endows skill in the performance of one's actions.  ~B.K.S. Iyengar, Astadala Yogamala



Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose.  ~From the television show The Wonder Years



Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.  ~John Lennon



Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember.  ~Seneca



Caress your phrase tenderly: it will end by smiling at you. ~Anatole France



Sit down, and put down everything that comes into your head and then you're a writer.  But an author is one who can judge his own stuff's worth, without pity, and destroy most of it.  ~Colette, Casual Chance, 1964LCD



Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very;" your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.  ~Mark Twain



Anxiety is a deep conscious breath away from dissolving.  ~Mike Dolan, www.hawaiianlife.comtwitter.com/HawaiianLife/status/153309596595920897



If you treat every situation as a life and death matter, you'll die a lot of times.  ~Dean Smith



I highly recommend worrying.  It is much more effective than dieting.  ~William Powell



A man's face is his autobiography.  A woman's face is her work of fiction.  ~Oscar Wilde



If the good Lord had not intended for man to eat pussy he wouldn't have made it look so much like a taco.  ~Author Unknown



Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weakness.  ~Marie de Vichy-Chamrond, Marquise du Deffand, Letters to VoltairePMB



Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.  ~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard



Where do you go to get anorexia?  ~Shelley WintersETW



I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.  ~Bella AbzugWL



Be still like a mountain and flow like a great river.  ~Lao Tzu



Every one should keep a mental wastepaper basket and the older he grows the more things he will consign to it - torn up to irrecoverable tatters.  ~Samuel Butler



There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go.  ~Tennessee Williams (Thomas Lanier)PMB



The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.  ~William JamesLLDT; CUL



A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.  ~Author Unknown



It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it.  ~A.A. Hodge



One kind word can warm three winter months. ~Japanese Proverb



I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.  ~Will RogersCUL



Brew me a cup for a winter's night.
For the wind howls loud and the furies fight;
Spice it with love and stir it with care,
And I'll toast our bright eyes,
my sweetheart fair.
~Minna Thomas Antrim



Louder and louder the deep thunder rolled, as through the myriad halls of some vast temple in the sky; fiercer and brighter came the lightning; more and more heavily the rain poured down.  The eye, partaking of the quickness of the flashing light, saw in its every gleam a multitude of objects which it could not see at steady noon in fifty times that period.... in a trembling, vivid, flickering instant, everything was clear and plain: then came a flash of red into the yellow light; a change to blue; a brightness so intense that there was nothing else but light; and then the deepest and profoundest darkness.  ~Charles Dickens, Martin Chuzzlewit, Chapter XLII



The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event.  You go to bed in one kind of world and wake up in another quite different, and if this is not enchantment then where is it to be found?  ~J.B. Priestley



Slowly at last the heavy clouds, charged with the welcome water, roll up from seaward; the air grows sultry and still; the creatures of the grove and jungle keep their coverts, as if expectant, like the surface of the soil; there is a hush over all things, as though nature herself were faint; till presently the lightning flashes and the thunder rattles, and down, as if really from heaven and from the hand of God, comes the thick and fresh rain. Then there rises from the ground a cool and penetrating aroma, the scent of the dry soil saturated... ~Daily Telegraph, quoted in A Cyclop?dia of Nature Teachings, 1892TPVgb reprinted



"Take your shoes off," purred the ocean waves.  ~Dr. SunWolf, professorsunwolf.comtwitter.com/WordWhispers/status/156118964156641281



Water flows uphill towards money.  ~Anonymous, saying in the American West, quoted by Ivan Doig in Marc Reisner, Cadillac Desert, 1986



My connection to the earth is reinforced through the rhythm of the waves.  ~Mike Dolan, www.hawaiianlife.comtwitter.com/HawaiianLife/status/155370762818174976



The stench of the trail of Ego in our History.  It is ego - ego, the fountain cry, origin, sole source of war.  ~George Meredith, Beauchamp's CareerSH



Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.  This world in arms is not spending money alone.  It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.  This is not a way of life at all in any true sense.  Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.  ~Dwight D. Eisenhower, speech, American Society of Newspaper Editors, 16 April 1953LCD



If you wish to be brothers, drop your weapons.  ~Pope John Paul IIGCLE



If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.  ~The Houghton Line, November 1965



You need special shoes for hiking ? and a bit of a special soul as well. ~Terri Guillemets



Make your feet your friend.  ~J.M. BarrieCCQ



Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness.  ~Seneca



The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.  ~Nelson Henderson



It's easy to make a buck.  It's a lot tougher to make a difference.  ~Tom Brokaw



To many people virtue consists chiefly in repenting faults, not in avoiding them.  ~Georg Christoph LichtenbergPMB



The excess of virtue is a vice.  ~Greek ProverbLCD



We are double-edged blades, and every time we whet our virtue the return stroke strops our vice.  ~Henry David ThoreauCUL



Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit.  You not only refuse to shoot a man, but you refuse to hate him.  ~Martin Luther King, Jr.



In violence we forget who we are.  ~Mary McCarthy



Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.  ~Abraham LincolnGCLE



Vegetarians taste better.  ~Author Unknown



I venture to maintain that there are multitudes to whom the necessity of discharging the duties of a butcher would be so inexpressibly painful and revolting, that if they could obtain a flesh diet on no other condition, they would relinquish it forever.  ~W.E.H. Lecky



Vegetarianism is harmless enough though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.  ~Robert Hutchison, address to the British Medical Association, 1930DCMOO



Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers.  ~Charles W. Eliot



If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.  ~Joey Adams



I have come to the feeling about television the way I do about hamburgers:  I eat a lot of hamburgers and I don't remember a single one of them.  ~John Barrow, 1973



We do not err because truth is difficult to see.  It is visible at a glance.  We err because this is more comfortable.  ~Alexander Solzhenitsyn



It is error alone which needs the support of government.  Truth can stand by itself.  ~Thomas Jefferson, Notes on VirginiaHHQ



There are more martyrs to nonsense than truth, truth preferring missionaries.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.  ~Henry David ThoreauCUL



You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment unless you trust enough.  ~Frank CraneCUL



We're all born brave, trusting, and greedy, and most of us remain greedy.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966CSN, TPV