Q And A SMS Collection

Only funny answers r allowed 1

Only Funny Answers R allowed 1. Zindagi kab khobsorat lagti ha? Ans. 2. Ik pardesi mera? Ans. 3. Khalis mhbt kaha milti ha? Ans.

25hr sans me 35hr wqt 45zara b

25,*,Hr Sans me. 35,*,Hr Wqt 45,*,zara b nhi.wao 55,*,sb se ziada. 65,*,khud se b ziada 75,*,Boht Shiddat se love u 85,*,mtlb prhne pe 95,*,Thora

Meanings of these days sun itwar

Meanings of these days.. Sun: Itwar Mon: Peer Tus: Mangal Wed: Budh Thu: Jumerat Fri: Juma Sat: Hafta. Hahahahahaha: Mujhy to class1 se hi

A00 b50 s100 n90 e10 f75

A…00% B…50% S…100% N…90% E…10% F…75% T…05% Y..60% R…98% K…20%.

Select one type of mango a chonsa

Select One type Of MANGO A) chonsa B) doseri C) anwar lator D) langra E) sindhri F) malwa thn i wil tell u k

256ap kisi ki har khushi waja hain

256:ap kisi ki har khushi ki waja hain 562:koi ap ko b0hat sidhat se chata hai 222:koi duniya me esa h jo ap ki

Apki wife apni rukhsati sey 2 ghantay

Apki wife apni Rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi? Select A Number Then I’ll Tell U.. 1 2 3 4 5

1 2 3 4 5 6 7

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ch0se any 0ne number. Jb ap bahir jate hain to log ap ko kin

Reply mustwhich colour suits me nick name

Reply must:Which colour suits me? Nick name for me?Song dedicated for me?Gift for me?– point?+ point?Say something for me?

Zindagi me 1 aisa moka miley jb

Zindagi me 1 aisa moka miley jb dunya k samney kisi se kch khna ho bagair kisi dar ya khof k to aap kis

Chalange 4 u and ur all frndx

Chalange 4 u and ur all frndx. agar answr nahi ata ti sms karna chorh dena. 1 Larke ne 1 Larki se uska name

Select any one number to chek about

Select any one number to chek about ur nature. 1. Mong phali 2. Kaju 3. Pista 4. Akhrot 5. Chilghoza 6. Chaney.

1lal beg 2chouha 3murga 4murgi 5kutta

1.lal beg 2.chouha 3.murga 4.murgi 5.kutta 6.ghora 7.bili 8.donkeY Hr msg romantic nhi hota. Ab karo kisS ;hahahahA’~’

Kisi aik shaks ka name kisi

KiSi aik ShakS ka name kiSi b ik nmbr k Smne Likho! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Then i’ll

Plum coconut strawberry olive peach papaya

Plum , Coconut , Strawberry , Olive , Peach , Papaya , Cherry. choose 1 fruit phir pata chale ga k ap ki kon

Selcet ny one colour then i will

Selcet Ã…ny one colour then I will tell u k duniya me kitne % log aap ko acha samjhte hen? Yellow Blue Red Orange

The first man to reach north pole

The first man to reach North Pole was Rear Admiral Robert E. Peary

Pakistani media say sawal kia mehran base

Pakistani media say sawal. Kia Mehran base par hamly min qurbani sirf Lt Yasir nay di hay? Kia baqi log jo shaheed hoay hain

Ai love u qi realy dkhuda k

A=i love u. Q=i realy love u. D=khuda k lye mera pecha chor do. T=u r just joke.. R=meri jan ab a jao na.

1darpok 2soft 3ziddi 4romantic 5simple 6confused 7jisko

1=Darpok 2=Soft… 3=ziddi 4=Romantic 5=simple 6=confused 7=Jisko dheka uske ho gye 8=chalak 9=saaf dil 10=loveable 11=Kanjus 12=Caring 13=Matlabi 14=kamChor.

Select any pair of alphabet then i

Select Any Pair of Alphabet then, I Will Tell U k Aap kis Type ki Mohobbat Karte Hain…? MM FF CC ZZ AA SS

M l o f a k u

‘M L O F A K U E O’ In Alphabats Ko Sahi Terteeb De Kr English Ka Word Banta He ?

1 10 20 30 40 50 60

1, 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100 In mein se aik number select karo. pata chalta hai ke ap sab

Grey eyesdil ki baat dil main rakhty

Grey EyeS:Dil Ki Baat Dil Main Rakhty Ho Kisi Ko Batana Pasand Nahi Brown EyeS:Apny Ap Say Bahut Pyar Karty Ho Black EyeS:Apna Life

Choose 1 flower then ill tell u

Choose 1 Flower Then I’ll Tell U Dat Whats In Ur Heart!! Jasmine Red Rose MaryGold SunFlower Habiscus Lily Black Rose White Rose Daffodil.

Aap meri kiss bat ki ankhen band

Aap meri kiss bat ki ankhen band kr k gawahi dy sktay hen ZahantKhubsurtiMasumiyatCharactrSadgiWafadariSnce of humorreply

Red bohat jazbati hain ap or shadid

Red: Bohat jazbati hain ap or shadid muhabat krne wale. Haey allah Orange: Khane peny k shoqeen hain. Blue: Taleem yafta soch ha apki.sincere

1mt jao na plz 2i cant live

1=Mt jao na plz 2=i cant live widout u 3=dafa ho jao mro 4=Kya Mere baghair reh lo ge 5=take care yar 6=mar jao

Suppose i m a b o

Suppose I m a ‘B O O K’ Give Me ‘Title Name’ According To My Personality Send It To Ur Frndz n Get Interesting

Selct 1 code dekhte hain k ap

selct 1 code dekhte hain k ap kis chez me mahir hain. 12 23 34 45 56 67 78 Reply me 1st..

Must frist reply me then send

Must Frist reply me , then Send 2 ur frndz n get cool rplis but rply me 1st 1:Shadi ki sahi umer kia ha

Reply fast 2012 kay is mahne main

Reply fast 2012 kay is mahìne main apki zindagi main kia changing aaegi select any colour. pink. Red. Black. White. Yellow. Green. Blue. Parrot.

Ye fill karo abhi plz q1

Ye Fill Karo Abhi Plz: Q1. Agr Aap 1 Din K Liye Mere 7 Ghomne Chalty To Kahan? Ans= Q2. Agr Aap Hamare Rishte

Choose 1 formula of chemistry then i

Choose 1 formula of chemistry then i will tell u k ap hadd se zaida kis se PYAR krte hain…. NACL H20 H2S04 HCL

12 knjusi me 23 fraud me 34

12.. knjusi me. 23.. fraud me 34.. dil jetnay mein:- 45.. flirt mei. 56.. romanc mei) 67.. wada nibhane me 78.. dosti me.’

Seclect a word then i tell

seclect a word then i tell u ka ap ki life ma sab sa zayad importance ki cheez ki hai sz kk it ma

Ager apko meri ammi ager ammi

ager apko meri ammi Ager apko meri ‘Ammi’ ko meri ‘Shikayat’ Laganey ka MOQA miley to App Meri Konsi ‘Shikayat’ Lagaoe Gaye..? Send this

S ap ka hair style z dressing

(S) ap ka hair style (z) ap ka dressing sense (I) bike par willing karna (M) ap ka chalna ka style (h) ap ka

1achi lag rhe ho 2kanjuso koi acha

1=Achi lag rhe ho. 2=Kanjuso koi acha hall book karwana thA. 3=Seedhi ho k baitho. 4=Tyar kahan se hui? 5=bs bhi karo ab rona

Select a vegetable for ur life partner

Select A Vegetable For Ur Life Partner.. Potato Onion Tomato Carrot Pea Kheera Mirch Bhindi Answer Will B Given After Ur Reply…

Aaj ka taaza sawal larki

Aaj ka Taaza Sawal? Larki / Larkay ko Engagement k Baad Phone par baat krni chahiye ya nahi? Han to Q? Nahi to Q

17lover se 27study 37paise 47ghar 57dosti

17=lover se 27=study se 37=paise se 47=ghar se 57=dosti se 67=muj se 77=ghum se 87=khud se 97=shadi se

Logic questions 1when will a horse

LOGIC QUESTIONS 1)When will a horse hav 6 legs? 2)When does monday come b4 sunday? 3)When do you find a lot of cities without

Answers 1me joruu ka ghulam ban

Answers: 1:Me Joruu Ka Ghulam Ban K Rahoonga 3:Uff Me Kahan Phans Gaya 5:I Cant Wait More 7:Betta Tension Naa Lo 9:Tumhare Kitne Boy

Suppose karo aap merey sath raat k

Suppose karo, Aap merey sath raat k 3 bajey akely ghar mein aap k ghar ki chat ki seedhiyon par bethey baatein kar rahey

Aap ki shadi kahan hogi slct one

Aap ki shadi kahan hogi slct one sign * # & + ? ! % Reply must fast.. very intresting reply.

Select 1 thing then i tell u

Select 1 thing then i tell u ur super wish?SunMoonCloudRainStarGrass.

Aap kis ko yaad kiye beghair so

Aap kis ko yaad kiye beghair so nahi saktay…? Select a no. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 Reply

Send dis 2 every1 n c wat

Send dis 2 every1 n c wat number they send 2 u. #1 u r naughty #2 we r just frndz #3 u r

Choose any one number dekhte hein

Choose any one number dekhte hein easi kiya khuahish hy jis k pore hone ka intizar hy ap ko 141: 142: 143: 144: 145:

Silver ringap kisi se boht pyar krte

SILVER RING=ap kisi se boht pyar krte he but usko kehne se darte he GolDEN shOES=ap kisi se pyar me dhoka kha rhe he

Question agar mai aapse hamaisha k

Question Agar mai aapse hamaisha k liye door ho jaon tou aapka last word mere liye kiya hoga? Choose a Number 1, 2, 3,

The earlier name of sri lanka was

The earlier name of Sri Lanka was Ceylon

Select 1 of the following then i

Select 1 of the following then i will tel u k apka life partner apko first night kase sulaye ga NosepinbindyaringpayaljhumkakanganREPLY:-)

The primary producer of newsprint in the

The primary producer of newsprint in the world is Canada

2012 me pehli kiss kis ko karna

2012 me pehli KISS kis ko karna chaho gi. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. Choose one number. Aur dekhte hain k

Only for unmarried jis se ap pyar

Only For Unmarried. Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain. Koi Ek Select Karen. A, B, S,

Unforgettable things in 2009 1 person

Unforgettable Things In 2009 1. Person 2. Film 3. Song 4. Incident 5. Place 6. Gift 7. Moment 8. Your Last Word 4 Me

what is more painful when a

~ What Is More PainFul…? ~ When A Person Whom You Trust, Hurts You…?? Or…. The Person Whom You Hurt, Still Trusts You……???? T

The first explorer to reach the south

The first explorer to reach the South Pole was Cap. Ronald Amundson

Yellow 20 blue 50 red 80

Yellow 20% Blue 50% Red 80% Orange 10% Green 40% Pink 90% Black 60% Peach 30% MarJnda 70% White 100%

Only for unmarried jis se ap

Only For Unmarried. Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain. Koi Ek Select Karen. A, B, S,

Hm wo ana parast hanjo har kr

hm wo ana parast hanjo har kr b kuch asa kehtay han ‘wo manzil hi badnaseeb thi jo haman paa na saki’

Select a time then i tel u

Select A Time Then i tel u k ap ke shadi kis se ho ge 1:10 2:10 3:10 4:10 5:10 6:10 7:10 8:10 Reply

Bhabi ka number do jaldiplzsent25 07 2009 094034

Bhabi ka number do jaldi,plz Sent:25-07-2009 09:40:34 99% log poora sms parhte hi nahi?

Interesting game jo ap ko sub

INTERESTING GAME. Jo ap ko sub se zyada acha lgta he. Us k name ka last leter likh kr bhejen us ki feeling ap

Nick names bring frnds clozrso send me

Nick names bring frnds clozr.So send me a cute nickname perfectly matchng my character.?Reply…

Choos one number zara pta to chaley

Choos one number zara pta to chaley ap apni zindagi mein kis cheez se tang a chuky hain? 17 27 37 47 57 67

Bye is a little wrd that causes

(Bye) Is A Little Wrd That Causes S0 Much Pain .. The Pers0n U h0Ld N0w Might Nvr Meet U Again! S0 Nvr Say

A b c d e f g

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X

Ek sawal 3 makan hen har k

Ek sawal, 3 makan hen har makan k andar 1 jadoogar hy har makan k bahar ek chokidar hy makan k andar jate waqt

Autograph plz name nick date of

Autograph Plz Name: Nick: Date Of Birth: Best Friend: Fav.Books: Fav.Place: Fav.Relations: Food: Dress: Color: Aim: U Love: U Hate: U Trust: Hobby.

1 cousin 2 sister 3 me 4

1: cousin 2: sister 3: me 4: mothr in law 5: fiance 6: lover 7: wif/ husban 8: parents. 9: frndz.

1 dabang 2 loser no 1 3

(1) dabang (2) loser no 1 (3) charsi lover (4) dost no 1 (5) man of turth (6) gango mochi (7) faltu

Guess the missing number 2341512 3452820 4564530

Guess the missing number 2.3.4.15.12 3.4.5.28.20 4.5.6.45.30 5.6.7.66.42 6.7.8.??.56

Select one nmbr than i will tel

Select one nmbr than i will tel u k jb ap ksi lrki k pas se guzrte hay to wo dil mey ap k

Game 3 13 23 33 43

#Game#;-) 3 13 23 33 43 53 63 73 83 93 Koi 1 number slct krain Ap ki khoobi k bary min pta chly

Micky mouse moody barbie honest teddy

Micky Mouse- Moody Barbie- Honest Teddy Bear- Romantic Popye- Stupid Tweety- Soft Pusy Cat- Angry Jerry- Clever Simba- Cool Minded Pooh- Cheerful Scooby- Greedy

L0ve661 ap sb se kuch chupa rhe

L0VE661= Ap sb se kuch chupa rhe ho itna k khud se b L0VE772= Ap jis se pyar krte ho wo apko dil ki

1i hate u 2bhaarh me jao tumor

1:I hate u 2:Bhaarh me jao tum,or tumhara pyar, 3:I miss u jaan 4:I love u jaan 5:Tumhari yaad me soya nahi jaraha. 6:Kal

Mera name kisi aik number k

Mera name Kisi aik number k samne likhye! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Then i’ll tel u k mera

Seclect a number then i tell

seclect a number then i tell u ka ap ki parsanality word ka kis important or azeem insan sa milti ha 1 2 3

Chose 1 alphabet a m q

chose 1 alphabet A ,,, M,,, Q,,, D,,, R,,, S,,, T,,, H,,,and see wo aap se kiya kehna chahte hen jise ap boht chahte

1 u r vry sensitive person 2

1. U r vry sensitive person. 2. Aap apnay dukh apny tk rkhna pasand krty hain. 3. Aap bht haqeqat pasand hain. 4. U

Select 1 code then i will tel

Select 1 code then i will tel u k ap ki shadi waly Din ap ka {Room} kis pholon se DECORATE hoga. M222. M333.

290shadi kb kro gy 565apka best frnd

290,shadi kb kro gy? 565,apka best frnd k0n hy? 922,sub se zyda kb roy ap? 317,apka r mera relation? in three points! 428,mj se

Right answer is admi13rotian aurten510rotian bachy147rotian total

Right Answer is: Admi1=3rotian, Aurten5=10rotian, Bachy14=7rotian, Total Log20, Total Rotian20.

1phansi ka time fajar k bad or

1.Phansi ka time Fajar k bad or suraj nikalne se pehle q fix kia gya ha? Kisi or time pe Phansi q nhi dete?

Today is remembring day recal ur mind

TodAy Is REMEMBRING DAy, RecAL Ur MiNd.. Or MEri KAhi Hui AiSi BAt BatAyEn JO ApkO Aj B YAd Hy.. SEnd It 2 ALL

The person who is called the father

The person who is called the father of modern Italy is G.Garibaldi

92 jokr lagty hain 2no 84

9+2= jokr lagty hain 2no.. 8+4= koil or mena ki jori ha.. 3+1= hoor k pichay langoor.. 1+4= larki k sath ziadti hai. Oho

Please fill honestly cheezain jo

Please Fill Honestly… *) Cheezain Jo Ap Meri Kabhi Na Bhool Sako 1- 2- 3- *) 3 Name Jis Se Tum Mujhe Bulao 1-

Glass aap jo baat kartay hain face

Glass:- Aap jo baat kartay hain face 2 face kartay hain. Air:- Koi aap ko apni jan se bhi ziada chahta hai. Water:- Ap

Dr aafia siddiqui ko americans py fire

Dr Aafia siddiqui ko americans py fire krne py 86.saal qaid hui jb k koi mara nai tha 1.american raymond davis 3 pakistanion ko

Answers me be honestly 1 apko

Answers me be Honestly’ 1: Apko sub se ziada sms send krne waley ka naam? Ans. 2: Apko preshan daikh kr kon ziada preshan

Sms bookhobydate f birthu cant liv widout

¤Sms Book¤ Hoby=Date f Birth=U Cant Liv WidOut= Color=Best Frnd=Food=Crazy Abt=Ur aim=U Lov=Word Abt Me=Song4 Me:My Name In ur fone:Reply must.

Select a colour then i tell

Select a colour then i tell u ka ap ki or mari dosti kis film ka sath milti hai white red black blue pink

Ull get aa new frnd dgud result

U’ll Get: A=A New Frnd D=Gud Result G=A Lover J=Nothing M-Lots Of Happiness P=Ur Marriage T=Success W=Lots Of Money

1 jokar 2 mr bean 3 janu

1. Jokar 2. Mr bean 3. Janu 4. Munni 5. Charsi 6. Sheela 7.Sweet heart wow 8. Zardari ho ho 9. Jigar 10. jan