Red bohat jazati hain ap or shadid

RED: Bohat jazßati hain ap or shaDid muhAbat krne wale.:-*.

ORANGE: Khane peny k shoqEen hain

BLUE: TaLeem yafta soCh ha apki + sin(ere ho

GREEN: Bohat khusHmizaj ache ikhlaq wale ho

BLACK: Bohat bareEk been insan ho gehri soch rkHne wale

WHITE: Cool mindEd hain ap bht aChe dost b ho

PINK: Masoom khwaHish

Tel the right option 4 me

Tel the RIGHT OPTION 4 ME, 🙂

(1) I am . . . . . ?

(, Normal, Cute, Rocking)

(2) You can’t Beat Me at . . . . . ?

(Fight, Debate, Study, Style)

(3) I have Great . . . . . ?

(Atitude, Smile, Nature, Eyes)

(4) My Looks are . . . . . ?

(Cool, Average, Hot, Awsume)

(5) You . . . . . Me?

(Like, Hate, Ignore, Love)

(6) You Consider Me . . . . . ?

(Good Friend, Best Friend, More Then That)

rply must i wanna know ur views about me..!!

Eyes apki hr koi taref krta ha

EYES) Apki hr koi taref krta ha.

NOSE) Ap ksi ko left h nai karate ho.

LIPS) Apko pehli nazr jo dekhta ha ap per fida ho jata ha.

SMILE) Ap boht ziddi ho ksi ki bat sunte h nai ho.

TEETH) Ap larne ka koi moqa hath se jane nai dete.

HAIR) Ap boht wafadar hain sb ko aek jsa smjhten hain.

CHIN) Ap itne magroor ho k ksi se bat krna pasnd h nai krte.

Answers 1me joruu ka ghulam ban

Answers:

1:Me Joruu Ka Ghulam Ban K Rahoonga

3:Uff Me Kahan Phans Gaya

5:I Cant Wait More

7:Betta Tension Naa Lo

9:Tumhare Kitne Boy Friends The?

11:U R Good But I Love Someone Else

13:Hyeee Me Mar Gaya

15:Ghoonghat Waapas Daal Dega

17:My Love For U Is Infinite

19:Bhootniiiiiiii

21:Tum Mujhe Pehle Kyuun Nhi Mili…

Agar dm hai to inka jawab do

Agar dm hai to inka jawab do ap ne bhi bht sawal dekhe honge try it.

1. Adam A’A ne zameen par pehla phal kon sa khaya?

2. Roo a zamin par sb se pehle drakht kon sa tha?

3. Wo kon sa phal hai jo zamin k andar ugta hai?

4. Wo kon sa parinda hai jiska damagh nhi hota?

Challenge reply must.

Face test q 1 what do

Face Test:

Q # 1:- What do you find on my Face:-

a) Silence?

b) Innocence?

c) Proud?

d) Softness?

Q # 2:- Which 1 is the Most Attractive:-?

a) Eyes?

b) Smile?

c) Lips?

d) Hair?

Q # 3:- What is the 1st Impression that you got from My Face:-

a) Cute?

b) Smart?

c) Attitude?

d) Intelligent?

Reply Must if you are my Friend..?

Ans these question if anyone of is

Ans these Question if Anyone of is Intelligent.

Q1: One egg boiled in 3 minutes,

How much time it’ll take to boil 12 eggs?

Q2: How may times 5 can be Subtract form 25?

Q3: Six politicians Meet and each Shakes the Hand of the others.

How many Handshakes are Exchanged?

Answers:

1. 3 Mins

2. Only One Time

3. 30

Pakistani media say sawal kia mehran base

Pakistani media say sawal.

Kia Mehran base par hamly min qurbani sirf Lt Yasir nay di hay?

Kia baqi log jo shaheed hoay hain woh insan nahi thay?

Kia un logo nay koi qurbani nahi di?

Kia woh pakistan ki sirf tankhwa dar fooj ka hisa thay?

Kia un ki ghar baar, maan baap, bv bachy nai thay?

Kia shahadat sirf officer ki he qabol hoti hay?

Kia officer khandan say hona he shahadat k liay lazmi hay?

Hum pakistan k tamam chanals par lanat bhaijty hain jin ka doghla mayar samny aa gaya hay.

Salam un ki azmat ko jinho nay apna aaj hamary kal k liay qurban kar dia.

1airaap sab se kuch chupa rahe ho

1.Air=Aap sab se kuch chupa rahe ho itna k khud se b

2.Water=jo aap ka hamsafar ho ga us ki niyat aur dil main sirf aap ho

3.Home=Koi aap ko dil ki dhadkan se b zaiada chahta hai.(o ho)

4.Cloth=aap kisi ko pyar k naam par dhoka de rahe ho

5.Food=Jitna pyar aap ko mil raha hai us k aap qabil nahi.

1 allah jaldi rukhsati ho 2

1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho

2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga

3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti

4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat

5: Aj to meri kher nai

6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga

7: Hansi a rhe hy

8: Allah kre movie achi aye

9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae

10: Rona a rha hy

Silver ringap kisi se boht pyar krte

SILVER RING=ap kisi se boht pyar krte he but usko kehne se darte he

GolDEN shOES=ap kisi se pyar me dhoka kha rhe he

RED LIPISTICK=ap jis se pyar krte he wo b apse pyar krti ha:(

WHITE BANGLES=apka dil k bht ache insan he ap kbi kisi ka bura nai chah skte

BLACK EYES=ap hr ek se flirt krte he

1 allah jaldi rukhsati ho 2

1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho

2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga

3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti

4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat

5: Aj to meri kher nai

6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga

7: Hansi a rhe hy

8: Allah kre movie achi aye

9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae

10: Rona a rha hy ;-‘

92 jokr lagty hain 2no 84

9+2= jokr lagty hain 2no..

8+4= koil or mena ki jori ha..

3+1= hoor k pichay langoor..

1+4= larki k sath ziadti hai. Oho v sad

4+2= Made 4 eachother nazr na lage

5+5= dono bohat sweet hain.(oho)

6+7= dono boht romantic hain.

3+4= bv drum or khud pipe.

6+9= Boht lucky hain ek dosry k liye

Send dis 2 every1 n c wat

Send dis 2 every1 n c wat number they send 2 u.

#1 u r naughty

#2 we r just frndz

#3 u r beautiful n cute

#4 i like u

#5 i luv u

#6 u r cool n smart

#7 u r hot n attractive

#8 u r rude n stubborn

#9 u r my sweet heart

#10 u r my best frnd

#11 u r sluggish n aggresive

#12 u r zidi

which # u will give me?

Imaginewe met after a long time

IMAGINE:
We met after a long time & we are talking in your room,No one is at home,
Suddenly power goes of & your landline rings downstair,You promise me you will be back after attending the call,

In the call you heard that i died last night,

Will you return back to the room ????
YES or NO with a Reason.

Complete sentence1mera dil chahta he k

Complete sentence:
1.mera dil chahta he k . . .
2.muje gussa ata he jb . . .
3.mohbt insan ko . .
4.kaam krne se . . .
5.judai ek . . .
6.kamyab hone k lye. . .7.muskrate rehne se. . .. 8.Acha dost wo hy jo. . . . . 9.zindge khubsurat lgti hn jb. . . . . . . . 10.Barish ka mosam mje. . . .
Rply Quick.@

Only funny answers r allowed 1

Only Funny

Answers R allowed

1. Zindagi kab khobsorat lagti ha?

Ans.

2. Ik pardesi mera?

Ans.

3. Khalis mhbt kaha milti ha?

Ans.

4. Shadi main juta chupai kyn hoti ha?

Ans.

5. Main ne khawab daikha k?

Ans.

Let’s se how great a sense of humour u have!

Reply fast

I’m waiting

256ap kisi ki har khushi waja hain

256:ap kisi ki har khushi ki waja hain

562:koi ap ko b0hat sidhat se chata hai

222:koi duniya me esa h jo ap ki aik nazar k liye tarsta hai wah g.

565:ap se b0hat log jalte hain

556:koi sirf ap k liye jeta h

765:ap kisi ki jan hain

300:k0i esa apki zindgi me hai jo ap ko khud say b zida chata hai