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Why are there so many smiths in

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!…

Each moment of ur life is a

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Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live

What is ressemblance between a man and

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What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!! …

Why are men like snails they

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Why are men like snails? ….. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs….

What happens when the earth turn 30

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What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?…You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!…

What is the difference between a woman

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What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside….

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe

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Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai…….? I am waiting for answer

The more you study tthe know forget

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The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know.

Aik gali mein bachay khel rahay thai

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Aik Gali mein…… bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik …….. aurat guzri Uss ……… aurat ne hath mein ……… pakri thi

Kya aap panchvi pass

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Kya Aap Panchvi Pass

Life gives answer in 3 ways it

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Life gives answer in 3 ways… It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it

What is the difference between a woman

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What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside….

Height of ambition an ant

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Height of ambition . . . . . . . . . . . An ant climing on the leg of elephant with a

Why does a stupid blond girl never

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Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? … When she feels something wet she turn on her back. …

Y do men like love 1st

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y do men like love @ 1st sight?coz he knws its all over as soon as she open her mouth…

Love urself flirt with ur understandingromance dreamsget

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Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego…Thats Good Life……

When do you know are overweight

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When do you know you are overweight? …. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into

Why did the statue of liberty have

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Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it! …

How do you know when run out

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How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?…

What does a butterfly feel when he

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What does a butterfly feel when he is in love? …

Why do have men bandy legs

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why do have men bandy legs? ……… all unimportant matters are between brackets…

Why do have so many men a

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Why do have so many men a beer gut? ….. Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head….

The black box of the plane is

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The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?…

What is the velocity of darkness

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What is the velocity of the darkness ?…

What is the difference between a woman

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What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside….

It has 50 teeth and it holds

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It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ………………. My fly! …

Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala

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Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai . Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta . Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko

It is white and it stands in

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It is white and it stands in the corner? ……. A punished fridge…

1 black n white tv ko kis

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1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy? —- Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours

An old mans t shirt quote

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An Old Man’s T-Shirt Quote. . . I Am Not 50. . . . I Am 16 With 34 Years Of Experience. . .

What is the difference between a washing

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves….

Each moment of ur life is a

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Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live

Many of lifes failures are people who

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Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up …

Since light travels faster than sound isnt

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Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?…

When is a man worth some moneywhen

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when is a man worth some money??…………….When he pushes a trolley…

What do you when your mother in law is

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? …… Shoot again. …

Hy are there so many smiths in

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hy are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!…

riddle wo kya cheez hai

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” RiDdLe ” Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe HaI MaGaR BaI (LeFt) Se ChOoNa Na MuMkIn HaI

When swinning is good for the development

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When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?…

The jogger who overslept found himself running

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The jogger who overslept found himself running late….

Does a liar lies when he says

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Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?…

Only for unmarried jis se ap

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Only For Unmarried. Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain. Koi Ek Select Karen. A, B, S,

When you are not supposed to drive

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When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?…

What do you prefer in the hereaftersmoking

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What do you prefer in the hereafter?………..Smoking or non-smoking area….

When did i realize was god well

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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself. …

Why did the statue of liberty have

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Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it! …

Why did god create the man first

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Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? …. To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for

It is round and orange saysquoti am

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It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? ……………… a mandarin who thinks big…

Blackmail quotwhen you do not give me

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Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."…

Why the trolleys were invented

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Why the trolleys were invented ? …….. To learn women to walk on their hind legs. …

When you strangle a smurf what colour

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When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?…

What is the thing which keeps on

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What is the thing which keeps on decreasing (Of all the living beings)? . . . . . . . . . Simple, its

What is more easy for a man

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What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ………..a girl…..there is an example in front of him…

What do sheep count when they want

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What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?…

I can sizzle like bacon am

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I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers

Math magic ur celfon number last digit

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Math magic: Ur celfon number last digit x 2, + 5, x 50, + ur AGE, + 365, & – 615, the last 2

Everything in life is relative ask einstein

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Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein….

Why do men exist because dildos

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Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn….

Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko

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Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:-> Ans

What whish would stars make when they

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What whish would stars make when they saw falling people….

When a store is open 24 hours

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When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door? …

How does a dummy catch rabbit

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How does a dummy catch a rabbit? … He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot. …

Why does beer contain female hormones

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Why does beer contain female hormones ? … When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start

Press any key to continue or other

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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit….

What do the military in a civil

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What do the military do in a civil war ? …

Du u know amrica has a stateriyasat

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Du u know Amrica has a state(Riyasat) in pakistan…!! The name of the State is Lalam USA Talking abt Lalamusa…

riddle wo kya cheez hai

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” RiDdLe ” Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe HaI MaGaR BaI (LeFt) Se ChOoNa Na MuMkIn HaI

The ressemblance of a man and cup

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The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ….. They both get on the nerve….

Its challenge ise ki english mai

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It’s challenge ise ki english mai translate kar0. . “humari billi hume hi miyaun” Rep fast. Answer is My Tutor My Foot…

Wy do the number of traffic accidents

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Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ….. When the traffic light is red they think

What is the velocity of darkness

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What is the velocity of the darkness ?…

How does the driver of a gritting

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How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ? …

1 agar aap race mein doosray number

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1) Agar aap race mein doosray number pe aanay walay ko overtake kar gaye toh aap kaunsi position pe huay? Ans:2nd 2) Wo kya

How is an intelligent woman called

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How is an intelligent woman called? ………………….. A transvestite…

What happens when you got scared twice

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What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?…

What is the difference between a woman

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What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside. …

Life is a game play it life

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Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is

Question 4444 20 use

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Question: 4___4___4___4 = 20 Use +, -, /, * To Solve It. It’s A Challenge… Reply The Answer. answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20 …

Center of the quotskyquot quotyquot change into

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Center of the "SKY", "Y" change into "I", Double of the First, Give me just! Do u understand this riddle… Then Reply! Answer is

Why are men happy when they finish

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Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time….. Because the box says : 3 till 5 years….

Why are men like a toothbrush

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Why are men like a toothbrush? …. They are useless without handle….

Why is a false eye made of

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Why is a false eye made of glass?…..To look through….

Life gives answer in 3 ways it

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Life gives answer in 3 ways… It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it

Sometimes i wake up grumpy other times

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep. …

Everything in life is relative ask einstein

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Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein….

Why can a man not be handsome

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Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? …. Because he would be a woman then. …

Do they have a coffee break at

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Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?…

People are made to be loved and

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People are made to be Loved and Things r made to be Used. The confusion is in the World because People are being Used

What happens when a man is in

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What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? …… That is beyond his comprehension….

Why do women not have a penis

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Why do women not have a penis ? ……… That comes together with the brains….

Who invented milking cows and what did

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Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?…

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide

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When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?…

Why do fortune tellers first ask your name

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Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?…

Why do women have legs

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Why do women have legs ? …… Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor. …

General knowledge 1 wo kon si jagah

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General Knowledge.. 1) Wo kon si jagah hai jahan suraj ki kiran sirf 1 bar parri ab Qayamat tak nahi parregi.? Ans: darya-e-neel ka

Challnge purane zmane me 1baba ji

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(Challnge) Purane zmane me 1baba ji bachi or 1bakri k sath ja rhe thy.rasty me 1admi ne unse 3 swal poche. 1:apki umr kitni

When you strangle a smurf what colour

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When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?…

If a pen is mightier than sword

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If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous ?can a fax be ?…

What is the difference between a battery

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman? …… A battery has also a positive side….

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