An Old Man’s T-Shirt Quote. . .

I Am Not 50. . . .

I Am 16 With 34 Years Of Experience. . . . . 😉

That’s The ATTITUDE. . . . ;->…

Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful…….

Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up

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Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?…

when is a man worth some money??…………….When he pushes a trolley…

What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? …… Shoot again.

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hy are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!…

When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?…

” RiDdLe ”

Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe HaI MaGaR BaI (LeFt) Se ChOoNa Na MuMkIn HaI ?

ItS VeRy EaZy

Koni…

The jogger who overslept found himself running late….

Only For Unmarried.

Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain.

Koi Ek Select Karen.

A,

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Answer is

A…00%

B…50%

S…100%

N…90%

E…10%

F…75%

T…05%

Y..60%

R…98%

K…20%.

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What do you prefer in the hereafter?………..Smoking or non-smoking area….

When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?…

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.

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Why the trolleys were invented ? …….. To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

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It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? ……………… a mandarin who thinks big…

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."…

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?…

What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ………..a girl…..there is an example in front of him…

Math magic: Ur celfon number last digit x 2, + 5, x 50, + ur AGE, + 365, & – 615, the last 2 nos, is ur age & 1st is ur celfone’s last no.JUST TRY IT!

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Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,

lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->

Ans is.”ReflEctiOn”…

Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn….

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door?

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What whish would stars make when they saw falling people….

Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein….

Why does beer contain female hormones ? … When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car….

Du u know Amrica has a state(Riyasat) in pakistan…!!

The name of the State is

Lalam USA

Talking abt

Lalamusa…

What do the military do in a civil war ?

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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit….

” RiDdLe ”

Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe HaI MaGaR BaI (LeFt) Se ChOoNa Na MuMkIn HaI ?

ItS VeRy EaZy

Koni…

It’s challenge

ise ki english mai translate kar0. .

“humari billi hume hi miyaun”

Rep fast.

Answer is

My Tutor My Foot…

Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ….. When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke…

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

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What is the velocity of the darkness ?…

How is an intelligent woman called? ………………….. A transvestite…

What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.

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Center of the "SKY",

"Y" change into "I",

Double of the First,

Give me just!

Do u understand this riddle…

Then Reply!

Answer is KIss…

Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is living…

Question:

4___4___4___4 = 20

Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.

It’s A Challenge…

Reply The Answer.

answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20 …

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time….. Because the box says : 3 till 5 years….

Why are men like a toothbrush? …. They are useless without handle….

Why is a false eye made of glass?…..To look through….

Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein….

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

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Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? …. Because he would be a woman then.

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Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?…

What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? …… That is beyond his comprehension….

People are made to be Loved and Things r made to be Used.

The confusion is in the World because People are being Used and Things r being Loved…

Why do women not have a penis ? ……… That comes together with the brains….

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?…

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?…

Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?…

General Knowledge..

1) Wo kon si jagah hai jahan suraj ki kiran sirf 1 bar parri ab Qayamat tak nahi parregi.?

Ans: darya-e-neel ka centre..

2) Wo kya hai jo piya jata hai khaya nahi.?

Ans:ghussaa.

3) Wo kon hai jis ne jhoot bola or jannat men jayega.?

Ans:fir’on ki biwi aasia.

4) Wo kon hai jis ne sach bola or jahannum men jayega.?

Ans:chipkali (lizard).

5) Insan k jism men Rooh k rahnay ki jagah kahan hai.?

Ans: shehrag.

plz share it wid ur frndz…..

(Challnge)

Purane zmane me 1baba ji bachi or 1bakri k sath ja rhe thy.rasty me 1admi ne unse 3 swal poche.

1:apki umr kitni hy?

2:is bchi se apka kia rishta hy?

3:is bakri ki kia qimat hy?

Baba ji ne sirf 1lafz kaha or un sb swalo ka jwab de diya..

Btaiye wo lafz kia tha?reply mUST.

Ans>> Nawasi(89)…

If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous ?can a fax be ?…

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?…

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? …… A battery has also a positive side….

Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is living

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If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?…

I can sizzle like bacon,

I am made with an egg,

I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,

I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,

I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,

What am I?

Riddle Answer

A snake. …

1) Agar aap race mein doosray number pe aanay walay ko overtake kar gaye toh aap kaunsi position pe huay?

Ans:2nd

2) Wo kya cheez hai jo hathi jitni bari hai mgr uska wazan koi nahi hota? Hathi ka saya

3) Wo kya cheez hai jo din rat dorti hai magr us k koi paao’n nahi hote?

Ans: Waqt

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Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego…Thats Good Life……

What is the thing which keeps on decreasing (Of all the living beings)?

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Simple, its the AGE, bcoz after birth v all travel 2wards death…!…

Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai

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Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta

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Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota

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CHALLANGE

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Reply Fast.

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ans >>Kafan

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Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?…

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

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why do have men bandy legs? ……… all unimportant matters are between brackets…

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves….

Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? …. To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.

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What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

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Why do have so many men a beer gut? ….. Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head….

Life gives answer in 3 ways… It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!…

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?

Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai…….?

I am waiting for answer if u r genious….

Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai…

1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?

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Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ….. Simple…

The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ….. They both get on the nerve….

Why do women have legs ? …… Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

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What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?…

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? … He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

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What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?…

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!…

Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful…….

What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

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Why are men like snails? ….. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs….

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?…You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!…

What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside….

The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?…

Aik Gali mein…… bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik …….. aurat guzri Uss ……… aurat ne hath mein ……… pakri thi un …….. bachon ne uss ……. Aurat ki …… gira di.

in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,

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