Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai

Har roz shyam nu assi tere naa

Har Roz Shyam Nu,

Assi Tere Naa Da Jaam Chakk Lainde Haan

Teri Yaadan Naal Apne Aap Da Dil Parcha Lainde Haan

Jad Kadi Hasrat Hundi Hai Tainu Choon Di

Teri Tasveer Nu Seene Naal Laa Lainde Haan

Tu sohni tera na sohni par tu

Tu sohni tera na sohni,

par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,

sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C

Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander

oh na teer te na talwaar andar

ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena

Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!

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Tu sohni tera na sohni par

Tu sohni tera na sohni,

par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,

sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C

Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

Baba bullay shah heeray sasty mul de

(Baba Bullay Shah)

‘HEERAY’

Sasty mul de wekhy,

‘LAAL’

Trakri wich tuldy wekhy,

‘PHUL

Peran wich ruldy wekhy,

‘SYANAY’

Galan to bhuldy wekhy,

Koi kisy naal pyar nhi krda,

DIL

Duniya wich rul de wekhy,

‘RUNG BARUNGI’ duniya wekhi,

Kai kai rung ik phul de wekhy,

SUKH

Te Azal to weri mere,

DUK hi akhiyan

Khuldy wekhy,

BUS kr dila chad de khera,

Chadd de raam kahani tu,

Tu rul gya te taan ki hoya,

SHAH vi galiyan wich ruldy wekhy

Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai

Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai ..

kadde patcharr de badall cha jande ne…

dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai…

waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne..

Santa singh ik waari main chhota honda

santa singh: ik waari main chhota honda si te main Qutub Meenar to gir gaya si

Banta singh: te fir? bach gaya si ya mar gaya si

santa singh: menu yaad nahi! kyonki main bahut chhota honda si

Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae

Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,

Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,

Mehboob aave ya na aave,

Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne

Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,

Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,

Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,

par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

Rang v zubaan te vihaar wale hunde

Rang V Zubaan Te Vihaar Wale Hunde Ne

Kujh Rang Gusse Kujh Pyaar Wale Hunde Ne

Ranga Di Bhasha Jehdi Samajh Wich Aa Jave

Sachi Oh Lok Satkaar Wale Hunde Ne

Jo Rang Dilaan Wich Khof Jgaunde Ne

Oh Rang Soch Te Vichaar Wale Hunde Ne

Jo Dilaan Wich Pyaar Jgaunde Sab De

Oh Rang Holi De Tyohaar Wale Hunde Ne

Talli thalle milan da wada ohne

Talli thalle milan da wada

ohne keeta si

jithe ohne talli dassi

oothe te khajoor a

aide vich tusi dasso

mera ki kasoor a…..?

Kouj inj v rahwan okhia sunn

kouj inj v rahwan okhia sunn

kouj gull ich ghum da toaq v see

kouj sherr de loak v zalim sunn

kouj sanoo murrn da shoaq v see

William sastapairs chawal frndz r always

William Sastapairs

‘chawal’ frndz r always ‘chawal’.

They receive many msgs but they send ‘ikka dukka’

Msgs in a week

Actually they r spacial kind of ‘chawals’.

They becom more ‘dheet’ after a lot of ‘bisti’.

They r bhikari infront of frndz bt very Sakhee 4 their grlfrnds.

Tutt painay never eat sharam:-…

Akhbaaran ch hun pehlan waali gall naa

akhbaaran ch hun, pehlan waali gall naa reh gyi.,,,

akhbaar tan basss qatal akhran daaa karde ne…….

chadd asli gallan,,, bas paani jhooth daa bharde ne…….

kitey koi lutt gya,,, koi maar gya….

koi jitt gyaaa,, koi haar gyaaa……

koi ujjad gya din dihaade,,, te koi kar changa wapaaar gya…

akhbaaran ch, bas ehi gallan ne ,,,,,

aaam aadmi de khoon diyan es chanaah wich challan ne..

How does lazy ppl take bath during

How does lazy ppl take bath during winters?

They stand infront of a mirror,throws water on mirror & say "ina thanda pani, oye mar ditta e zalma! "…

Ni tu challi gayi england baja

Ni tu challi gayi England,

baja ke yaara da Band,

tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,

India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!

Ki kariye loka da har gall nu

Ki kariye loka da, har gall nu lok jhmela kehnde ne,

Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos

te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!!

Siraan utte bann ke kaffan gharo nikle

Siraan utte bann ke kaffan gharo nikle haan

darde na zulma di aag ton, maut diyaa mode naal modaa maar lang jana,

shonk ne awalle sade jagg ton

laadi maut naal lawaan lain nu tyaar khade sajj dhak ke,

Hath pa ke ankhaan nu goriyo, kithe jana bach ke,

chhed jke ankhaan nu goriyo,

kithe janna bach ke…

Tu ni milna par menu ik aas

Tu ni milna par menu ik aas g rhugi,

tere hun v mil jan di ik pyas g rahugi,

Tera har ik dukh mere to guzar ke jave.

is dil di eho rab age fariyad rahugi.

Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di

Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di

ishq ta kala hai dil lgaan di

ishq da soda kade keeta nahi janda

eh oh jaam hai jo peeta nahi janda

ki samjhava main oos bedard nu

ishq ho janda hai kade keeta nahi janda

Jay rab milda natain totyan tay daduan

jay Rab milda Natain totyan tay milda daduan machian noo,

jay Rab milda Rati jagian tay milda kal kalachian noo

jay Rab milda lambian balan tay milda peda sasya noo. Rab inj nahe milda hay Baho, Rab milda dil dayan suchyan noo.

A person wished quot iss zindagi say

A person wished " iss zindagi say to mout behtar hai "

An angel came there and said to him " chal tera akhri waqt aa gaya hai "

The person said to him "Oye main ta unj hi kiya si,

hun banda gul bhi na karay"…

Ae lazmi naii belli watan te howin

Ae Lazmi naii Belli Watan Te Howin Kayee Watna Too Door Vee Hondin

Change Her De Lekh Fareed Nii Honde Kayee Ghum Ich Choor Vee Hondin

Na Jhirkiya Kar Tor Aya Noo Koi Baajh Qasoor Vee Hondin

Sare Mangte Peshawar Naii Honde Bande kayee Majbbor Vee Hondin

A punjabi jatt got married in a

A Punjabi Jatt got married in a Urdu speaking family of Lucknow.

Girl"s father with a lot of "tehz??b" asked,

beta huzoor aap ne hamari beti ko kaise paaya?

Jatt replied "O ji tuhaddi beti di kya baat hai ji,

agyon paya, pichyon paya, te kal raati muh wich vi paya….

1 angraiz nay pind main aylan karwana

1 angraiz nay pind main aylan karwana tha. us ko translater nahi mill raha tha. Atlast us ko 1 sardar mill gia. ab angraiz aylan kar raha tha aur sardar translate ker raha tha…..

Angraiz says> o people

sardar translate > o pan-yako…

its announced hardly…

bund paar k aylan kitta janda aiy…

if someone interfere…

kisi nay pan-yaki karan di koshish kiti..

he will punished elephantly

auno hathi day lan nal ban dita jai gaa…

thats it..

lan tay charoo……

Sohne sohne nain naksh usde vekhan waale bada

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde vekhan waale bada pasand karde sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de sanu vi sohna bana Rabba nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,

koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,

hor ki dua manga rabb to,

tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

Hak jatave koi tere te gair asi

Hak jatave koi tere te gair asi seh nahi sakde, Par bura vi asi tenu keh nahi sakde, teri marzi tu bulave na bulave, Par tenu bulaye bina asi reh nahi sakde.

Chota sardar mummy kal rati jadun

Chota sardar : Mummy kal rati jadun minu susu aaya te main bathroom da darwaga kholaya te light uppuy jal gae Mummy: oa khotaya tu fare fridge which susu kar dita

To mere dill di ahh warga,

To mere dill di ahh warga,
sady pind no jandi rah warga,
tenu polaye v ty kinj yara..
tu andi jandi sahh warga…..

Mera na sohna hona ethe kamm aayega

mera na sohna hona ethe kamm aayega.

k oh es sohni dunia vch mainu sheti bhul jayega.

mera naam v ajeeb alag kamm aa gya.

hun kde eh akhar na ohde naam muhre aayega.

osda haal main hun nai puchna.

mera dilasa v zakhma te loon layega.

rona rooh nu hashar tak paina a,o mangteyaa’n

to nigah churaun waleya.

bhul ja k rabb tere te tars khavega.

swal eh nahi k ji skanga tere bin.

swal hai k tere bina marr pavega??

Mera yaar mile mainu us vele jad

MERA YAAR MILE MAINU US VELE……..

JAD NA DIN HOVE NA RAAT HOVE,

UDON MADHAM JEHI BARSAAT HOVE…….

EK OH HOVE EK MAIN HOVAAN TE NA MUKKAN WALI BAAT HOVE

BAS TURDE RAHIYE OHNA RAHAAN TE

JITHE PYAAR HOVE TE BAS DIL DI GAL BAAT HOVE……….

Dil kisi di yaad che rona hai

Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

E ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul.

Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon,

Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon.

Sohna dil te husan jawan hove hove

Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove

Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove… pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove… aa ghut ke jhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan hove

Koi majbori nai je dil kare ta

Koi majbori nai je dil kare ta yaad kary

Rishtea di bheer tu fursat mile ta yaad kary

Hai sadi dua ke hove har khushi naseeb tainu

Pher vi je akh teri bhare ta yaad kary

Mera dil v tu te mera pyar

Mera dil v tu te mera pyar v tu,

es nmani jehi jind da hakdar v tu.

Ki hoya asi tenu sajda kar baithe

sada rab v tu te sada pyaar v tu.

Mintaan na krwa mobile noo utha

Mintaan Na Krwa,

Mobile Noo Utha,

Write Msg De Vich JA,

Hun BUhta Na TArpaa,

Ath Dus Msg Te Khrka,

Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay. .

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pRiNcE”

Rabba sachiya tu te akhiya si ja

Rabba Sachiya tu te Akhiya si

Ja Oye Bandiya Jug Da Shah hain Toon

Sadian Naimtan terian Doltan Nain

Sada Naib tay Alijah hain Toon

Aes Larey Tay Tor Kud Puchiya Iy

Kee Iss Nimanay tey bitiyan nayn

Kadi Saar wi layi O Rab Sayin

Teray Shah Nal Jag ki Kitiyan nain

Kithay Dhons Polis Sarkar di

Kithay Dhandli Patwar Di

Enwain Huddan ich Kalpay Jan meri

Jeewan Phahi ich Koonj Kurlaondi Ay

Changa Shah Bnaya ei Rab Sayian

Polay khandiyan War na Ayondi ay

Mainu Shahi nai Chahidi Rab meray

Main tay Izzat da tukkar mangna han

Menu Tahng nai, mehlan mnarian di

Main tay Jeewan di Nukkar Mangna han

Meri Mannain tay tairian main mannan

Teri Sohn Jay ik wi gal moran

Jey Ayeh nai Pujdi tan Rabba

Fair main Jawan RAB* Koi Hor Loraan

An interesting story oh gal kardi

~”An Interesting Story”~

Oh gal kardi muskurai

Asi samjy kuri line ty aai

fir usne saady numbr di mang paai

asi v apni sari yari uste lutai

fir usne apni ammi sady nal milaai

fir pata nai sade dil ich ki aai

asi nal le gaye apna bhai

pata nai veer ny ki kahani paii

yaro aj o kuri ae sadi parjai

MORAL:~

apni bachi bhai ki pohanch se dor rakhiye:-)

Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani

Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani a, changi bhali chaldi zindagi v ruk jani a, j kade vehl mile ta mil javi, nahi ta udikaan vich jind muk jani a.

Aa mil yaar saar le meri meri

Aa mil yaar saar le meri, meri jaan dukhaan ne gheri.

Andar khvaab vichoda hoya, khabar na paindi teri.

Sunni ban vich lutti saiyaan, chor shaang ne gheri.

Mullah qazi saahnu raah bataavan, dein dharam de pheri.

Eh taan thug ne jagg de jheevar, laavan jaal chuferi.

Karam sharaan de dharam bataavan, sangal paavan pairi,

Zaat mazhab eh ishk na puchhda, ishk shara da vairi.

Nadiyon paar mulak sajan da, lobh lehar ne gheri,

Satgur beddi phaddi khalote, taen kyun layi a deri.

Bulla shah shauh tennu milsi, dil nu deh dileri,

Preetam paas te tolna kisnu, bhulliyon sikhar dupehri.

Ma haal ohna da yashika puch baitha

Ma haal ohna da (Yashika)

Ma haal ohna da (Yashika) puch baitha, chup kar k kolon langh gaye ne; Meri sochan de vich raat gayi, khabre rus gaye ne k sang gaye ne…………plz be mine.By Meetu

Ranjhe ton jayada kise majnu ghatt na

Ranjhe ton jayada kise Majnu ton ghatt na,

Ranjhe ton jayada kise Majnu ton ghatt na,

keeti honi kise ne vi Eho jihi hadd na,

Chann tare Tethon Asin var diyan ge,

Ehna sohniye Asin Tainu pyar diyan ge.

Gal gal te jo evein rus jande

Gal- gal te jo evein rus jande ne,

hath ohna toh anjaane ch shuttt jande ne

koi usnudase k bahot nazuk hai pyaar da rishta

hasde-hasde v DIL tut jande ne ..!!!

Bulle shah turdy phirdyrahwan wich kdi wekh

‘BULLE SHAH’

Turdy phirdy’rahwan’ wich,

Kdi wekh meriyan’nigawan’ wich.

Tu wasna en mery siney wich,

Tri khushbu meriyan sahwan wich,

Kdi mere kol v beth zra,

Piplan di thndi chawan wich,

Tu sda hasda wasda rwen,

Teri khair mangan men

‘DUAWAN’ wich.

J 13 khayal 20 na aawey

J 13 khayal 20 na aawey

.

80 udas ho jandey han

.

100 20 nhi sakdy

.

chalo a 10 devo

tusi 20 sahnoun ina he yad kardey o?

.

ya roz 32 band kr k 100 jande o?…

Application to the headmaster in punjabi

Application to

the Headmaster

in Punjabi…!

Mastra,

Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda,

Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,

Tay madam v koi khas kam di nai,

Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal.

Sady nal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.

J esstran v nai ho skda ty,

‘kam waliyan’ e soniyan rakh lo,

Bari mehrbani.

Tuada faithfully,

‘Pappu Dukhi’

Jinu jaan jigar asi kehnde c o

Jinu Jaan Jigar Asi Kehnde C

O Hor Kise Nu Chaunde Rae

O Hasde Rahe Begaaneya Naal

Sanu Utle Mano Bulaunde Rae

Asi Kitia Duava Piyaar Dia

Te O Daag Ishq Nu Launde Rae

O Daag Mitaaya Nai Mitde

Asi Hanjua Naal Mitaaunde Rae

O Hi Raah Vich Saanu Dob Gae

Jinu Asi Kinaare Launde Rae..!!

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Prince”

Tuhi ta sikhaya c pyaar kiven paayida

tuhi ta sikhaya c pyaar kiven paayida,

Sajna nu kiven hai apna banaida,

Dil jide naal vataiye ohnu kade ni Ruvayida,

Hun eh v tu sikhaja pyaar pa ke kiven bhul jayida.

A punjabi woman talking to an english

A punjabi woman talking to an English doctor:

‘My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da. Bus weep da tey cheekhda. Nalay his nakk v leak da.

Kujh bughz di reet vich nai milda

Kujh Bughz di Reet vich nai milda

O har te Jeet vich nai milda

Makhlooq-e-Khuda naal pyar te kre

RABB sirf Maseet vich nai milda

“Haq Bahoo”

Kujh kaalian raatankujh jazzbaatan te taareyan toon

kujh kaalian raatan,kujh jazzbaatan te taareyan toon bina

lai k na meri koi saar jaanda

jiss din v main bhul jaanda ,mehfal layi taara aape hi sadha maar jaanda

ehna kudrati dostan diyan gallan sun- sun main saari raat guzaar jaanda

waris de dina ch mehfil saadi nai sazdi,uss din badal te bizli naal kar takraar jaanda

kade kade main farol k panne yaadan de , main ohda mukda v nihaar jaanda

kayi waar wadeya e hath duniya di saanj wal , fer beete jmaane te kar vichaar jaanda

sach dasse ta’Aamir’ ta oh mitti hai j raahan di,jehnu har koi pair maar khilaar jaanda

Hasda koi jado dil tod janda ae

Hasda Hasda Koi Jado Dil Tod Janda Ae

Os Same Bas Marna Yaad Aunda Ae

Beshaq Dil Cho Ohnu Kad Dinde Haan

Par Har Vaar Kyun Ohda Cheta Aunda Ae

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai.

Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich

Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich syaahi

Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich syaahi

Jad koi armaan dil vich machalda hi nahi

Pata nahi kyon saare shak karde ne mere te

Jad koi sukya phul meri kitaab vich milda hi nahi

Pyaar te bahut kardi si us nu

Par ki karaan o pathar-dil pighalda hi nahi

Je rab mile te us kol apna pyaar mangangi

Par sunya hai oh kise naal milda hi nahi!

Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde

Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde,
Har nakami nu haar nahi kehnde.
Rajni Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde,
Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde

Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal….

Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal….
Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey.
Je maut ton baad payar muk janada…..
Te sache ashiq taj mehal na bnaundey

Ek c cheeta te ek khotadono hi

Ek c Cheeta te ek c khota.Dono hi shehar wich rende c

Cheete ne mobiL lia te khoty ne v le lia

Hun cheete ne sms khoty nu kita.

Te khota sms parh ria way.

Hun khota cheeta banan waste kesi hor nu a msg snd kr k khush hovy ga.

Pr onu ki pta k cheeta,cheeta honda a tay khoota,khoota hi hunda a.

Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dekhawan!

Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dikhawan!
Kehen nu terey ne charche hazar
Yaar mere kehnde main tere piche khuwar
Minu e-mail likhdiyan kuriyan batheriyan
Per mainu renda tere sandesy da intzar
Ik tera pyar baki duniya bekar
Je tu waddiyan shikariyan de waasty teyar
Aaja tainu main hiry motiyan de haar puawan
Haar na mannan, Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dekhawan!

Avein gairaan naal mitha saatho bol ho

Avein gairaan naal mitha saatho bol ho gaya,

Avein gairaan naal mitha saatho bol ho gaya,

Saadi zindagi ch zehar avein ghol ho gaa,

Rahe unglaan de poteyaan chon lahu simda,

Saatho hireyaan bhulekhe kach fol ho gaya….

Na mathey di lakir dekhina h hattan

Na Mathey Di Lakir Dekhi,Na H

Na Mathey Di Lakir Dekhi,Na Hattan te Likhi Taqdeer Dekhi,

Hanjuan De Wich Dub Gaya Yaar Tera,Jad Teri Tasveer Dekhi,

Pher So Na Sakya, Jad Sutta ta Supne Ch Bani Tu Heer Vekhi,

Rajni Tu Haar ban K Sanu Chhad Challi,Hun Bikram Nu Bande fakeer Dekhi…!

Ni tu baddi hi be lehaz ki kariye

Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye,

Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,

Sanu pata hai tere pyaar ch paike kuch nahi milna

par dil fer vi na aave baaz ki kariye