Punjabi SMS Collection

Akel no soag mer dande ishq rog

akel no soag mer dande ishq no rog mar dande insane khod be khod nai marda bewafa lok mar dande.

koi suk jaanday koi muk jaanday

Ain ishq jinhan nu lag janda oh suk janday waang kaaniyan de koi suk jaanday koi muk jaanday khalkat de naal taaneyan de kayiaan

Paharamountains te pagdandiyasmall paths ne ampquot

PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE " "PAGDANDIYA TE DANDIYA NEIN" "DANDIYA TE JHANDIYA(flags) NE" "ASI PUTT AA SARDARA DE BUS SHAKLAA(faces) HII MUSHTUNDIYAN NE"

Naa samjh si koi wappar ishq di

Naa samjh si koi wappar ISHQ di,, bin soche samjhe kar baithey,,, pta ni si,, jitt wi hundi pyaar ch,, taan hi tan yaara,,

Asi marde rahe bhukki farde rahe

Asi marde rahe bhukki farde rahe , hath rakh ke jardaa malde rahe , ro ro ke fenciaan pee layeeaan , par burrrraaa na

Aisa jageya gyaan paleeta na ham

Aisa jageya gyaan paleeta. Na ham hindu na turak jaroori, Naam ishak di hai manjoori. Aashiq ne hari jeeta Aisa jageya gyaan paleeta Vekho

Assi karde ha pyar tainu dilo han

Assi Karde Ha Pyar Tainu Dilo Karde Han Satikar Tera Mar Ke Vi Na Bhuleya Jana Sadi Zindagi Vich Jo Kirdar Tera Assi Eho

Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda

Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi aana jhaliyeya

Kudiya wich koi sassi labda koi labda

Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer, Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!!

1 raat da jagan buhat ookha

1 Raat Da Jagan Buhat Ookha 1 Jagda Dukhi Beemar Raati, Ya Jagda Choor Tya Dhag Raati, Ya Jagda Pehray Daar Raati, Ya Jagda

Mere pyar de wich mashkook na thi

MERE PYAR DE WICH MASHKOOK NA THI NAHN AJ TAK GALAT NIGAH KITI TERI HAR MULAQAT MEI INJ KITI JIWEN MUSA NAL KHUDA KITI

salwar de……..

Badlo aina varso, ki pejh jaan kapde meri sarkar de, jina ne kade tinka v na chukya hove, ohna nu chukne pen paunche pataila

Asii ishq ashq nu karde si assi

asii ishq ashq nu karde si assi ishq barbare jaa baithe….loki yarr laban nu phide si asii labya yarr gava baithay.. …

Ghugat chuk o sajanaa hun sharmaan kaahnoo

Ghugat chuk o sajanaa hun sharmaan kaahnoo rakheeyaan zulf kundal ne ghera paayaa, bishiyar ho ke dang chalaayaa, vekh asaan val taras na aayaa,

Holywod in punjabi version jarrasic parkdainasour gujjar

Holywod in punjabi version: Jarrasic park:Dainasour gujjar da Mr bean:Gunga gujar Spider man:jale wala gujar Super man:urne wala gujjar Titanic:kashti gujjar di…

Tusse jyt gay asi haar sanu pata

TUSSE JYT GAY ASI HAAR GAY SANU PATA AY TUN CALL NAI KARNI CHAL MARJANEAY MISS CALL TY MAAR DY….

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli….. Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe

Yeh aik ubar ka tukra kahan barsey

Yeh aik ubar ka tukra kahan kahan barsey Tumam dashat hee piyasa dekhai diata hai Na itni tez chalay, sar phiri hawa sey kaho

Teacher jumon faqeer asaan je goth

Teacher: ” jumon faqeer asaan je goth jo chango murs aahe” translate into english… Student: ” Friday Beggar is Good Husband of our Village”…

Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di

Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di ishq ta kala hai dil lgaan di ishq da soda kade keeta nahi janda eh oh jaam

Vaikh bandya aasmana tai ud dai panchi

‘VAIKH BANDYA! AASMANA TAI UD DAI PANCHI, VAIKH TAI SAHI KI KRDAI NAI, NA O KARDAI RIZQ ZAKHERA, NA O BHUKHEY MARDAI NAI, KADI

Baba bullay shah says parh kitaaban

BABA BULLAY SHAH Says Parh Parh Kitaaban ELAM Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Liya ‘QAZI’ Hath Vich Phar k Talvaar Tu Naam Rakh Liya ‘GHAZI’

Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita

Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita, Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita, Ishz soch k kita ta ki kita, Dil de k

Just dont be unhappy my soul sweet

“Just don’t be unhappy my soul, sweet heart…. I shall have to leave this universe one day, sweet heart” english version nahi samjhay. ok,

Oie tano mari yad nahee andi

Oie tano mari yad nahee andi? nahee! chal khar hai koi gal nahee mano kara andi hai.

Baazi jitt ke hun asi han haar

Baazi Jitt Ke Hun Asi Han Haar Chale, Satt Apne Dil Te Ha Maar Chale, Nai Bhulne Sajna Oh Din Sanu, Jo Tere Sang

Jad sada hunda si kehnda phull sanu

Jad Sada Hunda Si Kehnda Si Phull Sanu, Hun Gairan Naal Laake Geya Ae Bhul Sanu, Tera Badlan Pichon Asi Vi Rang Watagae Aa,

Oo mere makhna meno yad rkhna hr

“OO mere makhna meno yad rkhna hr vely hsna Koe Problm howy ty dasna Kise hor nal na phsna bs mery nal vasna O

Hasna ohna di aadat c aasi

Hasna ohna di aadat c, Aasi galat andaza la bethy, Oh hasdy hasdy vasdy rahe ty aasi apna aap guwa bethy….

Bura akho naa iss botal nu

Bura akho naa iss botal nu ! Ehde vich surat deindi mere yaar di hai !! Tusi kehde tan ho mein chadd deven peena

Aakhiyan nu hanjuan d daat den wale

Aakhiyan Nu Hanjuan D Daat Den Wale, Zindagi Nu Dukha D Sogaat Den Wale. Socha Wich Har Pal Barbaad Krde, Kaash Mere Jinna Oh

Hoia ki j ajj de halaat sade

hoia ki j ajj de halaat sade val ni. pr dekhia hunda kise ne kde kal ni. bujhe aas de is deeve vich vekhi

Likhan waleya tu ho ke dyal likh

LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE MERE KARMAAN CHE YAAR DA PYAR LIKH DE

Tery dardan nal o pardesi kvein

Tery dardan nal o pardesi, Kvein hondi ay mulaqat na puch Band kamry di khamoshi vich Kvein kat-dy nay din rat na puch Her

Hello everybody how r u sadi khariyat

HELLO EVERYBODY HOW R U SADI KHARIYAT NA POOCHO PER TUSI APNI TAY DASO, PUL HI GAY HO SANO CHALO KOI GHAL NAHI KHUSH

Tu nayi aaya teri yaad aa

Tu Nayi Aaya , teri Yaad Aa ke , Tera Waada yaar Wafa Kar Gayi tenoo’n Milney Diyaa’n Taangaa’n Sada Aman Sakoon, Tabaah Kar

J rehna chhavan ne nai te dhuppan

J rehna chhavan ne nai, te rehna dhuppan v nai, J rehna sukhaan ne nai, te rehna dukhaan v nai, J rehna phullan ne

Tu karaundi rahi main karda riha

Teri, tight tight teri sohni sohni, patiala salwar ni kuch hor na samji ; -tainu dekh ke mera chhutt janda , hath vichon rumal

Aj maut ne v khedi mere nal

Aj Maut Ne V Khedi Mere Nal Akh Micholi Par Jaan Javegi Meri Hauli Hauli Tainu Pana Inj Lagda Jive Mai Siveya Di Agg

Jay rabb mildaanahateyan dhotiyan ta milda

jay rabb mildaa,nahateyan dhotiyan, ta milda dadooan machhian. jay rabb milda jangal bailay, ta milda gaaeean vachhiyan. jay rabb milda vich maseetin, ta milda

Je saadi nahin c tu ho sakna

Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna , Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c Je Inj hi Rulaana c Varne , Kahano Saanu Fer

Rukhan vangu sehna saadi aadat ae

Rukhan vangu sehna saadi aadat ae dhupan seh k chavaan kar jaange ki hoya je jinsagi ch ikdm ikalle haa mela lag javega jad

Hasna ohna di aadat c aasi

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe. …

Goley jitey yakey rah gy jowey hakey

Goley jitey yakey rah gy, jowey hakey bakey rah gy..koi wata v na aya kidhron, phal beri ty pakey rah gy..jinna ek ek thali

Soh rab di tenu pyar kita hor

Soh Rab Di Tenu Pyar Kita Hor Kise Nu Kade Bulaya Vi Nayi Tenu Apni Samaj Ke Dil Dita Hor Kise Te Dil Kade

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan

Bullay shah charde suraj dhalde waikhay

‘Bullay Shah’ Charde suraj dhalde waikhay, Bujjhe diway balde waikhay, Heeray da koi mull na taaray, Khotay sikkay chalde waikhay, Jinna’n da na jag

Likhna parhna chhad dey bandya nekiyan

Likhna Parhna chhad dey bandya, Nekiyan tey rakh aass.. Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass…!! . . . Sufiana kalaam of

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana teri mehfil

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana, teri mehfil sada abaad rahe, kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe! Jo assar hai akh

Kuch khushi ke pal leke aayi yeh

Kuch Khushi Ke Pal Leke Aayi Yeh Zindagi Phir Sapne Suhane Bunne Lagi Yeh Zindagi Maine Kiya Sawal Toh Jawab banke Aayi Yeh Zindagi

Asi dhokha kha gaye ohna to jo

Asi Dhokha Kha Gaye Ohna To Jo Dilaan De Vapari C Pyar Deyan Khedan Wich Kacche Oh Khadari C Oh Pair-Pair Utte War Karde

Mudaat ho gayi uhna tanhaiyan to guzre

Mudaat ho gayi uhna tanhaiyan to guzre , fer vi ehna akha vi khamoshi kyu hai eh mainu samajh nai ayi , tod ditta

Ek gham si jo na kade bhula

Ek Gham Si Jo Na Kade Bhula Sakeya Ek Dard Si Jo Na Kade Kise Nu Suna Sakeya Apne Aap Ch Mit Ke Reh

Soh rab di tenu pyar kita

Soh rab di tenu pyar kita hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi tenu apni samaj ke dil dita hor kise te dil kade

Asi mobile on rakhya te tere sms

Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita, Tere laryaan da etbaar kita, Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa, Tusi

Waris shah jad raat nu saary

‘Waris Shah’ Jad Raat Nu Saary Sondy Ne, Do Nain Nimany Rondy Ne Koi Mildi Rah Nai Niklan Nu Gham Char Chafery hondy Ne

Mere to puchde o mainu kii mileya

Mere to puchde O mainu kii mileya ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN dil de ke kharideya chankana main ohde husan de meena bazzar

Ainvain rus ke naan saathon mukh mod

Ainvain rus ke naan saathon mukh mod mitra, saada tairai to baigair kaida hor mitra, uthi hundi hai umid jithae jor mitra, tainun mairi

Koi daaliyan cho langeya hawa bann ke

Koi Daaliyan Cho Langeya Hawa Bann Ke Assi Reh Gaye BirkhWali Chhaa Bann Ke, Paiddaa Teriyaan Te Door Door Teer Mere Patte Digge Meriyaan

Sohniye tu sohni vaang sohni ta badi

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae, par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae, oh ta dariya wich dub marri

Kudiya wich koi sassi labda koi labda

Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer, Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!! …

Kinni jaldi e mulakaat gujar jandi ae

Kinni Jaldi E Mulakaat Gujar Jandi ae, Pyaas bujhdi nahi ke Barsaat gujar jaandi ae, Manish Apniyaan yaadaan nu keh de ki na aoun,

Menu mili judai ta main ki karan

Menu mili judai ta main ki karan Na menu mahobaat ras ayi ta main ki karan Na menu umeed hun jeun di, Je maut

Oh tan bhul gaye sab jhoothe vaade

Oh Tan Bhul Gaye Sab Jhoothe Vaade Karke Par Asi Pyar Nibhauna Nahi Bhulle Kise Ne Na Suniyan Rooh Sadi Diyan Aahan Par Asi

Majboori naal na sanu pyar kari ehsaan

Majboori naal na sanu pyar kari ehsaan naal na khushiyan sanu daan kari. dil kare ta sacha pyar kari jhuttiyan aafwawan naal na sanu

Menu labb lo ki hoya thak

‘Menu Labb lo’ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Asin o nahi jo tainu ghum che

..Asin O Nahi Jo Tainu Ghum che Chhod Daange.. ..Asin O Vi Nahi Jo Tere Ton Nata Tod Daange.. ..Rajni Asin Te Tere O

Waris shah aithay kaiiyan nou maan

“WARIS SHAH” Aithay kaiiyan nou maan wafawan da, Tay kaiiyan nou naaz adawaan da. Asi peelay patay drakhtaan day, Sanu rehnda khoaf hwawan da.

Oh puchhdi tu mennu enna pyar kyu

Oh puchhdi, Tu mennu enna pyar kyu karda e, mein aakhda bas ik zidd hai tere toon ‘harr’ jaan di. Oh puchhdi, Tu mennu

Yaad De Sahary

Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary! Umeed De Sahary, Tainu Duron Tak Tak Tere Kardan Nazary Mere Yaar Mainu Labhdy, Yaran Nu Lawan

A punjabi woman talking to an english

A punjabi woman talking to an English doctor: ‘My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da. Bus weep da

Bhule shah turdy phirdy rahwan wich

‘BHULE SHAH’ . Turdy phirdy rahwan wich kadi wekh meriyan nigawan wich, . Tu wasna ay mery siney wich Teri khushbu meriyan sahwan wich,

Nasha kardean lok tan kai vekhe asin

nasha kardean lok tan kai vekhe, asin kita par ik akh wala, sada yaar botal,ohdi rooh daroo, sanu ik da asra lakh vala, ki

Iss kadar gham seh gayi hai zindagi

Iss kadar Gham Seh Gayi Hai Zindagi, Dard Ban ke Reh Gayi Hai Zindagi, Kujh Na Suneya kaafiley De Shor Chon, Saara kissa keh

Kujh vaarde c jaan mere ton

Kujh Vaarde C Jaan Mere Ton, Kujh Aayi Musibat Sarak Gaye. Kujh Mere Ton Vichhad K Khush Hoye, Kujh Mera Mukh Vekhan Nu Taras

Parh parh ilm hazar kitaban kbi apne

Parh parh ilm hazar kitaban, kbi apne ap nu parhiya nh, jaa jaa warde mandir maseeti, kbi apne dil wich warya nh, aaen wen

muskrao

@ (‘,’) )) _/ _ muskrao warna mai ne ye wata mar kr Nas jana a Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Dand na

Tak li teri yari kdi misscall v

tak li teri yari kdi misscall v tu nai mari idhr udhr lamiyan callan mukk gy blance sadi wari 10 din light na awey

Ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda

Ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda bina bhijeya rooha da mail nahi hunda mail ho je ta eh juda nahi hunda ishq rab

Hasna ohna di aadat c aasi galat

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe

Main te raat haneri jad v turde

Main Te Raat Haneri Jad V Turde Dushman Surkh Savera, Mal Beh Janda C Raawa Goori Neend Ch Sab Khalkat Suti Te Main Gam

Na lafaz ne kujh kehan nu dil

na lafaz ne kujh kehan nu, na dil te koi jor hai, eh khamoshiyaaN kiwe sahaN, bada bhyanak ehna da shor hai, eh sab

Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, mehboob aave ya na aave par taare ginan da hisaab aa

Zindagi vichh fer milaange aapan kite

zindagi vichh fer milaange aapan kite vekh k na nazran jhuka lavin.. tenu vekhya lagda yaar kite.. bas keh jaffi pa lawin……

Avain ishq karna vay kadi nu tool

AVAIN ISHQ ISHQ KARNA VAY AVAIN ISHQ ISHQ KARNA VAY KADI ISHQ NU TOOL TAY SAI TERI HASS DI AAKH VE PEG JAY KADI

Aukha langda eh waqt vichhore da bin

Aukha langda eh waqt vichhore da, bin yaar guzara kaun kare, ik din howe taan lang jawe, sari umar guzara kaun kare.

Ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda

Ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda bina bhijeya rooha da mail nahi hunda mail ho je ta eh juda nahi hunda ishq rab

Sohne sohne nain naksh usde vekhan waale

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde vekhan waale bada pasand karde sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de sanu

Mare allo sare pane ta piao na

MARE ALLO SARE PANE TA PIAO NA SALMA HYA BADYE TA MIANO SALMA KYA LARE MALE IS KUCH TARE KAYKA CAPA YALL BABY TASE

Dukh ta bathere par dasne ni yaar

Dukh ta bathere par dasne ni yaar nu, Aape yaad aa ju kadde sohni sarkaar nu, Je uss kol samaa hai ni mere kol

Saahan de wich rachya no wey dila

Saahan de wich rachya no wey dila pulana sokha nai J ik ik pal ik sadi jeha ta umar langana sokha nai Suj giya

Panjabi ki bv sex k duran sa

Panjabi ki BV sex k duran Panjabi sa boli: Zrra niples toh chooso! panjabi thori der nipls choosne k bad rone laga, BV: kia

Tussi hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste tussi

Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste, tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste, ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo, Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.

Neuton to sardar meri dictionary main impossible

neuton to sardar meri dictionary main impossible ka word nahi hai sardar jee:oyye kanjera dictionary dekh ke leni se

Main maadi haan par eeni v nahi

main maadi haan par eeni v nahi , jinna duniya wale mainu banaunde ne hadhon wadd pee k galtian aap karde te dosh mere

Aaj wo hm sy jannat mein tkra

Aaj wo hm sy jannat mein tkra gye Aaj wo hm sy jannat mein tkra gye Or hamaray dil sy awaz nikli Fitay muun

Tenu yaad na kra tan bewafa aakhin

Tenu yaad na kra tan bewafa aakhin Tu bulave na aawan tan bewafa aakhin Menu maran layi kise talwar di lor nahi, Bas nazran

Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda

Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi aana jhaliyeya

Manah nahi karti sharab peene se punjab

Manah nahi karti sharab peene se punjab police. Kyunki har sipahi ki vardi pe likha pp…pp…pp …