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Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

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Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharaf has been given

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Considering his achievements of creating shortage of wheat gas power sugar water Musharaf has been given the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Wo Ghadi Kuch Khaas Thi

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Wo Ghadi Kuch Khaas Thi Jab Mout Khadi Mere Paas Thi Phir Bhi Maine Roki Hui Meri Saans Thi Kyonki Tumhari Ek Jhalak Ki

Humra-Khuwab

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Humra-Khuwab “Bhokaa“ “Nangaa“ “Punjab“ Har Qadam, “Khud Kushi Ki Janib“ Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai Cycle Per Moher Lagayien. “Ch.Azab-E-Elahi“

Waqat badalta hai zindagi k sath

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Waqat badalta hai zindagi k sath , Zindagi badalti hai Mohhabt k sath , Mohabbat nahi badalti apnok sath , Bus apne badal jatay

Aaj rutha hua ek dost yad aya,

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Aaj rutha hua ek dost yad aya, accha gujzra hua kuch waqt yad aya, jo mere dard ko sine me chupa leta tha, aaj

Ankho me rahne walo ko yad nahi karte

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Ankho me rahne walo ko yad nahi karte Dilme rahne walonki bat nahi karte Hamari to ruhme bas gay ho ap Tabhito milneki fariyad

Bad officials

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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Geenay Do Musharaf“

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Pahlay Aata mill Jata tha…. * * Ab Aatay k Leay Line banany party ha…. * * Aur Hr Line main 3‘4 Pathaan zarooor

Pahle Chitthi ke badle taar aata tha

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Pahle Chitthi ke badle taar aata tha ek bulawe par mera yaar aata tha Ab padke delete karte hai mere msg ko kabhi har

Kehte he har baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati

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Kehte he har baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati Apno ko bhi batai nahi jati Par dost tum mere dil ka AINA ho Aur

Koi gham pade toh hamein yaad karnaa….

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Koi gham pade toh hamein yaad karnaa…. zindagi bhar saath denge aetbaar karnaa…. yaad kaRna toh hamaari aadat hai… gar hichkiyaan aayein toh hamein

Mahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hoti

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Mahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hoti Ishq se zindgi khatam nahi hoti Sath agar ho zindgi main doston ka To zindgi jannat

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,

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Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen, Ab new quomi tarana Musharraf sir zameen shad baad, Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad, Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan, Arz-e-Musharafstan, Shad bad opposition

Those who are too smart

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

Some men change their party

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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles for the sake of their party.

Kuch Fasle sirf ankho se hote hai,

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Kuch Fasle sirf ankho se hote hai, Dil ke fasle to bato me hote hai Hum lakh koshish kare bhulane ki, Par kuch rishte

WIFE: kul 3 bar.

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MINISTER: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho? WIFE: kul 3 bar. MINSTR: kab-kab? WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,

Dwight Morrow

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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow

The word â€˜politicsâ€™

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The word â€˜politicsâ€™ is derived from the word â€˜polyâ€™, meaning â€˜manyâ€™, and the word â€˜ticsâ€™, meaning â€˜blood sucking parasitesâ€™.

Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili,

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Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili, Kyu Har Khushi Humse Khafa Mili, Jhuthi Muskan Liye Dard Chupate Rahe, Sacha Pyar Krne Ki Kya Khub

become lovers of wisdom.

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power… become lovers

Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti,

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Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main dekh ker qadam rakhna, Kion kay hamari dosti ki

Wafa ka naam na lo yaron,

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Wafa ka naam na lo yaron, Wafa dil ko dukahati hai. Wafa ka naam lete hi, hume ek bewafa ki yaad Aati hai

A promising young man

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A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

Devils went to Court to Prove

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Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily

Jab koi khial dil se takra-ta hai

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Jab koi khial dil se takra-ta hai Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh ho jata hai Koi sab kuch keh ker mohabbat jata-ta hai

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

Character Actor:Musharraf

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On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan! “The return of phoolan devi”, Directed by Condi Rice, Scripted in London & Produced by GHQ.

Asif zardari and coca cola

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Asif zardari ne Islmabad men Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k judge kub bahal hongay?

I donâ€™t make jokes.

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I donâ€™t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Kash Ye Dil Shishe ka bana hota

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Kash Ye Dil Shishe ka bana hota Chot Lagti to Beshak ye Fanah hota Par Sunte Jab Wo Aawaz iske Tutne ki Tab Unhe

Apni to zindgi hi ajeeb kahani he

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Apni to zindgi hi ajeeb kahani he jis chiz ko chaha vo begani he haste hain to sirf duniya k liye varna in aankhon

Aik tumharay roath janay se,

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Aik tumharay roath janay se, Kisi ko kuch nahe hota , Phool bhi mahaktay hain, Rang bhi damaktay hain, Soraj bhi nikalta hain, Taray

AKHRI BAR MILNE KI HASRAT HAI MAGAR

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AKHRI BAR MILNE KI HASRAT HAI MAGAR TUM SE KUCH IS KE SIWA AB NAHIN KEHNA MUJH KO, MUJH KO JATE HOE AWAZ NA

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,

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Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg

Pareshan nahi ho,

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Kid Pid Did Sid Fid Wid Lid Gid Hid Jid Sid Mid Pid Vid Lid Qid Pareshan nahi ho, ye chaudhry shujat press conference

but your friends will kill you.

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In politics, your enemies canâ€™t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

Dil mai intezar ki lakeer chor jaengay,

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Dil mai intezar ki lakeer chor jaengay, Ankhon mai yadon ki nami chor jaingey, Dhondte phiro gay hamain 1 din, Zindagi mai eik aisi

Do chaar lafz bol ker

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Do chaar lafz bol ker mein chup ho gaya Wo muskura ke boli bohot bolte ho tum

A promising young man

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A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

when doing their jobs right.

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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

chaudry azzab elahhi gujrat

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talash gumshuda naam . chaudry shujaat hussain bolney aur dekhne sa mazoor hi zahni tawazun darust nahi apna naam quaid .e.azam batata hi 18

Bad officials

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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

“ yeh altaf bhai kaun hai?“

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IBLESS Went To Court To Prove That He Is The Most Cruel & Wicked Guy On This Earth . . . But He Failed,

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,

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We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. -Will Rogers

The scarcer it becomes.

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

Mushraf ki niyat

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Mushraf ki niyat “Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Wasty bUSH uncle k. Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”

yeah SMS sirf apko khush krnay k leay bhaija ha.

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yeah SMS sirf apko khush krnay k leay bhaija ha. Es k miltay he mobile ke “LIGHT“ On ho ge. Aur aap khush hongay

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto “Dard-e-bhutto” “Dard-e-bhutto” Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal

Pakistani Courser:

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Pakistani Courser: MBBS:Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies CAT:Career In Alqaeda & Taliban IIT:Islamic Institute of Terrorism

Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,

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Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy, Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay, Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay, Shiddat

This offer is only valid 4 Karachi.

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Play the real ‘COUNTER STRIKE’: For the First time in Pakistan! Free for all.. Just load your weapons, get on the streets & connect

The one that”s out always looks the best.

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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one

phir kon bach jayega?

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agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR & SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or ship doob jaye to phir kon bach jayega? – – – –

GEAY MUGHARAF

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One Person went for Fishing, He catches a heavy fish, he was happy & he brought the fish at home. He asked his wife

Kabhi ye phool jaisy hai,

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Kabhi ye phool jaisy hai, Kabhi ye dhool jaisy hai, Kabhi ye chaand jaisy hai, Kabhi babool jaisy hai , Kabhi masroor karti hai,

Politics is the gentle art

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the

Politics, it seems to me,

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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

sheikh:no on grass five times.

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sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much? girl: 500 on bed 200 on sofa and 100 on grass. sheikh ok 500.. girl:wow on bed???? sheikh:no

In politics,

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In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

Apki chahat humari

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Apki chahat humari kahani he, Ye kahani is waqt ki maherbani he, Hamari maut ka to pata nahi, Par yeh zindgi sirf Apki diwani

A good leader is a person

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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share

Report the facts

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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts

Koi Hasna Bhool jata hai ..!

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Ek Tere Rooth Jane se..! kiisi ko kuch nahi hota..!! Phool bhi Mehakte hain ..!! Rang Bhi Damakte Hain ..!! Sooraj Bhi Nikalta hai

Teri Duniya Se Bahut Dur Chale Jayenge

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Teri Duniya Se Bahut Dur Chale Jayenge Teri Hansti Ankho Me Aansu Chhod Jayenge Aaj Aap Humse Tang Ho Aur 1 Din Tang Hone

Kisi ki yaad merey aas paas rehti hai,

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Kisi ki yaad merey aas paas rehti hai, Barey dinon sey tabiyat udaas Rehti hai. Bichar gaya hai magar,dil yeh manta hi nahi. Na

Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat

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M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

Kab Mene Kaha

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Kab Mene Kaha Sona Chandi Chahiey Bas Apke Dil Me Ek Chhota Sa Kona Chahiey Keh Ske Jise Hum Dil Se Apna Aisa Bhi

Sadar-e-Pakistan

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Sadar-e-Pakistan Perwaiz Musharaf Khudkush Hamlay main *HALLAK* . . . Honay Walon Ko 5 ‘ 5 Lakh Rupay dain ga. Har Qadam Khush-Hally ke

1 Anokhi Dua

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1 Anokhi Dua Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaanâ€¦ Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya Aapko

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,

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Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,

Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,

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Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum, Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai ham, Kaise kahain k kaisey hain ham, Bas itna

Kabhi zindgi ka sauda na kar saka

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Kabhi zindgi ka sauda na kar saka Uski yadoko dilse juda na kar saka Use bhulne ki aarzu thi Par kaise kare wo kaam

Kismat pur aitbar kisko hai,

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Kismat pur aitbar kisko hai, Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai, Kuch mazboorian hain mere dost, Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai

Benazir aae gi,

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Benazir aae gi, Kapre dilae gi, Bhookay ko khana khilae gi, Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi, . . . Phir gharib ki ankh

Akhir selection humara hota he

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Wo kehte he humari shayari churai hui hoti he Yun to net par sms ka khazana hota he Par zaalimo, kuch to kaddar karlo

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

Bus yehi chund khiyalaat liye

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bus yehi chund khiyalaat liye teri yadoon ki mehak sath liye akser hum door khuwaboo k jazeray main uter jatey hian kyun k hum

I offer my opponents a bargain:

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I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

Samjha Lo apny dil ko pyar na kery

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Samjha Lo apny dil ko pyar na kery Meri Filtrat hai Bewafai Izhar na kery Humse Pao gay Dhoka Tum Yaad Rekhna Pehly hee

Gunah karke saza se darte hain,

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Gunah karke saza se darte hain, zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain, dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi, hum toh doston ki wafa

Government is like a baby.

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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

sab k lye hogai mushkil khari

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Dil main mery hai dard-e-bhutto , Darde bhutto… Dil mey mery hai darde bhutto! Wo Hasina Wo nilam pari, Election may b thee woh

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