Koi Hasna Bhool jata hai ..!

Ek Tere Rooth Jane se..!
kiisi ko kuch nahi hota..!!
Phool bhi Mehakte hain ..!!
Rang Bhi
Damakte Hain ..!!
Sooraj Bhi
Nikalta hai ..!!
Taare Bhi Chamakte Hain..!!
Lekin..!!

Itna Zuroor Hota Hain..!!

Ek Tera Rooth jane Se..!!

Koi Hasna Bhool jata hai ..!

Kabhi ye phool jaisy hai,

Kabhi ye phool jaisy hai,
Kabhi ye dhool jaisy hai,
Kabhi ye chaand jaisy hai,
Kabhi babool jaisy hai ,
Kabhi masroor karti hai,
Kabhi majboor karti hai,
Kabhi ye roag dayti hai,
Kabhi ye rool dayti hai,
Kabhi lay paar jati hai,
Kabhio ye maar jati hai,
MUHABBAT jeet hoti hay ,
Magar……………..
Ye HAAR jati hai.

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
Ab new quomi tarana

Musharraf sir zameen shad baad,
Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
Arz-e-Musharafstan,
Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,
Qoum mulk saltant,
choudhry paindabad,
shad baad,
shukat aziz mulk say farar,
parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,
Khun main runga sara saal,
Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,
khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,
Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal

WIFE: kul 3 bar.

MINISTER: sach-sach batao,
tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho?
WIFE: kul 3 bar.
MINSTR: kab-kab?
WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to
Dr. k pas gai thi,
Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi.
MINSTR: Teesri bar?
WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha,
Aur apke pas 76 MLAs kum the..

Character Actor:Musharraf

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

chaudry azzab elahhi gujrat

talash gumshuda naam . chaudry shujaat hussain bolney aur dekhne sa mazoor hi zahni tawazun darust nahi apna naam quaid .e.azam batata hi 18 feb ki sham kala chashma pehney cycle ko punshure lagwaney nikla tha abhi tak wapus nahi aya jis ko miley is pata per rabta kera . chaudry azzab elahhi gujrat

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””

ha koi muqabla karne wala

This offer is only valid 4 Karachi.

Play the real ‘COUNTER STRIKE’:

For the First time in Pakistan! Free for all..
Just load your weapons, get on the streets & connect to the server
”MQM”

No police/rangers to attack or arrest u.
All cheat codes activated!!

This offer is only valid 4 Karachi.

GEAY MUGHARAF

One Person went for Fishing,
He catches a heavy fish,
he was happy & he brought the fish at home.

He asked his wife to please coock it.

The said with anoyying mode.

Honey: There is No GAS
NO ELECTRIC
NO Ata (Flour)
No Ghee (Oil)

The Person was really upset. He took the fish
& come to sea side & drop back the fish in water.

After some time fish again came to Surface of Water & Shout

GEAY MUGHARAF

1 Anokhi Dua

1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan…
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko…
or
Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke

sab k lye hogai mushkil khari

Dil main mery hai dard-e-bhutto , Darde bhutto…
Dil mey mery hai darde bhutto!
Wo Hasina Wo nilam pari, Election may b thee woh khari,
Pata ni kahan say goli chali…
sab k lye hogai mushkil khari
Dil main merey hai dard -e-bhutto, dard-e-bhutto