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per andar se awaaz aai

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..?
Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha
per andar se awaaz aai
“Please Try Letter(Later)..:p)

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