Usy logo ne itna tang kia k

Usy logo ne itna tang kia k usne apni bat kehne ka andaz hi badal dala.

wo ab kehti he

Kisne kaha tha k PEPSI 65rp ki krdo..:-P

Khuda ke liye is mulk pe ab

Khuda ke liye is mulk pe ab to reham kardo.

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Petrol, Bijli pe na sahi to

‘PEPSI’ pe hi 5 rupy kam kardo… 🙁

Romance is in the air chocolate hearts

Romance is in the air. Chocolate hearts, roses, and greeting cards are everywhere. If you really want to be romantic, ignore all of these commercial products this Valentine’s Day. Buying a card or some candy from the store only shows that you’re doing what’s expected. Going the extra mile to be creative shows that you really care. If you want to really be romantic take the time to find out what is special and meaningful to her. That gesture will be worth more than the biggest chocolate heart.

Agar ab mujhe kisi ne pepsi pe

Agar Ab Mujhe Kisi Ne Pepsi Pe Sms Kiya To…

Allah Kare Us K Mulk Ka Sadar Mar Jaey!

Aameen.

So Send Me Sms Fast ON PEPSI… 😉

If a1 b2 c3 then watch

if

A=1

B=2

C=3…………….

then watch below……

P+E+P+S+I

16+5+16+19+9=65

ab pta chla k |PEPSI 65 ki kaise hui

1 larki park me bethi c0ldrink pi

1 Larki park me bethi c0ldrink pi rahi thi..

Achanak usky samne 1 larka ruka 0r usne larki se time po0cha..

Larki ne kaha 1 shart pe bta0ngi,

Pehly tum ye bta0 k..

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Chand 29 ka h0ga ya 30 ka..?? 😉

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(Har msg pepsi wala nahi h0ta) =P

Plastic rs20 manufacturing rs3 packaging rs10

Plastic Rs.20

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Manufacturing Rs.3

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Packaging Rs.10

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Paani Rs.25

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Transport Rs.2

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Shopkeeper margin Rs.5

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Ye lo Hisaab Kameeno…

Es waja se Rs.65 ki bech rahe hain Pepsi…!

M.D PEPSI Press Conference karte Karte Ro pare 🙁

13 x 1 2 26

13 x 1 = 13

13 x 2 = 26

13 x 3 = 39

13 x 4 = 52

13 x 5 = Pepsi

Roshni ziada hy light kam kar do

Roshni ziada hy light kam kar do,

Sar mein dard hy pani dum kar do,

Dia jab rishta PEPSI walon ne mujhy,

Tub me ne hi kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kar do..

(‘_’)/ Oye bata dy

/ ) ( us chapal ki

_/ /_ Munh wale ko.

Shiekh rashid post this question on his

Shiekh Rashid Post this Question On his wall

kis ne kaha the pepsi 65 ki kerdo?

nOw see the comments of different politicians 😛

Zardari : jis ne bhi kaha yeh jamhuriyat pe hamla hai :p



Shiekh rashid : O chal O tujhse pucha kis ne hai?

Musharraf : yeh bara serious masla hai main fouj bhaijun ga :p

Gilani : Its not into my knowledge

Namaz shareef : Hum se mashawarat nahi ki humain nahi maloom

Rehman malik : iski zimedari talibaan ne kabool ker li :p

Do the following 1 go to

Do the following !!!

1) go to google translate

2) type in ‘Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?’

3) translate English to Arabic

4) Copy the Arabic version

5) choose translation from Arabic to English

6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!!

Shocking! 😀

Braiking news lo bhai pata chal

BRAIKING NEW’S Lo bhai, pata chal gaya k aj M.Q.M soug q mana rhi hai!

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Kisi Ne Altaf Bhai ko pepsi 70 ki dedi.:-D

pepsi ghazal pila nhn

( Pepsi Ghazal )

Pila nhn saktey toh bnana band kar do

Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kar do ?

Rotiyan le aao thandi Per salan toh garam kar do

Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kar do ?

Ab toh Zardari ko is duniya se ruksat kar do

Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kar do?

dimagh kharab karna ho toh yeh sawal aik dum kar do

Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kr do?

Puri Ghazal he likh dali ab to ye qissa khatam kar do

Bs itna toh bata do kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kr do.

Me rat ko ghar aa rha tha

me rat ko ghar aa rha tha

achank karachi k halat kharab ho gaye

goliyo ki awazey aane lgi me dar ke ek darakht k peche ja chupa

waha bilkul andhera tha

phr ek highroof darakht k pas aa ruki or ek bori phek k chali gayi

me darte darte waha se bhagne laga phr achank

bori me se awaz I mri madad kro

mene drte drte bori kholi to andar ek hath pao bandha admi tha wo bola mre kareeb aao me kareeb gaya or wo bola

MENEY KAHA THA PEPSI 65 KI KARDO:

Eid ki khushiu se mulk me pyar

Eid ki khushiu se mulk me pyar bhar 2,,,,

Bhool Jao Nafratain, Jhagray khtm kr 2,,,

Ae dosto mjhe tum bs itna btao k kis ny kaha tha pepsi 65 ke kar do.

Roshni zayada hay lite kam ker doo

Roshni zayada hay lite kam ker doo,

sar main dard hay pani dam ker doo,

dia jab PEPSI walon nay bahan ka rishta mujhy,

tab main nay kaha k PEPSI ko 65/= ki ker do,

If a1 b2 c3 z26 then c

If A=1

B=2

C=3

Z=26

Then c the discovery

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P+e+p+s+i=65

16+5+16+19+9=65

Kya smjhay !

Kis ne kaha tha . . .

Judge mujrim ko phansi ki saza

Judge (Mujrim Ko Phansi

Ki Saza Sunaty Huey):

Koi Aakhri Khwaish ?

Mujrim : Jee



Judge : Bolo

Mujrim:

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Agar Pepesi Wali Baat

Pata Chal Jati Tou =P 😉

Tmhary liye kch b ker jayen

Tmhary Liye Kch B

Ker Jaye’n Ge

Naraz Ho Ge Tou

Jaan Se Guzar Jaye’n Ge



Jtna Aish Krna Hy Kr

Lo Mere Dost

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Eid k Baad PEPESI Pe

5.Rs Barh Jaye’n Ge … =P 😉

Dear main ne tm se 1 baat

Dear main ne tm se 1 baat pochni thi persnl baat hai bht dair se puchna chahti the lekn mere andar itni himat nahi horahi thi..

Agar munasib sumgho tu jawab zaror dena or agr na de saken tu b meri trf se koi narazgi nahi hai.

Mere dil me apk liye bht izzat hai or is k baad b hogi..

Mujhe ghalat b mt smjhega..

Agr munasib smjhen to plz ye btaden k..

Kis Ny Kaha tha PEPSI 65 Ki Krdo ??? 😀

Jisko hum ne chaha wo kisi aur

JISKO HUM NE CHAHA WO KISI AUR KI HO GAI

WAH

JISKO HUM NE CHAHA WO KISI AUR KI HO GAI

LO DASSO YARO PEPSI PHENTH[65] DI HO GAI

Pepsi ky add may shadi ki raat

pepsi ky add may shadi ki raat ko bhag nay wali larki din may pepsi lainay waalo ki line may lagi hoti hai,,,…..

QUESTUION YEH HAI K

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LARKI NAY RAAT KAHAN GUZARI??????????????/

OR KARO PEPSI 65 KI???????????????

If a1 b2 c3 z26

If

A=1

B=2

C=3

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Z=26

Then look at the discovery

P+e+p+s+i=65

16+5+16+19+9=65

ab shabash to de d0 itni bri disc0very pe:-D:-D

Apny wajood sy mehfil mein roshni paida

Apny wajood sy mehfil mein roshni paida kardo

Hai jo dosti ka dhaaga os ko tum pakka kardo

Itna asaan nahi hai es cheez ka pata lagana

Ae Dost,

K kis ny kaha tha k pepsi 65 rupay ki kardo= DDD

Chief justice of pakistan se apeal hy

Chief Justice Of Pakistan Se Apeal Hy

K Wo Az Khud Notice Lety Hoe Govt. Of Pakistan

Se Aik Comeity Bunwaeen.

0r Ho Sake To I.S.I.

Ya Pak Foj Ki Madad Se Ye Maloom Karen

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Kis Ne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupe Kam Kardo?:

Apne wajood se mehfil me roshni paida

Apne wajood se mehfil me roshni paida kardo

Hai jo dosti ka dhaaga usko tum pakka kardo

Itna asaan nahi hai is cheez ka pata lagana

ae dost

K kisne kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kardo :-D:-P

breaking news rangers or police

‘ ‘ BREAKING

NEWS ‘ ‘

Rangers or police n karachi k tamam ilako me targetted operation shuru krdia or ghr ghr ja k puchana shuro krdia

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Batao kisne kha he PePSI 65 ki krdo.

Batao

(‘-‘) /sAab

/| |/ (‘_’)Mene

_| _ Nh kha me tu khud 75 ki laya ho.

1 bacha black colour ka susu kerna

1 Bacha black colour ka susu kerna laga!

Doctor! Pareshan

Nurse! Hairan

Bacha zor zor say hansnay laga aour Bola:

Aour kro Pepsi 65 ki 🙂

Lo ji jis baat ka dar tha

Lo Ji Jis Baat Ka Dar Tha Woh Ho Kar He Rahi

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Kis Nay Kaha Tha Kay Pepsi 65 Ki Kar Do,,,:-)

A man went 2 a pet shop

A man went 2 a pet shop.

He saw a parrot n said

If u giv correct answr of my question, I ll buy u.

Man: Whts color of my shirt ?

Parrot: Blue

Man: Gud i ll buy u.

Parrot: Sir if u giv correct answr of my question then im free 4 u

Man:Gud, whts the Q?

Parrot:Kisny kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rs kam kar do?

Duniya ki kaamyab qomein hamesha waqiyat puri

Duniya ki kaamyab qomein hamesha waqiyat ki puri investigation krti hain aur haqeeqat ko sab k samney lati hain. Kisi b taraqqi yafta mulk mein agr koi accident, dehshat gardi, coruption, disaster ho jaye to us ki mukammal chaan been k liey edaray mojoud hotey hain. Lekin afsos k hamarey watan mein jahan na-insafi, secutrity problems or coruption ne deray daley hain waheen agencies b khargosh ki neend so rahi hain. Is waqia ko pura saal guzrney wala ha, lekin us ki files abi tak band parri hain. Akhir kyun abi tuk pata ni chal saka k pichly saal Ramzan mein

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Kis ne kaha tha PEPSI pe 5 rupay kam karo?

Koi kuch bhi kahy sub ki naak

Koi kuch bhi kahy Sub ki naak me dum kr du ga..

Lo phir,

main is Ramzan mi PePsi par 5 rupay or kum kr duN ga..

4m M.D Pepsi

Yaar yeh bataye ga koi

Yaar yeh bataye ga koi

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Pepsi kitnay ki chal rahee hay_:-/?

Saari duniya ki muskaan tere paas hai

Saari duniya ki muskaan tere paas hai

Ye zameen aur aasmaan tere paas hæ,

Gham na karna k tujhe yaad nahi karte.

Ae dost meri to her dua tere sath hai..!

Pakistan main govt ki be hisi aik

Pakistan Main Govt Ki

Be Hisi Ki Aik Aur Misaal

Aik Mazloom Ghreelu Larki

Roozana Subah Shaam

Sawal Karti Ai

Aur Koi Bhi Uska Jawab Nahien Deta

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Kis Nai Kaha Tha K

Pepsi Per 5 Rupee Kam Ker Do??

Ghuroor ka sar neecha 1 dafa

GHUROOR KA SAR NEECHA

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1 Dafa ka Zikar hai 1 Bary Zalim Bdshah ne Elaan Kraya k me Dunya k Sub Raaz Janta hun or Sb se Ziada Aqalmand hun. Jo koi Khud ko Mjh Se Ziada Zahin Samajhta hai me Uska Sar Qalam Kradunga.

Ye Takabur Dekh kar Wazir ki 10 Sal ki Beti ko Buhat Ghussa Aya Us ne Kaha Agar Tm Sb Kuch Jantay ho to Zara ye Btao.

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Kis ne Kaha Tha k PEPSI 65 ki Kardo.

Light bhe band kardo window pardey

Light bhe band kardo

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Window bhe band kardo

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Pardey bhe band kardo

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Soney se pehle sirf itna batado

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Kis ne kaha tha

PEPSI 65 ki kardo.

Aaj gum sum hai jo barbaad jazeeron

Aaj Gum Sum Hai Jo Barbaad Jazeeron Jaisi,

Us Ki Aankhon Mein Chamak Thi Kabhi Heeron Jaisi

Kitne Maghroor Pahaaron Ke Badan Chaak Huey,

Taiz Kirnon Ki Jo Baarish Hui Teeron Jaisi

Jis Ki Yaadon Se Khayaalon Ke Khazaanay Dekhay,

Uski Soorat Bhi Lagi Aaj Faqeeron Jaisi

Chahatain Lub Pe Machalti Hui Larki Ki Tarah,

Hasratain Aankh Mein Zindaan Ke Aseeron Jaisi

Hum Anaa Mast, Tahi Dast Bohat Hain raj

Ye Alag Baat Ke Aadat Hai Ameeron Jaisi……..!

Pepsi ki add may shadi raat ko

Pepsi ki add may shadi ki raat ko bhag nay waali larki din may pepsi lainay waalo ki line may lagi hoti hai.

QUESTION YEH HAI K,

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larki nay raat kahan guzari?????’

or karo pepsi 65 ki.,….,…!

Main yeh message advance main forward kar

Main yeh message advance main forward kar rha hun.

2010: ‘Kiss ne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 Rupay kam kar do?’

2011: ‘Kiss ne kaha tha k Pepsi 65 ki kar do?’

2012: ‘Kiss ne kaha tha k Pepsi 85 ki kar do?’

2013: ‘Kiss ne kaha tha k Pepsi 115 ki kar do?’

2014: ‘Kiss ne kaha tha k Pepsi 165 ki kar do?’

2015: ‘Kiss ne kaha tha k Pepsi ki qeemat aam aadmi ki pohanch se door kar do?’

So plz, Aap mujhe pepsi wale msg 2015 k baad he bhejna!

Thank You! 😀

NOTE: In tamam ads main woh CHAPPAL k moonh wali larki he hai! 😉

Breaking news geo lagao abhi

Breaking news

Geo news lagao

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Abhi abhi khabar aye he ke (malir) (kakuana)

(mukuana)

(Dhudiwala)

(Abudallpor)

Ke kuch log pepsi company par aehtejaj kar rahe he aur cheekh cheekh kar poch rahe he ke

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ramzan me pepsi par ( 5 ) rupe kam karoge ya hum

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(Rooh Afzah) le len..;-

Pta nhi kis ne kaha k pepsi

Pta nhi kis ne kaha k pepsi 65 ki kardo

mai h0ta to kehta pepsi ko choro loadsheding 5 ghantay kam kerdo.

l(‘,’)

l )(l / l

mai to wese bhi SPRITE pita hun. .

Seedhì Baat

No Bakwas:p;-)

Romentic story ajab pagal c lrki

Romentic Story

Ajab pagal c lrki the,

mujy her khat me likhti the,

mujy tm yad krty ho,?

Mujy takti he rehti the,

koch kehna tha shahid us ko,

jany kis se darti the,

ek roz chand taly us ne,

mujy bahon me ly kr wo,

ankhon me daly ankhen wo,

bhot masum lehjy se,

me bola jan ab bus b kro,

jo kehna hai wo keh dalo,

wo sharma bhag gai ,

phir palti or ye keh dala,

Kis Neh Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 Ki Kar Do??

Sab ko apni pari hoi hai zardari

Sab ko apni apni pari hoi hai.

Zardari ko apne account ki.

Nawaz sharif ko apni kursi ki.

Imran khan ko siyasat ki.

Musharaf ko pakistan wapisi ki.

Altaf hussin ko Qurbani ki khaal ki.

Amrica ko taliban ki.

Wikiliks ko har aik inkashaaf ki.

Geo walo ko Geo Super ki.

Per Aaj tak kisi ne ye poocha Aawam se k Aaj is baat ko poora Aik Saal hone ko hai per Aaj tak is baat ka nahi pata laga k kiss ne

kaha

Tha

K

Pepsi

Pe

5 Rs

Kam

Kar do 😛

Usne kaha alam e madhoshi me jan aj

Usne kaha alam-e-madhoshi me,

Jan aj kuch sitam krdo,

Mjhe kro itna pyar k sb kuch khatm krdo,

Lipat jao mjh se mjhe bhsam krdo,

Mene kaha ajao mri jan aur dorian khatam krdo,

Phr usne kaha ruko…… pehle ye btao ?

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Kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rupy km krdo.:-D

Somewhere in india fatherbeta tumhara paper

Somewhere in india.

Father:’Beta tumhara paper kaisa hua?’

Son:’Pita g!

wasay to bohat acha hua hai. Lekin aik sawal bohat mushkil tha aur mjh say nai hua!’

Father:’konsa beta?’

Son:’kis nay kaha tha…

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k gandhi g hamaray bapuu hain.

MORAL:

India may pepsi pay 5 rupay kam krnay ka koi shughal nai!!! 😉 :p

help i SMS# 352394

(‘,)/’ /’

/)) ))) Help

./I. ,/(.’.), Me

Latka Diya Na ULta

Is Ka Qasoor Pata hy Kia Tha?

Ye keh raha tha world cup ma mujhe b 7 le chalo..

breaking aj raat govr house

* BREAKING *

Aj raat govr house MQM PPP ANP k darmiyan ak eham ijlas ha jis ma ghor kya jai ga k

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Kis ne kaha tha

PEPSI 65 ki kar do

(=% 4:31 AM %=)

Woh na mila to uski yaadon k

WOH na mila to USKI yaadon k saharay jee lenge,

MANNAN

Warna USKI shaadi me Jaa K

*PEPSI*

Hi Pee lengy. KYUN K

Duniyaa ha dil walon ki;-)

Lamha e fikria uno ki report k mutabiq

lamha-e-fikria

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UNO ki report k mutabiq majoda pakistani corrupt leaders kabi b pakistan me aman qaim ni kar ske gy

na hi loadshedding khatam kr sake gy

na hi gas ki shortage pe control kr sake gy

Next election me imran khan ki govrnment aye ge aur wo tmam buhrano pe qabo to pa le gy lekin ayk bat ka wo kabi pata ni laga ske ge wo ye k

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kis bagerat ne kaha tha k pepsi 65 rupee ki karo

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(‘_’)/

) ( oye lab lo us

_/ _bagerat nu

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo…

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo…

Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kardo

The chappal k moo wali returns..!

Apne ghar mein doston se

Apne Ghar Mein ,

Dosto’n Se , Yaaro’n Se

Gali Mohalle k Logo’n Se

Pooch k Batao

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Kisi k Paas

35 Paise Hyn

PEPSI Se Niklo

Jazz Ki Bajao

Kyun k Jazz Apna Hy … =P xD

Kash zardari k baap ki shadi pe

Kash zardari k baap ki shadi pe pepesi 65 ki hojati….

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.jis ko samjh aya wo fwd karyn,

baki pepsi ka ad ghor se dykhain;

6 6 SMS# 338269

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Kis ne kaha tha k

Kis ne kaha tha k…

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ppp ko vote do…?:-p

O bhai yahan Mulk tabah ho rha hai Or tujhe pepsi ki lagi pari hai?

Ab pata chala k pepsi 65 ki

ab pata chala k pepsi 65 ki kion hui hai ????? . . . . . . .

kion k . . . . .

pakistan bhi to 65 ka ho gya ha na .

Hazraaaaaaaaaaat pepsi fair 70 di

Hazraaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pepsi fair 70 di hogai aye!:-D

Its a plead sar ko jhukaon

Its A Plead

Sar Ko Jhukao’n Zameen Pe

Aur Aankhei’n Mein Apni

Namm Karo’n



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Mere Baap Ki Tauba Jo

Agle Saal Pepsi Pe 5.Rs

Kamm Karo’n …

From

Mr. Ikram Sadiq

M.D Of Pepsi Pakistan … =( =P

Ajab pagal c lrki the mujy her

Ajab Pagal C Lrki The,

Mujy Her Khat Me Likhti The,

Mujy Tm Yad Krty Ho,?

Mujy Takti He Rehti The,

Koch Kehna Tha Shahid Us Ko,

Jany Kis Se Darti The,

Ek Roz Chand Taly Us Ne,

Mujy Bahon Me Ly Kr Wo,

Ankhon Me Daly Ankhen Wo,

Bhot Masum Lehjy Se,

Me Bola Jan Ab Bus B Kro,

Jo Kehna Hai Wo Keh Dalo,

Wo Sharma Bhag Gai ,

Phir Palti Or Ye Keh Dala,

“Kis Ne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Par 5 Rupe Kam Kr 2?”;-)

Pepsi ghazal machar jo hon zada

(Pepsi Ghazal)

Machar jo hon zada to drwazy khirkyan band kr do,

kis ny kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kr do,?

Rotyan ley aao thandi pr salan to gram kr do,

kis ny kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kr do,?

Dua jb b mango to aankhon ko apni num kr do

kis ny kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kr do,?

Iftari ho kisi ki traf to khud ko tum besharam kr do

kis ny kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kr do,?

Dimagh khrab krna ho kisi ka to ye swal aik dam kr do,

kis ny kaha tha k pepsi 65 ki kr do.

Dard me tanhai 7 le chalo

Dard me tanhai 7 le chalo

Dukh me parchai 7 le chalo

Uski behan ka number too do

faraz

Jo kehta tha k world cup k liye mujhe bhi sath le chalo;).

(-,-)/

//Aby dy na yar kise ko nahi bto ga

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In nafrato ko khatam kerdo wehshato

In nafrato ko khatam kerdo,,

In wehshato ko khatam kerdo,,

Urooj-O-Zawal is qom ki qismat hai,,

Apni qismato k andhero ko khatam kerdo,,

Yeh Rang-O-Nasal,,

Yeh qom parasti kuch b nhi,

Auro k is fehm ko khatm krdo,

Phr RAMZAN any ko hai ab to bta do,

Ji

Kisne kaha tha pepsi py 5rpy km krdo. 😀

Hazar bar dimaagh k goray daurane

Hazar Bar Dimaagh

k Goray Daurane k Baad

Bhi Main Is Nateeje Pe

Nahi Pohanch Saka

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PEPSI k Ad Mein

CHAPAL k Muun Wali

Larke Ki ‘BACHI’ Hy

Ya ‘AMMI’ … =P

Murga murgi se i love u jaan

Murga Murgi se:

I love u jaan,

Main tumhara liye kuch be kar sakta hoon..

Murgi:

Haye sachi

Murga:

Haan

Murgi:

Chalo pir tumary pas 2 options han darling

ya to anda do

ya to ye bata do

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Kis ny kaha tha pepsi 65 ke kar do..;

Mein bata doon ga k kis ny

Mein bata doon ga k kis ny kaha tha k Pepsi Pay 5 Rupay kam karo ‘FARAZ’

Pehlay ye batao k ‘KFC’ wala baba ‘GOLD LEAF’ walay Babay ka kya lagta Hy…?

Bacha peda hoty hi black color ka

Bacha peda hoty hi Black Color ka su su krne lga,

Dr. heran Nurses pareshan

Itne me bcha zor se hansa r kaha

kisne kaha tha k Pepsi 65 ki krdo?

Altaf bhai in a revolutionary speech

ALTAF BHAI

IN A

REVOLUTIONARY

SPEECH:

Jaaageeerdaaar

Waderaaaa

Sarmaaayaadaarr

mujhee bataaayaaaa jaaayye

kisnayy kahaaa thaaaaa pepsi pe 5 rs kumm kerdo0o0?

Kia faida icom bcom dcom bse

Kia faida

i.com

b.com

d.com

bse

m.com

mba

llb

kachiii

pakkiii

matric

karnay ka jub yahi pata na chal saky

kay

kis nay kaha tha pepsi pe 5rs kam krdo!

Le beta market me naya chichor pan

Le beta market me naya chichor pan aya ha

le sun,



Jitna b chaho sitam krdo

salan me chahe namak kam krdo,

Larkion se setting bhi khtam krdo,

amma se pit pit k udham krdo,

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Pr ye kis ne kaha tha k,

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Waln ki gand me mai ugli krdo,

Mirza.

oye tu kiya samjha pepsi wala msg hy?

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Beta ye hy naya Smjha.

Dekho aaisha agr reh nhi pati to

DEKHO AAISHA AGR REH NHI PATI TO LARTI KYON HO?? AUR SAKINA WOH MERA SAYA HAY WOH MERE BURAY WAQTON KI SATHI HA AUR RAHAY GI AUR MAIN US KO IS KI WAFADARI KA KIA SILA DENE JA RHA HON? SOCHA HAY AUR TUM US KA ZIKR TAK SUNNA GAWARA NHI KARTIN..AUR JAHAN TAK JADO KI JHAPPI KA TALUK HA US PER SIRF TUMHARE SHOHAR KA HAQ HA TUMNE US DIN THEEK KIA JO MANA KAR DIA BAD MAIN MAINE SOCHA TUMHAIN AISA HI KARNA CHAHYE THA.AUR APNE AAP KO KHOSH RAKHO PIYAR MAIN KARTA HON TUMSE LEKIN DEKHO MERI MAJBORYAN HAIN ZIMMEDARYAN HAIN UN SUB KO BHI TO DEKHNA HA MUJHE.HAN JUB FAMILY SHIFT HO JAYGI TOO MAIN KER LONGA YE MAINE KAHA HA US PER QAIM HON.AUR MAIN YE BHI KEHTA HON K TUMHAIN AZADI HA. CHALO AB LARAI KHATAM THEEK HAY TUMBHI APNE AAP KO BADLO GI SMILE

Agr nhe h qeema to samoso me

Agr nhe h Qeema to Samoso me aalo bhrdo,,

‘mgr ye btao k’

‘Kisne kha tha k PEPSI 65 ki krdo …….!!—:))

Had hogyi yaar kal me namaz

Had Hogyi Yaar,

Kal Me Namaz

Parh K Nikla To

1 Faqeer Mujhse Bola:

Beta Bohat Piyas Lagi Hy

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60 Mere Pas Hain Agar 5 Tum Dedo To….!:-

Shaxpair said if dere is a single

Shaxpair said:

‘if dere is a single dollor in ur pockt den

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convrt it into Pakistani currency n

buy a pepsi of Rs.65:-D

te 20 rupy de pakory v lai lena.:-P

Baap ney betey ko cigrate peetey daikha

Baap ney betey ko cigrate peetey daikha to uski pocket money band kardi,

1 din betey ko paisey daikey cold drink leney bheja.

us raat baap ney phr betey ko cigrate peetey hue dikha.

baap bada hairan hua k betey k pas paisey kahan sey aey.

beta bola

?Kis Nay Kaha Tha Pepsi Pay 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do.?

Some facts think about it ek

SOME FACTS:

THINK ABOUT IT!!

Ek insan ki zindagi(life) kya hy suba uthta hy naha dho kr nashta kr k phr apna rizk ki talash krne nikal jata hy aur phr sara din khuwar ho kr thak jata hy even ye sochta hy k wo sahi salamat ghr pohanche ga ya ni phr jb thak har kr sham me apne ghr pohanchta hy to sochta hy ab kuch aram kr lega mode acha krne k liye T.v on krta hy to wo

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Wiper k mou wali pochti hy

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kis ne kaha tha pepsi par 5 rupe km krdo;-)

Mamu faraz kehte hain

Mamu faraz kehte hain : –

Bukhar hua mujhai baba mujh par dum kardo

Wah

Wah

Bukhar hua mujhe baba mujh par dum kardo

KIs nai kaha tha pepsi par 5 Rs kam kardo

For pepsi shahrukh coke aamir mirinda

For pepsi ‘shahrukh’

For coke ‘aamir’

For mirinda ‘vivek’

For fanta ‘rani’

& For Thums Up ‘Akshay’

Don’t worry

For Bante wala soda ‘You’

Cheers !!!

Lo ji abhi ghor kia hy to

Lo ji abhi ghor kia hy to pata chala

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PEPSI or PAKISTAN dono 65 k hogaye..:) :