Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy

Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu pathn pilot ko marny lga or bola mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho…

Pathan vs sardar 2 sardar bakre

Pathan Vs Sardar

Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ?

Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata.

Pathan: To phir anda bana don… ;->…

Lala oye bakray ki raan kidhar gai

LaLa: Oye Bakray ki Raan kidhar gai?

Qasai: Bakra Langra tha

Lala: Or Dil?

Qasai: Wo Bakri legai

Lala:O YARA Dimagh to hoga?

Qasai:Sorry Lala Bakra PATHAN tha…..

Pathan ki shairi jeena hamaara dushwaar

Pathan ki shairi….

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Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya hai!

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Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya hai!

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Cigrette se bhi mehenga naswaar hogaya hai 😀 :P…

1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko

1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko english me likha

_*I LOVE U*_

Or phir niche ye b likh diya

Dear :me ne english me is liye likha hai

Tmhari MAA na parh sake k

"mjhe tm se muhabbt hai"…

A pathan said to his frnd quotmujhy

A pathan said to his frnd:

"mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai"….

Bhikari allah k nam pr kch de

Bhikari:

ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:

kia tmhary pas 50 hai?

Bhikari:

khushi se g hain

Pathan:

to kocha pehlay wo kharch kro…

Pathan allah ka lakh shukar hai k

Pathan: Allah ka lakh lakh shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko aazad nahi hua.

Dost (Heran hote hoe): Q?

Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kesay manatay.. …

Physics teacher now as you all know

PHYSICS TEACHER: Now As You All Know The Law Of Gravity Explains Why V Stay On Earth … !

Pathan: But Sir!

Where Did People Stay Before The Law Was Passed? ;->…

Wht will a drink calld if it

Wht will a ?DRINK? calld if it is made by Pthan,

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Let Me tell u

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?Khocha kola?

Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal

Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal kar betha tha

Stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mange

Pathan:oye tere ko pta nahe k me kun he?

Aadmi dar gaya aur khada raha

Next stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mangi

Pathan ne phr bharm karwaya

Us ne pathan ko pakd lia aur kaha bta to kun he?

Pathan:muhammad gul khan zai….

1 pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

1 PATHAN Rozana Apne ParoSi Ki Bell baja Kr Bhag jata tha Ek Din Parosi Ne pakr kr Pocha Ye Kya Harkat hy?

Pathan: Ye Hum Miss call Marta hy aj receive ho gai…..

1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko

1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko english me likha

_*I LOVE U*_

Or phir niche ye b likh diya

Dear :me ne english me is liye likha hai

Tmhari MAA na parh sake k

"mjhe tm se muhabbt hai"…

1 pathan balochi maefil me kob nacha

1 pathan balochi maefil me kob nacha to kesi haur pathan ne pocha o yaara ab bus b karo hum pathano ki azat ka swal hai,

to pathan bola hum b kesi se kaam nahi…

Police tmara dost kese mara

Police : Tmara Dost Kese Mara?

Pathan : Pta Nhi, Wo Bola ” Mere Pait Mai Chuhe

Kood Rhe Hai “.

” To Meine Use

Chuhe Maarne Ki DAWA Khila Di… :p ;->…

1 admi angoor bechtay pathan k pas

1 admi angoor bechtay pathan k pas gaya aur bola k sary angoor tol k dedo!

Magar pathan ny nahi dye

bhala kyu?

Wo bola agr tmhy sare de diye 2 pury dn kya bechunga…

Dr yeh urine sample nahi apple juice

Dr: yeh urine sample nahi, apple juice hai

khan’s wife: ek phone ker loon?

Dr: y?

Wife: Khan shab ko batana hai k urine bottle un k tiffin me chali gae hai!…

1 patan ne jali note banaya orr

1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gaya

Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:

Iski tou topi nahi hay.

Pathan Bola:

Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay…=P;->…

1 jamadar gutter main jhuk kar kachra

1 jamadar gutter main jhuk kar kachra nikal raha tha.

1 pathan wahan se guzarte huey ruk kar bola.

Yar 2 roti mera b laga dena . . . . . . . . . . .

Cinema haal me movie k doran muamr

Cinema Haal Me Movie K Doran Muamr Rana Ghoray Per Ja Raha Tha,

Ek Admi Ne Pathan Se Kaha K 500 Ki Shart Lgi K Rana Ghoray Se Gir Jaye Ga,

Pathan:Nahi Giray Ga. .

Usi Waqt Rana Ghoray Se Gir Gya,

Admi:Hahaha,Mainay Pehlay Film Dekhi Hai.

Pathan:3 Dfa To Mainay Bhi Dekhi Hai,Am Ne Socha K Shayad Ab Rana Horse Riding Seekh Chuka Ho Ga,…

1 darya k kinare 2 sardar chammach

1 DaRyA K KiNaRe 2 SaRdAr ChAmMaCh Se DaRyA Me DaHeE DaAl RaHe ThAy..

PaThAn Ne DeKhA To PoOcHa: KhOoChA Ye KiA KaR RhE Ho??

SaRdAr: HuM LaSsI BaNa RhE HaIn..

PaThAN: Ha Ha Ha..

O PaGaL Ka BuChA LoG Is LiYe TuM PaR LaTeEfA BaNaTaY HaI..

ItNa LaSsI TuMhArA BaAp PiYe Ga..??…

Question to pathan in which state ganga

Question to pathan: In which state Ganga flows?

Pathan: Liquid state.

Audience: clapped.

Man was shocked.Turned behind & found da audience,All were pathan.

Pathan ne ac lgwaya 1 shakhs

Pathan Ne A.C Lgwaya..

1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:

Apko To Sardi Bht Lgti Ha?

Pathan:

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Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,Garam Hawa Andar Or Thandi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai……

Pathan ne language centre me admision lia

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia

Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi Acha sa English sentence sunao

Pathan:josh me bola! I shall never die B4 my death ;->…

Phatan bank lootne gya wahan gun dekha

PhAtAn bAnK LoOTnE gYa wAhAN gUn dEkHa kAr sArA PaIsA LoOT lIyA……

PeR Us k HaTh kUcH nAi aYa…

Q k SArE pAiSe uS Ne mAnAgeR KO dIyE aUr kAhA,”sArE pAiSE mErE AccOuNt mEiN JaMa kAr dO” …=P;->…

Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara thake

Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara tha,ke aik admi aya aur uske kapre chori karke bhaga.Pathan ne awaz mari ,O laka kapre rakhle magar naswar to deja,

1 dost ne pathan se pocha shadi

1 DOST ne pathan se pocha!

SHADI ka kb tk imkan hai?

pathan kafi sharmila tha

Bola!

3,4, BAHNO K rishte aye huwe hain

Or 1 behen se to Baat bi chal rahi he….

Pathan konay mein chhup k mobile pe

Pathan Konay MeiN Chhup K Mobile Pe Baat Kar Raha Tha

Dost: Khan Sahab! LaRki Se Baat Kar Rahay Ho?

Pathan: Yaara! Khuda Ka Qasam LaRki NahiN, Mangetar Hai….

Pathan tanki saaf krne chait pr gya

PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA.

PAthAN jALdi sE NeChAy utrA Or Seri hAtA di.

Or boLA BetA MAi to utAr gyA to kEsE aAyE gA.. ;->…

Kuch pathan aik bhains ko 1st floor

Kuch pathan aik bhains ko 1st floor par lay j? rahay thay, aik aadmi nay pooha k bhains ko ooper kyon lay ja rahay ho?

PATHAN: yeh beemar hai zibah karni hai.

Aadmi: To chat pay kyon lay ja rahay ho?

Pathan: Churri chat pay pari hoi hai!…

Lialabadam gul tum mujhy miss call karty

Liala:Badam Gul tum mujh?y miss call kart?y h?,N? msg,ki? bund p?ngA h?i?

Badam Gul:yaar ky? k?rooN?B?tery khtam hai,

Liala:Ch?rGe karo.

Badam Gul:YAAR ch?rge kyun K?r??n?b?r b?R likh? hu? aa rah? hai…

Battery lo,

Battery lo..(LOW)…

Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag

Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag gya

Nurse: Is me 10 tankey lage’nge

Pathan : ktna kharcha hoga?

Nurse:3000

Pathan:tanka lgwana hy

Karhai nhi karwani =P ;)…

Air hostess2 pathan ap chae pina pasand

Air hostess2 pathan: ap chae pina pasand krenge ya soft drink?

Pathan: hum wo taweez wala chae piyega!

Airhostess: khan saheb wo taweez nhi Tea bag hota hai …

Pathan yar mere pas paise nhi hy

Pathan: Yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe ghar lena hy kya karo?

Dost: To bank se loan le lo

Pathan: Loan to le lo magar hmko sirf cotton pehannay ki adat hy.. ;->…

Inspector tum ne chor kyun na pakra

InspEctOr: tUM Ne chOr kYuN Na pAkrA?

HawaldaAr(Pathan): wO Ek aIsAy kAmRaY Me gHuS gYa jIs k bAh?R LikhA Tha

"bGaiR IjAzAt aNdR Aana Mna hAi"…

1 pathan jahaz m seet pr beth

1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet pr beth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam hi nhi le raha tha,logon ne bht minaten ki mgr wo na mana wo keh raha tha k khan ka zaban 1 hai hum apna faisla nhi badlega,to 1 shakhs aya aur usy kan m kuch kaha to faorn uthkr agli seet pr beth gya,log heran ho gay aur us shkhs se puch k tune usy kya kaha jo wo man gaya,

Admi ! Main kaha k khan ap kahan jaoge?to pathan ne kaha k dubai,to maine kaha k dubai ki seet agli h ye lahor ki seet h….

Ek pathan aur american dinner me paaye

ek pathan aur american dinner me paaye kha rahe the.

American k hath me bakri ki zabaan aagayi.

American bola: what is this?

Pathan bola: this is language.

2 pathans died in an accident frishta

2 Pathans Died in an Accident.

Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho?

Bolay Muslims.

1 se Pocha Naam Kia Hai?

Bola Ikhlas

Frishtay Ne Kaha Sura ikhlas Sunao,Usne Jalde Se Suna Di or Bach Gya.

Frishtay Ne 2nd Se Naam Pocha

Wo Pryshan Ho Kar Bola Naam To Yaseen Hai Magar PYAR Se Sub KOSAR Kehte Hain!! ;-)…

1 pathan ne shadi k liye zaheen

1 Pathan ne Shadi k liye 1 Zaheen Larki Talash ki…

Lekin us Larki ne Shadi se inkar ker diya…

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Kyon…?

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Kyon k wo Waqai Zaheen thi . . = p ;->…

5 phatan mil kar minar e pakistan ko dhika

5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay,

eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?

PHaTaNoN nE kAha :

Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAi k Pakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo . 😉

Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar

Aik Pathan Quaid e Azam k Mazar ja kar dua kar raha tha,

“Mera Prize Bond hr soorat mein nikalna chahiye.”

Jaisay hi wo Mazar se bahir aya kisi ne us ki jaib se Prize-bond nikaal liya.

Wo dobara Mazar par gya aur bola,

“JINNAH SAHIB,

pehley puri baat to samajh liya karain.”…

Khan 2 frnd ye table pe admi

Khan 2 Frnd:

Ye table pe admi ha,mujhe buhat bura lagta ha

Frnd: us pe to 4 admi hain

Khan: wo jiska moochein hein!

Frnd: moochein to sbki hen!

Khan: wo jiska safaid kapray hein!

Frnd:wo to sb k sufaid hain

Pathan ne pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola

?ye jo reh gya ha

isko main nai choraygi?

Ek pathan photo shop per gya ne

Ek pathan photo shop per gya

pathan ne kch aeisa bola ky us ko sun ka photoshop wala behosh hogya

Pathan: Tasvveer passport size ho per us mai shoes zaroor nazr aaye.

Aik pathan dusre se o yara mere

Aik pathan dusre se: o yara mere pait main gas ha:

Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar k petrol nhi ha warna amrica ne qabza kr lena tha.

1 pathan dozkh se niklachupke janat me

1 pathan dozkh se nikla,chupke se janat me dakhil ho gia.Frishtay ne bohat mara.

Pathan

Oh bhai tmko nae pata hm dozakh sirf Gul khan ko naswar dene gaya tha…

Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar

Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.

1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee.

Dr: wat problm.

Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya ho… ;->…

Wife aap buhat mote ho gae ho

WiFE: Aap buhAt Mote hO gAe hO..

PAthAn: TuM Bhi to KitNi Moti hO gAi hO..

WiFE: MAiN MaA bAnnE wALi hu..

PAthAn: MAiN Bhi to BAAp bAnnE wALA huN… =P ;->…

Ek admi pathan ki jaib kattay huay

Ek Admi Pathan Ki Jaib Kattay Huay Pakra Gya,

Pathan:OYE Khocha Tum ye Kya Krta?

Admi:Hum Tumhari Jaib Se Cigrete Jalanay K Wastay Machis Leta,

Pathan:Tum Poch Nahi Sakta?

Admi:Hum Praye Shehar Me Kisi Se Baat Nahi Krta,

1 pathan ko road pe say 100

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila

Jis par likha tha,,

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PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola

“khair Mubarak” ;p : )…

Aek pathan roz apni bv k sath

AEK PATHAN ROZ APNI BV K SATH KABHI AAGAY SE AUR KABHI PEECHAY SE KARTA THA…

AEK DIN OSKE BACHE NE DEKH LIYA AUR PUCHA K ABBA AAP AUR AMMA…

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ABBA AAP AUR AMMA, DONO AAGAY AUR PEECHAY SE DANTO(TEETH)

PE MISVAK K SE USE KRTE HO 🙂 (OOPS! TUM KYA SOCH RAHE THAY?)…

Pathan ne apne dost ko apna mobile

Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha:

"Kocha! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms Send Kr Do, Humara Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy…" ;->…

1st pathan agar tmhara 1 lakh ka enam

1St pAthAn: AgAr TmhArA 1-LAkh kA EnAm nikAl AAye to Tm kiyA kAro GAy.?

2Nd pAthAn: MAin PAgAL Ho jAogA Aur woH 1-LAkh rupAy Apne ElAAjh pEr LAgAoN gA ……

1pathan bap se milne us ki qabar

1pathan bap se milne Us ki qabar pr gya.Bap se pocha papa ap ne khana kahya?

Bap ne koi jwab nh diya beta gusse me qabar pr likh aya.

AESA KRO GE TO KON AYGA….

Aik pathan admi samandar me dob gayais

Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me Dob GayA,Is Ne DUA ki YA ALLAH Mujhe NikAL De Me Teri Rah Me Aik ChAwAL Ki Degh Don Ga,To Aik LEHAR ne Isko BahAr NikAL DiyA,Is Ne BahAr a kAr KahA: KON SI DEGH?

ForAn 1 LEHAR Aai Or Isko WAPIS le Gai,

TO is ne Kaha: YA ALLAH meNe TO ye PUCHA thA KON si Deg MITHEE ya NAMKIN ;->…

1 dafa kuch log picnic pe ja

1 DAFA kuch log picnic pe ja rahe thay k raste main unki van kharab ho gai.

Driver ne kaha k kuch log utar k van ko dhakka lagae…

Ye sunn kr 5pathan foran neechay otaray aur VAN ko kafi der dhakka dene ki koshish karte rahe par VAN 1 inch b agay na badhi.

Aakhir kar, Driver pareshan ho k VAN se neechay otara to dekha k 2 pathan, van k agay ki taraf se dhakka laga rahe thay aur 3 pathan peechay ki taraf se… hahaha ;D ;-…

Pathan yara hum bohat preshan hai

Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai…=P;->…

1 pathan roti k uppar rakh kha

1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha..

B.V boli:

Khan saheb kia hoa?

Pathan:

Tabiyat kharab he..

Doctor ne double roti khaney ko bola he…..

Sindhi hum education mein peechay hain

Sindhi: Hum education mein peechay hain

Punjabi: Hum Jobs mein peechay hain

Balochi: Hum modernism mein peechay hain

Pathan: Hum jaan bojh k peechay hain….

Aik pathan dosre se chal cycle pe

Aik PAthAn DoSrE Se ChAL CycLe Pe GuHmNe ChALte hA .

DoSrA PAthAn TeRe PAsS MoB hA ?

PeHLA PAthAn hA KyOn . ?

DoSrA PAthAn ToU Is MA BAlAnCe dAL PhR ChALte hA .

PeHLA PAthAn LkN BAlAnCe KiS LyE . ?

DoSrA PAthAn AgR tErA BAlAnCe KAtAM HoGAyA ToU HuM GiR JAyE GA …=P:-P;->…

Pathan was smoking hukkah wid a 2

Pathan Was Smoking Hukkah Wid A 2 Meter Long Pipe.

His Frnd Asked , Y R U Using Such A Long Pipe???

He Replied ,

Dr. Has Advised Me To Keep Distance Frm Tobbaco

Deewar per dekho kute ka bacha peshab

Deewar per!: Dekho kute ka bacha peshab ker raha hai. Pathan ne perha aur yeh kehte hue peshab kerne lga. Haha peshab main karun ga aur nam kute ka lage ga….

1 pathan bap ki death par bohat

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.

Logon Ne Pucha,

kya hua?

Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya…

Ek pathan pe bijli ka taar gir

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

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Usay Yaad Aaya

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Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)…

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.

Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi….

Khan yar abi tumhara amma ka khansi

Khan: Yar Abi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay?
Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay
Khan: Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga…

1 pathan ki birthday thi tou kisi

1 pAtHaN kI bIrThDaY tHi tOu kIsI nE kAhA kHaN sAhAb Aj tOu nAyE kApRe pHeNe HAi

PaThAn kHoCha hUm EiD k ElAwA bI nAyE kApRe PhAnTa HaI…..

Teacher gul khan tum class mein topi

Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi kiun phan kar aay ho

Gul khan, teacher kisi ko pata na chalay kay mery dimag mein kia chal raha hai…=P;-)…

Phatan yar muje bohat afsos hai

PhAtAn:

YaR mUjE bOhAt aFsOs hAi . .

AdMi:

TuJe KiS bAaT kA aFsOs hAi? . .

PhAtAn:

IsI bAaT kA aFsOs hAi k,mUjE nAi pAtA K kIs bAaT kA aFsOs hAi …=P;->…

Man to pathan batao sher anda deta

Man to pathan: batao sher anda deta hai ya bacha?

Pathan after a long time. . . . . .

Khocha sher to jangle ka badsha hai uski marzi anda de ya bacha . :-)…

1 pathan aadmi ne doosre ko fone

1 Pathan Aadmi Ne Doosre Pathan Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

?Abe..Tera Fone Number Kya Hai ? . . . . . . . ["!"]

Ek khan saab ko phansi ki saza

Ek khan saab ko phansi ki saza hui

Judge ne poocha: koi aakhri khwahish??

Khan saab: hamara jagah tum latak jao…!!

Partition ka faisla tu 1930 mein he

Partition ka faisla tu 1930 mein he hojana tha lekin hua 1947 main

reason:

ye decide kar rahe thay k sardar kon le ga aur pathan kon le ga :-D…

1 pathan dosre se 22 kitne hote

1 pathan dosre pathan se 2+2 kitne hote hain?

Dosra pathan tmhy pata nai k mujy mashartiloom nai ati

Pehla pathan pr me ny to islamiat ka sawal pocha tha. . . . ;->…

Pathan p c o kidhar hai aadmi

Pathan: P C O kidhar hai.

Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.

Pathan P C O me gaya, jaib se mobile nikala or baat kar k bahar aa gaya.

Aadmi ne poocha ‘jab aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun gae’

Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain ge. :-)…

Kisi ne pathan se puchainsaan k hath

kisi ne pathan se pucha,”insaan k hath kis liay hote hain”

pathan ne kafi der sochne k baad jawab dia

“NASWAR ko MU main dalne k liay”(;…