Pathan SMS Collection

Mula pa khutba ki vely prado

MuLa pA kHuTbA kI VeLy PrAdO khAzO tA Ma GoRe dI sArA nAzAr kAmIgI YaO BuDa wArTa oWeL cHe pA MoNg dI cHAsHmIy wAcHoLi

Machli walakhan sab aaj zinda machli laya

Machli wala:Khan sab aaj zinda machli laya hun.. Khan:Dikhao, machli to waqai zinda hai pr khocha mare ko ye batao ye taza bhi hai

Ek pathan ne apni quothair dresserquot ki

Ek pathan ne apni "HAIR DRESSER" Ki dukan 2nd floor pe shift ki aur neechey board lagaya k "Neechay ke baal kaatne ki dukan

Pathanyar aj tabyat thik nahi har chez

Pathan:Yar aj tabyat thik nahi, Har chez double nazar arahi hai. Sardar:(1000 ka note agay kartay hoe)Ye lay wo 2000 jo last wk main

Teacher to pathan agarbatti ka jumla banao

Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao. Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai? …

Malak kyun khan tme 15 din

Malak : kyun khan tme 15 din ki chuti kyun chahye? Pathan : sir hamara czn ki shadi hai Malak : czn ki shadi

Pathan ne rukhsati k waqt roti hui

Pathan ne Rukhsati k waqt Roti hui saali ko chup karate hue kaha“O yara roti q hai”jesa tumara behan wesa hamara behan”…

1 pathan dosre se bata aisa kiya

1 PaThAn DoSrE PaThAn Se BaTa AiSa KiYa HaI Jo TeRe PaSs HaI MeRe PaSs NaHe? DoSrA PaThAn KaFi DeR SoChNe K BaD BoLo

Pathan amrud bech raha tha aik admi

Pathan amrud bech raha tha. Aik admi aya bola khan sahb amrud mei se keera nikla to? Khan sahab:bhai ye to tera kismat hy

A pathan used to go college with

A pathan used to go to college with his donkey… After few years he had to go alone… Why? Because the donkey graduated…!!!…

Beti maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pathan hain Maa: to bakri

Pathan yar zara toothbrush dena mere

Pathan: yar zara toothbrush dena Mere brush ka ek baal toot gya hai, DUKANDAR: ek baal toota hai? to nya Q le rhe ho

Lialabadam gul tum mujhy miss call karty

Liala:Badam Gul tum mujh?y miss call kart?y h?,N? msg,ki? bund p?ngA h?i? Badam Gul:yaar ky? k?rooN?B?tery khtam hai, Liala:Ch?rGe karo. Badam Gul:YAAR ch?rge kyun

Jab nigahain hon kadmoo par or

Jab Nigahain hon kadmoo par or haath hon ghutnoon per magar Aansu hon gaalon per . . To samajh laina k. . . .

Examiner asked pathanye batao suraj kahan se

EXAMINER asked pathan,”ye batao suraj kahan se nikalta hay aur kahan dubta hai.” pathan,”ham tera baap ka nokar hai? Ye Tumhara masla hai. Khud

Pathan ka shair na botal main

Pathan ka shair;- Na Botal main, Na jar main. Na hotel main na bar main. Na bike peh, Na car main. . . jo

Pathan ne machis ki tili jalai na

Pathan ne machis KI tili jalai na jali dosri jalai na jali tisri tili jalai wo jal gai to Pathan ne jaldi se bujha

Teacher qarz e hasna kisay kehte hain pathan

Teacher: “Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain”? Pathan: “Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen”!…

Kuch log 1 pathan ko mar rahe

Kuch log 1 pathan ko mar rahe the, phir b wo hans raha tha jab usse hasne ki waja pochi to bola mai Gul

Pathanmolvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k

Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote molvi:logo se mukke or laat khao or gussa pee

Bush offers a pathan tum hume usama

Bush Offers a pathan Tum hume usama do Hum tum Ko titanic wali Larki Dega. Pathan,Thek hai Hum Tumko usama dega Lakin Humko Titanic

Pathan1tum bike itni taiz kyun chala rahay

Pathan1:Tum bike itni taiz kyun chala rahay ho? Pathan2:Ye khat urgent daina hai. Pathan1:Kahan? Pathan2:Addres parhnay ka time nahi hai. Pthan1:ok go fast….

Pathan station jane k kitne logay ricksha

Pathan: Station jane k kitne logay.? Ricksha wala: 50. Pathan: 20 le lo.. Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le k jayega.. Pathan: Tum peche

Hight of aqalmandi pathan bank gaya

HIght oF AqALmAndI PAthAn BaNk gAyA Aur pUrAnE NotE dE k NAyE NotE LeNe k bAd boLA yAr yE JuRaBiN (SoCkS) bI Le Lo

Pathan tharmos le k picnic par gaya

Pathan tharmos le k picnic par gaya. Pthan: Is ma thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez garam rehti ha. Dost: Tum is me kya

Aadmi pathan se yar jb to apne

AadMI pathAN Se yAr jB TO APnE gaOn(vILLgE) K QAbIrIsTaN sE GUzRta He tO tJe DaR Ni LagTa? pAthN :nI yAR. 2Nd mAn: ku?

1dfa pathan khudkushi pr tkreer kr rhatha

1dfa pathan khudkushi pr TKreer kr rhaTha Pathan jzbati ho kr kehne lga Khudkushi hram ha Kufr ha Gunah ha Zulm ha Is se

Pathan petrol pump gya wahan usne aik

Pathan petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha "Dont Use mobile here" Pathan ny mobile nikala or har dost ko phone

1 pathan ne apne dost ali ko

1 Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ali Ko Msg Kia Yar Kaha Ho ? Ali RepLIEd Ma Peshwar Ho Pathan Acha Ali Aye Us Ko

Ek pathan se poocha gaya tumara favrate

Ek pathan se poocha gaya, Tumara favrate actress kon hai. To pathan ne kaha. Katreena Kareena Pretty Prianka Amisha Aur shahid kapoor….

Pathandr sahab meray betay ne chabi nigal

Pathan:dr sahab meray betay ne chabi nigal li hai. Dr:Kab? Khan:3 months pehlay Dr:Tm abi tak kia kr rhy thy? Pthan:Hum duplicate chabi use

Pathans are fools lets see 1 a

Pathans Are Fools? Lets See; 1. A Fool Cant Make An Itomic Bomb; Abdul Qadir Khan Did It. 2.A Fool Cant Win Da World

Kuch mein b thak gya hon usay

Kuch mein b thak gya hon usay dhondtey hoye,kuch zindagi k pass b mohlat nhi rhi.us ki1,1ada se jhalakne lga khaloos,jab mujh ko aitbar

Ek pathan ne new car li

Ek pathan ne new car li aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!! pathan bola

Pathan ki biwi k sabar es se

PathAn ki BiWi k sAbAr ki Es sE bAri or kyA MisaAL hai “GALib”,,, . . PathAn Apni BiWi se LipAt k RotA hai

Pathan teacher can i go to the

Pathan: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: Pathan, "May" I Go To The Bathroom? Pathan: But I Asked 1st….

Pathan yawr sooraj raat ko kyu nhi

Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: Hahahaha Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi Aye Ga…

Pathan ko aik bandar mila wo usay

Pathan ko aik bandar mila. Wo usay Police station le gaya. Inspector: Isay zoo le jao Aglay roz Inspector ne Pathan ko bandar k

1 pathan apni jaeb me pathar daley

1 PATHAN apni jaeb me PATHAR daley ghom raha tha ksi ne pocha: esa q kr rhe ho? PATHAN SaHAB BOLEY: is dunya me

2 hijade shaadi ki badhai dene gaye

2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye. Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi. Piche Se Pathan Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme

A man jumpd into water didnt

A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out A Pathan Scientst Was Watching &

1st pathanyar kya tm ko yad hy

1st Pathan.yar kya tm ko yad hy k humne pechli jumah ki numaz ks dn parhi thi 2nd pathan: yar mje sahi tarh se

Pathan sent sms to his bossme sickno

Pathan sent SMS to his boss:Me sick,no work. His Boss SMS back,When Im sick I kiss my wife try it. 2hrs later Pathan SMS

Pathan drivs in to 1 way amp

Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way & Cros NO ENTRY Board Police: No ENTRY Ka Board Nai Dekha ? Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film Ka Poster

Pathan passport banwane gya clerk nic

Pathan Passport banwane gya Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do Pathan: Kal tum ne ham

Biwi gul khan jaldi bahir aao zalzala

Biwi: Gul khan jaldi bahir aao zalzala aaya hai. . . . Gul khaN: Usay bithao me aaraha hoon . . . ….

Molvi waz addresing in masjid janab aaj

Molvi waz addresing in masjid: janab aaj kal cable k channels bht ganday arahe hain pathan bola: nahi nahi humare ghar to saaf aarahe

Aik dafa pathan ne peshawer se

Aik dafa pathan ne peshawer se lahore ptcl se call krni thi, pathan ne ‘soocha’ kiyo na sasti call kee jay pathan na lahore

A pathan girl got married but

A Pathan Girl Got Married. . . But There’s A Difference Of 10 Days B/w Two Occasion. Barat & Valima. . . Bride’s Frnd

Janana nan mey pa sangal oda ka

Janana Nan Mey Pa Sangal Oda Ka, Daa Naqarara Zra May Pa Sa Chal Oda Ka, Ka Ta Sharmigy Kher Dy Za Ba Darsham,

Pathan aj mri juma ki namaz nikl

PAthAn: Aj mri JumA ki NAMAZ nikL gAi, 2nd Ptn: Wo kesE? 1st: IMAM SAhab boLe Apny MBL of krden, Me to Ghr pr

Pathan galti se news paper ka sub editor

Pathan galti se news paper ka sub-editor ban gia. Usne aik khabar ki headline ye di: “BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA…!” Cheif editor: Yeh tum ne

Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy

Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu pathn pilot ko marny lga or bola mai Pahly

Pathan vs sardar 2 sardar bakre

Pathan Vs Sardar Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ? Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata. Pathan:

Policeman tum ne beech road pe bus

Policeman: Tum Ne Beech Road Pe Bus Q Rok Di? Pathan: Hum Shehr Me Naya Aya Hy Mgr Qanoon Nhi Torta, Wo Samne Dkho

Ek pathan jab hum chota hota tha

Ek pathan: jab hum chota hota tha tab hum ye darakt par char jata tha Dosra pathan: wo kaisy? Pathan: us waqat ye darakt

Lala oye bakray ki raan kidhar gai

LaLa: Oye Bakray ki Raan kidhar gai? Qasai: Bakra Langra tha Lala: Or Dil? Qasai: Wo Bakri legai Lala:O YARA Dimagh to hoga? Qasai:Sorry

Pathan dost seyyar meri biwi bag gaye

Pathan dost sey:yar meri biwi bag gaye Dost:tm khayal nahe rakhte ho gey na pathan:nahe yar kasam se behn bana kar rakha tha pher

Pathan ki shairi jeena hamaara dushwaar

Pathan ki shairi…. . . . Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya hai! . . . Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya hai! . . . . Cigrette

Khocha khan apna mobile qabristan men dfna

Khocha Khan apna Mobile Qabristan men dfna rha tha. . Man: Ye kya kr rhe ho? . . . . Khocha Khan: Yaara dukan

Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil

Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil gye, hotle malik ne us ki duty namak dani me namak bharne ki laga di sham ko

1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko

1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko english me likha _*I LOVE U*_ Or phir niche ye b likh diya Dear :me ne english

A pathan said to his frnd quotmujhy

A pathan said to his frnd: "mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru

Pathancollege ki ladki se bola i

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: pagal ki buchi

Anniversary k moqa pr pathan apni biwi

Anniversary k moqa pr PATHAN apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya. BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi sone ki cheez

Bhikari allah k nam pr kch de

Bhikari: ALLAH k nam pr kch de do. Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola: kia tmhary pas 50 hai? Bhikari: khushi se g

Pathan allah ka lakh shukar hai k

Pathan: Allah ka lakh lakh shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko aazad nahi hua. Dost (Heran hote hoe): Q? Pathan: Phir hum 14

Mrbean went to guinness book office check

MR.BEAN Went To Guinness Book Office To Check If He Is Still The Bigges Comedian On Earth Or Not, But He Came Out Angrily

Physics teacher now as you all know

PHYSICS TEACHER: Now As You All Know The Law Of Gravity Explains Why V Stay On Earth … ! Pathan: But Sir! Where Did

Wht will a drink calld if it

Wht will a ?DRINK? calld if it is made by Pthan, < < Socho. . < < Nahi < < Let Me tell u

Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal

Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal kar betha tha Stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mange Pathan:oye tere ko pta nahe k

Doctor aap ka weight kitna hai

Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna hai? Pathan: Chashme ke sath 75kgs. Doctor: Aur chashme k baghair? Pathan: woh mujhe dikhta hi nahi?! …

Pathan mjeh 4 bjay jaga dena naukrlekn

Pathan: mjeh 4 bjay jaga dena. Naukr:lekn mjeh to time dekhna nhi ata. Pathan:o yara tm jaga dena time mai khud dekh lega….

1 pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

1 PATHAN Rozana Apne ParoSi Ki Bell baja Kr Bhag jata tha Ek Din Parosi Ne pakr kr Pocha Ye Kya Harkat hy? Pathan:

1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko

1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko english me likha _*I LOVE U*_ Or phir niche ye b likh diya Dear :me ne english

Pathan namaz me khob dua krrha thaya

PATHAN NAMAZ me khob dua krrha tha:ya ALLAH tu LAHORE ko PAKISTAN ka DARUL HAKUMT BNADE ksi ne pocha esa Q kh rheho PATHAN:hm

1 pathan murday k leya kafan

1 PaThAn ‘MuRdAy’ K LeYa KaFaN LaYnAy GyA,ShOp WaLe Ne UsE KaPrA DyA,PaThAn Ne KuCh PoChA JiSe SuN K ShOp WaLa BEHOSH HoGyA PaThAn:Is

Pa thir omar ka arman rashi no

Pa thir omar ka arman rashi no sa..Pas da marga ka janan rashi no sa..Che golona da uboo da lasa uch shi.. Pa shebu

Marks pathan sardar se tujhe a

“Marks” Pathan Sardar Se Tujhe A B C Ati Ha ? Sardar Ha . Pathan Bata A K Bad Kiya Ata Ha ? Sardar

Pathans wife bought a beautiful sweater 4

Pathan’s wife bought a beautiful sweater 4 her husband… She sent it to him by parcel along wid a note… Tht said “d buttons

1 pathan balochi maefil me kob nacha

1 pathan balochi maefil me kob nacha to kesi haur pathan ne pocha o yaara ab bus b karo hum pathano ki azat ka

Police tmara dost kese mara

Police : Tmara Dost Kese Mara? Pathan : Pta Nhi, Wo Bola ” Mere Pait Mai Chuhe Kood Rhe Hai “. ” To Meine

Dr yeh urine sample nahi apple juice

Dr: yeh urine sample nahi, apple juice hai khan’s wife: ek phone ker loon? Dr: y? Wife: Khan shab ko batana hai k urine

1 admi angoor bechtay pathan k pas

1 admi angoor bechtay pathan k pas gaya aur bola k sary angoor tol k dedo! Magar pathan ny nahi dye bhala kyu? Wo

1st pthan 2 2nd eid ki nmaz

1st pthan 2 2nd: Eid ki nmaz prhny q ni aya 2nd: my a rha tha k rsty my he log nmaz prhty dekhy,

1 patan ne jali note banaya orr

1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gaya Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha: Iski tou topi nahi

Ek din aik pathan ki apne baap

Ek din aik pathan ki apne baap se larrai ho gye. Us ne baap ki photo qabrastan main ek tree pr laga di aur

1 jamadar gutter main jhuk kar kachra

1 jamadar gutter main jhuk kar kachra nikal raha tha. 1 pathan wahan se guzarte huey ruk kar bola. Yar 2 roti mera b

Cinema haal me movie k doran muamr

Cinema Haal Me Movie K Doran Muamr Rana Ghoray Per Ja Raha Tha, Ek Admi Ne Pathan Se Kaha K 500 Ki Shart Lgi

1 darya k kinare 2 sardar chammach

1 DaRyA K KiNaRe 2 SaRdAr ChAmMaCh Se DaRyA Me DaHeE DaAl RaHe ThAy.. PaThAn Ne DeKhA To PoOcHa: KhOoChA Ye KiA KaR RhE

Pathan ki 2 beveyan lar pariaik boli

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay. PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola hum kya

Pathan jail main qaid tha kissi ne

Pathan jail main qaid tha kissi ne poocha kis case main ho? Pathan: gheebat ke case main Man: gheebat ke case main kese? Pathan:

Question to pathan in which state ganga

Question to pathan: In which state Ganga flows? Pathan: Liquid state. Audience: clapped. Man was shocked.Turned behind & found da audience,All were pathan. …

Pathan ne language centre me admision lia

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi Acha sa English sentence sunao Pathan:josh me bola!

Pathan ne ac lgwaya 1 shakhs

Pathan Ne A.C Lgwaya.. 1 Shakhs Ne Pucha: Apko To Sardi Bht Lgti Ha? Pathan: . . . Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,Garam Hawa

A pathan teacher gives dictation test to

A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students, Last bench students: We are not able to hear you SIR, Pathan : “OK I’LL WRITE

Pathansardar g se yara aj hum ne

Pathan:sardar g se yara aj hum ne ek aesa zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi. Sardar g:o g khan sahab ki banaya

Phatan bank lootne gya wahan gun dekha

PhAtAn bAnK LoOTnE gYa wAhAN gUn dEkHa kAr sArA PaIsA LoOT lIyA…… PeR Us k HaTh kUcH nAi aYa… Q k SArE pAiSe uS

Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara thake

Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara tha,ke aik admi aya aur uske kapre chori karke bhaga.Pathan ne awaz mari ,O laka kapre rakhle magar