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patakhay

Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.

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Written by wakeel on January 29, 2012 5:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)
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