A man died in Amritsar. His wife was crying:
Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe diva na batti,
Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe manji na pirhi,
Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe aata na roti.
The son asked his mother: Amma, kidre Abba Pakistan te nai tur gaya?…
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