Pakistan SMS Collection

A man died in amritsar his wife

A man died in Amritsar. His wife was crying: Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe diva na batti, Ve tu othe tur gaya

Darya e ravi main pani ka level khatre k

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team

Pakistani bachon ki 2009 stories 1

Pakistani Bachon ki 2009 ki STORIES… >1 pyasa kawa ur rha tha,achanak neche ose pani or kch kankar nzr aye,jese hi wo pani me

How selfish we arethink 70 years behindthink

How selfish we are think 70 years behindthink of people struggling and fighting for the nationfor a countryfor a homeland they sacrificed their lives,their

Pakistan ka national game kya hai kaha

Pakistan Ka National Game Kya Hai? Kya Kaha Hockey? Nahi Wo To Pehle Tha… . Guess Karo iT’s "SMS"!…

X kuze me apne hath uper uthao

X kuzE ME Apne hath uper uthao ab dono hath jor lo OK Ab apni aankhain band karo aur schay dil se DUA karo

Tu chand mange main dedu raat main

Tu chand mange Main chand dedu. Tu raat mange main raat dedu. Tu dil mange main dil dedu. Tu jaan mange main jaan dedu.

1 of the most funniest and shortest

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke. . . . Next year Pakistan will export electricity….

My lush country pakistan k city peshawar

My Lush Country Pakistan K City Peshawar K Town Defe??e K 1 Bazar K Chok Pr 1 Library K 4th Floor K Room #

Never thnk wht da country gives u

“Never thnk wht da country gives u, but c what u ve given to it” Imagin a life wthout ur mother.This ‘ll b ur

3 cheezain jin k jaane ka koi

3 cheezain jin k jaane ka koi bhrosa nahi hai . . . jism me se jaan . . . jeb me se paise

Which is the most romantic nation of

Which Is The Most Romantic Nation Of The World? Any Guess? ?imple PAKISTAN Coz Most Of Time We Have Candle Light Dinner & Candle

Pagal hain wo log jo kehtay quotgaya

Pagal Hain Wo Log Jo Kehtay Hain "Gaya Waqt Phr Hath Aata Nahi" Or "21 June Saal Ka Sab Se Lamba Din Hota Hai"

Reality bites we live in such

Reality bites: we live in such a strange city where PIZZA reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police..!…

In de orridor amp920f a pakistani government

In De ?orridor Θf A Pakistani Government Θffice Was A ?ignboard That Read ?Do Not Make A ?oise.? ?omeone Added The Following Words: ?Other

Khush khabri pakistan me rehtay

Khush khabri. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

15 years ago many asians countries were

15 years ago many asians countries were facing currency devaluing process. Korean currency fell by 30% in one day. Nxt day there were lines

All good soldiers will go to heaven

All Good Soldiers will Go to Heaven.. I dont want my teenage queen, just give me my rifle M16.. If I die in a

Pakistan dollat hasil krnay k liay larta

Pakistan DolLAT HasIL KrNaY K LiAy Larta Hai. India Izat K Liay Jang Larta Hai, Har Shakhs Us Cheez K Liay Larta Hai, Jo

Pakistan in year 2010 ak shaks

Pakistan in year 2010! Ak shaks chilaya.. a gai.. a gai.. Light a gai! Dusra shaks kandhe pe hath rakhte huay: Aisa Kuch b

Nights r going sleepless days restless

Nights r going sleepless . Days r going restless? . Ohhh GOD?Am I in Love???? . GOD says: . IDIOT, u r in PAKISTAN

Best pakiskani horrer films 1the massaccar

Best Pakiskani Horrer Films! 1:The massaccar of RED MOSQUE. 2:Holocost of PATHANS 3:The invisible AATA. 4:The chain of Suciders. 5: Sucide bombing inlisted 6:Horrer

Aoa aj hm dono wada krein k

AoA, aj hm Dono wada krein k, Hm Zindagi bhar pyar krenge, Wafa krenge, Hm Mohabat krenge, Sath nibhaege, Sirf or srf Apne Pyare”

Dunya ka sab se mushkil kaam kya

Dunya ka sab se mushkil kaam kya hai? Aik ghante tak lagataar PTV dekhna! ;-)…

Breaking news hukumat ne ailaan kia

BREAKING NEWS Hukumat ne ailaan kia hai 2009 . 2010 mei nae shadi shuda jorey bijli peda kareige. Kiunke (mulk mei bijli ki kami

Its so common to hear how r

Its So Common To Hear.. How r You ? What r You doin ? Howz Ur Day ? Any Plan ? So i Thought

Aata ghee shaker chawal or

Aata . . . . . . . . . . . ghee . . shaker . . chawal . . . . .

Gtgtbuhat din ho gaye na

>>Buhat DIN ho gaye?? : na BARISH, na TOOFAN, na BOMB BLAST, na STRIKE, na JALSE JULOOS, na MUZAHIRAY. >>Pata nahi Pakistan ko kis

Next year der will be pakistan premier

Next Year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier League Same As Ipl Bt Only One Difference Is The Cheer Girls Will Be Wearing Burkha..;-> …

Question paper in year 2020 name

Question paper in year 2020 Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found. How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words. Draw a

Pta declared that sending msj ab0utquotfarazquot is

PtA dEcLaReD tHaT sEnDiNg MsJ Ab0uT"FaRaZ" Is uNeThIcAl & c0nSiDeReD cRiMe.YoUr sIm wiLL b bLokEd iN cAsE Of vIoLaTi0n. GeO NeWz LaMbI LaMbI cHoR

Ek american chinese or pakistani chand per

Ek American, Ek Chinese, Or Ek Pakistani Chand Per Puhanch Gaye. Teeno Ne Neechay Jhank Kr Dekha To Zameen Per Ek Lambi Line Nazr

Pakistan ka qaumi phal sabar ka phal

Pakistan ka Qaumi Phal… SABAR KA PHAL.. Qaumi Libaas… KALA COAT… Qaumi Khel… MUZAKRAAT… Qaumi Dua… YA ALLAH LIGHT AA JAYE… |’|’| ?u??…

A painter was famous due 2 his

A painter was famous due 2 his reality in Photo, Tourist askd 4om him:IN d?S foto nobody has been working,while u?ve written below?view of

Sab hm sy hr cheez main agay

Sab hm sy hr cheez main agay chaly gaye Hm sirf is mehngai main pistay chaly gaye Jab kuch na karsaky humary ya hukmaran

Wht iz da meaning of generator n

Wht IZ dA MeANIng Of Generator ?N Pakistan? ?LOADSHEDING K KHILAF JIHAD …

Its so common to hear how r

Its So Common To Hear.. How r You ? What r You doin ? Howz Ur Day ? Any Plan ? So i Thought

Main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu wahi

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz ?MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD? …

My lovely pakistan hum to mit

My lovely Pakistan: Hum To Mit Jaien Gay Ae ARZ-e-Watan Lekin Tum Ko… Zinda Rehna Hai Qayamat ki Sehar Honay Tak…

Breaking news hukumat ne ailaan kia

BREAKING NEWS Hukumat ne ailaan kia hai 2009 . 2010 mei nae shadi shuda jorey bijli peda kareige. Kiunke (mulk mei bijli ki kami

Another world record by a pakistania 10

Another world record by a pakistani.A 10 year old Anam frm Bahawalpur has writen an eng novel of 760 pages. Novel name is da

Is mulk ko kis ne l00t lia

Is MULK ko kis ne L00T lia? Is baat ka charcha kese ho? Jab apne MUHAFIZ sotay hon, Phir Shor-o-Shikwa kese ho? Jab Aanch

Do u know wo koun sa city

Do u kNoW Wo kOuN SA cITy HE JahA HUm nI Rah sKtE.? < > < > < > < > aNy GuEsS No?

Pakistani di mushkil ghar wich panjabi

“Pakistani di mushkil” Ghar wich panjabi bolo School wich urdu bolo parcha angrazi wich hal kero aur marn tu baad hisab arbi wich Uffff!

Kisi koishqki tarhap maar deti hei kise

Kisi ko?ISHQ?ki tarhap maar deti hei, kise ko?PYAR?ki gahrai mar deti hei, kisi ko ?judai? maar deti hei, jo is se bach jaye, usey

After the res0unding success of indian

AftEr thE rEs0uNdInG sUcCeSs oF thE INdIaN bLoCk buStEr fILm "TaRaY zAmEeN pAY" wE pAkIsTaNiS prEsEnT "pAtRoL AaSmAn pAY"! eNJoy It…

Ek angraiz pakistan aya urdu sekhnay

Ek Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU sekhnay Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logon ne kaha waha se kya sekha? Angraiz ne kaha LIGHT

Aata ghee shaker chawal or

Aata . . . . . . . . . . . ghee . . shaker . . chawal . . . . .

Pakistan 1930 men manzoor hogaya tha

Pakistan 1930 men manzoor hogaya tha! Per azad 1947 men kun hua? . . . 17 sal se faisla kar rahe the k pathan

Golden thought from petroleum companies to

GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs: ?AvOiD gIrLs, SaVe PeTroL? …

We change the course of time creek

We change the course of time creek. We take the nation grace to peak. We never ever in war spreek. we fight death and

Salam pakistan quotquotquotquotquot

SALAM PAKISTAN ?"??"?"?"?" ( * ____________ ?P?kist?n D?y? Mub?r?k ho …

Pakistan in 2010 ist frend yar

Pakistan in 2010 Ist Frend ?Yar suna hy pehle zamane me light bhi aya krti thi !? 2nd: ?Chal na yar! ye bijli wijli

Main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu wahi

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz ?MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD? …

Gandhi said agar aap ko koi aik

Gandhi said ‘agar aap ko koi aik thapar mary tu aap apna dosar gal 1 aur thapar khany kae liy agy kar du’ But

2006 mai hops main notice likha hota

2006 Mai ?hops Main Notice Likha Hota Tha, "Udhar ?and Hai kashmir Azad Hony Tak" Aor 2008 k Notice, "Udhar ?and Hai Judge ?ahaal

Gtcongratultnlt pakistani time agay barhanay k results

>CONGRATULTN< Pakistani Time Agay Barhanay K Results aA GAYE Hain. . . ; ; ; Bura Waqt Pehlay Anay Lag Gya Hai. …

Why does pakistani police always reaches

Why Does Pakistani Police Always Reaches Late At The Crime? Kyuki QanOoN K Haath Lambe Hai? Pair Nahi.. …

Which is the most romantic nation of

Which Is The Most Romantic Nation Of The World? Any Guess? Simple PAKISTAN Coz Most Of Time V Hve Candle Light Dinner & Candle

Katra katra samandar ban jaye ga

Katra katra samandar ban jaye ga, Dekhty Hi Dekhty 2009 aa jaye ga, Himmat kr Abhi waqt hy ?PAKISTAN?se Bhag ja, Wrna Agly saal

Americans invented cellphone japanese sim card

Americans Invented Cellphone. Japanese Invented SIM Card. PakistaniS Invented Missed Call..!! Proud To Be An Pakistani!…

Aao shahedon sair karein tumko pakistan ki

Aao shahedon sair karein tumko pakistan ki jisky khatir tumny lakhon janey qurban ki na nabi ka farman na laaj rakhi rehman ki khud