Bacha(ma sy),,
Mama mey ksy paida hwa?
Maa,,
Meyny ek patila liya.usmey mati dali tory din bd dykha to waha tm thy.’
Bachy ny b ehsa kia mgar usmy sy mendak bramad hwa to wo bola,,,
Dil to krta hy tujy jansy mar dhon mgar kia karhon?tu mri olaad hy. . . ;->…
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