Naughty SMS Collection

Meray dost jab main ne phool

meray dost! jab main ne phool maanga tum ne guldasta dia jab paani ka qatra maanga tum ne glass bhar ke dia jab sms

Dont carry umbrella during rain keep whisper

Don’t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de. ;-)…

Monika lewinski asks laaloo jee u r

Monika Lewinski asks: Laaloo jee u r so intelligent, but why u have 9 children? Laloo jee replied: Humarey time mein woh ‘Muu mai

Palkon pe apni baithaya hai tumko

palkon pe apni baithaya hai tumko, badi duan ke baad paya hai tumko, aasni se nahi mile tum, NATIONAL ZOOLOGICAL PARK se churaya hai

2 bache jungle me potty kar rahe

2 bache jungle me potty kar rahe the. Achanak lion aa gaya 1st-chotu, tu dar raha hai? 2nd-nahi, main nahi darta. 1st-to saley apni

Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha

Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha JAWAB USS K SAWAAL KA Uss ne manga to khara ho gya RONGATA MERAY JAZBAT KA Mein

Oye sms parnay walay teri to

=Oye sms parnay walay. Teri to ? Teri to ? ? Teri to ? ? ? Teri to ? Teri to ? ? Teri

Ye sookha ander jata hai aur

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai Aur Gila Bahir Ata Hai Pehle Chota Hota Hai Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai

Beta mama ye pregnant kya hota hai

Beta: mama ye pregnant kya hota hai? Mama: beta ghussay ko pregnant kehte hain. Next day beta school se aa raha tha k ek

Makaya hakaya rumbha zumbhatimbak tumba jingala jinga

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. If u don’t mind If u don’t feel bad If don’t

Bachama sy mama mey ksy paida

Bacha(ma sy),, Mama mey ksy paida hwa? Maa,, Meyny ek patila liya.usmey mati dali tory din bd dykha to waha tm thy.’ Bachy ny

Kya leke aye they lekar jaoge

Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge! …

Hila zor se hila pura hath

Hila zor se hila pura hila hath chala dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hiayga utna maza aayega warna HALWA jal jayga… …

Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log

Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai: Bhoot – insan ko darane k liye.. Machar – insan ko satane k liye.. Husband

Taleem e baligaan beti ki shadi

“TaleEm -e- BaLigaAn” *Beti Ki Shadi K Hangamoon Ki Wajah Se Ek TaALiBa kO sChoOL Se Chuti Krni Pari, *Parhai K Waqfay K Doran

Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai

Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai… Bird log ghana ga rele hai… Cow log ghaas ka rele hai… Shaane log sms bej rele hai…

Its the g0od girlz that keep da

Its the g0od girLz ThAt kEep da DiARieS, ThE bAd girLz neVer haVe THe TiMe. . 😉 …

Door gaon main raat ko jub

Door Gaon Main Raat Ko Jub.. Maa Baap Sotay Nahin.. To.. Bachay Kehtay Hain.. So Jaa Bapu So Jaa.. Nahi To aik Aur Ho

Quotalcohalquot contains quotfemale harmonesquot proof after

"ALCOHAL" Contains "FEMALE HARMONES" Proof: After Drinking. . . Men Get Weight Talk Unnecessarily Become Extra Emotional & Start Fighting. . . . .

Aap ki ik muskurahat per hum apne

AAP ki ik muskurahat per hum apne hosh ganwa bhethey hum hosh mai aaey hi the k aap phir muskura bhethey……………

Pehlay haath mein lo phir moun

Pehlay haath mein lo… phir moun mein lo…. phir thook lagao… phir seeda karo… aur dalo…… hey kitna mushkil hai…. sui mein dagha dalna….

A girl phoned me the other day

A girl phoned me the other day and said…"Come on over, there’s nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home …

Difference between good girls and bad girls

Difference between good girls and bad girls? Ans:Good girls open few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girls open all buttons to make the

Doctor mrsmegha gud news 4 u

Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News 4 U! MEGHA- What Do U Mean By Mrs.MEGHA! I’m Unmarried. Doctor- Miss MEGHA, Bad News 4 U! …

Batao wo konsa amal hy jis main

Batao Wo Konsa Amal Hy Jis Main Raahat Aur Laanat Dono Ek Saath Milti Hyn? Haar Maani? Answer Is …. PooOOoOon… 😀 …

Gabbar ye haath humko dede thakur

GABBAR: Ye haath humko dede Thakur. THAKUR: Theek hai, lele. Par 1 shart hai. Vada kar?. Roz ?POTTI? dhone tu ayega. . . .

Educational progress bs bull shit

Educational Progress. . . . B.S. Bull Shit. . . M.S. More Shit. . . Ph.D. Piled Higher & Deeper. . . . ;->…

Makaya hakaya rumbha zumbhatimbak tumba jingala jinga

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r a perfect JUNGLI. …

Ot tnaw t2ul i thpinboop ya2

oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb T33w2 ! .. niH)A2 2’rU Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now… …

Shadi kerni thee per kismat khulli

Shadi kerni thee per Kismat khulli nahi, Tajmahel bana tha per MUMTAZ milli nahi, Ab kismat khulli , shadi hui, ab TAJMAHEL bnana chahta

Ek larki ne apni frnd se kaha

Ek Larki Ne Apni Frnd Se Kaha, “BOSs kI Bak bAk Sun kr Tang aA Jati hOoN” AJ hi Mujh sE Kehnay Lga K

Kaise ho maze main tabiat kaisi

Kaise ho? maze main? tabiat kaisi hai? ungli main dard nahi hai? aankh b ok? dimagh b thikane? kamal hai yar phir to SMS

Teacher wat is difference bw 1

Teacher: wat is difference b/w 1. Call girl 2. Girl frnd 3. Wife? Student: 1. Prepaid 2. Post paid 3. Zong (1 no free

When an apple is green it ready

When an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck! & when a girl is 18, she is ready for… NADRA I D CARD

Your network tariff has changed call charges

Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper…….. You can make free calls! …

Shehzada saleem hmari ama or aba hm

Shehzada Saleem: hmari ama or aba hm se itna pyar krte thay k hmare sonay tk hmare pas baithe rehte or hm phir b

Allah aap ko zindagi de daulat

Allah aap ko zindagi de Allah aap ko daulat de Allah aap ko khushian de Allah aap ko kamyaabi de sab yaad ho gaya????

A beautiful statement written inside mens toilet

A Beautiful Statement written inside Men’s Toilet : The Future of our Country is now in your Hands! ;->…

Boss to secretory book my ticket for

Boss To Secretory: Book My Ticket For London.. Aur Suno Mera Naam "D.K.BOSE" Likhwana….! Werna Airport Pe Mera Naam "BOSE.D.K" Announce Hota Hai…. ;->…

I have sms 4 u neecha dekho

i have sms 4 u, neecha dekho aur neecha aur neecha aur neecha . me kabhi soch bhi nahi sakta tha k tum aik

A englishman had a spicy pakistani dinner

A englishman had a spicy pakistani dinner. Next morning he came out of toilet & said now i understand why pakistani use water! Bcoz

Sana mai aj tm sy nhe mil

Sana mai Aj tm sy nhe Mil sakta, Pehly b abu ny Mjy pkr lia tha tmhary sath, Or Ab agr tumhari ami ny

Zamane ki dard se us tasweer toilet

Zamane ki dard se us ki tasweer toilet me chopa rakkhi hai. Didaar ho uska barbar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakki hai….

Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai

Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai. ? ? ? ? Kepad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi …

Paani main kashti car wah pani

paani main kashti kashti main car wah wah pani main kashti kashti mian car sms parhnay wala.. monkeys ka sardar …

Ek bona suhag raat walay din apne

Ek bona suhag raat walay din apne room mein gaya aur biwi se kaha: Chal ghori ban Biwi boli bohat jaldi ho rahi hai

Aik larki ne apni jeans utar di

Aik larki ne apni jeans utar di or larke se boli: "muje larki hone ka ehsas dilao" larke ne b jeans utar de or

The animal of jungle has decided to

THE ANIMAL OF THE JUNGLE HAS DECIDED TO HOLD A MEETING.THE LION IS HERE,THE TIGER IS HERE,THE ELEPHANT IS HERE,THE MONKEY IS HERE…BUT THE

The wind naughty that blows the

The wind The wind The naughty wind That blows the girl?s skirt high But the nature is clever It sends dust with the wind

Suna hai yaad may hamari kisi

Suna hai Yaad may hamari, kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain….? Chalo Hain to ye bhi aansu, bas zara rasta bhatak gaye hain….

This is not fair how could

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even

Y do we always praise shahid afridi

Y do we always praise shahid afridi who scored 100 runs of 37 balls. The real record blongs to shah sultan of saudi arabia

Tauba kya zamana agya hai warid

Tauba Kya zamana agya hai! warid walon ko kya hogya hai? Bare se poster pe ek ladki ki photo hai or likha hai "Lagey

Fact1 you can not touch your lower

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.. …

If u want the latest mercedes benz

If u want the latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy installments of 10 yrs without any down payment……. plz log onto our website: www.apni aukat

A gunman stops a car n asks

A Gunman Stops a car n asks Man 2 Masturbate. Scared Driver obeys. Dis continues 6 times Till driver has no energy Left. GM

Shadi k 7 din baad saas dulhun

Shadi k 7 din baad, Saas Dulhun say: Kia tum nay meri di hue sari pehni? Dulhun:- Wo mujhay 7 din se shalwar nhi

Balochi hamare registan mein quotkhush amdeedquot bolo to

Balochi: Hamare registan mein "Khush-Amdeed" bolo to vapis awaz aati hai "Amded Amded" Pathan: Hamare paharon ma "I Luv U" bolo tu awaaz Aata

Mangta hoon to deti nahi ho

Mangta hoon to deti nahi ho JAWAB MERI BAAT KA deti ho khara ho jata hai ROM ROM JAZBAT KA Kyun bolti ho k

Aap ki aankhain chanda jesi aap

Aap ki aankhain chanda jesi… aap ke baal chanda jesay…. aap ka chehra chanda jesa… aur….. chanda hamari bhains ka naam… …

U look at the ocean see gods

U Look at the Ocean, see GOD’s Abundance ! U Look at the Sky, see GOD’s Wonder ! & when U Look at the

Ek ladki k t shirt pe likha tha

Ek Ladki K T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 93.5 Red Fm. To Batao Uski Pant Pe Kya Likha Hoga ?. . . . . .

Boy its just a formality but

BOY: Its just a formality, but I still ask “can I marry ur Daughter” FATHER: ‘Who told u its just a formality’? BOY: “The

Today is the 2nd death anniversary of

Today is the 2nd death anniversary of famoush theif "Verrappan" so please be silent in respect for 5 minutes and send this sms to

Kia kr rahe ho ager farig tu

Kia kr rahe ho ager farig ho tu pas ao thora or or or pas a kr mujhy ? ? Hawa do Q k

Pathan humesha rait ki

Pathan Humesha Rait ki

A small kid wrote 2 santa clause

A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause, ?send me a brother.? Santa wrote back, ?send me ur mother.?…

Teri galiyon main na rakhain gai qadam

Teri Galiyon Main na rakhain gai qadam Aaj Ke baad.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Kyon ke

U r a donkey d

u r a donkey D = decent o = outclass n = nice k = kind e – excellent y = young if yes

Everybody wants sum1 special nicesum1 thoughtfulsum1

Everybody wants sum1 special…. sum1 nice….sum1 Thoughtful….Sum1 Honest….Sum1 Cute….sum1 Perfect…..Sum1 Attractive…..Sum1 Intelligent….WHY ALWAYS""""""M3 ME me!!!!! …

Jab hota hai tera didardil dharakta baar baar

Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dharakta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dharakta hai baar-baar Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang

Open with love if i disturb

Open with Love… If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I… Love… Disturbing you… …

A good friend is like a donkey

A good friend is like a Donkey because a good freind carrys the load of difficulties and pain in our friendship. you do same

Whats nasbandi jab aapki aadat ho

What’s Nasbandi…….? Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi Jaate Ho Heera Mandi Uthate Ho Dandi Phir Chodte Ho Randi Tab Krni

He came at night explored my

He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left,

Ap mujhe ek jagha se bohat pyare

Ap Mujhe Ek Jagha Se Bohat Pyare Lagte Hain? Bhala Kahan Se? Door se 😉 …

Teacher kisses ko sentence main is tarah

Teacher Kisses Ko Sentence Main Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae Student Aaj Subah Subah Begam Se

Hum bhi kaisi qismat rakhte hain

Hum Bhi Kaisi Qismat Rakhte Hain . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

8 saal ka bacha rape k case

8 SAAL KA BACHA RAPE K CASE MAIN PAKRA GAYA,aDALAT MEIN LADY LAWYER NEY US KI LULY PAKAR KAR KAHA,KYA YEHKAR SAKTA HAI…? BACHA

We all love to spend lots of

We all love to spend lots of money for buying new clothes but honestly Did we ever realized that the best times we enjoy

Lady shoes dikhaiye shopkeeper

Lady – Shoes dikhaiye . Shopkeeper : Kitnne number ka ? Lady – 36 no. Shopkeeper Jaao madam jaao , ghar se soch kar

Answer the question in yesno kia

answer the question in yes/no kia aapke sir pe seengh hain? see the result below if yes to bhains ke to seengh hotay he

Cute nurse came for a job interview

cute Nurse came for a job interview. Dr: What salary do you expect? Nurse:Rs10,000. Dr was overjoyed n said “My pleasure” Nurse:With PLEASURE its

Wife is a knife y she

wife is a knife……………… y she is a knife…………… bcz she cuts the evil in ur heat………………………………….

Aisi kon c chez hai jo woman

Aisi Kon c Chez Hai. jo Woman Mei Aagee hoTi hAi or Cow mEi PeChe.? . . . . Its= " W " W-OMAN

Life without u is impossible r in

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not

Worlds shortest love story he smiled

World’s Shortest Love Story . . . He Smiled… She Smiled… Baby Cried…:p;-> …

Bumper prize send me sms win

BUMPER PRIZE! send me sms $win 10 lak ki car ka FOTO, 29 inch tv ka BOX,malasiya jana wala plane ko TATA karna ka

Mallika at airport bhikhari behanji 1 rupiya

Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: pehli bar kisine

A lady wakes up early in the

A Lady Wakes Up Early In The Morning And Saw Her Cat In The Rain… ..&.. Screamed…. "ha… My Pussy Is Getting Wet….." ;->…

In which case man start swetting in

In which case-MAN start Swetting in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On.. Think.. Shopping…

Boy 2 girlmere sath dane karo gi

Boy 2 girl:mere sath dan?e karo gi girl:main bache k 7 dance nahi karte boy: mujhe nahi pata tha k ap pregnent hain….

Yeh sookha andar jata ha aur gila

Yeh sookha andar jata ha Aur Gila bahir ata ha Phele chota hota ha Phir yeh mota hota ha Jab ye andar rehta ha

Doctor bachey 2 he acheywaise apke kitne

DOCTOR BAchEy 2 he Achey WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin LADY PehLe tu 2 he thAy LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy toAchey ki TALAsh

Most romentic shyari of the year arz

most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai, paani ke bina tu tatti se libre chuttarh dho nahi sakti…. mere siva tu kisi

Why did god create you before me

Why did God Create ‘you’ before Me….? Ans: B’cause he wanted to Create a ‘Sample’, Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece* …

Ajeeb dost hay mera ajeeb mizaj rakhta

AjEeb DosT hAy MerA ajEeb mizAj rAkhtA hAy SawAL kArnE sE pEhLAy jAwAb rAkhtA hAy WesAy tOu kEhtA hAy "I HatE girLz" MagAr khUsrOn

Aik admi kafi der se khanscough rha

Aik Admi Kafi Der Se Khans(Cough) Rha Tha. Sher Khan Ne Osay Aek Goli Khila Di THODI Der Baad Sher Khan K Dost Ne

Karay jaoooooooo karay jaoo baysharmoon

KARAY JAOOOOOOOO…. . . . karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi