Mangta hoon to deti nahi ho

JAWAB MERI BAAT KA

deti ho khara ho jata hai

ROM ROM JAZBAT KA

Kyun bolti ho k dhery se dalo

BAALON MEIN PHOOL GULAB KA!

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Aap ki aankhain chanda jesi…

aap ke baal chanda jesay….

aap ka chehra chanda jesa…

aur…..

chanda hamari bhains ka naam…

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BOY:

Its just a formality, but I still ask

“can I marry ur Daughter”

FATHER:

‘Who told u its just a formality’?

BOY:

“The Gynaechologist:-…

Ek Ladki K T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 93.5 Red Fm.

To Batao Uski Pant Pe Kya Likha Hoga ?. . . . . . . .

Bajate Raho. . . . . !…

U Look at the Ocean, see GOD’s Abundance ! U Look at the Sky, see GOD’s Wonder ! & when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD’s BLUNDER

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Pathan Humesha Rait ki

A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause,

?send me a brother.?

Santa wrote back,

?send me ur mother.?…

u r a donkey

D = decent

o = outclass

n = nice

k = kind

e – excellent

y = young

if yes then sms me proud 2 be a DONKEY

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Everybody wants sum1 special….

sum1 nice….sum1 Thoughtful….Sum1 Honest….Sum1 Cute….sum1 Perfect…..Sum1 Attractive…..Sum1 Intelligent….WHY ALWAYS""""""M3 ME me!!!!! …

Open with Love…

If I disturb U

I am Sorry!

But I need

To Say

I…

Love…

Disturbing you…

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A good friend is like a Donkey

because a good freind carrys the load of difficulties and pain in our friendship.

you do same and you are my good friend so you are my cute donkey….

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Ap Mujhe Ek Jagha Se Bohat Pyare Lagte Hain?

Bhala Kahan Se?

Door se 😉

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He came at night,

explored my body,

got on top of me,

touched me,

he bit, sucked, swalowd,

when he was satisfyed,

he left,

i was hurt,

BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

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Hum Bhi Kaisi Qismat Rakhte Hain . .

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Zameen Mili Banjar

Aur

Dost Miley Kanjar …

answer the question in yes/no

kia aapke sir pe seengh hain?

see the result below

if yes to

bhains ke to seengh hotay he hain

if no

to hairan na hoon gadhay ke hotay bhi nahin

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wife is a knife………………

y she is a knife……………

bcz she cuts the evil in ur heat………………………………….

cute Nurse came for a job interview.

Dr: What salary do you expect?

Nurse:Rs10,000.

Dr was overjoyed n said “My pleasure”

Nurse:With PLEASURE its Rs:25,000. :-)…

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

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A Lady Wakes Up Early In The Morning And Saw Her Cat In The Rain…

..&..

Screamed…. "ha… My Pussy Is Getting Wet….." ;->…

In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..

Think..

Shopping…

Boy 2 girl:mere sath dan?e karo gi

girl:main bache k 7 dance nahi karte

boy: mujhe nahi pata tha k ap pregnent hain….

Yeh sookha andar jata ha

Aur

Gila bahir ata ha

Phele chota hota ha

Phir yeh mota hota ha

Jab ye andar rehta ha to yeh red kar deta ha

Thori dair hilane k baad jab ise bahir nikalo to apna kam dikha kar yeh bejan sa bahir ata ha

Kuch aur nahin ha yeh

Is ko kehte han LIPTON TEA BAG……

most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai,

paani ke bina tu tatti se libre chuttarh dho nahi sakti….

mere siva tu kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti!!!…

DOCTOR BAchEy 2 he Achey

WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin

LADY PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to
Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy
+92 300 2711 588
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AjEeb DosT hAy MerA ajEeb mizAj rAkhtA hAy

SawAL kArnE sE pEhLAy jAwAb rAkhtA hAy

WesAy tOu kEhtA hAy "I HatE girLz"

MagAr khUsrOn sE hAnsi mAzAq rAkhtA hAy ;->…

Why did God Create ‘you’ before Me….? Ans: B’cause he wanted to Create a ‘Sample’, Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*

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In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor

1st Nurse He Dresses very well.

2nd Nurse And very Quickly too
+92 300 2711 588
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sms na bheaj k dil tor dea mera

ab apne cell ko dafna dena,

agar kafan na mile to,

apna rumaal uraah dena,

agar koi kasoor pooche cell ka

to apni kanjusi bata dena!!! …

Relation Between Men

&Women As On Now Days :-

You Can Touch Each Other

But You Cannot

Touch Each Other?s Mobiles . . !

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Aap cartoon

Aap k bhai cartoon

Aap ki sister cartoon

Aap k abbu cartoon

Aap k bachay cartoon

Aap ki puri family cartoon

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Dekhte hain ya nahi?…

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

Son : “GIVE ME SWEET KISS”

kaha 2 thappad marti hai…

kash aapk chehrey pe cheechuk k daag hotey…

chand to aap hai hii tarey b saath hotey …

Aap ki personality per aik sher arz kia hai,

soraj hamesha chand key sath rahe ga,

Wah Wah,

tou chutiya tha chutiya hai aur chutiya rahe ga,

Wah Wah..>…

har mulk ki 1 sarhad hoti hai

har bachey ki 1 zidd hoti hai

ab 2 sms kardo

kanjudi ki b hadd hoti hai

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Allah ke naam pe,

maula ke naam pe,

Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe,

Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo,

yeh mujhe msg nahi karta.

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Eik Piyari Si Surat,
Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,
Thodi Shahrarat,
Thodi Mohabbat,
Thodi Masti,
Thoda Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,
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Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa……….!!
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i’d climb the highest mountain

i’d swim the ocean blue

i’d do anthimg my dear

just 2 get away from u

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Faakay pe faaka ho raha hai,

Nakay pe naka ho raha hai,

Hakumat kar rahi hai Mansooba bandi,

Phir bhi kakay pe kaka ho raha hai…….

Kabhi kehta tha dost mera

k

"jaan bhi maango tu hazir hay"

Aaj apni biwi ko jaan kehta hay,

aur maango tu inkaar karta hey..!

Matlabi saaalaaa.. :)…

Boy to tEaCheR:

MaM I LoVe u .

MAm:sTuPiD I M uR mOtHeR ,

BoY dAiLeD a nUmBeR 4rm mOb nD sAiD”DAD I hAvE dOnE uR wOrK,Now InCrEaSe mY pOcKeT mOnEy”…

Allah aap ko zindagi de

Allah aap ko daulat de

Allah aap ko khushian de

Allah aap ko kamyaabi de

sab yaad ho gaya????

Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja!

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Larka: Tum ho kya cheez jo itnay Nakhray dikha rahi ho?

Larki: I am Heroin

Larka: To Heroinchi to main b Hon….

Saali- Mini skirt me jijaji k paas aakar kehthi hai: Jiju dekhiye to, jukne se meri panty dikhthi he kya?

Jija: Pahle pehan to lo, phir dikhana.

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issa kahta han line marna

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1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya toU Us K BaaP Ne Pocha:

Yeh Kis Ka Bacha hA ?

Larki: PaPa Dua SaLaM toU Sab Se The Ab Mein Kis Kis Ka NaaM Loon… =P ;->…

PAAD K NAM EK SWEET POEM

Jo maray wo fresh,

Jo songay wo crash,

Kabi awaz kabi be awaz hota hy

Mgr badbo apni hr su pehlata ha,

Kabi poooon,

Kabi paaaan,

Kabi padar padar niklta ha,

Ktna surela hota ha kabi to lambi seti b bjata ha,

Kabi akelay men kabi mehfil men nikl jata ha,

Akelay ke tou khayr hai mgr mehfil men tanha kar jata hai,

Kabi tou aysa sarata hai k naak k baal jala dayta hai,

Aur kabi dosto ke tarha hawa main he ghul mil jata hai…

Teacher: Laden Ki 5 Biwian or20 Bache, Lalu Ki 1 Biwi Or9 Bache Tou Btao In Dono Me Se Kon Acha?

Bacha: Score to Laden Ka Zyada Hy Pr Avrage Lalu Ka Acha Hy ;->…

Married Women Ko PoLiCe Me Job Buhat Jald Kyun MiL Jati Hai?

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Becoz

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Wo Chapa Marnay Me Exert Hoti Hain. . .>…

Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?

no?

r u sure?

plz check again.

no?

ok!

no problem

sabit hua kay waqie Gadhay kay sir per seengh nahi hotay

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wait

wait

cool

cool

relax

relax

ok

ok

ready

start

go

5

4

3

2

1

now

delete the msg……..!!

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Thinking Of Lady Banker …

Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy

Q K

Logo’n

Ne

Ab

Mujh se

PAISEY

Gin

Ker

Wapis

Lene

Shruu

Ker Diye

Hain … ;->…

Height oF MissUnderStanding . . .

An Old Woman Wanted To Travel By Bus To The Pet Cemetry Wid The Remains Of Her Cat..

As She Whisperd To The Driver " I’ve A Dead Pussy. . . "

The Driver Pointed To The Woman in The Seat Behind Him & Said: " Sit Wid My Wife, U Two Have A Lot In Common. . . " (;->)…

Aik khobsort khaton ne pasport k lie office m application di,

Klark ne application form parha or kaha;-

"apne aik bachy ki umer aik sal likhi hy 2ry bachay ki Umr 6 saAL Likhi hai,

Jab K Apnay Ye Bhi Likha Hai Ap K Husband 6 SaAL Pehlay Wafat Paa Gaye,

Aurat Ne Bhi Takulafana Jawab Dia,

K

"G Main To Abhi Zinda Hoon"…

meri DUA hAi

K

tUmhe. . .

MeEnAr-E-PAKISTAN jEsi LAmbi zindAgi milAy. . .

hEr bAndA 5 rUpEy dEy kAr. . .

tUmhAry OpEr chArhy……. ;->…

ishaq k cshool mein new mahool tyar ho gya class ki techer ko papu sy payer ho gya is bat sy sari class ka dil udas ho gya sari class fail aur papu pass hogya …

Allah aap ko zindagi de

Allah aap ko daulat de

Allah aap ko khushian de

Allah aap ko kamyaabi de

sab yaad ho gaya????

Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja!

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Bacha Mis Se

Mis Ap Muje Boht Achi Lgti Ho, Mai Ap Se Shadi Kronga,

Mis Ghusey Se Boli

Mujhe Bachon Se Nafrat He

Bacha!

Miss Mai Koshish Kronga K Bachey Na Hun….

Kya aap..

Colse Up karte hain..?

Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..!

Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai…!

"MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..!

To aap SMS kyuo nahi krta hian

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For India, its Ind.

For Pakistan its Pak.

For Australia its Aus.

For Argentina its Arg.

For Germany its Ger.

Then what’s for

Brazil & London….

Jo Ho saky to Nawaz do

Mri Subha Ko Nikhar do

Mri Sham Ko Sanwar do!

Mry dukhon Ko Qarar do

Ye Na Ho skay to Yun Kro

Mujy apni girl/frnd Udhar do.. =P ;->…

Thought Of D Day

Never Hold Ur Farts In.

Dey Travel Up

Ur Spine,

In 2 Ur Brain

N Thats Where U

Get Shitty Ideas

From!

So Blast 2 GLORY!…

Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me… well

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Larkiyon Aur Larko Ki Wo Kon Si Jaga Ha Jaha Hadi Nahe Hoti . ?

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hOnT DiRty Mind…=P;->

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A Person Doing His own SWOT Analysis.

Strength: My Wife

Weakness: My Neighbor’s Wife

Opportunity: When My Neighbor Is

On Tour

Threat: When I am On Tour. :)…

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A cute female elephant passed by…

What does the loafer elephant say?

Wow kia figure hai

3600-2400-3600 …

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. he he he he

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Allah aap ko zindagi de

Allah aap ko daulat de

Allah aap ko khushian de

Allah aap ko kamyaabi de

sab yaad ho gaya????

Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja!

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Shadeed garmi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai, dar hai k doodh ki shortage ho jaye gi, is liy tamaam “GIRLS” se guzarish hai k is muskil waqt mein hukumat ka sath den

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aur boil karte waqt doodh zaya hone se bachayen.

U dirty mind….

Allah aap ko zindagi de

Allah aap ko daulat de

Allah aap ko khushian de

Allah aap ko kamyaabi de

sab yaad ho gaya????

Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja!

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1 Admi apni biwi k sath apna scoter dho raha hota hai. Us k totly bete se ksi ne pocha. abu kya kr rhe hei. Beta! Abu chuter dho rhe hei ami pani dal rai hei….

jab subha utho to kalima tayibba parho

jab pani piyo to bismillah parho

jab mujhe dekho to Subhan Allah parho

aur jab aaina dekho to Lahola wala quwa parho

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Class mein shorr ho raha tha teacher nahi tha.

Principal entered n asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hay?

8 larkian sharmatay huay:

Sir hamara……

Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:

Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said:

Yes

Child:

Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->…

yeh aisa msg hai…………. , jisay nalaik parhtey hain,bewakoof save kartey hain ,pagal delet kartey hain ….app kya karney waley hain;)

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arz kia hai kay

aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say milti hai

wah wah subhanAllah

aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say mitli hai

to

is main becharay gadhay ki kia ghalti hai??

ha ha ha

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DEFINE AGONY:

Its like a One Armed Man Hanging at the Edge of a Cliff by his Only Arm! And with his Butt Devastatingly Itchy.

DEFINE DEATH:

He Scratched It ;->…

Mom Of da Milenium:

A Girl Tells her Mom:

“I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?”

Mom: “Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM” ! :D…

The boy went to his dad’s friend home late night..

Uncle offered him to sleep in baby’s room..

Boy refused due to baby’s crying nature and went to sleep in tv lounge..

Next morning on breakfast table he saw a beautiful girl..

Boy asked: who r u?

Girl: i am baby and u?

Boy: main ullu ka patha…..

1 murghi super market gae aur kaha: 1 anda dena

Salesman: tum anda kya karogi?

Murghi: q k murgha ne bola hai darling! 5 rupay k liye apna figure khrab mat kro…

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Tum bin hum bohat akele hain

Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain

Dekho hum kitne vele hain

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Dosti karo Collegewali se,

Pyar karo Officewali se,

Programme karo Padoswali se,

Aonkh ladao Sali se,

Love karo Dilwali se,

Aur Mar khao Gharwali se

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SMOKE everyday!

SMOKE means,

S-Send

M-Me

O-One

K-Kool SMS

E-Everyday!

So,Pls feel free to SMOKE.

Request U To be a chain

smoker.

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Ek sharif admi shadi k bad apni biwi se bola: Aj se tum hi meri Zindagi ho

Rahat ho Tamanna ho!

Biwi: Mere liye b aj se ap hi FARHAN ho AMIR ho aur HAMMAD ho.

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Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!

:-D…

U r thousands of Killo Meters away from me,Still I’m watching ur every moment by 3 different channels….

1.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

2.CARTOON NETWORK

3.ANIMAL PLANET

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Ek admi dosrey admi se

“ye bachey itne shararti kyun hotey hain”

DOsra bola

“Jo cheez banti sharaRat se hy wo sharif kasey ho sakti hey”…

Hajjaam ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady saari sukhaane daali……….. Hajaam ki dukaan main andhera ho gaya………… Hajaam ne awaaz di…. "Beebiji… saari uthao, neeche baal kaatna hai…!!" ;->…

tere pyar ki roshni esii hai k harr taruf ujala nazar ata hai,sochti hoon k ghar ki bijlii katwa doon kambhakht bill bohat ataa hai …