Memon SMS Collection

Memon jao 2 dukano se 3 3 kabab

MEMON: Jao..! 2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao… Servant: Janab..! 6 ikhattey kyun nahi..? Memon: Nalaik Aadmi..! Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley

Memon ask to taxi driver abdullah shah

Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or

Sheikh apne bachon sejo rat ko khana

Sheikh Apne bachon se:Jo Rat ko khana ni khega use 5 rupe milege Sab bache 5,5 Rupe lekar sogae Subha ko Sheikh bola: Jo

Lets welcome the year which is fresh

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Kanjoos ka beta girlfriend k sath ghom

Kanjoos ka beta girlfriend k sath ghom k aya to bap ne pocha: kitne paise kharch kiye.? . Beta: 50 rupey . Bap: Itne

Aur ab lollywood pesh karta hai ek

Aur Ab Lollywood Pesh Karta Hai Ek or New Film Guess what? . ? ? ? ? ? . . . . . .

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

Can i have your picture so santa

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas. Happy Xmas!

Memon to dukandar yaar zara toothbrush dena

Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho

Shadi me 1 memon bahut der tk

Shadi Me 1 Memon Bahut Der Tk Khata Raha, Kse Ne Pocha Bhae Kab Tak Khaty Rhogy? Memon: Yaar Me Khud Kah Kha K

A silent night a star above

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

Memon ask to taxi driver abdullah shah

Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or

Aik memon dozakh mein tha kisi ne

Aik memon dozakh mein tha Kisi ne pocha memon to bohat Parheezgar hote hain ap yahan kaise MEMON: Jannat main flat mila tha rest

Sheikh sahab k betay ne kaha dad

Sheikh sahab k betay ne kaha: Dad meri Girl Friend pregnant ho gayi hai. Rs: 50,000 Maang rahi hai CHUP rehnay k, Dad ne

Doctor sheikh sb aap ko kaele ka

DOCTor., Sheikh sb aap ko kaele ka chilka nazar nahi aaya tha jo aap phisal gye? SHEIKH: Doctar sab main ne paaon rakh k

Akri moty baeri plang te sutti ve

Akri moty baeri plang te sutti ve k achanak jaljalo avyo ta hu plang se payi wi. . Hun jo gherwaro jaldi jaldi bhagi

Dabbey main dabba cake memon

Dabbey Main Dabba Dabbey Main Cake . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs

Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai? Memon: Jana Kahan Hai

Memon i am so miserkanjoos that i

Memon: I am so miser(kanjoos) that i went alone for my honeymoon and saved half of the money. Sheikh: That is nothing, I saved

Christmas is a state of mind when

Christmas is a state of mind when you cherish peace and goodwill. The real spirit of Christmas is to have mercy, love and faith

1 memon bache ko le kr nai

1 memon 1 bache ko le kr nai ki dukan me dakhl hua. Memon ne baal katwaye, shave banvai or naai ko kaha: Bachay

Before now you are just okyesterday were

Before Now you are just ok,yesterday you were better,today you are perfect,This is the the effect of a blissful season…christmas.merry it in style.

Memon apnay betay ki petaai laga raha

MEMON Apnay Betay Ki Petaai Laga Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Poocha Kya Huwa Q Maar Rahay Ho Bacchey Ko? *MEMON: Kya Bataun Janab Maine

Christmas is not a time nor season

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is

Memon ko current laga begum ne

Memon Ko Current Laga… Begum Ne Memon Se Poocha: Kuch Howa To Nahi..? Memon Bola: Mujhe Chorr Bahir Jaa Kar Deakh “UNIT” Kitne Gire

Memon ya allah tu mujhe 1000rs de

Memon: YA ALLAH, tu mujhe 1000.Rs de ga to 500.Rs teri rah mein doon ga Raste mein usko 500.Rs mile Memon bola*YA ALLAH Itna

Teacher jo ander aane k liye sab

Teacher: Jo Ander Aane K Liye Sab Se Chota Sentence Bole Ga Ussey Gift Mile Ga Eng Child: May I Come In? Urdu Child:

Sheikh shadi wali rat apni bv se

Sheikh shadi wali rat apni bv se: apna haath dejiay BV n sharma k hath aagay barha dia or ankhain band ker leen, jab

Sheikhon k larkay or larki mein pyar

Sheikhon k larkay or larki mein pyar ho gaya GIRL:Jab mere abu so jain gy to main Gali mein sikka Phaink dongi to tum

Christmas waves a magic wand over this

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

Memon k bete ka accident hovadrap ki

Memon k bete ka accident hova.Dr:ap k bete ki dono tangen ktni parey gimemon:sir pakr k beth gayaDr:kia huamemon:afsos horha hy kal hi nai

Memon ki shaadi mei baar paani pesh

Memon ki shaadi mei baar baar Paani pesh kia jaraha tha! Tangg aaker 1 Pathan bola! Halaq me paani phanss giya hai thori BIRYANI

Dont expect too much of christmas day

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the

Memon ka beta girl friend k

MEMON ka beta girl friend k sath ghoom k ghar ayato baap ne poocha,kitnay paisay kharch kiye?Beta: 50 rupye.Baap: itne saray?Beta: Abba us k

A sheikh was searching these words in

A SHEIKH Was Searching These Words In Google: Free Dinner At 5 Star Hotel. Google Search Result: Sudhar Jaa,SHEIKH!

Perfume wala sahb perfume le lo prfume

Perfume wala: Sahb perfume le lo, prfume le lo. Sheikh:25 paise wala dikhao… Perfume wala: meri BAGHAL me ungli daal ke soongh lo…;)

Pehalwan ne mehfil me 1 limu se

Pehalwan ne Mehfil me 1 Limu se pura 1 Glass juice Nikal kar sabko Heran kar dia Challenge kia aisa koi aur kar k

Memon 2 son meri dili khwahish

Memon 2 Son: Meri Dili Khwahish He K Tum Bary Ho K ‘WAKEEL’Bano Son:Wo Q? Memon: Ta K Mera Valimay Wala ‘Black Coat’ Tumhary

Memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k

Memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Memon

Memon to his son meri dili khwahish

Memon to his son: Meri dili khwahish hai k tum bary ho k ‘wakeel’ bano.. Son: woh kyun..?? Memon: Ta k, mera ‘kaale coat’

Memon ka beta apni girl friend k

Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.

1 memon samandar mein d0ob gaya us

1 Memon samandar Mein d0ob gaya us ne dua ki “YA ALLAH mujhay nikal de mein teri rah mein 1 chawal ki Degh doonga”.

Faith makes all things possiblehope worklove beautifulmay

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Christmas is not a time nor season

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is

Sheikh suhaag raat biwi sey apna haath

SHEIKH Suhaag Raat BIWI Sey: Apna Haath Dejye. BIWI Ney Sharma Kay Haath Aagey Barhaya Aur Aankhain Band Kar Lein, Thori Dair Baad Ankhain

Ek taj mahal nahi chahiye mujhe aapka

Ek Taj Mahal nahi chahiye, Mujhe aapka pyaar hi chahiye, Marke mere naam ka Taj Mahal nahi banana, Sirf apne dil mein meri tasveer

Memon ka beta girlfrend k sath ghoom

Memon ka beta girlfrend k sath ghoom k aaya to baap ne pocha kitney paise kharch kiye? Beta: 50 rupee! Baap: bas!!! Beta: Abba

sheikh mehman se thanda peo ge

*: Sheikh mehman se: thanda peo ge ya garam? Mehman: Dono ley ayen, Sheikh: Begum! Pani da 1 glass freezer vichon, Te 1 glass

Faith makes all things possiblehope worklove beautifulmay

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Titanic k sath memon bhi doob raha

Titanic K Sath Memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Memon: Shukar Hai Main Ne

Waqt e qudrat le aaya hy aaj humain us

Waqt-e-Qudrat Le Aaya Hy Aaj Humain Us Jaga Pe Faraz Chal Diye Usi Mitti Main Jis Ki Hum Amanat Thay

Merry christmas ka yeh pyara tehwaar jeevan

Merry Christmas ka yeh pyara tehwaar jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas

Sheikh at shop bhai 1 rs

Sheikh at shop: Bhai, 1 Rs. ka easy load kar do! ShopKeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms? Sheikh: Karna te

Memon ka beta abu 5 ropay do

Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do Na Abu: Nahin Dun Ga Beta: Abu Day Do, Doodh Walay Aur Ami Ki Ek Baat Bataun

Memon beemar hua to check up k

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya. Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola: . .

Somehow not only for christmas but all

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back

Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs ka

Memon At Petrol Pump: Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do. Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai? Memon: Jana Kahan Hai

Kitny hamdard milydost mily yar mily sb

Kitny hamdard mily,dost mily, yar mily Sb ubharty hoy soraj k paristar mily Zindagi tu hamain bazaar men kun lay aie Hm to YOSUF

Eik memmon khali katorey main roti daba

Eik Memmon Khali Katorey Main Roti Daba Kar Kha Raha Tha Waiter Ne Deka Tu Poucha Ap Yah Kia Kar Rahey Hian Memon Ne

Memon yeh kailabanana kaisay diya shopkeeper

Memon: Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya? Shopkeeper: 1rs. Memon: 60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai? S.K: 60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega. Memon: Ley 40

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.

Sheikh meri biwi bari fzool kharch ay

Sheikh: Meri biwi bari fzool kharch ay Jadon di shadi hoi ay roz 100, 200 mangdi ay. Dost: Wo in paison ka kya karti

Somehow not only for christmas but all

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back

Eik memmon khali katorey main roti daba

EIK MEMMON KHALI KATOREY MAIN ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN MEMON NE

Memon to dukandar yaar zara toothbrush dena

Memon To Dukandar: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota To Naya Q Lerahe Ho

Kanjoos aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua.. Waiter: janab kia chahiye.? Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha, kuch bach gaya tha,

Who is memon memon has 600

Who Is Memon? Memon Has 600 Years Old History. There Is No1 Single Non Muslim In MEMON Nation. All Memons Are Muslims. This Is

Golden words ksi ko uski chapal

GOLDEN WORDS* Ksi Ko Uski ‘CHAPAL’ or Puranay LIBAS Ki Wjah Se ‘GHAREEB’ Na Smjho Ho skta hy wo ‘ MEM0N’ Ho..??

Aik shaikh bus me sfr kr raha

Aik Shaikh bus me sfr kr raha tha, Achanak bus be’qabu ho kr drya me ja giri, Hr koi apni zindgi bachany k liye

Heap on the wood wind is chill

Heap on the wood!- the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.

Ek memon ko jin charh gaya 3

Ek Memon Ko Jin Charh Gaya 3 Din Baad Jin Khud Aalim Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola: Aalim Sahab! Ujhe Bahar Nikalo Mein To

Memon se marny k baad farishty ne

Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha: ”koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein? Memon: ‘haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1

Important msg by islamic reasearch foundation attention

Important Msg. By Islamic Reasearch Foundation: Attention All Muslims. Before 25 Dec. Sab Ko Batain Khud Be Amal Karain. Don’t Say Marry Chrismas. Jik

Somehow not only for christmas but all

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back

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Sheikh girl yar aj papa ne

Sheikh girl: Yar aj papa ne mujhe apne dost k sath bike pe dekh liya 2nd girl: Ufff…! phir kya hua? girl: papa ne

Memon at shop bhai 1 rs

Memon At shop: Bhai 1 RS ka load kar do Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k Call Krni Hai ya SMS Memon: Krna te Khuch

A memon movie hero iqbalia heroin

‘A Memon Movie’ Hero: Iqbalia Heroin: Jaibun Vilain: Jakaria Scene: Vilain Heroin ko utha kar le ja raha hai, Aur Woh Chilla Rahi Hai.

Teen dost tha phela pathan dusra panjabi

Teen Dost Tha Phela Pathan Dusra Panjabi Or Tesra Memon Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha Dostoo Na Bolaa Ka Yar Zakat Dana Ha Too App

Dont expect too much of christmas day

Don?t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can?t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the

Aik billi sheikh k ghar se roti

Aik billi sheikh k ghar se roti hue nikli kisi ne billi se ronay ki waja puchi billi ne rotay huay jawab diya ik

1 memon subha so ko utha to

1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay

Memon pent ki silai kitni hy

Memon: Pent Ki Silai Kitni Hy? Tailor: Rs. 150. Memon: Nekar Ki? Tailar: Rs. 50. Memon: Ok. Nikar Hi See De Par Lmbai Pairon

Memon ek kela kitne ka hykele wala

Memon: ek kela kitne ka hy?Kele wala: 1 rupe Memon: 60 pese mey milega? Kele wala: 60 pese me sirf chilka milega Memon: Lo

Lets welcome the year which is fresh

Lets welcome the year which is fresh Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate

Christmas may be many things or it

Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; it?s watching U.

Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs

Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai? Memon: Jana Kahan Hai

Ek sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de

Ek Sheikh ne Arbi ko khoon de kr us ke jan bachai Arbi ne usey Mercedez car gift kar di. Arbi ko phir khoon

Shiekh lijiye na aur rasgulle mehman

Shiekh: lijiye na aur RASGULLE. Mehman: Nahi shukria main pehle hi 4 le chuka hoon. Shiekh: waise Liye to aap ne 7 hain lekin

Baniye ki biwi beemar thi light

Baniye ki biwi beemar thi: Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein

Dont expect too much of christmas day

Don?t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can?t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the

1 beautyful girl ne ghar ka kuch

1 beautyful girl ne ghar ka kuch saman 1 gali ke larky sy mangwaya to 30rs kam par gay wo us larky ne mila

Memon k ghar se choha bahir ja

MEMON k ghar se choha bahir ja raha tha. MEMON: Kahan ja rahy ho aur kiya le kar ja rahy ho? Choha: BHAI bhooka