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May Kal Say Apnay Husband Ko

Lady: Doc Se, Mairy Boobs Bohat Chotay Hain, Kya Karon???
Doc: Aap Ko Rooz Mairy Paas Aana Hoga, May In Ko Choos Choos K Bara Kar Donga..
Lady: Ok, May Kal Say Apnay Husband Ko B Lay Kar Aaonge, Un Ke Lulli B Bohat Chote Hay :)

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Written by wakeel on January 29, 2012 8:13 pm | Permalink | Read Comments (0)
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