A married womans poem he didnt lyk


He didnt lyk d curry & he didnt lyk my cake

He said my biscuits wer 2 hard

Not lyk his mother used 2 make

I didnt prepare d coffee right

He didnt like d stew

I didnt mend his socks

d way his mother used to

I pondered 4 an answer

I was lookin 4 a clue

Isnt dere anythng i cud do 2 match his mothers shoe?

Then I smiled as I saw light

1 thing I cud definitely do!

I turned around & slapped him tight

Just like his mother used 2.. =P =D…

Before marriage & after marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upward

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top