A couple before marriage mad for each

A Couple Before Marriage

“MAD” For Each Other …

After Marriage

“MADE” For Each Other …

And

A Few Years Later

“MAD” Because Of Each Other……

Before marriage & after marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upward

What is Marriage?

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA

During Marriage ceremony

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

but I was in love and didnt notice.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

Marriage is like going to

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..

Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Tapo slanto said kawary ki aik

TAPO SLANTO said : ?KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY?

YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:-)

Mahabbat ki nahi jati ho hai

MAHABBAT KI NAHI JATI HO JATI HAI.

OUN KI ANKHOON MEIN DOBNAI KO DIL KERTA HAI.

OUN KI ZULFOON SAI KAILNAI KAY LIYAY DIL MACHALTAY HAIN.

PIYAR KAY DO METTAY BOL BOLLIAN YAY DIL KERTA HAI.

AB TOU SHADI KERNAY KA DIL KERTA HAI..

Fault 4 a little boy

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

Because married men are more obedient.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai

Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai

Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet

Bad me to bs Qomi Trana acha lgta hai

New weddings style nikah molvi do you

New weddings Style

NIKAH:

Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single To Married?

Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Molvi: Congratulation ur prfile updated sucesfuly. You are now Husband and Wife You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forgeT To Tag Me!;-)

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

Before marriage:

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

A little kid asks his Dad,

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

Dont marry the person you want

Don’t Marry The Person ,

You Want To Live With…

Marry The One ,

You Cannot Live Without…

But

Remembr

Whatever You Do,

You Will Regret It Later… ;->…

last two words in: “Yes dear”

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

Man shows his marriage certificate

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

A boy thought of suicide he

A Boy Thought Of Suicide

He Drank Poison ,But His Father Saved Him

He Hanged, But His Mother Saved Him

……

He Met With An Accident , Doctor Saved Him

He Jumped Into A Well, Gardener Saved Him

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At Last He Got Married,

N Now No One Could Save Him 😀 :P…

Some people ask the secret

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Quote my advice to you is get

QUOTE: My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher.

(Socrates)…

Shaadi k baad pehla

Shaadi K Baad … !

Pehla Maheena

"FAKHAR Ka"

Doosra Maheena

"JABAR Ka"

Aur

Phir Us K Baad

Sarey Maheeny

"SABAR K Hotey Hyn" ;->…

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?

Simple

Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..

Aur

Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)…

The Equation of Marriage:

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

A married womans poem he didnt lyk

‘A MARRIED WOMAN’S POEM’

He didnt lyk d curry & he didnt lyk my cake

He said my biscuits wer 2 hard

Not lyk his mother used 2 make

I didnt prepare d coffee right

He didnt like d stew

I didnt mend his socks

d way his mother used to

I pondered 4 an answer

I was lookin 4 a clue

Isnt dere anythng i cud do 2 match his mothers shoe?

Then I smiled as I saw light

1 thing I cud definitely do!

I turned around & slapped him tight

Just like his mother used 2.. =P =D…

My marriage is made of Trust

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

During Marriage ceremony

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

Khuda kry k 2008 apko ras a

KHUDA kry k 2008 apko RAS a jy,

ap jisy CHAHENY vo ap k PAS a jy,

ap sara sal KANWARE na re,

dua hy APKA RISHTA lekar apki SAAS a jy.AMEEN?…

Secret of happy marriage accept

Secret of Happy Marriage – ACCEPT –

Attraction,

Communication,

Commitment,

Enjoyment,

Purpose,

Trust.

Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven….

Whats marriage answer marriage is the

What’s Marriage?

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Answer-

MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person NON Sense…xD :P…

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai

Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai

Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet

Bad me to bs Qomi Trana acha lgta hai

Tapo slanto said kawary ki aik

TAPO SLANTO said : ?KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY?

YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:-)

After marriage aeni calld three doctor becoz

//After Marriage//

Aeni calld three doctor becoz her little child felt headache.

//After 10 years//

Now she has 3 children.

& if someone swallow the coin then she said,?chup kr ye sika teri pocket money se katoON gi?

Man is there any way for

Man : Is there any way for long life?

Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?

Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))…

Shadi kernay aur mobile

Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:

Philosophy of life at

Philosophy Of Life :

? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,

Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

Shaadi me dulhe k saath barati q

Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?

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Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh

Me Jao Na Jao Par

Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye

10 ropay bheek tujh ko de kr

10 ropay bheEk tujh ko de kr k:_-:

Ye bta mainay kya khta kr di,

Or bhi sainkrON Kanwaray thay,

Meri shADi ki hi duA kR D?

local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

First marriage

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

True relatives always

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u

Things in boys room b4 marrge

Things In

Boys Room B4 Marrge-

Perfums,

Luv Lettrs,

Gifts,

F’shp Bands,

Cards,

Snaps.

After Marrge-

Painkilers,

Loan Paprs

Unpaid Bills…