Marriage SMS Collection

Philosophy of life at

Philosophy Of Life : ? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god, Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got

A boy thought of suicide he

A Boy Thought Of Suicide He Drank Poison ,But His Father Saved Him He Hanged, But His Mother Saved Him …… He Met With

Shaadi me dulhe k saath barati q

Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ? . . . . Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh Me

10 ropay bheek tujh ko de kr

10 ropay bheEk tujh ko de kr k:_-: Ye bta mainay kya khta kr di, Or bhi sainkrON Kanwaray thay, Meri shADi ki hi

Man is there any way for

Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought

local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the

All tragedies are finished by a death

All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth . . . . . . aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE????..;->…

First marriage

First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

Shaadi k baad pehla

Shaadi K Baad … ! Pehla Maheena "FAKHAR Ka" Doosra Maheena "JABAR Ka" Aur Phir Us K Baad Sarey Maheeny "SABAR K Hotey Hyn"

True relatives always

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u

Only true friends stand by u

Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.Â

Meaning of marriage for a woman

Meaning of Marriage for a woman – Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man! …

My marriage is made of Trust

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont

Whats marriage answer marriage is the

What’s Marriage? . . . . . . Answer- MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes

Things in boys room b4 marrge

Things In Boys Room B4 Marrge- Perfums, Luv Lettrs, Gifts, F’shp Bands, Cards, Snaps. After Marrge- Painkilers, Loan Paprs Unpaid Bills…

Khuda kry k 2008 apko ras a

KHUDA kry k 2008 apko RAS a jy, ap jisy CHAHENY vo ap k PAS a jy, ap sara sal KANWARE na re, dua

Secret of happy marriage accept

Secret of Happy Marriage – ACCEPT – Attraction, Communication, Commitment, Enjoyment, Purpose, Trust. Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven….

A couple before marriage mad for each

A Couple Before Marriage “MAD” For Each Other … After Marriage “MADE” For Each Other … And A Few Years Later “MAD” Because Of

After marriage aeni calld three doctor becoz

//After Marriage// Aeni calld three doctor becoz her little child felt headache. //After 10 years// Now she has 3 children. & if someone swallow

Before marriage & after marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

During Marriage ceremony

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!

What is Marriage?

What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet

but I was in love and didnt notice.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I

2 keep ur marriage brimming wid

2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming, Wid Love In The Wedding Cup, Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It; Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up. …

Marriage is like going to

Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that…..

Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

Tapo slanto said kawary ki aik

TAPO SLANTO said : ?KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY? YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR

When a man holds a woman hands?”

When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

Women marry because they believe that he

Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . . Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai? Simple Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen.. Aur Arange marrige me

Why do couples hold hands during their

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.? It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins…xP…

The days after marriage!

Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!

Mahabbat ki nahi jati ho hai

MAHABBAT KI NAHI JATI HO JATI HAI. OUN KI ANKHOON MEIN DOBNAI KO DIL KERTA HAI. OUN KI ZULFOON SAI KAILNAI KAY LIYAY DIL

Tapo slanto said kawary ki aik

TAPO SLANTO said : ?KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY? YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR

There are many brave men who adventurous

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight.. Some join Pakistan army, others get married … ;->…

Fault 4 a little boy

Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival

Because married men are more obedient.

Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men

A married womans poem he didnt lyk

‘A MARRIED WOMAN’S POEM’ He didnt lyk d curry & he didnt lyk my cake He said my biscuits wer 2 hard Not lyk

A Blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne

What is marriagedo dilon ka bandhando atmaon

what is marriage?…..do dilon ka bandhan…..do atmaon ka milan…….do bhabnaon ka sammilan….do insan ki dhadkan….

During Marriage ceremony

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!

Some people ask the secret

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight,

Quote my advice to you is get

QUOTE: My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet

New weddings style nikah molvi do you

New weddings Style NIKAH: Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single To Married? Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes! Girl: Yes! Yes!

A happy man marries the girl he

A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries. …

A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if

Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought

Stages of marriage first engagement

Stages Of Marriage.. . . >First Engagement Ring.. Then, >Second Wedding Ring.. And Then, >Third SuffeRING…xD …

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait

Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it

The Equation of Marriage:

The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

Before marriage:

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come

Marriage is natures way of preventing people

”MARRIAGE” Is Nature’s Way Of Preventing ”PEOPLE” From Fighting With ”STRANGERS” … ;->…

Man before Marriage is like Airtel….

Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.

A little kid asks his Dad,

A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for

Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity &

Dont marry the person you want

Don’t Marry The Person , You Want To Live With… Marry The One , You Cannot Live Without… But Remembr Whatever You Do, You

last two words in: “Yes dear”

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words

Man shows his marriage certificate

Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I

Shadi kernay aur mobile

Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil