Biwi = Post paid connection…
Mehbooba = Prepaid connection…
Mehbooba ka Baap = Network error…
Mehbooba ki Maa = Wrong number…
Mehbooba ka bhai = No signal…
Mehbooba ki shadi = Sim block…
Mehbooba ki choti behan = Call divert…
Mehbooba ki saheli = Network change…
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Post office mei 1 achi job hai. Rs 25,000 pay milegi. Kaam sirf ye he......
- Santa goes for a interview the post
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My Son Questioned Why I Post Poems For Free He Said I’d Found My Voice......
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- Baal faila kar jab koi mehbooba kabar
Baal Faila Kar Jab Koi Mehbooba Kabar Par Roti Hain Tab Mehsoos Hota Hain Ke......
- Sab kehte hai meri mehbooba chand ka
Sab Kehte Hai Meri Mehbooba Chand Ka Ek Tukda Hai Magar Main Kehta Hu Chand......
- Mujhey apni mehbooba se milny ka bra
Mujhey apni mehbooba se milny ka bra shoq tha Ik din likh dia khat us......
- Ye post khaas kar newyorker ke liye
Ye Post Khaas‚Â Kar Newyorker Ke Liye Hai Aaj Unki Shadi Hai Mubarak Ho Janab......
- 1 sardar electrical engineer ki post ke
1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye INTERVIEW dene gaya?interviewer ne poucha Electric Motor......
- Shiekh rashid post this question on his
Shiekh Rashid Post this Question On his wall kis ne kaha the pepsi 65 ki......
- Mail your packages early so the post
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ......
- Mujhy apni mehbooba se milne ka bara
Mujhy apni mehbooba se milne ka bara shoq tha usey qareeb se dekhney ka bara......
- Apni mehbooba ki tasveer banani chahi to
Apni Mehbooba Ki Tasveer Banani Chahi, To Kalam Ne Sharab Ki Tasveer Bana Di Apni......
- Aaj mehbooba se milkar aashique bichara darr
Aaj Mehbooba Se Milkar Aashique Bichara Darr Gaya Haaye Kaisey Bhavanr Mein Dil Bichaara Phans......
- Mujhy apni mehbooba se milne ka bara
Mujhy Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha Usey Qareeb Se Dekhney Ka Bara......
- Ankh mein aansun itne hai ki mehbooba
Ankh Mein Aansun Itne Hai Ki Mehbooba Ke Deedaar Bhi Nahin Kar Sakte Dil Ka......
- Ghalib ko nahatey hue apni mehbooba yaad
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- Mujhe apni mehbooba se milne ka bara
Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha Use Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara......
- Teacher dunia main post man to boht
Teacher.! Dunia main post man to boht hai post women kiyo nahi hoti. Student. !......
- Nahi chahta tum bano meri mehbooba dilruba
Nahi Chahta Tum Bano Meri Mehbooba, Nahi Chahta Tum Bano Meri Dilruba, Dosti Karna Chahta......
- Sharab kya meri mehbooba bani tanhai kahin
Sharab Kya Meri Mehbooba Bani Meri Tanhai Kahin Gum Si Ho Gayi Jaise Mujhe Khawab......
- Post true friend eligibility loving amp caring
Post True Friend Eligibility: Loving & Caring Duty: To Love Experience: Not Required Salary: Never......
- Zamaana beet gayaa hain kunal ke post
Zamaana Beet Gayaa Hain Kunal Ke Post Se Zakham Ab Bhee Tazaa Hain Usse Pane......
- Yar meri biwi
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise?......
- SARDAR: (biwi se)
SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe.......
- Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi
Allah Ke Nam Pe Koi Ek Biwi De De Doosre Ki Nahi To Apni Hi......
- Husband tum kon hoo biwi
Husband – tum kon hoo Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye......
- Us ki biwi ky hum kya tareef
Us ki biwi ky hum kya tareef karte Faraz Kale thai us ke gal aur......
- A ki biwi b b bhabhi c
“A†ki Biwi “Bâ€, “B†ki Bhabhi “Câ€, “C†ki beti “Vâ€, “V†ka dada......
- What is biwi ansjo tok kar
‘What Is Biwi?? Ans_Jo Tok Tok Kar Aap Ki Saari Aadaat Badal De Aur Phir......
- ardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe......
- Biwi shohar se tum shadi ke bad
BIWI shohar se “Tum shadi ke bad badal gaye ho!”, “SHOHAR” Maine tumhein pehlay hi......
- Pathan ki biwi k sabar es se
PathAn ki BiWi k sAbAr ki Es sE bAri or kyA MisaAL hai “GALib”,,, .......
- Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb mai kia
Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai? Ameer ki biwi......
- Biwi shohar se aaj ap daftar se
Biwi shohar se: aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae? Shohr: achanak mere boss......
- 1st sardaryaar tum nay apni biwi ko
1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di? 2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character......
- Aik admi apnee biwi k hr kam
aik admi apnee biwi k hr kam me nuks nikalta tha agar wo anda boil......
- Ek biwi sote hue jor se chillai
Ek Biwi Sote Hue Jor Se Chillai Jaldi Utho Mera Shohar Aaya Hai Pathan Utha......
- Wo kia cheez hay jo biwi apnay
Wo kia cheez hay Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti Bar bar......
- Boti we tu dyl na dyde biwi
boti we tu dyl na dyde biwi no kidhe dil na dyde saari umer ronda......
- Biwi pakistan gai hai gher ke
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai Gher Ke Kamon Se Ghabra Ker Apni Job Se Aajiz Aa......
- Ek raat pathan ki biwi ne ka
ek raat pathan ki biwi ne raat ka khana bahir road pe laga dia PATHAN......
- Biwi aaj ap office se itni
Biwi : aaj ap office se itni jaldi kaise aa gae ? Shohar : achanak......
- Eid par biwi ki shoping se bachne
Eid par Biwi ki shoping se Bachne ka tariqa. ke pas bhi nahi tha....
- Sardar aba g ma apni biwi nu
Sardar: Aba G! Ma apni biwi nu sms kita k rati awan ga. Ma gya......
- shaikh ki biwi bas b karo
*. .Shaikh ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya......
- Memon ki biwi bas b karo
MEMON ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Martba Use Kr Liya Ab......
- A ki biwi b bhabhi c beti
A ki biwi B B ki bhabhi C C ki beti V V ke dada......
- Shaikh ki biwi bas b karo ye
Shaikh ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya Ab......
- Biwi neend me zor say chillai
Biwi neend me zor say chillai ‘jldi utho mera shohar agaya’ LALA,Pathan utha or khirki......
- Pathan ki biwi ajj hum ne aisa
Pathan ki biwi: ajj hum ne aisa khana pakaya hai k tum khush ho jayega!!......
- Sardar office ja rha tha biwi
SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: ‘See U In The Evening.’ SARDAR......
- Biwi wo hoti hai jo shaadi
Biwi wo hoti hai jo Shaadi k baad apne Shohar ki sari aadaton ko badal......
- Biwi aap apne best friend ki bv
Biwi: Aap apne Best Friend ki BV k janaze pe nahi gaye? Husband: kis moo......
- teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.
Banta :- dekh Santa ek Saanp (Snake) teri biwi ko kaat raha hai. Santa :-......
- App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar :......
- Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay
Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha, k achanak bijli chamki,......
- Biwi husband se yeh apki shirt par
Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kaha Se Aaya? Husband: Men......
- Biwi ko apni palkon pe bitha lo
Biwi ko apni palkon pe bitha lo, De k khushi us k sary gham chura......
- Sardar ki beti hoi biwi suno ji
Sardar ki Beti hoi. Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung......
- Sardar mai ne apni biwi ko matric
Sardar: mai ne apni biwi ko matric kerwaya inter kerwya, M.sc kerwaya phir P.H.D kerwaya.......
- Sikh kal koi meri biwi k saath
Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k saath zabardasti kargya aur Rs 20000 v le gya......
- Ek did hamne kaha apani biwi se
Ek Did Hamne Kaha Apani Biwi Se, Chalo Aaj Khana Bahar Khate Hain, Biwi Ne......
- Meri biwi ne wada kiya hai hum
Meri Biwi Ne Wada Kiya Hai Hum Khawb Mein Ayege Magar Nind Hi Aati Nahi......
- Andhe ki biwi ko langdelame ne kiss
Andhe Ki Biwi Ko Langde(Lame) Ne Kiss Kiya Aur Goonge(Dumb) Ne Dekh Liya Ab Goonga......
- Biwi ke karchoon ne kabhi chen se
Biwi Ke Karchoon Ne Kabhi Chen Se Rehney Na Diya Humney Bhi Apney Sab Armaano......
- Ek din shayar apni biwi se bola
Ek Din Shayar Apni Biwi Se Bola, Ea Janesanam Hata Lo Apni Enn Julfon Ko,......
- Ek admi shadi ke bad apni biwi
Ek admi shadi ke bad apni biwi se bola: Aj se tum he meri kaainat......
- 1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k
1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi......
- Pathan ne biwi ka sadqa utara
PATHAN ne Biwi ka sadqa utara 15 ka aur us mein 85 dal k card......
- Aik professor ne apni biwi se kaha
Aik professor ne apni Biwi se kaha ,dekho tum har waqt mujh per ghaib damaaghi......
- Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se
Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana......
- 1 aadmi apni biwi se jaan kya
1 Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Jaan Kya Tumhara Dil Kabhi Chahta Hai K Tum Mard......
- Admi sir meri biwi gum hogai he
ADMI: sir meri biwi gum hogai he postmaster: bhai ye post office hy tum police......
- Biwi ko thaper mar k shohr bola
Biwi ko Thaper Mar k Shohr Bola, ‘Admi Usy Hi Marta He,Jise Pyar Krta He’......
- Biwi kyun na hum apni shadi ki
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- sardar ki biwi maikay ja rahi
*. .Sardar ki biwi Maikay Ja Rahi thi. Sardar packing krte Hue Sochta hy: ‘Kitni......
- pathan ghar aya to dekha biwi
*. .Pathan Ghar Aya To Dekha Biwi KaprOn k bagair Leti Hui Hai, Paseena Nikal......
- Sardar aj ghar jate hi biwi ki
Sardar: Aj Ghar jate hi Biwi ki Chaddi utarunga Dost: Aj Bare mood me ho?......
- Biwi kal jis faqeer ko khana diya
Biwi: Kal jis faqeer ko khana diya tha wo bara bat-tamiz nikla. Shohar: Kyun? Biwi:......
- Biwi ko thapar mar k husband bola
Biwi ko Thapar mar k husband bola ‘Aadmi usy hi marta hai jise pyar karta......
- Biwi suno ji ek hafta hogaya aap
Biwi: Suno ji, Ek Hafta hogaya, aap sex kyon nahi kartey? . Husband: Darling! Tumhari......
- Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa
Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa k bacha jaag raha hay Biwi ne bola......
- Baniye ki biwi beemar thi light
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi: Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi......
- Sardar kal koi meri biwi k purse
Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 lay gya, Pathan: Jhot bolti hai......
- Shohar 0r biwi mein talak ho gai
Shohar 0r BIWI mein talak ho gai. BIWI ne Juj se kaha: Maine Bachay ko......
- Biwi maine khwab me lun ka hafta
Biwi: Maine khwab me LUN ka Hafta Bazar dekha,her Trah k Lun thy, Lambe, Motay,......
- Aik admi apni biwi ki qabr per
Aik Admi Apni Biwi ki Qabr per behta Ro raha tha aur Qabr ko Pankhey......
- Ek pathan ne biwi ki mohabbat mein
Ek pathan ne biwi ki Mohabbat mein Naswar chhor di …!!! Teesre din dimagh kharab......
- Pathan ne apni biwi ko shaadi ki
Pathan ne apni Biwi ko Shaadi ki raat hi QATAL krdia.. Q k Biwi ki......
- Sher ki biwi ko geedar ne chod
Sher ki Biwi ko Geedar ne Chod dya,Sher ne elan kia k jisne ye harkat......
- 1 hakla suhaag raat ko biwi sey
1 Hakla Suhaag Raat Ko BIWI Sey: Jaan, Mein Tujhey Ch. Chu.. Chuu.. Chuuu… BIWI......
- Pathan ki biwi pyar se boli
Pathan ki biwi pyar se boli : Aap hazaron main aik ho. Pathan ne moo......
- 1 sardar kangal ho gya apni biwi
1 Sardar kangal ho gya Apni biwi se bola. Bachon ko un ki nani k......
- Pathan apni biwi ko i love u
Pathan apni biwi ko ‘I Love U’ kehta or gir jata ‘I love u’ kehta......
- Aik sharif aadmi ko kia chahiye biwi
Aik Sharif Aadmi ko kia chahiye, Aik Biwi jo piyar de, Aik Biwi jo acha......
- Height of misunderstanding biwi ghusay me
Height of Misunderstanding Biwi Ghusay me: Mera Jeena Haram H0 gaya hai. Main Yeh Ghar......
- Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kar
Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kar ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi......
- Aadmi apni biwi se begam dekho aaj
Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli......
- Anniversary k moqa pr pathan apni biwi
Anniversary k moqa pr PATHAN apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.......
- Allah bechae mazoor biwi sa purana
allah bechae! mazoor biwi sa purana TV sa dubai ka sheikh sa naee ke shave......
- Biwi gul khan jaldi bahir aao zalzala
Biwi: Gul khan jaldi bahir aao zalzala aaya hai. . . . Gul khaN: Usay......
- Sardar ki biwi report karti hai mera
Sardar ki biwi report karti hai. Mera husband aik hafta pehle potato lene gaye thay......
- Batao wife biwi aur patni main kya
Batao WIFE, BIWI aur PATNI main kya farak hota hai? ? ? ? ? Socho......
- Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak......
- 1 admi apni biwi k sath apna
1 Admi apni biwi k sath apna scoter dho raha hota hai. Us k totly......
- Padosi se kaha main nemeri biwi ko
padosi se kaha main ne,meri biwi ko mat ghooro tumhari bhi bhali changi hai,us ko......
- Apni biwi ki taarif mein kaha ek
Apni Biwi Ki Taarif Mein Kaha Ek Shakhs Nay Dil Se Unke Mautarif Hun, Zubaani......
- Ek admi sadhu se bola meri biwi
Ek Admi Sadhu Se Bola, Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai, Koi Upay Batao. Sadhu......
- Humko biwi ne dandoon se mara peeth
Humko Biwi Ne Dandoon Se Mara Peeth Pe Nishani Maar Ki Fod Dala‚Â Sir Humara‚Â ......
- Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath
Ek Aadmi Apni Khoobsurat Biwi Ke Saath Car Me Baitha, Driver Ne Shisha Set Kiya,......
- Kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi light gayi
Kanjoos Ki Biwi Bimaar Thi Light Gayi To Candle Jala Dee Aur Bola Doctor Lene......
- Pati kesi biwi hai jo zulm kiya
Pati ..Kesi Biwi Hai Jo Zulm Kiya Karti Hai, Har Pal Patti Ka Khun Piya......
- Husband suhag raat k baad biwi se
Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi se: Jaan, Raat ko Maza Aaya? Biwi: Aap ko......
- Husbnd biwi se phone parkya pkaya hai
Husbnd biwi se phone par:’Kya pkaya hai aj khaney main?’ Biwi(gussey se):’Zeher’ Husband:kha kar so......
- Biwi 1 din apny naabina shoher sykash
Biwi 1 din apny Naabina shoher sy;KasH tumari Aankhen hoti to tm mery Husn ko......
- Biwi mere khyal me humari beti se
Biwi: Mere Khyal me Humari Beti se kisi ko mhbt ho gayi hai, Husband: Tum......
- Biwi ne bade pyarse patike gale me
Biwi ne bade pyarse patike gale me baahein daali aur pucha: kaisa lag raha hai......
- Doctor aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki
Doctor: aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki tarha lag rahi hain.. Larki: oh really! aap......
- Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe......
- Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe......
- Sardarmari biwi itna mazq karti hai k
Sardar;mari biwi itna mazq karti hai k kya bataon. Dost; kya mazq karti hai. Sardar;......
- Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe......
- Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak......
- Shadi ki raat shaikh apni biwi k
shadi ki raat shaikh apni biwi k liye gulab ka phool le kar aaya Biwi:Mujhe......
- 1 pathan ne apni honay wali biwi
1 Pathan ne apni honay wali biwi se kaha :Tumhe engagment pr kya doun Larki......
- Doctor aapki biwi sirf 5 ghante ki
Doctor -aapki Biwi sirf 5 ghante ki mehmaan hai Husband – koi baat ni Doctor......
- Pathan apne dost se hamara biwi hum
Pathan apne dost se Hamara biwi hum ko Chor k chala gya, Dost tum us......
- Pathan ki biwi maleria se kanp tahi
pathan ki biwi maleria se kanp tahi thi. doctor…. kia huwa ise? pathan.. bemaro ka......
- Biwi aaj main brazer badal rahi
Biwi : Aaj main brazer badal rahi thi to aik lardka mujhay daikh raha tha.......
- Aadmi apni biwi se begam dekho aaj
Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli......
- Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath
Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath Car me baitha, Driver ne shesha set kiya,......
- Railway stati0n py sh0har biwi k0 leny
Railway Stati0n py sh0har biwi k0 leny gaya Biwi: Dekh0 w0 aadmi kitna khush dikhaai......
- Santa main ghar jaate hi biwi ki
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga. Banta: Yaar tu to bahut......
- Wifesame wale ghr mein miyan biwi k
wife:same wale ghr mein miyan biwi k beech kuch fight chal rhi hai ap 1......
- Aurat agar beti hai to rehmat biwi
AURAT* Agar Beti hai to Rehmat, Agar Biwi hai to Shohar k Nisf Iman ki......
- Santameri biwi itna mazak karti hai ke
Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazak karti hai ke kya batau? Banta:Kaise? Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par......
- Sardar ki biwi main kapray nichor k
Sardar ki Biwi: ‘Main Kapray Nichor Nichor k thak Gai hun Tm mujhe ek Spinner......
- Biwi kitchen se boli sunte ho main
Biwi kitchen se boli: Sunte ho Main Din Ba Din khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi hun......
- Pathan ne apne biwi se bola isra
Pathan ne apne biwi se bola isra hospital main buhat achi larkiyan hn, Ek ne......
- Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha
Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha pr full-stop nhi lagaye! Jab yaad aya to......
- Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad......
- Pathan dost seyyar meri biwi bag gaye
Pathan dost sey:yar meri biwi bag gaye Dost:tm khayal nahe rakhte ho gey na pathan:nahe......
- Quotsardarji agar aapki biwi ko bhoot utha
"Sardarji, Agar Aapki Biwi Ko Bhoot Utha Le Jai To Aap Kya Karoge?" Sardarji :......
- Biwi sunienshakeela k husband usse bohot pyar
Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo......
- Dostmeri biwi boht achi hai mujhe pani
DOST:meri biwi boht achi hai? mujhe pani garam kar k deti haiDOSRA DOST:nahanay k liya”pehla......
- Shohar apni biwi sehata lo apnay chahre
shohar apni biwi se:Hata Lo apnay chahre se ye Zulfein jaan-e-tamana! khuda ki kasamagli baar’KHAANE’main......
- Father tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye son mujhe
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko......
- Husband malang baba meri biwi bohot
Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao. Malang: Beta, hal......
- Sardar apni biwi k sath auto main
Sardar apni biwi k sath auto main beth kar ja raha tha. biwi boli:Sardar g......
- Door bell baji biwi ne night dress
Door Bell baji, Biwi ne night dress pehan kar ja k darwaza khola, Shohar k......
- Sardar meri biwi itna mzaq krti ha
Sardar! Meri Biwi itna mzaq krti ha k kya bataon Dost:kya mzaq krti ha? Sardar!......
- Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo deke khushi
Biwi-ko apni palko-pe bitha-lo, Deke khushi uske sare gham chura-lo, Pyar aisa karo ke sab......
- Frnd teri biwi minu wekh k hasdi
Frnd: Teri biwi minu wekh wekh k hasdi a Minu 2 numbr lagdi a. Sardar:......
- Sheikh suhaag raat biwi sey apna haath
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- Mer dil tor ker pohanchai tum ne
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- Zara sa dhehaan rakh lena meri pehli
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