1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.

Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set Ki Keemat Kia Hay?

Chour Ne Jawab Dia….

Teen Sal Qaid-E-Bamushaqat.

The most painful thing in life is

losing yourself in process of valuing

someone too much and

forgetting that you are Special too………..

U & me went to a wishing well.

I bent down threw a coin & made a wish.

U bent down a little more n fell into well. I shouted

Aaila..

IT WORKS

Main Tumhare Ghar K

Bahar Kaafi Der Se

Khara Hoon

Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy

Darwaza Kholo

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Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko

Tung Nahi Krna

Chahiye …:p

GIRL 2 HIS MANGETAR:I LOVE U

BOY:LOVE U 2 TILL WE GOT MARRIED!

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,

Aap 100 main say aik hain!

Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,

pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.

Jab Jab gheray Badal chaay ,

Teri yaad aai ,

Jab Jhoom k barsa Sawan Teri yaad aai ,

Ab raha nahi jata Chattri lota day bahi!

Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe

Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha

Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho?

Pathan:Maa Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hy !!!

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Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Kesi k yun becharny say..

Kesi ki yad any say..

Bohat say log roty hain..

k rona ek rewaiat ha..

Rewaiat tor jata hon..

Tumhari yad any par..

Main aksar muskrata hon.

Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Biwi = Post paid connection…

Mehbooba = Prepaid connection…

Mehbooba ka Baap = Network error…

Mehbooba ki Maa = Wrong number…

Mehbooba ka bhai = No signal…

Mehbooba ki shadi = Sim block…

Mehbooba ki choti behan = Call divert…

Mehbooba ki saheli = Network change…

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna….

ullo ko raat,;-(

Dentist ko daant,:-D

gadhe ko laat,:-p

gharib ko gaddi,B-)

kuttay ko haddi aur

Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha

Zara sa dhehaan rakh lena meri pehli muhabat hai

Wafa ka maan rakh lena meri pehli muhabat hai,

Kahan es omar main hum bhais badlen gy faqeeron ka

Milan aasaan rakh lena meri pehli muhabat hai,

Judai k dinon main log chehre bool jaty hain

Meri pehchan rakh lena meri pehli muhabat hai,

Judai to mian seh loon ga mgr tum phir se milny ka

Koi imkan rakh lena meri pehli muhabat hai,

Agar shaya kroo apna pehla sher-e-majmua,

To ye unwaan rakh lena meri pehli muhabat hai.

Sardar on phone Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!

The priest inquired: Why must you pray so, my child?

Girl: Thats what Ive written in my answer sheet in the examination!

Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar b saj dhaj k aya howa tha

Kisi ny pocha k kia ap dolha hain?

Us ny kaha

“Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai knock Out Hogaya Tha

In

1 year,

12 months,

365 days & nights,

8760 hours,

52560 min,

3153600 sec,

sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.

Aur sirf 2 mins lagay

is jhoot ko type kernay mein

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,

Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,

Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,

Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?

Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Tumhare Number Ko Kya Howa he?

Mene abi call ki to Operator Boli

Welcome 2Jungle ap jis Bander

ko call kar rahe hen wo Darakht

Pe Latka hua he plz try later!!

Her khushi main tumhari bat kartay hain,

Tum salamat raho yeh faryad kartay hain,

Ab aik sms main kaisay batayain k,

Hum tum ko KITNA YAAD kertay hain…

Read each word Reversely:

A’

suomaF

rotcoD

dloT

eM

tahT

ylnO

latneM

stneitaP

evaH

ehT

tnelaT

oT

daeR

$M$

revenehW

stI

nettirW

‘…ylesreveR

Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Doctor: One hundred percent….Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I have treated….all others died.

Dosti karo college wali se,

pyar karo office wali se

program karo pados wali se

ankh ladao Sali se

love karo dilwali se aur

maar khao ghar walli se.

1 larki ka mangetar mar gaya!

Wo rote huwe boli: haye abhi to kuch dekha bhi nahi tha…

Kareeb khara hua admi bola: Abhi thori dair mein nehlayein gye dekh lena.

Jab Jab gheray Badal chaay ,

Teri yaad aai ,

Jab Jhoom k barsa Sawan Teri yaad aai ,

Ab raha nahi jata Chattri lota day bahi!

Sang E Marmar sa tarasha gora badan, Uff…!

Nasheeela sa pighalta shabab…!

Honto se lagao to kashish kaisi hay…

Kambakht ye Ice cream chez he aisi hai.

Na BOTTEL me,

Na JAAR me,

Na HOTEL me,

Na BAR me,

Na BIKE pe,

Na CAR me,

ab to din guzarte hai

apke SMS k INTEZAR me.

{Miss you all the time

Maan Mery Leyeay Bohat Mahiney Rakti Hay

Jab Men Parishan Hota Hoon Tu Maan Ko Dek Tha Hoon To Sari Parishani Door Ho Jati Hay Plz Maan Ka Khyal Rakoo

Hassi ko inbox

Ansu ko outbox

Ghussay ko hold

Muskan ko sent

Help ko ok

Dil ko karo vibrate

phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari hai

Mer Dil Tor Ker

Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais

Mer Dil Tor Ker

Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais

Tan ? = Perpendicular Upon Base … ;->

Bandar Ki Beti Boli:

Papa Mujhe B Shadi Kerni Hai…

Bandar Bola : Beti Sabar Karo,

Dulha Abi SMS Parh Raha Hai.

Agar Muskuraya Tho Rishta Pakka

Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai

2 se ho tou apna pan hai

3 se ho tou deewanapan hai

4 se ho tou pagal pan hai

phir bhi counting na rukey to KAMEENA PAN hai

Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se sahlata hoon….

Lagta hai… kisi kaantedaar jhari ko haath laga raha hoon…

jee karta hai,

in baalon ko trim kar shampoo karoon….. nahin to phir apne haath hi dho daloon….