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Man: Sir, my wife is missing

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!! Te

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Written by wakeel on February 2, 2012 8:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)
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