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Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun

Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta�

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Written by wakeel on February 3, 2012 11:12 pm | Permalink | Read Comments (0)
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