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LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED

It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

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Written by wakeel on February 7, 2012 8:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)
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