Most hardest, funniest, unforgetable moments in life

~In exam, when ur pen finishes, and still u want to write blunders

~wen ur task is almost finished on computer, n lite goes out

~In a long que, when ur turn comes, respondent says “Times over, sorry”

~Wen u wake up v.late and u have v.short time to go at school/office. N u just wear that shirt, pant n dress that is in washing machine

~Wen ur friend says b4 test, “yara mujhe kuch nai ata” n he got more marks than u

~Wen u have just few coins in ur pocket, and ur friend says, “kyun jigr! phir aj kia khila raha hai?”

~Wen ur friend says, b4 exam time, jigger ye chapter 1 ghantay se kyun parh raha hai, ye tu sir ne churwa dia tha……..

u mean alot to me

You, do you remember me?

Like I remember you?

Do you spend your life

Going back in your mind to that time?

Because I, I walk the streets alone

I hate being on my own

And everyone can see that I really fell

And I’m going through hell

Thinking about you with somebody else

Somebody wants you

Somebody needs you

Somebody dreams about you every single night

Somebody can’t breath without you, it’s lonely

Somebody hopes that one day you will see

That Somebody’s Me

How, How could we go wrong

It was so good and now it’s gone

And I pray at night that our paths soon will cross

And what we had isn’t lost

Cause you’re always right here in my thoughts

Somebody wants you

Somebody needs you

Somebody dreams about you every single night

Somebody can’t breath without you, it’s lonely

Somebody hopes that one day you will see

That Somebody’s Me

You’ll always be in my life

Even if I’m not in your life

Because you’re in my memory

You, when you remem…

I m a lonely road of broken dreamz,

Its a boulevard that i am searching for,

These starz are all so dull,

Its the moon that i am searching for,

Happiness iz so angry at me,

Its life that i am searching for,

There is a crowd around me at all times,

Its a friend that i am searching for,

My life iz just like a path,

Its a destination that i am searching for,

Dont know what iz it that i’ve lost,

Maybe its ‘ME’ that i am searching for !! :(…

!Dardnaq Kissa..

1 Aunty Thi Unki 1

BatooL ne Maqbool ko

Kehkashan ne Rukayya ko

Shakooran ne Hameedan ko

Surayya ne Sultana ko

Affan DaDa ne jin ko

Kaalu Malang ne Umair dumby ko

Waqas Lambe ne Bilal ganje ko

Salamu ne khan dabba pack ko

Adil Papad ne Faizan the great ko

Nisar Bhangi ne Danish Dangar ko

Imran siyane ne Raza topi ko

Ahsan chawal ne Waqas charsi ko

Faisal Tanha ne Sajid chariya ko

Or

Nisar Tensn ne mujko

Or mene aap ko ye SMS snd kiya….

Desire Quotes

A desire to be observed, considered, esteemed, praised, beloved, and admired by his fellows is one of the earliest as well as the keenest dispositions discovered in the heart of man.

A person shows what he is by what he does with what he has.

A shot glass of desire is greater than a pitcher of talent.

A strong passion for any object will ensure success, for the desire of the end will point out the means.

A strong passion… will insure success, for the desire of the end will point out the means.

Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for?

Be as you wish to seem.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it

Desire is the key to motivation, but it’s the determination and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal – a commitment to excellence – that will enable you to attain the success you seek.

…

Missed Call

Abi Tum Na Mujy

Wo Ho Jo

JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho

FEB: Ki Sham Ho

MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho

APR: Ki Hawa Ho

MAY: Ki Subha Ho

JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho

JULY: Ki Barish Ho

AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho

SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho

OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho

NOV: Ki Bahar Ho

AUR

DECEMBER:

Ki Sard Shaam Main Hamare Sath Ho. …

DuBtaY kO tiNkaY kA sHaHrA chAhy

sHaDi k LeyE bS aMa kA isHarA cHahyE

HaZarO nUkS niKaLti hAin LrKi k chAraY mE

kOi uNsE pUchO kYa siTarA cHahyE

Bht sMjhAyA k LrKi yEhi hAi bEhTr

mJhE b tO gUnAho kA kFaRa cHahYe

Ama kEhTi hAiN LgaO kYa moL LgaTaY hO

LrkA ShaDi sHudA yA kNwArA chAhyE

Tm b sUn Lo yE daStaN ! pHir nA kEhnA k iNtrViw dUbRa chAhyE..

Ab To rAho mE yU hi pRa hU, Lay cHaLo jis kO yE bEcHarA chAhyE..

KyUn diKhaE Lrki waLo kO iTni shRaft

wO kEhTaY hAiN k hMaiN Lrka thOra aWarA chAhyE…;-)

…

| ♥ Laws Of Life :p ♥ |

1)Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone

2)Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch

3)Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner

4)Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire

5)Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings

6) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with

7) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will

8) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach

9) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last

10) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss wi…

A Little Girl and Her Father were Crossing a Bridge.

The Father was Kind of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter “Sweetheart, please Hold my Hand So that You Don’t Fall into the River.”

The Little Girl Said, “No, Dad. You Hold my Hand.”

“What’s the Difference? Asked the puzzled Father.

“There’s a Big Difference” replied the Little Girl.

“If i Hold Ur Hand and Something Happens to me, Chances r dat i may Let Ur Hand Go. But if U Hold my Hand, i Know For…

1 sal ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jo fail ho gya ho.

=1 maheeny ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jis ko sara mahena pay na mili ho.

=1 hafty ki keemat us shaks sy puchu jo sara hafta hospital mai admt rha ho.

=1 din ki keemat us shaks sy pucho jo sara din bhuka rha ho.

=1 gantay ki keemat us sy pucho jisay ek gntay tk kisi ka intzar krna pary.

=1 mint ki keemat us sy pucho jis ny 1 mint ki wja sy apni train mis kr di ho.

=1 second:

ki keemat us sy pucho jo ek second k farq sy boht bray accidnt sy bcha ho.

Hr ek lamha boht keemti hai.

Hmara kal tareekh bnjata hai.

Hmara anay wala kal hmaray lye chalnge hai,

But

hmara aj hmaray ly ek tohfa ha,

is lye to isay PRESENT kehtay hn:)

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Be Thankful,

Be thankful that you don’t already have everything you desire,

If you did, what would there be to look forward to?

Be thankful when you don’t know something

For it gives you the opportunity to learn.

Be thankful for the difficult times.

During those times you grow.

Be thankful for your limitations

Because they give you opportunities for improvement.

Be thankful for each new challenge

Because it will build your strength and character.

Be thankful for your mistakes

They will teach you valuable lessons.

Be thankful when you’re tired and weary

Because it means you’ve made a difference.

It is easy to be thankful for the good things.

A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also

thankful for the setbacks.

GRATITUDE can turn a negative into a positive.

Find a way to be thankful for your troubles and they

can become your blessings….

Cheeta chars ka soota laganay wala tha k achanak 1 chooha wahan aya aur bola “mere bhai chor do nasha,ayo mere sath bhago,daikho ye jungle kitna khubsurat ha,aao mere sath dunia dekho”

Cheetay ne ak lmha socha phir choohay k sath dorne laga.

Agay ak hathi afeem pi raha tha,chooha phir bola “hathi mere bhai chor do nasha,ayo mere sath bhago,daikho ye jungle kitna khubsurat ha,aao mere sath dunia daikho”

Hathi b sath dorne laga.

Agay shair rizla paper le kr garda tayar kr raha tha,choohay ne usay b wohi kaha. Shair ne rizla side par rakha aur choohay ko 5,6 chapairain karayin. Hathi bola”aray ye to tmhain zindagi ki taraf la raha ha,kiyun maar rahay ho esy?”

Shair bola”aie kutay da putar pichli vari v cocain pee k 3 ghantay menu jungl vich nasanda rya”…

Whn NASA Began d Launch Of Astronauts In 2 Space, They Found Out Tht d Pen Wudn’t Work @ 0 Gravity (Ink Wil Nt Flow Down 2 a Writing Srface)

Solution # 1- 2 Solve Dis Prblm, It Tuk Them 1 Decade(10 Yrs) & $12 Million. They Developd A Pen Tht Wrkd @ 0 Gravity, Upside Down, Undr Water, In Practicaly Any Srface Including Crystal & In A Temperature Range 4m Below 0 To 300 C

Solution # 2- & Wh8 Did Russians Do? They Used A Pencil

MORAL

-Always Luk 4 Simple Solutions

-Devise d Simplst Posible Solution Tht Solves d Problems

-Always Focus On Solutions & Not On Problems…

An elephant has 5 bananas n it is hungry, bt it doesnt eat da bananas.y?

Bcaz da bananas r made of plastic.

Next…Q

da 5 bananas r real, bt yet da elephant does nt eat it.y?

caz da elephant is made of plastic.

Hahaa…nvr giv up…one more..

Nw,

Both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet it cant it.y?

caz da bananas r in da TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down

Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet it cant eat it.y?

caz dey r on dif chanels.

Hohohohooho..hehehe

Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV n on da same chanel,bt yet it cant eat it.y?

Cmon think

caz de TV is off.

Kikikikiki..

Nw finally da Elephant gets a chance to eat da bananas.y?

Itna kyun soch rahy ho yaar . Kya bigara hy usne tmhara.khane do bechare ko :-(…