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LIMON PANI

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

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Written by wakeel on January 28, 2012 11:13 pm | Permalink | Read Comments (0)
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