A british asked a sheikh:- ‘why its not
permissable in Islam for women to shake hands
wid men??’
Sheikh:- ‘Can u shake hands with
Queen Elizabeth ??’
Britisher:- :-O ‘offcourse n0t!! there are only certain ppl who can shake
hands with her, cuz shez the Queen of
England’ .
Sheikh:- ‘ Same is the case with
muslim women, they are the Queens in islam,
stranger men cant touch them’
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