Kaash aasoun ke saath yaadein beh jati

kaash aasoun ke saath yaadein beh jati

kaash ye khamosi sab kuch keh jati

kaash kismat tumne likhi hoti toh

shayad meri kismat mein pyar ki kami na rah jati

Unhein jo khud per itna naz

Unhei’n Jo Khud Per Itna

Naz Hy Tou Aisa Kuch

Ghalat Bhi Nahi

k Jis Ko Hum Chahei’n

…Wo Kyun Na Khud Per

Naz Kare … ^_^

U know who is d best couple

U know who is d best couple in the world?

Smile and tears.

Usually they r not seen 2gether,

but when they r together its the best moment of the life*

Advance me eid mubarak h0 allah

Advance Me ‘Eid Mubarak H0,,

Allah Kare Ye Apki Akhri Eid H0..

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Wife K Begair.. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Allah Agli Eid Apko Wife K Sath Naseeb Kare.. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Is tarah sataayaa hai pareshaan kiyaa goyaa

is tarah sataayaa hai pareshaan kiyaa hai

goyaa kii muhabbat nahii.n ehasaan kiyaa hai

sochaa thaa ki tum duusaro.n jaise nahii.n hoge

tum ne bhii vahii kaam merii jaan kiyaa hai

mushkil thaa bahuut mere liye tark-e-ta’alluq

ye kaam bhii tum ne meraa aasaa.N kiyaa hai

har roz sajaate hai.n terii hijr me.n Gunche

aa.Nkho.n ko terii yaad me.n gul_daa.N kiyaa hai

Jb b kisi larki ko parpose krogy

Jb b kisi larki ko parpose krogy in 5 answer me se koi ek milega

1-No

2-I m sorry

3-R u mad

4.v r jst friends

5. Bhai me to

‘Umar’ se pyar krti hn

Ek cheharaa saath rahaa jo milaa nahiin

ek cheharaa saath saath rahaa jo milaa nahii.n

kisako talaash karate rahe kuchh pataa nahii.n

shiddat kii dhuup tez havaao.n ke baavajuud

mai.n shaaKh se giraa huu.N nazar se giraa nahii.n

aaKhir Gazal kaa taajamahal bhii hai makabaraa

ham zindagii the hamako kisii ne jiyaa nahii.n

jisakii mukhaalafat hu_ii mashahuur ho gayaa

in pattharo.n se ko_ii pari.ndaa giraa nahii.n

taariikiyo.n me.n aur chamakatii hai dil kii dhuup

suuraj tamaam raat yahaa.n Duubataa nahii.n

kisane jalaa_ii bastiyaa.N baazaar kyo.n luTe

mai.n cha.Nd par gayaa thaa mujhe kuchh pataa nahii.n

It pains inside but i never said

It Pains Inside But I Never Said A Word,

I Always Said I Love You But You Never Heard,

Louder Than Thunder Was Scream, When I Cried,

Still You Went Away No Mattter How Hard I Tried..!

Na ye arzo he k kisi ko

Na Ye Arzo He K Kisi Ko Bhulaen Hum, Na Ye Tamana He K Kisi Ko Rulaen Hum, Bus Etni dua He Apne RAB Se, Jisko Jitna Yad Kren Usay Utna Yad Aaen Hum..

When lots of people starts to love

When lots of people starts to love you, You may get confused whom to love, Just tell them I hate you, Everyone will get back, But not the person who loves you truly.

Fact of life never tell

Fact Of Life . . .

Never tell your problems

to anyone . . .

…20% don’t care

And

The other 80% are

glad you have them . . . =S

D e d i c a t

D e d i c a t e d

To All My

J I G x X x

…Not Even The Best

Dessert Can Taste

Sweeter Than The

Cheap Ice Cream

I Ate With Them … =)

Not Even The Best

Compliments Can

Sound Better Than

The Jokes They Poke

At Me … =P

Not Even The Expensive

Dress Can Suit Me

Be88erThan The Dress

I Borrowed From

Them … ๐Ÿ˜‰

Not Even The Hottest

Pizza Can taste Be88er

Than The Cheap

French-Fries I Had With

Them … =D

I Do Survive Without

Them But

I LIVE Only With

THEM … ๐Ÿ™‚

? You All

Wife aji sunte ho paros wale ahmad

Wife :Aji sunte ho paros wale ahmad sahab ki beti ko maths mein 99 marks mile hai!

Husband:Arey wah,Par 1 mark kahan gya?

Wife:Woh humara beta laya hai… ๐Ÿ˜‰

Na rahi aaj wo apni kahani

Na rahi aaj wo apni kahani,

Na wo haseen din na wo raatein suhani,

Phir bi hamein azeez hai unki har nishani,!!

Chahe wo dil ka dard ho Ya ankhon ka paani…

Do not stand at my grave and

Do not stand at my grave and weep;

I am not there. I do not sleep.

I am a thousand winds that blow,

I am the diamond glints on snow,

I am the sunlight on ripened grain,

I am the gentle autumn’s rain.

When you awaken in the morning’s hush,

I am the swift uplifting rush,

Of quiet birds circled flight

I am the soft stars that shine at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry. I am not there. I did not die.

(Robert Hepburn)

Sachi bat ek or sahi advice

sachi bat

‘EK sachi bat or

sahi advice.

JO bohat acha lge.

‘usse km km milla

kro’

Jo intha sy ziada

acha lge,

‘Us ho sirf dekha

karo’

OR jo DIL main sma

lae

‘us ko sirf YAAD

kiya karo’

q k jo ap k jitny

qareeb hota he

use ye dunya utna he

door kr dti hi,

YA

kuch esa hojata hi

k wo khud he ap se

door ho jata hi…’

U LIKE MY MSG

We are the subject of peace chapter

We are the subject of peace,

We are the chapter of freedom,

We are the jewel of mountains,

We are the embasidors of harmony,

Sky is our bed,

Moon is our lamp,

Montains are our home,

Snow is our blanket,

Love is our nature,

Respect is our culture,

Peace is our identity,

Freedom is our fate,

We listen the music of breeze,

Our home land is like HEAVEN..

WE BELONG TO THE PARADISE OF EARTH

‘KASHMIR’

(KASHMIR SOLIDARITY DAY)

5 FEB 2011.

haal kaisa

*;*;*; Haal

*( ‘._.’ )* Kaisa

>’)(‘< Hai
,(‘)(‘), Janab Ka,

Kya Khayal Hai Apka,

Humari to light gai HO HO HO

tumhari bhi chali jaye HA HA HA.

Samandar sa sylabus hy nadi jitna hum

Samandar sa sylabus hy,

Nadi jitna hum prhty hen,

Baalti bhar yad hota hy,

Jug bhar hum likhte hen,

Chullu bhar marks miltey hen,

Jis me hum doob marte hen.

0nce bird asked to a bee after

0nce Bird asked to a Bee:

‘After a continuous

hardwork, you

prepare the honey..

BUT a man steals it. Do you not feel sad?’

Than the Bee replied : Never. Because a man can

only steal my

honey ,not the arts

of making honey.

Life is the one

which adds charms

to other’s life.

Faqat is dar se karachi nahi aata

Faqat Is Dar Se Karachi Nahi Aata Mein Janaab,,

Agar Mobile Chhin Gaya To Kesey Karonga Telephonic Khitab,,

Oo Teri Khair

Altaf Bhai..!

Us mulk ka har banda q na

Us Mulk Ka Har Banda Q Na Hoga Bhikari

Wa Wa

Us Mulk Ka Har Banda Q Na Hoga Bhikari

Jis Mulk Ka Sadr Ho Asif Ali Zardari.

Mohabbat aur mout dono hi bin bulaye

Mohabbat Aur Mout Dono Hi Bin Bulaye Mehaman Hai,

Kab Aajaye Koi Nahi Janta.

Dono ka Ek Hi Kaam Hai,

Ek ‘DIL’Le Jati Hai To Dusri

‘DHADKAN’.

Yeh sheesha shouq hai aadat nahi

Yeh Sheesha Shouq Hai Aadat Nahi..!

Ye Jazbaat Mitati hai,

To Pita Hoon !

Adhi Raat K Waqt Main Pagal Tou Nahi !

Teri Yad Satati Hai,

To Pita Hoon..!

Is Sheeshay Mein Fazeelat Koi Nahi,

Ye Fiqr Mitati Hai,

To Pita Hon

Mujhey Pata Hai Is sey Mujh Ko Milna Kuch Nahi,

Ye Umr Ghatati Hai,

To Pita Ho..!

todays thought d o n

~*~ Today’s’ Thought ~*~

D o n ‘ t

B e

D i s c o u r a g e

…I t s

O f t e n

T h e

L a s t

K e y

I n

T h e

B u n c h

T h a r

O p e n s

T h e

L o c k … ๐Ÿ™‚

Kya koi mere sawal ka jawab de

Kya koi mere Sawal ka jawab de ga?

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Allah ki Qasam Pepsi wala nahi hai ๐Ÿ™

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Bus ye bata do k

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Munni Q

Badnaam hui???:-D

Ek murghi ne pak india border pe anda

Ek Murghi ne Pak-india Border pe Anda diya

2no Mulk Ek Ande k Liye Larne Lage

Faisla ye hua k jo Mulk 2sre Mulk ki Zyada Larkiyon ko Kiss karega anda us ka

Pehle

Pakistani India gye

aur

200000 Larkiyon ko Kiss kiya

Indian Excited ho k

Ab Hamari Bari ha

Pakistani: Chal Yr tu anda rakh le

Geo pakistaneo

Saas naya chawal aaya hy pakane me

Saas: ‘Naya chawal aaya hy, pakane me kaisa hy?

Bahu: ‘Bilkul aap k bete jesa hy. charhte hi pak jata hy, foran pani chor deta hy is lye foran utarna parta hai

Jab mein 6 saal ka tha tu

Jab mein 6 saal ka tha tu mera bap mujhe jaib kharch nahi deta tha

Phir mein ammi k sath sone laga

Aur abbu ko ammi k pas nahi aane deta tha

Abbu majbur ho kar mujhe 10 rupe roz dene laga siyasat ka ye mera pehla qadam tha

{Asif Ali Zardari ki kitab kamene ka BACHPAN}

Ek aurat ne 10 saal k bachay

Ek Aurat ne 10 Saal k Bachay ko Cigarette Peety Dekha to Reh Na Saki,

Aur Bachay se Kaha:

‘Kia Tumary Parents ko Maloom hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?’

BACHA (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye): ‘Mohtarma!’

‘Kya Aapke Shohar Ko Maloom hai

K Aap Kisi Ghair Mard Se Baat Kar Rahi Hain. ๐Ÿ™‚

Phoolon ki yaad aati hai kaanto ko

phoolon ki yaad aati hai kaanto ko chune par,

rishto ki samajh aati hai faaslo pe rehne par,

kuch jazbaat aise bhi hote hai jo ankhon me padhe nahin jaate,

woh toh nazar aate hai zubaan se kehne par…..

Now a days people r just like

Now a days People r just like bluetoOth..!!

If u stay clOse they stay cOnnected

&

If u gO away

They find New devices tO cOnnect..

So stay close to Them..!!

Wht is the difference bw a coffee

Wht is the difference b/w a Coffee Shop and a Wine Shop ?

Simple..

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Coffee Shop iz the start of a Lovestory

And wine Shop is the end of Lovestory.

Wo gulab hi kya hai jis me

Wo gulab hi kya hai jis me laali na ho

Wo gulshan hi kya hai jis me maali na ho

Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jis me SAALI na ho

Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jis me Taali na ho

1 kisan ny apny khait me putla

1 kisan ny

apny khait me

putla Lgane k

bajaye

Altaf Bhai

ki photo Lga di

Aap yaqeen kro

kawwey

pichle saal jo gandum

Le gaye thy,

wo b wapis Le aaye…

Ghareeb aadmi aik kaam dil khol ke

GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI . .

SOCHO KIA?

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3 Rupay may un-limited sms:-))

Doctor to girl doctor tum ne

Doctor to Girl

Doctor:

Tum ne itny old man se shadi kar li

Girl:

Saly mare abu ne kaha tha old is Gold bs chck karny k liye shadi ki.

Hello o00o how

……………(…hello!….)..

………………..`–, ,—–?

…….@@@……..)/……….

…..@……..@………,…….

…..@……..@…….o00o…

…….@@@………How r u???..!!

……….@…………..@…….

…….@@@………@……..

……@.@..@…..@……….Have a nice day..!!

…..@..@…..@@…………

….@…@…………Have a nice time..!!

…@….@………

..@…..@…….Have a nice thing!!

……….@……

……..@@……

…….@..@…….

……@….@……..

…..@……@…..

….@……..@….Take care…!!

…@……….@…

@@……….@@….. ^_____^

Tumhain jab bhoolna chahoon tabhi tum

Tumhai’n Jab Bhoolna Chahoo’n…

Tabhi Tum Laut Aatay Ho…!

Kabhi Yaado’n Ki Soorat May…

Kabhi Raato’n K Khuwaabo’n May…

Kabhi Mairay Sawaalo’n May…

Kabhi Mairay Jawaabo’n May…

Kahee’n Jab Tujh Ko Na Chahoo’n…

Kahee’n Jab Tujh Ko Na Paaoo’n…

Jo Tujh Say Bhaagna Chahoo’n…

Tabhi Tum Laut Aatay Ho…!

Tumhai’n Jab Bhoolna Chahoo’n…

Tabhi Tum Laut Aatay Ho…!

Sleep social life bad grades

Sleep + social life = bad grades.

Good grades + sleep = no social life.

Good grades + social life = no sleep.

Tough choice ๐Ÿ™

People say never expect anythng in

People Say,

‘Never expect anythng in return frm anyone’

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But I SAY . . . . .

The Truth Is,

‘When we really LOVE some one,

we naturally expect a little care frm them’

Shadi ki raat husband ijazat hai

Shadi Ki Raat:

Husband: Ijazat Hai?

Wife:Shrmate Hue Ji.

Husband Ne Door Lock Kya,

Windo Lock Ki,

Parde Daley Light Off Ki N Bed Py Agya..

Bivi Ne Keha Koi Faida Nahi.

Husband:

Herat Se Kyun?

Wife:Koi Dekhe Ya Na Dekhe

‘SHABBIR’ Tu Dekhe Ga… ๐Ÿ˜‰

Ghazal ghar se

!….GHAZAL…!

(‘, ‘) !! Ghar se bhag Gai hai..

(-:Jis ko mili uski :-);-)

A sw8 story once a grl askd

A Sw8 Story.

Once a grl askd a boy

Y we hav units 2 measure Weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc. But nothng 2 measure Luv, Trust, Frndship. Why?

Boy thought for a while, took her in arms,

looked in her deep eyes and said:

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Dekh janu enj chawlan na mar main date tay aya wa physics da paper dain ni.

A british asked a sheikh why its

A british asked a sheikh:- ‘why its not

permissable in Islam for women to shake hands

wid men??’

Sheikh:- ‘Can u shake hands with

Queen Elizabeth ??’

Britisher:- :-O ‘offcourse n0t!! there are only certain ppl who can shake

hands with her, cuz shez the Queen of

England’ .

Sheikh:- ‘ Same is the case with

muslim women, they are the Queens in islam,

stranger men cant touch them’

Apny sassur ka dulara hon main

Apny Sassur Ka Dulara hon Main

Saliyo ki Ankh ka Tara hon Main

Apni Mangetr Ko B Pyara hon Main

Filhal To Ye Sb Sapny Hain

Kyu K Abhi Tak Kunwara hon Main.

I cry because know she doesnt

I Cry Because I Know

She Doesn’t Feel The Way I Do.

I Cry Because I Think Of

How Pathetic I Am

And

I Cry Because…I Think

I’ll Be Crying Forever….. :'(

If bill gates stops his business

If BILL GATES stops his business & start spending his money by 1 crore per day he’ll need 735 years to spend it

But he is still working.

Moral:

‘Ullo da patha’

Light k baghair rehne walo dehshat

Light k baghair rehne walo

Dehshat gardi bardasht karne walo

Aik mulk mein 2 eid manane walo

Strike mein ghar bethne walo

Har cheez pe Extra tax dene walo

Sheher ki lights ka bill apne ghar se dene walo

Sailaab mein dia hua saman Dobara market se kharidne walo

33 ka petrol 85 mein or 20 ka diesel 94 mein kharedne walo

100 ka load kra k 83 use kerne walo

Agricultural country mein Cheeni 85 rupay kharidne walo

ZILAT KI ZINDAGI SY EZAT KI MOUT BAHTAR HY (KB JAGO GY)

Zardari hajj krne gya to logon

Zardari hajj krne gya

to logon ne shetan k bajaye zardari ko pathar mare …….

Shetan jhoom jhoom kar bola

Ae KHUDA mere abbu salamat rahainB-)

This dog is a good way to

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! รขโ‚ฌยฆ Now read without the word dog.

13 august mubarik quid e azam

*13 August MUBARIK*

Quid e Azam ne Farmaya Hay:

Jo Logon ko 13 Augst ki Khabar Dega UseY agly Din,

*14 AUGUST*

Ki Chutti Milegi

Wo b ITWAR Ki.

Safar tanha nahi karte suno aisa

Safar tanha nahi karte

Suno aisa nahi karte

Jise shafaaf rakhna ho

Usy mela nahi karte

Safar jiska muqadar ho

Usy roka nahi karte

Teri aankhe’n ijazat de’n

To ham kya kya nahi karte

Aiwein special jumlay 1 pata nai baraat

AIWEIN SPECIAL JUMLAY:

1-Pata nai baraat kab ayegi or khana kab khulega

(Shadi me muft khor time pass kerte hue)

2-Hahaha…hehehehe

(Dulhun ki sahelian bilawaja dulhe k samne hanstay hue)

3-Beta roza kahan rakha hy,fridge me ya table per

(Mamoo jaan chichor pana krte hue)

4-SUNIYE! Raat ko jaldi ghar aiye ga

(Nai naweli dulhan bilawja cute bnte hue)

5-Apne doston or gird-o-nawah k logo ka khayal rakhye ga

(Dr.SHAHID MASUD 1ghanta tension dene k bad.

Roti vs sms 2003 1

ROTI Vs SMS

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2003

1 sms = 7 Rs

1 roti = 2 Rs

2004

1 sms = 5 Rs

1 roti = 2.5 Rs

2005

1 sms = 2 Rs

1 roti = 3 Rs

2008

1 sms = 23 pesa

1 roti = 5 Rs

2009

700 sms = 7 Rs

1 roti = 7 Rs

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2015

No ROTI

Only sms.

Gujjar kon hein rusian general says

Gujjar KON HEiN?

Rusian General says in 1987,

Gujjar duniya mein bhot bahadur insan hein

Isy INSANO ki koi taqat khatm nhe kr skti.

American General says in 2004,

Siwaye Gujjar Hm puri dunya se lar skte hein.

Indian General in Siachin War,

Agr Pakistan mein Gujjar na hoty to aj Pakistan hmara hota.

Plz forward to all Gujjar BROTHERS

( JIYE Gujjar )

PAKISTAN

ZINDABAD

Gujjar QOAM

paindabad

Paas aa zra dil ki bat bataon

‘Paas Aa zra dil ki bat bataon tujh ko.

Kesy dharkta ha dil awaz sunaon tujh ko.

‘Aa kar tu deikh le dil pe likha hai naam tera.

‘Agar kahey to dil dikhaon tujh ko…,

‘Jitna jalaya tu ne piyar mein mujhe

‘Dil to karta hai mein bhi sataon tujh ko.

‘Ghair hota to eisa kar leta shayad…

‘Magar tu to apna hai kesey sataon tujh ko.

‘Aazma sakta hai pyar mein jitna bhi Aazma ley.

‘Ho sakta hai waqt aane par mein bhi Aazmaon tujh ko..’

XLX

3 afrad hajj nhi kr sktey

3 afrad hajj nhi kr sktey.

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1 zardari

Qk phr kankarian kis ko maren ge?;)

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2. altaf hussain

Qk telephonic hajj nhi hota:D

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3.nawaz sharif

Qk wo apnay 1 million k baal ktwany k lye tayyar nhi…

Dont aim to be a slave

‘Don’t aim to be a slave

in Heaven, aim to be the king in

Hell’

-Alexander-

…Inspired by the

Quote above

‘Don’t aim to be a

Lover of Girl, aim to be the

father of her baby’ =P ๐Ÿ˜‰

Tum ne to keh diya ke muhabbat

Tum Ne To Keh Diya Ke Muhabbat Nahi Mili

Mujh Ko To Ye Bhi Kehney Ki Mohlat Nahi Mili

Neendoon Ke Des Jatey Koi Khawab Dekhtey

Lakin Diya Jalaney Se Fursat Nahi Mili

Tujh Ko To Shehar Ke Logoon Ka Khauff Tha

Aur Mujh Ko Apne Ghar Se Ijazat Nahi Mili

Phir Ikhtilaf-e-Raye Ki Soorat Nikal Pari

Apni Yahan Kisi Se Bhi Aadat Nahi Mili

Be Zaar Yun Hue Ke Tere Ehad Mein Hame

Sab Kuch Mila Sukoon Ki Dolat Nahi Mili.

Ajeeb saneha mujh par guzarne wala tha

Ajeeb saneha mujh par guzarne wala tha

Main gir ke kal rel kal raaat marne wala tha

Tum aagaye chalo accha hua yaqeen karo

Abhi abhi main tumhe yaad karne wala tha

Aj ishq de toornamint andar mn pyar

aj ishq de toornamint andar mn pyar da fienal har gaya.

hoei husan di baiting taiz bri har chhika bondrion par gaya.

mera dilbar fast bolar si minu pyar da bonsar mar gaya.

ohnay kaich kita mera dil yaro main jitya maich v har gaya.