Ho gai jism ki poshak badlney wali

Ho gai jism ki poshak badlney wali

par nahi roah ki khurak badlnay wali

apnay sar ka koi saaya b badlta hai bahla

Mari Darti nahi aflaak badlnay wali

kis ne louta hai tumhaian dy k muhabbat ka yaqeen

wo jo har pal main hai adraak badlnay wali

gumtay gumtay es par hi mukaml hon ga

apni fitrat hi nahi chaak badlnay wali

jis ka hiray se har ek aang bna ho shahzad

gul ki pati se hai kia khaak badlnay wali

Open Love

Shabnam ke katron mein kaise khiza rang

shabnam ke katron mein kaise khiza ke rang jhalakte hain

phoolo ke chehro se kushboo ke moti bikharte hain

hawao ki rawani se aati hai sargam kar rimjhim

jab pani ke lehron se voh atkheliya karti aati hai

pairon ke kitaron mein phir thandak bansane aati hai

jab suraj se mil kar sham suneheri ho jati hai

kuch mausam sapne lagte hain kuch mausam apne lagte hain

par dost mile tum jaisa to sub mausam sache lagte hain

zindgi ki tanha lehron mein jo dosti ke moti pirote hain

voh phoolon ki traha dil ki rahon ko mehkate hain

Shakspear said a boy a girl

Shakspear said, “A Boy & a Girl can never b Friends forever.”

Lincoln said, “Friendship is the starting step 4 wat we call Love.”

Wrdswrth said, “Proposing a Boy or a Girl for Friendship is nothing but indirectly saying, I LIKE U.”

Jackie Chan said, “Love is a everlasting Friendship.”

Michael Jackson said,”If 1 can become ur Best Friend, then He or She can easily bcum ur Life Partner!

this is 4 all those guyz n girlz who say,”We r just friends yar”

Kaho ik din tum aao gey

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

‘Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Jhuki Hein Ab Meri Nazrein

Tumhe Jo Yaad Kerti Hein

Baharein Laut Lao Gey

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Woh Sari Teri Perchaiyan

Tasawar Ki Woh Tanhaiyan

Jo Aankhon Se Barasti Hein

Kaho Sab Chor Aao Gey

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Ye Arzan Hai Khazan Hum Per

Pholon Ka Hai Eeman Tum Per

Muhabat Tor Lao Gey

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Kyun nazrein teri piyasi hein

kaho kis ki matlashi hein

hakiqat ban ke aao gey

khawabon ko tor jao gey

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey’

Love story ek din ek larke

*Love Story*

Ek din ek larke se uski girlfrnd ne pucha k hum dono me se zyada pyar kon krta hy Ek dosre se?

Larke ne jawab dia me tumhare lye apni har chez qurban kr skta hun

larki muskurai or kaha k kal jo sabse pehle apni sabse pyari chez samandr me phenkay ga wo sabse zyada pyar krta hoga

Next day

larki samandr k kinare pohnchi to dekha k larka pehle se hi waha mojood tha

larki ne pucha tumne kya phenka to wo bola

Tumhari Behen ko…;-)

Ghazal kabhi aansu chupa k roye

GHAZAL

Kabhi Aansu Chupa Chupa K Roye,

Kabhi Daastan-e-Gham suna Suna K Roye,

Raat Katti Hai intzar-e-yaar Me,

Hum Raat Bhar Taaron Ko Jaga Jaga K Roye,

Phir Wo N Aaye Raat Ka Wada Kar K,

HUm Tamam Raat Shama Jala Jala K Roye,

Aaj Raat Un K Aane Ki Umeed thi Humen,

Wo N Aaye Hum Ghar Ko Saja Saja K Roye,

Suna Hai ‘WASI’

Dua Se Hoti Hai Murad Poori,

Hum Saari Raat Haath Utha Utha k Roye.

here is my greeting

|———–|

| ‘–.__.–‘ |

|———–|

Here is my

GREETING 4 you.

Kindly open it….

$========$

( HAPPY )

( EID )

|”’| |”’|

| |,/,| ISH YOU

|___/____|

|”’|___|"”’|

| APPY

|___|”’|___|

(*EID MUBARAK*)

WISH YOU VERY HAPPY EID|———–|

| ‘–.__.–‘ |

|———–|

Here is my

GREETING 4 you.

Kindly open it….

$========$

( HAPPY )

( EID )

|”’| |”’|

| |,/,| ISH YOU

|___/____|

|”’|___|"”’|

| APPY

|___|”’|___|

(*EID MUBARAK*)

WISH YOU VERY HAPPY EID

Ladli papa ki ladli maa jaan hoti

….LADLI….

Papa ki ladli, maa ki jaan hoti hy beti,

Saray jahan se pyari hoti hy beti,

Ungli uthaye koi, tu lar jati hy beti,

Tu phr kyun para’ie hoti hy beti..?

Khushi sb ko deti hy beti,

mushkil mein sath nibhati hy beti,

Aansu hr kisi k sukhati hy beti,

Tu phr kyun para’ie hoti hy beti,

Papa k baad maa k kareeb hoti hy beti,

Apne maa baap pr Qurban hoti hy beti,

Karti hy sb se zyada maa baap ki khidmat,

Tu phr aakhir kyun para’ie hoti hy beti.

Kisan ka murgha budha hogya to wojawan

Kisan ka Murgha Budha hogya to wo,Jawan Murgha le Aya or Murghioun me chordia

Budhay murghy ne kaha:Larai sy Behtar hy,Hm 2no Race lga kr Faisla kar len,Jo Jeeta Murghian Uski,Mgr me pehly Bhagon ga

Jawan murgha Maan gya

Budha murgha shor machata hua Bhaga,Jawan B usky Pechy bhaga

Shor sun k Kisan Bandoq le aya aur Jawan murghy ko goli mar k bola:

Sala,Ye 3sra murgha B LONDAYBAAZ Nikla

MORAL: ‘Experience is More Important than power.n.

While dad was polishing his new car

While Dad Was Polishing His New Car,

His 4 Yr Old Son Picked Stone & Scratched Lines On The Side Of The Car.

In His Anger, Dad Took The Child’s Hand & Hit It Many Times, Not

Realizing He Was Using A Wrench.

At The Hospital, His Child Said ‘Dad When Will My Fingers Grow Back?’

Dad Was So Hurt.

He Went Back To Car And Kicked It A Lot Of Times.

Sitting Back He Looked At The Scratches, Child Wrote ‘I LOVE YOU DAD’

Anger And Love Has No Limits…

Whn he knelt down b4 her

Whn He Knelt Down

B4 Her Just Say ‘I

Luv U’ … Do U Think

He’s Loosing His Self

Respect ?

…- He Wsn’t… Instead

He Was Gainig Her

Respect .. =)

Whn He Mocks n Irritates

He, Do U Feel She Hates

It ?

– But No, She Silenty

Enjoys It .. =P

Whn He’s Sick n She’s

Caring For Him, Do U

TYhink She’s Just Doing

Her Duty ?

-0No, But Dying Herself

Just 2 C Him Aler8 .. =(

Whn He Does Sumthg

Wrng n Tears Roll From

Her Eyes, Do U Feel They

r Tears ?

-No, They r Not…

Its Her Soul Melting For

Him .. =)

That’s True Love…

Love n Be Loved

But

If you Can’t, Don’t b

Fake … It Hurts

Ek husan ki devi se mujhe piyar

ek husan ki devi se mujhe piyar howa tha

dil us pir fida 4 bata 4 howa tha

har rooz messenger pe wo karti thi mujhe ‘ta’

pabandi se main bhi net pe lag in howa karta tha

chatting ka mujhe bhi tha usi ki tarah chiska

ghanto bana karta tha main ullo bila naga

kya shok tha jis main giraftar howa tha

ek husan ki devi se mujhe piyar howa tha

main ne tu bataya tha ke main hon faransisi

tasveer bhi kisi gore ki mail bhi ki thi

us ne bhi jawaban mujhe jo tasveer jo bheji

lagti thi kisi filmi adakara ki copy

kya jane meri akal ko kya yar howa tha

ek husan ki devi se mujhe piyar howa tha

Baadbaan khulane se pahale kaa ishaaraa dekhanaa

baad_baa.N khulane se pahale kaa ishaaraa dekhanaa

mai.n samandar dekhatii huu.N tum kinaaraa dekhanaa

yuu.N bichha.Danaa bhii bahut aasaa.N na thaa us se magar

jaate jaate us kaa vo mu.D ke dubaaraa dekhanaa

kis shabaahat ko liye aayaa hai daravaaze pe chaa.Nd

ai shab-e-hijraa.N zaraa apanaa sitaaraa dekhanaa

aa_iine kii aa.Nkh hii kuchh kam na thii mere liye

jaane ab kyaa kyaa dikhaayegaa tumhaaraa dekhanaa

Medical poem chalo faraz ab mausam

MEDICAL POEM

Chalo FARAZ Ab Mausam ka maza chakhain,

Tamam dawain bacho ki pohanch se door rakhain,

FARAZ kya milan ki ab justuju karain,

Tabiat zyada kharab ho to doctor se rujoo karain,

Hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain

Dawai achi tarah hila kr istmal karain,

Dil mera doob gaya jab uski uthi doli,

Subah sham khane k baad aik aik goli,

Wo to ishq karnay pe razamand hai,

Jumay ke waqt clinic band hai…

Mere her pal tumhare naam mein

‘Mere Her Pal ‘Tumhare Naam’

‘Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kaal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Mein Is Jeevan Ka Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Mera Guzra Hua Kal To Mere Mazi Ka Hissa Hai

Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Khizain, Sardian, Garmi, Baharein, Barishein, Jara

Mein Har Mosaam Ka Har Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Tumhare Dukh, Udasi, Gham, Sabhi Ranj-o-Alam Lekar

Mein Yah Khushion Bhari Chagal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Sitare Asmaan Ke Sab Tumhari Mang Mein Bhar Kar

Shaab-e-Tera Ka Sab Kajol Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Tumhare Bin Yah Har Aik Pal Mujahy Bechain Rakhta Hai

Mein Apna Dil Hai Jo Bekal, Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Barasta Bheegta Mosaam Hai Kamzori Meri Lekin

Mein Yeh Sawan, Ghata, Badal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon..’

Ye bat nai pakistaniyo ki hai

Ye bat nai pakistaniyo ki

Ye bat hai musalmano ki

Hum kya bat yad karai in ko ab

Jo bat kahi thi Khan ne in ko

Ye yad kare wo cricket match

Jab soch rahe the ye

Khatam karne Pakistan ko

To ek awaz lehrai thi

Agar hindu khatam hue to nam na hoga

Dunya me Hindustan na hoga

Tm bat mat karo tehzeebo ki

Tehzeeb jo tm bnate ho

Aj to dekhte hai nach tmhare

Kal Insha ALLAH tmhare murdo ki

Hum video jung ki dekhe ge

Or dunya ko batlade ge

Is qom ka nam hai musalman.

Kisi se ab itni muhabbat b nahi

kisi se ab itni muhabbat b nahi rakhni hai

din rat hijr ki vehshat b nahi rakhni hai

kisi se ab itni muhabat b nahi rakhni hai

Jis Ka Ji Chahay Humein Torr K Tukray Karday,

Is Qadar Narm Tabiyaat Bhi Nahi Rakhni Hai,

Ek Do Saal K Rishton Se Humein Kya Haasil,

Ek Do Pal Ki Rafaqat Bhi Nahi Rakhni Hai,

Jinse Bichrain To Sambhalny Me Zamany Lag Jaen,

Aise Logon Se Muraw’wat Bhi Nahi Rakhni Hai,

Kiya Ajab Haal Hai Chahat K Talabgaron Ka,

Shoq Biknay Ka Hai Qeemat Bhi Nahi Rakhni Hai……!!!!

If wealth had been the secret 2

If Wealth Had Been The Secret 2 Happiness,

Then The Rich Should Be Dancing On The Streets…

Only Poor Kids Do That…!

If Power Ensures Security ,

Then Officials Should Walk Unguarded.

But Those Who Live Simply ,

Sleep Soundly…!

If Beauty N Fame Bring Ideal Relationships,

Then Celebrities Should Have The Best Marriages…

Think About It

Live Simply…

Walk Humbly…

Love Genuinely… 😉

Aasoon mere sathi the ghum the humdam

Aasoon mere sathi the, ghum the mere humdam,

Dard se ishq hua tha mujhko, gumsum rehta tha mai hardam,

Tumne aake haath jo thama bhool gaya tha main har gham,

Dil ko mere jo tumne chhua to bajne lage the sargam,

Zindagi meri thi sukhi niras,

Sangeet banke tum aa gaye,

Tanha tha main jeewan safar me,

Hamsafar banke tum aa gaye…

Aasmaan me chaand sitaare, lagte kitne pyaare pyaare,

Baagon me jab phool khile to sundar ho jate hain ye nazaarein,

Ek tere aa jaane se sawar gaya hai jeewan apna,

Sukhi banjar bhoomi me bhi ab to aane lagi baharein,

Berang tha ye jeewan mera,

Sringaar banke tum aa gaye,

Tanha tha main jeewan safar me,

Hamsafar banke tum aa gaye…

God wanted to make a human full

GOD Wanted To Make A Human Full Of Love So He Made A

‘Mother’

A Person Full Of Support And Encouragment So He Made A

‘Father’

Sm One Who Can Offer Help Alwz So He Mad A

Brother.

Sm One Toplay Pranks And Add Joy In Life So He Made A

Sister.

Then GOD Decided 2 Make A Special Prson Who Has All

These Qualities Together All In One So He Made

Friends

Dedicated To All Those Friend Who Want To Friend Ship With

Me.

Labon ki sersarahat se badan k choor

Labon ki sersarahat se.

badan k choor hony tak.

Man tujh ko is tarah chahoon.

K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata’ain hon.

Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Man tujh main yoon sama jaoun.

K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.

Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.

K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.

Man apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.

YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYE.

{{Royal Falcon}}

Hamara libaas 8 gaz kafan sirf

Hamara Libaas (8} Gaz

Hamara Kafan Sirf (2.5) Gaz

Hamara Ghar (400) Gaz

Hamara Asal Ghar(2.5) Gaz

Hamare Iraade 200 Saal K

Mager Hamari Zindagi

‘EK’ Sawaliya Nishan?

Pedaish K Waqt ‘AZAN’ Di Jati Hai

‘NAMAZ’ Nahi Parhi Jati

‘MAUT’ K Waqt ‘NAMAZ’ Parhi Jati Hai Mager ‘AZAN’ Nahi Hoti

Yani Ye Zindagi

‘AZAN’ Se ‘NAMAZ’ Tak Ka Waqfa Hai.

(Sochiye Ga Zaroor).

PlZ forward 2 All your Friends.

Naqqalon se hoshyar asli sms ki

Naqqalon Se Hoshyar

Asli SMS

Ki Pehchan

Hmara

Har

SMS

Anokha

Naya

Or

ap k Meyar K

Mutabiq

hota hai

Puranay

Ghisay

Pitay

Or

Bazari

SMS Se

Parhaiz Kijiye

Tabyat

Zyada

Bor

Ho

To

Hamare No Pay Rs.100 ka card

Send Kar

K 500 Asli SMS

Or

Rs.1000 Load Karwa K

3 Saal Tak

free SMS

Receive

Karain

Khushi

Gham

Birthday

Bewafai

Funny

har veriety k liye booking ki jaati hey.

Neez Shadi biyah k lye SMS order per b tyar kiyay jaty hain.

Plz hurry up .

Hum piyar k aadi mujram hum

HUM PIYAR K AADI MUJRAM

Hum piyar k aadi mujram hain

tum hall humara kia jano

tum zazboon k sudagar ho

aur piyar ka sodhaa kartay ho

tum mehngay damaoo bechoo gay

aur pher b kam tolou gay

hum shahr e wafa k har kochay main

maray maray phetrtya hain

hum zazbay dohndhnay niklay hain

aur phtar kahtay phertay hain

tum hum ko muhabbat bechoo gay

munh mangi qimat dain gain

lo hum se wafaain b le lo

sab khawb sabi essas humaray hajar hain

hum jaan b apnai da dain gain

ye zaat b aur zazbaat b

khidmat main tumhari hajar hain

hum piyar k aadi mujram hain

tum hall humara kia janoooooo

Zubaida apa ki cigarette recipe 5

Zubaida Apa Ki Cigarette Ki Recipe:

5 Gm Charas

1 Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt

2 Machis Ki Teeleya

1 Hawadar Kamra

Tarkeeb:

Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt Khali Kare,

Machis Ki Teeli Jalae,

Charas Ko 110 Degree Pr Garam Kare,

Charas Ko Paati Mix Kr K Cigrt Bhar Le,

Ab 2sri Machis Ki Teli Se Cigrt Jalae

Or

Enjoy Karin

JHOLE LAL…!

Agaly Hafte Zubaida Apa Apko Heroin Pine Ki Asan Recepi Bataingi..:-D

Dont Mis It..;-)

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho yeh

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho

Yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho

Kis ka ab haath rakh ke seene per

Dil ki dhadhkan sunaya kerte ho

Hum jahan chaye peene jate thay

Kia wahan ab bhi aaya kerte ho

Kon hai ab ke jis ke chehre per

Apni palkon ka saaya kerte ho

Kiun mere dil mai rakh nahee dete

Kis liye gham uthaya kerte ho

Phone per geet jo sunate thay

Ab wo kis ko sunaya kerte ho

Akhiri khat mai usney likha tha

Tum mujhe yaad aaya kerte ho

Ek taza hikayet hy sun lo

‘Ek TaZa HiKAYET hy

sun lo tuo inayet hy..

Ek shakhs co CHAHA tha apnon ki tarah hum ny !

Ek shakhs co SAMJHA stha, phoolon ki tarah hum ny !

Ek shakhs co DEKHA tha, taaron ki tarah hum ny

Wo shakhs QaYamaT tha, kiya uski karen baatein !

Din usi k liye paida ,

Bus ussi ki thi raatein !

Rang uska sharabi tha!

Zulmi shararat mein, lagta b tumhi sa tha !

kya uski kren baaten.

PhiR !!!

wo ek roz humse,

Dastoor -e- mohabat mein !

apnon ki tarah rootha !

phoolon ki tarah TooTA !

khuwaabon ki tarha dooba hum ne tuo boht chaha,

wo hum co na mil paya !

tum kis liye chonky ho?

tum kis liye chonky ho?

kAB

ziKr tumhara he,

kAB

tumse takaza he,

kAB

tumse shikayat he,

BUS !!!

EK TaZa ,

Ek TaZa HiKAYET hy…