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Hazaron bachiyan esi k har bachi par

Hazaron bachiyan esi k har bachi par dam nikle. Par jis bachi pe dam nikle wo hi ghar se kam nikle (‘.’) | |

Hum teri muhabbat main yuo pagal rehtay

Hum Teri Muhabbat main yuo pagal rehtay hain Diwanay b ab hum ki diwana khetay hain Phelay to Hasrat thi k Hosh nahi ayay

Ek husan ki devi se mujhe piyar

ek husan ki devi se mujhe piyar howa tha dil us pir fida 4 bata 4 howa tha har rooz messenger pe wo karti

Sheereen b nahi laila nahi main

‘sheereen b nahi, laila b nahi main heer nahi azara b nahi wo kissa hain afsana hain wo geet hain prem tarana hain main

Baadbaan khulane se pahale kaa ishaaraa dekhanaa

baad_baa.N khulane se pahale kaa ishaaraa dekhanaa mai.n samandar dekhatii huu.N tum kinaaraa dekhanaa yuu.N bichha.Danaa bhii bahut aasaa.N na thaa us se magar

Aghaz yun hoa tha aghaz us

aghaz yun hoa tha, ‘aghaz yun hoa tha, us nay ghulaab bheja main nay kitab kholi aur us main rakh diya woh, sab say

Tum aisse roya na karo altaf

Tum aisSe roYa na kaRo.. aLtaf… ghum k mahool main bhi pori qom ki hansi nai rukti… =P Deadicate to Altaf Bahi… 😉

My parents say i spend to much

My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On Facebook And Should Go Outside . . . . …. . . . . Thank

Main bojh ban jaonga ek din apne

Main Bojh Ban jaonga ek din Apne He DoStOn Pe.., *~wassi~* Kaandhey Badal Rahey Honge Wo Hr Do Qadam K Baad..

Medical poem chalo faraz ab mausam

MEDICAL POEM Chalo FARAZ Ab Mausam ka maza chakhain, Tamam dawain bacho ki pohanch se door rakhain, FARAZ kya milan ki ab justuju karain,

Adat badal don kese tere intizar ki

Adat Badal Don Kese Tere Intizar Ki Ye Bat Ab Nahi Hai Mere Ikhtiyar Ki Dekha B Nahi Tuj Ko Phir B Yad Krte

Ye soch kar k wo khirrki se

Ye Soch Kar, K Wo Khirrki Se Jhank Le Shayed, Gali Me Khailtay Bchay Lrraa Diey Main Ne…… :-p

Larki or sms dono ek jaisey hotey

LARKI or SMS dono Ek jaisey hotey hain? Wo kaisey . . . . . . . Jab tk UPER se NECHEY tak pura

Suna hoga kisi se dard ki hadd

Suna Hoga Kisi Se Dard Ki Hadd Bhi hoti Hia Milo Hum Se K . . . HuM uS HadD k akseR paaR jaTeY

Suna thha dard ka ahsaas tau apnon

suna thha dard ka ahsaas tau apnon ko hota hai Jab dard hee apney dain tau ahsaas kon karega?

Taras taras k braste hen mere ansu

Taras taras k braste hen mere ansu roz is wqt. K aj ek aur din dhal gya kunware pan men:-) (‘, ‘) /) (

Life teaches us in every step

Life Teaches Us In Every Step … The moment You start Trusting Someone …blindly … That Person Breaks You When You expect Your Silence

Mere her pal tumhare naam mein

‘Mere Her Pal ‘Tumhare Naam’ ‘Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kaal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon Mein Is Jeevan Ka Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Shakspear said a boy a girl

Shakspear said, “A Boy & a Girl can never b Friends forever.” Lincoln said, “Friendship is the starting step 4 wat we call Love.”

Hat jaa re chokre bheja na

Hat jaa re chokre bheja na thokre aare li he apun panga nai karna danga nai karna kar dungi me varna teri Taayen Taayen

Ye bat nai pakistaniyo ki hai

Ye bat nai pakistaniyo ki Ye bat hai musalmano ki Hum kya bat yad karai in ko ab Jo bat kahi thi Khan ne

Do you know what hurts the most

Do You Know What Hurts The Most . . . ? Itx When U Had Made Someone Feel Special Yesterday The Same Person Today

Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd

Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai, tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai. phir bhi kaat

Baray masoom bantay ho sitam bhi laakh

Baray masoom Bantay ho sitam bhi laakh dhatay ho. ‘Sitam’ chhoro ya na chhoro, magar masoomiyat chhoro..

Agr behti hoi naak ko zaban

Agr behti hoi naak ko zaban se chaat lia jaye to Romal kharidne ki zarort khatam ho jati hai ZUBIDA AAPA K TOTKE 😉

Kisi se ab itni muhabbat b nahi

kisi se ab itni muhabbat b nahi rakhni hai din rat hijr ki vehshat b nahi rakhni hai kisi se ab itni muhabat b

1 bar jism k hesun ki meting

1 Bar jism k hesun ki meting hoi. Sub ay par Dil na aya. Sub hairan thy k DIL kahan hai? Bad main pata

Sweet lines by a lover

Sweet Lines By A Lover . . . ! ! ! ‘One Reason …GOD Created Time Was So That I Could Spend Mine With

Kabhi tum bhe nazar aao subha

Kabhi tum bhe nazar aao Subha se shaam tak hum ko Bohat se log miltay hain Nigahon se guzartay hain Koi andaaz tum jesa…

Swimming pool me 6 choty bachon ne

Swimming pool me 6 choty bachon ne jump maari aur swimming pool ka saara pani ghayab q?? q k new pamper ab pehle se

If wealth had been the secret 2

If Wealth Had Been The Secret 2 Happiness, Then The Rich Should Be Dancing On The Streets… Only Poor Kids Do That…! If Power

Light for ur brightful future cracker

Light For Ur Brightful Future; Cracker For Ur Demolish Of Ur Failure; Rangoli For Ur Colorful Life; Happy Diwali..

Aasoon mere sathi the ghum the humdam

Aasoon mere sathi the, ghum the mere humdam, Dard se ishq hua tha mujhko, gumsum rehta tha mai hardam, Tumne aake haath jo thama

God wanted to make a human full

GOD Wanted To Make A Human Full Of Love So He Made A ‘Mother’ A Person Full Of Support And Encouragment So He Made

Ufone laya new offer khali jaga pe

UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER Khali JAGA PE ‘U’ LAGAO AUR BAN JAO ST _ PID B _ DH _ BEWAK _ F _ LL

Daikho kabhi na tum in aankhoon main

Daikho kabhi na tum in aankhoon main aansoor lna, Main saja hoon teri aankhoon main kajal ki tarah, Our tu hay mery dil main

Labon ki sersarahat se badan k choor

Labon ki sersarahat se. badan k choor hony tak. Man tujh ko is tarah chahoon. K meri saans ruk jaye. Khataon par khata’ain hon.

Ye mera ye style hai

YE . . MERA, . . YE . . MERA, . . YE, . . MERA, . . YE . . MERA, . .

Ab to bijli bhi medicine ki tarah

Ab to bijli bhi medicine ki tarah ho gai hai FRAZ..!! , , , , , , 2 ghanta subah 2 ghanta dopehar 2

Jo abu turab ke qadmo ki khaak ho

Jo Abu-turab ke qadmo ki khaak ho jata Qasam khuda ki wohi shakhs pak ho jata Ye bat kis ne kahi poochiye zamane se

Sms s m kesa laga mera

SMS S M S S M S S M S S M S S M S S M S S M S S M

Kitny log hain mery milnywaly mery chahny

Kitny log hain mery milnywaly Mery chahny waly Mery sang hansany waly Merydukh main rony waly PHir bhi na jany Q ye khwahish hai

Humne to paisay eidi smjh k liye

Humne to paisay eidi smjh k liye thay…. zalimo nay ‘MATCH FIXING’ ka ilzam laga diya.

Hamara libaas 8 gaz kafan sirf

Hamara Libaas (8} Gaz Hamara Kafan Sirf (2.5) Gaz Hamara Ghar (400) Gaz Hamara Asal Ghar(2.5) Gaz Hamare Iraade 200 Saal K Mager Hamari

Sweetest part in life is to carry

Sweetest part in life is to carry all the MeMoRiEs.. But The toughest part is to stay away for long time from the person

Mohabto ka mujse hisab mangta tha

Mohabto ka mujse hisab mangta tha, Chahto ka apni hisab mangta tha, Ajeeb shakhs tha sab janne k bavojod, Wo aksar apni bato ka

Train chal pari the 2 pathan bari

Train chal pari the 2 Pathan bari taizi se bhagte huy aa rahe the Aik ne himat ki or taiz dor kr train ko

Kabhi nafrat dil dukhatey hain log

kabhi nafrat kabhi dil dukhatey hain log maloom nahi kya chahtey hain log hamein to dushmano per bhi taras aata hai najany apno ko

Naqqalon se hoshyar asli sms ki

Naqqalon Se Hoshyar Asli SMS Ki Pehchan Hmara Har SMS Anokha Naya Or ap k Meyar K Mutabiq hota hai Puranay Ghisay Pitay Or

Hum piyar k aadi mujram hum

HUM PIYAR K AADI MUJRAM Hum piyar k aadi mujram hain tum hall humara kia jano tum zazboon k sudagar ho aur piyar ka

Zubaida apa ki cigarette recipe 5

Zubaida Apa Ki Cigarette Ki Recipe: 5 Gm Charas 1 Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt 2 Machis Ki Teeleya 1 Hawadar Kamra Tarkeeb: Gold Leaf

Golden facts of life when someone loves

GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE:- When someone loves U, U don’t realize it…When U realize it, Its too late. U always love the one who

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho yeh

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho Yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho Kis ka ab haath rakh ke seene per Dil ki dhadhkan

Ek taza hikayet hy sun lo

‘Ek TaZa HiKAYET hy sun lo tuo inayet hy.. Ek shakhs co CHAHA tha apnon ki tarah hum ny ! Ek shakhs co SAMJHA

1 sahab 5 star hotel gye

1 Sahab 5 Star Hotel Gye, Waiter Ko Bulaya Or Us Ko 500 Dey Ker Kaha Ye Inam Ha Us Ehsan Ka Jo Aaj

Life is never measured by the years

Life is never measured by the years u hav, but by the carying u do, the cheer and love u shared, and the happy

Apni aqal se aor sachay dil tasleem

Apni Aqal Se Aor Sachay Dil Se Tasleem Karo Kah Koi Larki Mohabbat Nahain Hoti Wo Zarorat Hoti Hay Mard Kay Armano Ki,Khahishon Ki

One of the sadest fact life its

one of the sadest fact of life ‘its tough when someone special in your life starts to ignore you..but its even tougher to pretend

Behind every successful luv there is a

Behind Every Successful Luv There Is A Friendship. . . But . . Behind Every Separated Friendship There Is A Love.. 🙂

Shabnam ke katron mein kaise khiza rang

shabnam ke katron mein kaise khiza ke rang jhalakte hain phoolo ke chehro se kushboo ke moti bikharte hain hawao ki rawani se aati

Grlfrnd k aansu or boyfrnd ka farq

Grlfrnd k aansu or boyfrnd k aansu ka farq! Grlfrnd k aansu farmaish puri krwane k liye nikalte hen Or Boyfrnd k aansu unhe

Kis darja muqads hai tere qurb ki

Kis darja muqads hai tere qurb ki khwahsh… Masom se bachay k khyalat ki manind !!

Mujhy lahaq hu gai hai ek bemaari

mujhy lahaq hu gai hai ek bemaari.. wo jesy muhabat kahaty hai log aam..

Spread you arms like the scarlet

Spread you arms. Like the scarlet that spreads through the dark sky; Like the trembling notes that spread through the hall; Like the shinning

Main dhoondta tha door khalaaon mein ek

Main Dhoondta Tha Door Khalaaon Mein Ek Jism Chehron Ka Ek Hajoom Mere Aas Paas Tha………………..!

Indianhamare mulk mein taj mehal hai lekin

Indian!Hamare Mulk Mein Taj Mehal hai, Lekin Us K Andar Prinda B Par Nahi Maar Sakta. Misar!Hamare Mulk Mein Itna Husan Hai, Lekin kisi

Son parosi ki larki ko english nhi

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nhi Ati, Father:Tujhe Kese Pata? Son:Mene Kaha’Give Me two Sweet Kiss’ To usne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiL

Pathan ki gaand py dana nikla

Pathan ki gaand py dana nikla wo sheesha rakh k dany per dawai laga rha tha k lun khara ho gya Pathan bola: behnchod

Kabhi socha hai hamne 60kg attay

kabhI socha hai Hamne? 60kg Attay ki Bori Jo Utha sakta hai Vo kharid nahi sakta … aur Jo Kharid sakta hai Vo Utha

Girl 2 another girl u r

Girl 2 another Girl: U r so^Beautiful Other Girl Thank u u r Beautiful too Now Boy 2 Another Boy: Aj bra cheesa lg

Teri ankho ka sakhoo teray dil qarar

Teri Ankho Ka Sakhoo Teray DIl Ka Qarar Chahye tera CHehra kitna Piyara Hay Mujhe Thora Piyar Chahye

Tere naina tere re naino ki

Tere naina tere naina tere naina re Tere naina tere naina tere naina re Naino ki chaal hai, makhmali haal hai Neechi palkon se

A state of limbo the calm before

A state of limbo The calm before the storm Eyes dry still Expecting the worst The forever leaping heart The battle of wills No

Larka apni maa se bola mujhe

Larka apni Maa se bola Maa Mujhe Dukh den Tention den Barbad Kr den Mere Peeche Bhoot Lga den Ammi Ne Kaha Kambakht shortcut

Naam us ka likh kar mita raha

Naam Us Ka Likh Kar Mita Raha Tha Main Dil Ko Apne Yoon Jala Raha Tha Main Na Thi Jisko Mere Pyaar Ki Kadar

In 2025 bhikhari allah ke

In 2025 Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De.. Boy :- Ye Lay Meri ‘MBA’ Ki Degree Rakh Le.. Bhikhari :- Nahi

Uthaae phirta raha main bohat muhabbat

Uthaa’e Phirta Raha, Main Bohat Muhabbat Ko, Phir Ek Din Younhi Socha, Yeh Kya Museebat Hai..!!

When does a friend becomes the best

When does a friend becomes the best in the world ? When his dialogue, “I care for u !” changes into “I will kill

An god astagfirullah some non sense

an God!! (astagfirullah) & some non sense Muslims & FM channels ignore the biggest non pardonable sin ‘shirk’ & listen these songs wich is

Have you ever wondered which hurts

Have you ever wondered… Which hurts the most ‘Saying something & …Wishing you hadn’t Or Saying nothing & Wishing you had… ?’

Insan b kiya shy hy dolat

Insan b kiya shy hy: Dolat kamane k liye apni sehat kho deta hy 0r Phr sehat ko wapis pane k liye apni dolat

Larki boht romantic ho k apnay molvi

Larki boht romantic ho k apnay molvi mangetar se: Darling aaj mein boht khush hun Mango kia mangtay ho? Molvi sharma k bola: Qurbani

Naqqalon se hoshyar asli sms ki

Naqqalon Se Hoshyar!!! Asli SMS Ki Pehchan,, Humara Har SMS Anokha Naya Or Ap k Meyar K Mutabiq hota hai Purany Ghisay Pitay Or

Amrica ne 1 machine bnai jo choron

Amrica ne 1 machine bnai, jo choron ko pakrti hy; Unho ne mukhtlif mulkon may wo mchine test ki Amrica may 30 mint may

Zindagijene ke kabil n hti agr

‘ZINDAGI’jene ke KABIL nÃ¥ høti AgÃ¥r kisi ne MØHABBAT bÃ¥nÃ¥i nÃ¥ høti Køi MAUT ki ‘TAMANNA’nÃ¥ kÃ¥rtÃ¥ ‘FARAZ’ AgÃ¥r MØHABBAT’ me’BEWAFAI’nÃ¥ høti.

Piyar aur barish dono aik jaise hain

PIYAR aur BARISH dono aik Jaise hain, Jo hamesha ‘YAADGAAR’ hoty hain, ‘FARQ’ Sirf itna hai, ‘BARISH’ Jism Bhigoti hai. Aur.. ‘PYAR’ Ankhen Bhigo

A gift of friendship

A gift of FRIENDSHIP ´´´´´´´´´¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶ ¶¶ ´´´´´´´¶¶´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶ ´´´´´¶¶´´´´´´´´¶¶´´´´´´´´´´¶¶ ´´´¶¶´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶ ´´¶¶´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶ ´´¶´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶´¶ ´¶´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶ ´¶´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶´´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶ ´¶´´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶´¶´´´´´´´´´´´¶´´´¶ ´¶´´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶´´´´¶ ´¶´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´´´¶¶´´¶´´´´¶ ´´¶´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶´¶´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´¶ ´´¶¶´´´´´´´¶´´´´´¶´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´¶¶ ´´´¶¶´´´´´´¶´´´´¶´´´´¶¶¶¶´´´´´¶ ´´´´¶´´´´´´¶´´´¶´´´´´¶´´´´´´´¶

Ghazal permalink

Ghazal permalink ?? ??? ?? ???? ?? ????? ?? ??? ?? ??? ??? ?? ?? ? ???? ?? ??? ?? ??? ??? ?? ????

Girl in a party to man excuse

‘Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye):

Ye thora sa jeevan adhura mosam

Ye Thora Sa Jeevan Adhura Sa Mosam Ye Rango’n Ki Chahat Gulabo’n Ki Hasrat … Ye Roshan Sawerey Ye Madham Andherey Ksi Roz Tanha

What are the three fastest way of

What are the three fastest way of communication? 1. Telephone 2. Television 3. Tell a woman

Is duniya se ojhal ho jayenge hum

Is duniya se ojhal ho jayenge hum….. door fizaaon mein kahin kho jayenge hum…… hamari yaadon se lipat ke royenge sab…… jab zameen orh

Hold every person close to your heartyou

HOLD EVERY PERSON CLOSE TO YOUR HEART,YOU MAY NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE LOST A DIAMOND WHILE YOU WERE TOO BUSY COLLECTING STONES.

War ba shama kor ta da dedan

War Ba shama kor ta Da dedan bana ba jora shi, ‘ ‘ ‘ Kash ka Charta ma Bande Baran sho da yaar kali

Muskan tere hoton se kabhi jaaye na

Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na, Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na, Poora Ho tera Har Khwab, Aur Jo Poora na Ho

Research k mutabiq phone pr ziada dair

Research k mutabiq phone pr ziada dair baat krne se dmagh pr boht bura asar parta hai, Yeni Dmagh nkara ho jata hE,, 4Example:

3 dost the kallu billu aur ulloo

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha

Sab kehte hain 9 mahinon me

SAb kEhte hAiN 9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy, Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy, Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..?? 1.

Jis ghar me kutta hota hai wahan

Jis Ghar me kutta hota hai wahan farishtay nhi aatay….., Ye mulk hamara ghar hai. Baqi aap samajhdar hain. Sakhti boht hai Warna tafseel