Ek bacha apne papa se:

papa mane b apni shadi pe kanjrian nachani hen,

Jeisy apki shadi ki video me thin.

Papa:

kutte deya putra o teriyan phuphian san. .*

2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:

Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye.

But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai.

Pata Hai Kyon?

Jannat Main Farishton Ko Kehte Hain:

‘Yaar Jannat Hai To Achi.

Sab Kuch Hai, 70 Hoorain Bhi Hain.’

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‘Lahore Lahore Aye.’ 🙂

1 Bache ne new Car pe pathar se Scratch daal diya,

Jab Baap ne dekha to us ne Ghusse me Hathori Bache ko maari,

hathori sir pe lagi or bacha tarap tarap kar mar gaya.

Baap apne gusse pe Naadim hokar Bache ki Maut pe ro raha tha,

K

Achanak uski nazar Car pe mojood Scratches pe pari,

Us ne ghor kiya to

Car pe likha tha,

‘I Love my PAPA JANI….’

Rishton ki qimat ka andaza rishton ko khone k baad hota hai.

So take care of your relations..

Life is not just waiting for someone who is made for yoU but life is living for someone who lives because of you.

Eik sheikh road se Guzar raha tha achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya

aur zor se chillaya,

“KAMINE LoG Potti bi aise karte hain jese koi Samosa Para ho..

Edward Says:

And The Sound Of

Your Heart …

It Is The Most Significant

…Sound In My World … ?

~Twilight – The Eclipse~

”This Poem Is Dedicated

To All My Friends.

Plz Read It Vry Seriously.

Ek Din Zindgi Aisay Mukam Pe Pohanch Jaye Gi,

Dosti To Sirf Yadon Main Hi Reh Jaye Gi ,

Hr Mazak Ki Bat Yad Doston Ki Dilaye Gi ,

Aur Hasty Hasty Phir Ankh Num Ho Jaye Gi ,

Office K Room Main Classroom Nazar Aye Gi ,

Paisa To Buhat Hoga

Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Waja Hi Kho Jaye Gi ,

G Le Khul K Is Pal Ko Mery Dost ,

Q K Zindgi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohraye Gi.

4 Hastian Duniya Mein Sub Se Ziada Roi Hain,

1= Hazrat Aadam (A.S)

Jannat Se Nikalny Pr.

2=Hazrat Yaqub (A.S)

Apne Betay Hazrat

Yousuf (A.S)

Ki Judai Mein.

3=Hazrat Yahyah (A.S)

Khauf E KHUDA Mein.

4=Hazart Mohammad (S.A.W.W)

Apni Um’mat Ki Fikar Mein.

Forget Pepsi ,

Forget Jazz 35 Paise

They Are Just Lame

…

It’s Finally Time

We Answer The Real

Question …

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‘Uncle Ali Hy ..’ =P 😉

Deewangi meri kuch is kadar badhne lagi haiN

Jis simt bhi dekhu nazar aaye tu hi tu haiN

Best quote of this generation.

‘O God, giVe mE pAtiEnCe, bUt pleaSe hurRy up!’;-)

Aisi kaun si cheez hai,

jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,

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Ans: Baby Pampers.

hahahahaha

Bhige mausam ki khushbu hawao me ho,

Apki sath ka ehsaas in fizao me ho,

Yuhi sada rahe apke Hoto pe Muskurahat,

Itna asar meri duao me ho……

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MERA,

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Style Hai Tang Karny Ka!!!!

Last Night I had a Dream.

I was Walking to an Angel

I asked him ‘Why I’ve a Friend Like you?’

He Replied:

‘Sab Tere Gunaahon ki Saza Hai.’ 🙂

Jab bhi mere Dil ki Masjid mein teri yaadon ki Azan hoti hai.

(AY MAA)

Main apnay hi aansu ‘o se wazoo kar k tere jeeney ki dua karta hoon.

(sajjad)

chahaat

mujhy ub kisi chahat ki zarort ni

lykn

ek shakhs apni chahat mujh per nichwar kar raha hai.

tum hi btao ae ahl-e-dil walo

kya ub us per bi bahrosa kar lena chahye.

jo sub ki tarha ye kahta hai

tum na mily tu main mar jaon ga

Aansu Baha K Hamay Manaya Karta Tha

…

Ye Zindagi Sirf Tum Se Wabista Hai

Aksar Ye Baat Hamay Bataya Karta Tha

Uski Baton Mai Kuch Aisa Asar Tha

Mai Barish K Bina Hi Bheeg Jaya Karta Tha

Sonay Ki Fursat Kise Thi

Wo Hamay Sari Raat Jagaya Karta Tha

Becheni Jab Had Se Bharh Jati Thi

Wo Jee Bhar K Gale Lagaya Karta Tha

Wo Itni Muhabbat Karne Wala Badal Gya

Jo Har Baat Pe Meri Kasam Khaya Karta Tha

Main agar

kahoon,

Tum sa

haseen,

Kaynaat mein

nahi hy koi,

To plz yaar yaqeen mat karna kbhi kbhi insaan garmi me ulta seedha bol jata hai.

When You Know

You Are Going To Fail

In EXAM. . .

‘Talk The Entire Way Through

The Exam. Read Questions Aloud,

Debate Your Answers With

Yourself Out Loud.

If Asked To Stop, Yell Out,

‘I’m SOOO Sure You Can Hear

Me Thinking. . .’

Then Start Talking About

What A Jerk The Instructor Is. . . =P =D

Teri dosti teri wafa hi kafi hai……

Tamam umer ye aasra hi kafi hai……

Jahan bhi milo mil k muskura dena……

Meri khushi ke liye ye silsila hi kafi hai.

BV sharabi shohar ko sabaq sikhane k lye Kala Libas Pehn kr khari ho gai

Shohar Jhomte huey

Kon ho tm?

BV: SHETAN

Shrabi: Hath milao ma tri Behn ka Shohar hon

SMS

S M S

S M S

S M S

S M S

S M S

S M S

S M S

S M S

S M S

S M S

S M S

SMS

S M S

S M S

S M S

S M S

S M S

S M S

S M S

S M S

S M S

SMS

KESA LAGA MERA

SMS STYLEIS MSG KO ‘EDIT’ MAIN JA kAR DEKHO

when nails are grown we cut nails not fingers

smilarly

when our misunderstandings are raising…

we shud cut our ego not relation.

MOst Of Us Miss Out

Life’s Big Prizes :

Nobel, Oscar, Grammys

But

V r All Eligible For

…Life’s Small Prizes:

-A Hug Frm Best

Frend

-A Short Sleep On

Frend’s Shoulder

-A Glorious Sunset

-A Chat With One V

Feel Most Comfortable

-An Ice-Cream When

It’s Deadly Cold

-A Silent Night On The

Terrace

– A Slow Walk On An

Empty Road,

With d Person You Love

On A Full Moon Night

So Don’t Worry Ab

Missing Life’s Big Prizes

But

TkCr Of d Small Ones ! 🙂

AAPKI ki aftari

Iftaar Se Pehle

(‘.’)

/].[_/ _

Iftaar K Baad

_(‘.’)_

/( )_!/ !_

Tauba Tauba!

Insan Bano

Ma da Janan da kali zaar ky.

Har mazigar Ye Da Akhtar pa shande we na.

Ka sal karona me wranege .

Mazigare ke ba da Yaar didan ta zama

Aye tez hawa naraz na ho..!!

Is dil mein salamat hai ab tak

Woh shokhi lab,woh hurf-e-wafa

Woh naqsh-e-qadam,woh aqs-e-hina

So baar jise chuma humne

So baar pursatish ki jis ki

Is dil mein salamat hai ab tak

Woh gard-e-alam,woh dedah-e-nam

Hum jis mein chupa kar rakhte the

Tasweer bikharti yaadon ki

Zanjeer phigalte waadon ki

Poonji naaqam iraadon ki

Allah Rab-Ul-Izat Farmaty Hn Ay Banday,

1-Muj Se Kal Ka Rizq Na Mang Jis Tarah Mein Tuj Se Kal K Amal Nahi Mangta

2-Mein Tujay Pasand Hon To Ye Tera HAQ Hay Muj Pr K Tu B Mujay Psand Ho

3-Tu Meray Thoray Diye Se Razi Ho Ja, Qyamt K Din Mein Teray Thoray Kiye Se Razi Ho Jaon Ga. SUBHAN ALLAH…@

Lines by mE,

!-!

I’ll go out of ur Lyf,

if U cn Promise me

that smbody wil

!..LoVe u more than Me…!

…Ok…

Dosti ki hai kabhi bhulana nahi,

Apna gham kabhi humse chupana nahi.

Jitna bhi satana hai satao,

lekin is rishte ko kabhi thukrana nahi.

‘Yaran-e-Jahan kehte hain kashmir hai jannat’

‘janat kisi kafir ko mili hai na mile gi’

Ye Keh Ker Farishto’n Se

JANNAT Mein Chala Jao’n Ga

HUSSAIN (r.a) k Qadmo’n k

Nishaan Dhoond Raha Hoon

~ Allama Iqbal ~

Girl 2 another Girl:

U r so^Beautiful

Other Girl

Thank u

u r Beautiful too

Now

Boy 2 Another Boy:

Aj bra cheesa lg rea en

Other Boy:

Dyo fir pain da RISHTA.

Wah Faraz Wah.!

Ankhon Me Nami Thi

Or Vitamins Ki Kammi Thi

Jis Se Sari Rat Bat Ki

Wo Girl Friend Ki Ammi Thi

(‘,’)

/’/ O Shitt

_/’ Yar !

aunti

Golden Words written on ‘Rikshaw’

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*Qismat Aazma chuka hun

Muqaddar aazma raha hun

Kisi be-wafa ki khatir Riksha chala raha hun

.

*Sawari Labbay na Labbay

Speed Ek So Nabbay

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*Jis ne Maa ko Sataya

Us ne Rikshaw chalaya

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*Lag gayi te rozi

Na Lagi te roza

.

*Dekhnay main doli

Chalnay main goli.*

*Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa

Baap ki dua ja beta rikshaw chala..

Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana

Yeh rikshaw chala raha hai Kaka Deewana.. 😉

?8 points tht prove u r a Brilliant Student

1.Before exam,unnecessary SMSs to frnds

2.Plan each day to study bt end up wth ‘Kal se pucca’

3.U waste all ur time counting chapterz instead of doing them

…4.U wnt break aftr every 2 pages

5.Unnecessarily u start feeling hungry during ur exam prep

6.U even start liking Doordarshan

7.Abt every tuf topic u think-‘lagta nahi k ye ayega..’

Like this If U Are Brilliant Studnet!

On This Children?s Day

Let?s Celebrate The

Joys Of Childhood

And Have A Fantastic Time Together

Happy Children?s Day

You r not scared of the dark,you r scared of what’s in it. You’re not afraid of heights, you r afraid of falling. You’re not afraid of people around you,you’re just afraid of rejection.you’re not afraid of love,you’re afraid of not being loved back. And you’re not afraid to try again,you’re just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.

Jab Bhi Koi Khubsurat Larki Aap Ko “BHAI” Bole,

To Udas Mat Hona, “BHAI” Ki Full Form Hai..

B: Beautiful

H: Husband

A:Among

I: Ideals

Matlab Sab Se Behtaren Husband…

Welcome to pakistan !

we have Recent Courses,

=MBBS:

Master in Bomb Blasting strategies,

=CA:

Career in Alqaeda,

=MSc:

Master Suicide Course,

=IT:

Institute of Terrorism,

=MBA:

Member of Blasting Agency,

what do u want to do…?

The Below Mentioned

Action Is Performed By

Highly Trained

Professionals . . .

So Pleas

…Don’t Try This At Least

At Home . . .

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S T U D Y . . . =P xD

Just Because I’m Not Begging For You

-Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Want You Just As Bad

Just Because I’m Not Crying

-Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Care, Or That I’m Not Sad

Just Because I Don’t Call You Every Night

…-Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Want To Talk To You

Just Because I Wish You The Best With Your New Guy

-Doesn’t Mean I’ve Stopped Loving You, Or That I’ll Move On Now

Just Because I’m A Good Actor

-Doesn’t Change The Fact That I’m Dying Inside… 🙁

Ye bat nai pakistaniyo ki

Ye bat hai musalmano ki

Hum kya bat yad karai in ko ab

Jo bat kahi thi Khan ne in ko

Ye yad kare wo cricket match

Jab soch rahe the ye

Khatam karne Pakistan ko

To ek awaz lehrai thi

Agar hindu khatam hue to nam na hoga

Dunya me Hindustan na hoga

Tm bat mat karo tehzeebo ki

Tehzeeb jo tm bnate ho

Aj to dekhte hai nach tmhare

Kal Insha ALLAH tmhare murdo ki

Hum video jung ki dekhe ge

Or dunya ko batlade ge

Is qom ka nam hai musalman.

Muj se ainda baat mat krna.

Lanat Bhejta hu tum pr or tumhari dosti pr

Me tum jese ghatiya insan k 7 koi taluq nhi rkhna chahta,

Sirf tum he nhi tumhari soch or rooh b Gndi hy,

Tum jese logo ko dost rkhna dosti or insaniat 2no ki toheen hy,

Ye film’S0DAGAR’K Dialog hain,

ap tension na len,

ap Jigar hen hamary:

TehMatain TU Lagti Hain Roshni Ki Khuwish Main Ghar Se bhair Anay Ki Kuch Tu Saza Milti HAi LoOOG lOOoG hOTay Hain In kO kiya KHabar Janaaaa App K ieradoo Ki Khoobsurat Ankhoo Main *$*

LIBRA SUNAAR

Once it happened to walk on a high bridge. It was so high that I got scared. I saw an angel on the other side. I prayed to ALLAH for help, but the angel didn’t come. I somehow managed to cross the bridge, there I saw the angel holding the end of the broken bridge.

Somtimes, we think why ALLAH is keeping

Do U Know Why Love Is Blind?

Love Is Blind Because…

‘Ur Mom Started To Love U Before Seeing Ur Face’… 🙂

SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.

In The End,

He does not die, But

Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and

Titanic on the other hand. 🙂

Naam Us Ka Likh Kar Mita Raha Tha Main

Dil Ko Apne Yoon Jala Raha Tha Main

Na Thi Jisko Mere Pyaar Ki Kadar

Ittefaq Se Ussi Ko Chah Raha Tha Main

Ussi Diye Ne Jalaya Mere Laho Ko

Jisko Hawa Se Bacha Raha Tha Main.

LIBRA SUNAAR

Usy ye kehna mujhe na sochy

Main dil garifta adhoora shayar

Main uljhi sochon

bikharti nazron

bhatakti rahon ka ik musafir

Khayal tirchhay

sawal aarhay

Qadam mere larkhara chukay hain

Sawal aisay azal say jin par

Zameer-e-adam ne kuch na socha

Jawab aisay k gar kabhi khud ko b bataon

To kaamp jaon

Guzarty lamhon ki gard chehray pe

teh’ba’teh jamti ja rahi hai

Naqoosh mere mita rahi ha

Main apna khanjar

khud apni sheh rag pe aazma chuka hun

Mai khud b khud ko bhula chuka hun

Mai apne dam-e-khayal se

Agar bacha to sahyad tumhe milun ga

Mujhay bhula do

Main kho chuka hun

Main kho chuka hun

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles.

For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love.

Labo pe aaj unka naam AA gaya,

Pyase k haath jaise jaam AA gaya,

Dole kadam to gira unki baahon me jaakar,

Aaj hamara peena hi hamare kaam AA gaya.

Mere Kandhe Pe Sir Rakh Kr… UsNe Pucha K Kb Tk Apne Kandhe Pe Sone doge Mene Hanste Hue Kaha Jb Tk Log Mjhe Kaandhon Pe Nhi Utha lety.

Koi To Mere Khayalon Ko Chahne Wala Ho

Muhbaton Ke Khzane Lutane Wala Ho

Us Aik Shaks Ko Dunya Ki Hr Khushi De Don

Jo Mere Dard Ko Apna Bnane Wala Ho

Mujhe Bhi Apni Wafaon Pe Naaz He Lakin

Yahan Koi To Wafa Azmane Wala Ho

Jise Aziz Ho Dunya Udhar Ka Rukh Kar Ly

Yahan Wo Aaey Jo Dunya Lutane Wala Ho

Khuda Gawah He Ke Bari Mushkilon Se Milta He

Wo Ek Dil Jo Muhabat Nibhane Wäla Ho..!

Bari Tarap Hai Meri Iltija K Parde Mai

Main Tumko Maang Raha Hon Dua K Pardy Mai.

Uasy B Darr Hai K Yeh Raz Khul Na Jae Kahin

Likhey hai Naam Mera Woh hina k Parde Mai.

Main Uske Koochey se Guzra to yeh Mehsoos Hua

Mujhe Pukara hai Usne Hawa k Parde Mai.

Ajeeb Tarz-e-Maseehayi Usne Dikhlaya

Hayat Meri Badal Di Dua K Pardy Mai.

Is Tarah Chehre Ko Zulf Mein Chupaya Usne

K Jaise Chand Chupa Ho Ghata K Pardy Mai.

Rab Ke Mehboob, Sahi Raah Dikhane Wale,

Ahl-e-Eman Teri Aan Per, Mar Jane Wale,

Bach Nahi Sakte Saza Se, Ye Gustakhan-e-Rasool,

Khaak ho Jayen ge, Khaakon K Banane Wale!

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar-

How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally?

Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam…

=P

Arz Kia Hai,

Main MAJJH Wechi Me GAAN Wechi….

Wah Wah Wah

Main MAJJH Wechi Me Gaan Wechi,

Meri Appni C Mein Taan Wechi… 😉

If Your Lover Invites You on Her/His Marriage.

What would You Like to gift?

Forward to All your Friends.

And see Heart Touching Answers.

But You Should Reply Me, It’s Must.

aik martaba aik shaks Hazrat shaikh saadi(R.AL) ki khidmat me hazir hua, aap ne us se daryaft kia k tumhari guzar basar kaisay hoti ha, us ne jawab dia mil jai to shukar kartai han na mile to sabar. shaikh saadi(R.AL)ne farmaya k aisa to baghdad k kutay b kartai hain. wo shaks app ki baat sun kr bara hauran hua, us ne yehi sawal shaikh saadi (R.AL) se kia ,aap ne jawab dia mil jai to khairat kartai hain na mile to shukar kartai hain…. SUBHANALLAH

1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien.

Sub Log Usay ‘AKBAR’kehte thay

Socho Q?

.

Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha Bai gee

Tujhy Her SmS Main Fankaari Chahiye.

Is duniya se ojhal ho jayenge hum…..

door fizaaon mein kahin kho jayenge hum……

hamari yaadon se lipat ke royenge sab……

jab zameen orh kar so jayenge hum………

Tumhara Saath

Tasalsul Se Chahiye

Mujh Ko

Thakan Zamano’nKi

…Lamho’n Mein Kab

Utarti Hy ! ! !

Golden words

‘Achha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi Kyon Na Rooth Jaye Usay Mana Lena Chahiye..

Kiun K,

Wo kanjar aap k saary raaz janta hy, telecast kar dega . .

Bohat Mumkin He Dunya Cheen Le Mujh Se Teri Yaaden..

Mazeed Ab Me Tere Gham Ki Hifazat Kar Nahi Sakta..

Mujhe Azaad Kar Toq-e-Aseeri Bakhshne Wale..

Me Zanjiron Me Elan-e-Bagawat Kar Nahi Sakta..

Meri Mushkil Ye He K Mujh ko Adakari Nahi Aati IQBAL

Haqiqi Aadmi Rasmi Mohabbat kar Nahi Sakta.!

Select An Alphabet Then I Will Tell U K App Kis Rishtey Ki Tarf Se Lucky Ho.

F

M

A

Z

J

K

N

R

S

Reply Must.

Answer :

F. Cousin.

M. Parents.

A. Lover.

Z. Mother In Law.

J. Sister.

K. Fiance.

N. Best Frnd.

R. Child.

S. Husband/Wife..

Very touching line by Shakespeare from his novel,

‘ I am Mad for her…

but why I am not made for her….? ‘

A Little Quote

Which Means

A Lot . . . !

‘Be With

…S o m e o n e

Who Knows

What They Have,

When They Have

Y O U . . . ‘

Tumhe Dhondhti Hain Hr Su !

Meri Baytab Nazren

Meri Ujri Subhen

Meri Be-Rang Dupehrein

Meri Dhundli Shamein

Meri Tarek Ratein

J0 H0 Sake t0 Nawaz do !

Meri Subh K0 Nikhar do!

Meri Sham K0 Sanwar do!

Meri Raat K0 Qarar do !

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Mujhy U.P.S udhar do…!! Mujhy U.P.S udhar do…!!

Do U Know

Y Girls r Shorter

Than Guys ? ?

BcoX

When They Hug Each

…Other The Boy Lets

His Head Rest On Her

Shoulder & He Can See

The Another Girls

Behind Her…

The Girl Rests Her Head

On His Heart & Feel

Herself Secured By His

Pocket Full Of Money

And Completely

Surrenders Her Life To

Him … =D

How Realistic … =P

Dil K Virany Aa Kar Sajaye Ga.

Sacha Pyar Hi Use Meri Dehleez Per Laye Ga, Use Khabar Karo K Main Shehar Mein Aya Hun, Khush To Bohat Hoga Magar Mere Pas Na Aye Ga, Kafan Mein Kuch Der Mera Chehra Khula Hi Rakhna, Meri Bebasi Dekhne Wo Zarur Aye Ga, Wo Aye To Mere Janaze Se Use Dur Hi Rakhna, Us Ka Udas Chehra Mujhse Dekha Na Jaye Ga,Meri Qabr Per Naam Ki Takhti Na Lagana, Aty Jate Use Mera Gham Sataye Ga.

1 Bar jism k hesun ki meting hoi. Sub ay par Dil na aya. Sub hairan thy k DIL kahan hai? Bad main pata chala k DIL to SMS peraha hai.

Unhey to fursat nahi milne ki humse,

Aur hamara waqt guzarta hai unki farirayad karke,

Agar aye wo meri maut pe,

To keh dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke.

SAb kEhte hAiN

9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,

Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,

Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??

1. TiME ChAngE

2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p

Personality is

who we are and what we do when everybody is watching.

Character is-

who we are and what we do when NOBODY is watching…!

Silence

is the Best Answer For All Questions

Smile

is the Best Reaction In All Situations

Unfortunately

Both Never Help In

Nikah & Interview.:-(

Allah ki Masjidoon ko woi loog abaad kartay haan joo Allah aur Roz-e-Akharat par imaan rakhtay haan (Al-Quran)

Ye mojezaa bhii muhabbat kabhii dikhaaye mujhe

ke sang tujh pe gire aur zaKhm aaye mujhe

vo mehrbaaN hai to iqraar kyuuN nahiiN karti

vo badgumaaN hai to sau baar aazmaaye mujhe

maiN apne paaNv tale rauNdataa huuN saaye ko

badan meraa hii sahii do-pahar na bhaaye mujhe

maiN ghar se terii tamannaa pahan ke jab nikluuN

barahnaa shehar meiN ko’ii nazar na aaye mujhe

vo meraa dost hai saare jahaaN ko hai maaluum

daGhaa kare vo kisii se to sharm aaye mujhe

maiN apanii zaat meiN niilaam ho rahaa huuN

Gham-e-hayaat se keh do Khariid laaye mujhe…

Ahsas-e-M0habbet Ke Liye Bus Itna Hi Kaafi Hai

Tere Beghair Bhi Tere Saath Rehta Hoon..!!!!

aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.

Jo Abu-turab ke qadmo ki khaak ho jata

Qasam khuda ki wohi shakhs pak ho jata

Ye bat kis ne kahi poochiye zamane se

ALI (a.s) na hote agar main halak ho jata

I heard that good looks can kill…

. So, please don’t look at me

I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

Newly Married Husband

Saved Wife’s Number

On Mobile As:

‘MY LIFE’

…After 1 Yr:

‘My WIFE’

5 Yrs:

‘HOME’

10 Yrs:

‘HITLER’

25 Yrs:

‘WRONG NUMBER’ … =P xD

Meri pehchan bas naam hi sahi,

yaad na aaye tumhe itne badnaam to nahi.

hume bhul jana majburi hi sahi,

magar sachmuch bhul jao ye zaruri to nahi.

Peyaar Itna Hi Karo Ke Dil Beheil Jaye,

Is Qadar Bhi Na Chaho Ke Dum Nikal Jaye,

Tu Itna Peyaar Kar Jitna Tu Seh Sakey,

Bicharna Bhi Parey To Zinda Reh Sakey.

Hum to aesay hi apna Kambal dho kr sukha rhay thay

MQM wale Qurbani ki Khal smjh kr lay gay

(,’)/’Oye

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/ wapis kr

Matam tere judae ka karta rahouga may

Tanhyoun may aap se larta rahuga may

Karta rahuga yad tu dahrakta rahega dil

Her sans may tujhe ko samuta raharuga may

Larta rahu may kudh se kia hae yahe saza

kabtak tare wesal ko tarasta rahuga may

Kabhi sochte hain ki kaash aap hamari zindagi me aaye na hote,

To shayad aapki yaadon ko seene se lagake jeene ki aadat na hoti,

Kabhi sochte hain ki kaash aapse mohabbat na hui hoti,

Sach kahen tab shayad ye zindagi zindagi na hoti….

Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U.

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi…?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba.

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish..

There are two freedoms – the false, where a man is free to do what he likes; the true, where he is free to do what he ought.

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Ye Lo Qainchiyaan

Logon Ki Jaib Kato

Aur

SMS K Liye Pese Jama Karo

Kanjusi Ki Bhi Koi Had Hoti Hai.

Do You LoVe Me?

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PlZ

Lie And Say

-i LovE yoU- 🙂

Boht.masfroof.rehtay.ho.jo.hum.ko.bhool.bethay.ho

Na.yeh.jana.kahan.pe.ho.na.yeh.jana.k.kaisay.ho

Kaanch Ka DIL Chupaye Kaha

Bojhal Dil, Bojhal Qadam

Sochtay Hain Keh Jaye Kaha

Jab Sab Darwazay Hon Band

Apni Manzil Paye Kaha

Sang Raizon Kay Des Main

Kaanch Ka DIL Chupaye Kaha

‘ZINDAGI’jene ke KABIL nÃ¥ høti

Agår kisi ne

MØHABBAT bånåi nå høti

Køi MAUT ki

‘TAMANNA’nÃ¥ kÃ¥rtÃ¥

‘FARAZ’

AgÃ¥r MØHABBAT’ me’BEWAFAI’nÃ¥

høti.

Khwab ki hr 1 Gali Dekhi

Bago me khili Hr KALI Dekhi

Jo kehte hai the Tumhe Kabhi BHUL Na Payenge.

Uske Dar Pr Apni TASVIR jali dekhi.

That was a noiseless, sorrowful night,

Filled with fear & feeling of fright.

Heart was isolated & I was alone,

With no one there ho was known.

To accompany me in this lonely night,

Just silent darkness & nothing bright.

No one was there with me to ask,

Or to remove my cheerful mask.

Tired of drowning in my own tears,

fighting against my loneliness & fears.

I missed you so much day & night,

& just thought I treated you right.

Just want you to return, help my spirit fly,

Your face being the last, I see before I die.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”