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LIBRA SUNAAR

Death scares the hell out of me. I do not want to die knowing that you will be crying over me

But if death means watching over you and being with you all-the-time, I might take my life just for you.

Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koie¦

Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi..

Ae ALLAH!

Yeh pyar hi hai,

Ya¦

**Faraz** ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!

Best Lines By A

L O V E R

‘She LAUGHS On

My DREAMS …

…

And

I Just DREAM For

Her LAUGH … ‘

Ho gai jism ki poshak badlney wali

par nahi roah ki khurak badlnay wali

apnay sar ka koi saaya b badlta hai bahla

Mari Darti nahi aflaak badlnay wali

kis ne louta hai tumhaian dy k muhabbat ka yaqeen

wo jo har pal main hai adraak badlnay wali

gumtay gumtay es par hi mukaml hon ga

apni fitrat hi nahi chaak badlnay wali

jis ka hiray se har ek aang bna ho shahzad

gul ki pati se hai kia khaak badlnay wali

Open Love

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Dear customer you have recharged: Rs.100

The deduction of

VAT 25%

Zardari Tax 20%

BeNazir Barsi Tax 10%

Gillani Tax 5%

GST 17%

Flood Tax 5%

Bilawal Study Tax 6%

Bakhtawar Study+Jahez Tax

5%

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New balance:Rs.2

Enjoy for miss calls

Expiry:24 Hrs:-)

Marnay K 3 AASAN TAREEQAY?

1. SIGRATE Piyo 10 Saal Pehlay Marro Ge

2. drink Kro 30 Saal Pehlay Marro Ge

3. SHADI KARLO JEETAY jee mar jao Ge…

Udas kyun kar rahy ho shaam ki tarha,

Wah wah,

Udas ky0n kar rahy ho sham ki tarha,

Aao,

Mithi Mithi ßatein Karein

Aam ki tarha;-)@

When V r Angry V Can

Change Decision But

Not Feelings

The Changed Decision

May Give Satisfaction

At That Time

But Later It Hurts Our

Feelings A Lot …

Math Magic*

ur cell’s number last two digit,

multiply by 2,plus 5,multiply 50,plus ur age,plus 365 then subtrct 615,

answrs is the ur age and ur cel number last digits.

Try,its magic

Mera Ye DIL Teri Hi Mohbt K Liye Hai,

Wah. Wah..

Mera Ye DiL Teri Hi Mohbt K Liye Hy,

Leken Yaad Rahe Ye 0ffer Mehdod Muddat K Liye hai!

shabnam ke katron mein kaise khiza ke rang jhalakte hain

phoolo ke chehro se kushboo ke moti bikharte hain

hawao ki rawani se aati hai sargam kar rimjhim

jab pani ke lehron se voh atkheliya karti aati hai

pairon ke kitaron mein phir thandak bansane aati hai

jab suraj se mil kar sham suneheri ho jati hai

kuch mausam sapne lagte hain kuch mausam apne lagte hain

par dost mile tum jaisa to sub mausam sache lagte hain

zindgi ki tanha lehron mein jo dosti ke moti pirote hain

voh phoolon ki traha dil ki rahon ko mehkate hain

””’dunia ki aag main jalna toh muqadder ban gaya hy

‘DOST’

””jise se kehte hain apna haal-e-dil wohi badnam karta hai

World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.

…

3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching 🙂

UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
Khali JAGA PE ‘U’ LAGAO AUR BAN JAO

ST _ PID

B _ DH _

BEWAK _ F

_ LL _

Dekha
Everything is incomplete without U

U tum Hi to ho;-)@

Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere…

Aajib Tera Style Hai…

Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi

Haathoo Main Mobile Hai

Shakspear said, “A Boy & a Girl can never b Friends forever.”

Lincoln said, “Friendship is the starting step 4 wat we call Love.”

Wrdswrth said, “Proposing a Boy or a Girl for Friendship is nothing but indirectly saying, I LIKE U.”

Jackie Chan said, “Love is a everlasting Friendship.”

Michael Jackson said,”If 1 can become ur Best Friend, then He or She can easily bcum ur Life Partner!

this is 4 all those guyz n girlz who say,”We r just friends yar”

Swimming pool me 6 choty bachon ne jump maari aur swimming pool ka saara pani ghayab

q??

q k new pamper ab pehle se b zyada jazb kry.:)

Itna Na Yaad Aaya Karo K Raat Bhar So Na Sakain,

JAn|x…

Dopehar 2 Baje Ankh Khulti Hai..

To ghar wale Naashta Nahi Dete… 😉

Larkiyon k chakkar main mat parhna

Ye aati hain HEER ki tarha

Lagti hain KHEER ki tarha

Chubti hain TEER Ki tarha

Or

Halat kr deti hain FAKEER ki tarha…

Unhey to fursat nahi milne ki humse,

Aur hamara waqt guzarta hai unki farirayad karke,

Agar aye wo meri maut pe,

To keh dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke.

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

‘Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Jhuki Hein Ab Meri Nazrein

Tumhe Jo Yaad Kerti Hein

Baharein Laut Lao Gey

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Woh Sari Teri Perchaiyan

Tasawar Ki Woh Tanhaiyan

Jo Aankhon Se Barasti Hein

Kaho Sab Chor Aao Gey

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Ye Arzan Hai Khazan Hum Per

Pholon Ka Hai Eeman Tum Per

Muhabat Tor Lao Gey

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Kyun nazrein teri piyasi hein

kaho kis ki matlashi hein

hakiqat ban ke aao gey

khawabon ko tor jao gey

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey’

*Love Story*

Ek din ek larke se uski girlfrnd ne pucha k hum dono me se zyada pyar kon krta hy Ek dosre se?

Larke ne jawab dia me tumhare lye apni har chez qurban kr skta hun

larki muskurai or kaha k kal jo sabse pehle apni sabse pyari chez samandr me phenkay ga wo sabse zyada pyar krta hoga

Next day

larki samandr k kinare pohnchi to dekha k larka pehle se hi waha mojood tha

larki ne pucha tumne kya phenka to wo bola

Tumhari Behen ko…;-)

GHAZAL

Kabhi Aansu Chupa Chupa K Roye,

Kabhi Daastan-e-Gham suna Suna K Roye,

Raat Katti Hai intzar-e-yaar Me,

Hum Raat Bhar Taaron Ko Jaga Jaga K Roye,

Phir Wo N Aaye Raat Ka Wada Kar K,

HUm Tamam Raat Shama Jala Jala K Roye,

Aaj Raat Un K Aane Ki Umeed thi Humen,

Wo N Aaye Hum Ghar Ko Saja Saja K Roye,

Suna Hai ‘WASI’

Dua Se Hoti Hai Murad Poori,

Hum Saari Raat Haath Utha Utha k Roye.

TRUSTING someone is never easy.

once its given to you,

take care of it..

bcoz once you’ve lost it

you’ll take a million of thorns to earn it back again.

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Here is my

GREETING 4 you.

Kindly open it….

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( HAPPY )

( EID )

|”’| |”’|

| |,/,| ISH YOU

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|”’|___|"”’|

| APPY

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(*EID MUBARAK*)

WISH YOU VERY HAPPY EID|———–|

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Here is my

GREETING 4 you.

Kindly open it….

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( HAPPY )

( EID )

|”’| |”’|

| |,/,| ISH YOU

|___/____|

|”’|___|"”’|

| APPY

|___|”’|___|

(*EID MUBARAK*)

WISH YOU VERY HAPPY EID

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.

….LADLI….

Papa ki ladli, maa ki jaan hoti hy beti,

Saray jahan se pyari hoti hy beti,

Ungli uthaye koi, tu lar jati hy beti,

Tu phr kyun para’ie hoti hy beti..?

Khushi sb ko deti hy beti,

mushkil mein sath nibhati hy beti,

Aansu hr kisi k sukhati hy beti,

Tu phr kyun para’ie hoti hy beti,

Papa k baad maa k kareeb hoti hy beti,

Apne maa baap pr Qurban hoti hy beti,

Karti hy sb se zyada maa baap ki khidmat,

Tu phr aakhir kyun para’ie hoti hy beti.

Biknay Walay aur Hain ‘ Ja Kar Khreed ..

‘SAQ¡’

Ham Log Qeemat se Nahin, Qismat se Mila Krtay Hain….

Rafta rafta tere dil ka mehman ho gia hon

teri Muhabbat pe Fidha teri chahat pe qurban ho gia hon

To Ne haat thama to shuro hoi teri Chahat

eis qabal kia to ne k tera armana ho gia hon

Akmal ko sikhay adab e muhabbat to ne

sub kuch sikha phr anjan ho gia hon

‘Ishq Kaatil sa b, maktool sa hamdardi b,

ye bata kis sa mohabat ki jaza mange ga,’

Generator, UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi

Mobile Charge na honay ki wajah se balance aur time saving

Sabar karne ki wajah se Jannat…!!!

Kisan ka Murgha Budha hogya to wo,Jawan Murgha le Aya or Murghioun me chordia

Budhay murghy ne kaha:Larai sy Behtar hy,Hm 2no Race lga kr Faisla kar len,Jo Jeeta Murghian Uski,Mgr me pehly Bhagon ga

Jawan murgha Maan gya

Budha murgha shor machata hua Bhaga,Jawan B usky Pechy bhaga

Shor sun k Kisan Bandoq le aya aur Jawan murghy ko goli mar k bola:

Sala,Ye 3sra murgha B LONDAYBAAZ Nikla

MORAL: ‘Experience is More Important than power.n.

Is Dunia me Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hy

50 kilo Anaaj Ka Bora Jo Utha skta Hai wo kharid nahi sakta

or

jo kharid sakta Hai wo Utha Nahi Sakta.

STRANGE BUT TRUE.

*Tum jis larki se pyar or pasand karte ho to us k baray me apne abbu or ammi ko bata do*

Kia khamoshi hi hamara mustaqbil hy?*

‘Agar Aaj Nahi Bolo Ge To Kal Bhugto Ge,

– Jab Woh Mere Saath Bhaag Jaye Gi! =P

*K H A M O S H I*

Ka

*B O Y C O T T*

Aankhon me rehne walo ko yaad nahi karte

Dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte

Hamari to ruh me bas gye h aap

Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte

A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl

Of Weight 45 Kg

But Its Quiet Difficult To Pick Up

A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2 Kg

Strange But True.

Beqhudi Si Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahin Karte, Jaam Dosro Se Chin Kar Hum

Piya Nahin Karte, Un Hain Kehdo Hum Se Mohbbat Hain To Aa Kar Izzhar Kare,

Phicha Hum Bhi Kisi Ka Kiya Nahin Karte

Jena v 11 nal

Marna v 11 nal

Hsna v 11 nal

Rona v 11 nal

Lrna v 11 nal

Rusna v 11 nal

Bahara v 11 nal

Q k aj date v 11 mahena v 11 ty sal v 11

Enjoy v11 nal

Q k aj di tarekh mur nae ani kadi 2bara .

Keh 2 dildara jo v hai dil vich aj he hai 11.11.11

While Dad Was Polishing His New Car,

His 4 Yr Old Son Picked Stone & Scratched Lines On The Side Of The Car.

In His Anger, Dad Took The Child’s Hand & Hit It Many Times, Not

Realizing He Was Using A Wrench.

At The Hospital, His Child Said ‘Dad When Will My Fingers Grow Back?’

Dad Was So Hurt.

He Went Back To Car And Kicked It A Lot Of Times.

Sitting Back He Looked At The Scratches, Child Wrote ‘I LOVE YOU DAD’

Anger And Love Has No Limits…

Kabhi sochte hain ki kaash aap hamari zindagi me aaye na hote,

To shayad aapki yaadon ko seene se lagake jeene ki aadat na hoti,

Kabhi sochte hain ki kaash aapse mohabbat na hui hoti,

Sach kahen tab shayad ye zindagi zindagi na hoti….

Microsoft Bought Skype For

8.5 Billion Dollars . . .

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Stupids

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They Could Have Download

It For Free … =P

Whn He Knelt Down

B4 Her Just Say ‘I

Luv U’ … Do U Think

He’s Loosing His Self

Respect ?

…- He Wsn’t… Instead

He Was Gainig Her

Respect .. =)

Whn He Mocks n Irritates

He, Do U Feel She Hates

It ?

– But No, She Silenty

Enjoys It .. =P

Whn He’s Sick n She’s

Caring For Him, Do U

TYhink She’s Just Doing

Her Duty ?

-0No, But Dying Herself

Just 2 C Him Aler8 .. =(

Whn He Does Sumthg

Wrng n Tears Roll From

Her Eyes, Do U Feel They

r Tears ?

-No, They r Not…

Its Her Soul Melting For

Him .. =)

That’s True Love…

Love n Be Loved

But

If you Can’t, Don’t b

Fake … It Hurts

Dear Maths,

All my life you made me find your X.

Listen buddy i feel sorry but she’s not

coming back so please move on.

Regards,

Frustated student

Uføne Marriage Menu Main Khush Amdeed

Rishtey K Liye 1 Dabayen

Mangni K Liye 2 Dabayen

Shadi K Liye 3 Dabayen

Pasand Ki Shadi K Liye Apni Ammi K Paon Dabayen

Aur

Dosri Shadi K Liye Phli Ka Gala Dabayen.

Ufone Call Krne Ka Shukriya.

Hazaron bachiyan esi k har bachi par dam nikle.

Par jis bachi pe dam nikle wo hi ghar se kam nikle

(‘.’)

| | | |,sham ho gai kab aae gi yaar?

Hum Teri Muhabbat main yuo pagal rehtay hain

Diwanay b ab hum ki diwana khetay hain

Phelay to Hasrat thi k Hosh nahi ayay

Ayay to tabi ayay jab samnay to Aya

jab teray khiyaloon main gum sum ho jata hon

koi nam mera pochay tera name btata hon

Hum teri Muhabbat main yuo pagal rehtay hain

ek husan ki devi se mujhe piyar howa tha

dil us pir fida 4 bata 4 howa tha

har rooz messenger pe wo karti thi mujhe ‘ta’

pabandi se main bhi net pe lag in howa karta tha

chatting ka mujhe bhi tha usi ki tarah chiska

ghanto bana karta tha main ullo bila naga

kya shok tha jis main giraftar howa tha

ek husan ki devi se mujhe piyar howa tha

main ne tu bataya tha ke main hon faransisi

tasveer bhi kisi gore ki mail bhi ki thi

us ne bhi jawaban mujhe jo tasveer jo bheji

lagti thi kisi filmi adakara ki copy

kya jane meri akal ko kya yar howa tha

ek husan ki devi se mujhe piyar howa tha

‘sheereen b nahi, laila b nahi

main heer nahi azara b nahi

wo kissa hain afsana hain

wo geet hain prem tarana hain

main zinda aik haqiqat hon

main jazba ishaq ki shidat hon

main tum ko dekh ki jeeti hon

main har pal tum pe marti hon

main aisi muhabat karti hon

tum kiasi muhabat kartay ho?

aslaam o aliakum to all.

continiou’

baad_baa.N khulane se pahale kaa ishaaraa dekhanaa

mai.n samandar dekhatii huu.N tum kinaaraa dekhanaa

yuu.N bichha.Danaa bhii bahut aasaa.N na thaa us se magar

jaate jaate us kaa vo mu.D ke dubaaraa dekhanaa

kis shabaahat ko liye aayaa hai daravaaze pe chaa.Nd

ai shab-e-hijraa.N zaraa apanaa sitaaraa dekhanaa

aa_iine kii aa.Nkh hii kuchh kam na thii mere liye

jaane ab kyaa kyaa dikhaayegaa tumhaaraa dekhanaa

aghaz yun hoa tha,

‘aghaz yun hoa tha,

us nay ghulaab bheja

main nay kitab kholi

aur us main rakh diya woh,

sab say usay chupaya,

anjam yeh hoa hy…

kuch khusk patiyan hyn

thori si mehek bhi hy,

bas,

or kuch nhi……..!!!’

Tum aisSe roYa na kaRo..

aLtaf…

ghum k mahool main bhi pori qom ki hansi nai rukti…

=P

Deadicate to Altaf Bahi… 😉

My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On

Facebook And Should Go Outside

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Thank God For Laptops And Wifi.

Main Bojh Ban jaonga ek din Apne He DoStOn Pe..,

*~wassi~*

Kaandhey Badal Rahey Honge Wo

Hr Do Qadam K Baad..

MEDICAL POEM

Chalo FARAZ Ab Mausam ka maza chakhain,

Tamam dawain bacho ki pohanch se door rakhain,

FARAZ kya milan ki ab justuju karain,

Tabiat zyada kharab ho to doctor se rujoo karain,

Hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain

Dawai achi tarah hila kr istmal karain,

Dil mera doob gaya jab uski uthi doli,

Subah sham khane k baad aik aik goli,

Wo to ishq karnay pe razamand hai,

Jumay ke waqt clinic band hai…

Adat Badal Don Kese Tere Intizar Ki

Ye Bat Ab Nahi Hai Mere Ikhtiyar Ki

Dekha B Nahi Tuj Ko Phir B Yad Krte H

Bas Aisi Hi Khushbo Hai Dil Me Tere Pyar Ki…

Ye Soch Kar, K Wo Khirrki Se Jhank Le Shayed,

Gali Me Khailtay Bchay Lrraa Diey Main Ne…… :-p

LARKI or SMS dono

Ek jaisey hotey hain?

Wo

kaisey

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Jab tk UPER se NECHEY tak pura DEKH na lo SAKON he nahi Aata..!

Suna Hoga Kisi Se Dard Ki Hadd Bhi hoti Hia

Milo Hum Se K

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HuM uS HadD k akseR paaR jaTeY Hain….!!

suna thha dard ka ahsaas tau apnon ko hota hai

Jab dard hee apney dain tau ahsaas kon karega?

Taras taras k braste hen mere ansu roz is wqt.

K aj ek aur din dhal gya kunware pan men:-)

(‘, ‘)

/) ( dekho yar

_/_ shadi nhn krwa rahe ghr wale:-

Life Teaches Us

In Every Step …

The moment You

start Trusting Someone

…blindly … That Person

Breaks You

When You expect Your

Silence to be Understand …

people take Your words

Wrong

Gestures aren’t important

even though shown Heartily …

But Fake Words r

Appreciated …

‘Mere Her Pal ‘Tumhare Naam’

‘Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kaal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Mein Is Jeevan Ka Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Mera Guzra Hua Kal To Mere Mazi Ka Hissa Hai

Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Khizain, Sardian, Garmi, Baharein, Barishein, Jara

Mein Har Mosaam Ka Har Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Tumhare Dukh, Udasi, Gham, Sabhi Ranj-o-Alam Lekar

Mein Yah Khushion Bhari Chagal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Sitare Asmaan Ke Sab Tumhari Mang Mein Bhar Kar

Shaab-e-Tera Ka Sab Kajol Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Tumhare Bin Yah Har Aik Pal Mujahy Bechain Rakhta Hai

Mein Apna Dil Hai Jo Bekal, Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Barasta Bheegta Mosaam Hai Kamzori Meri Lekin

Mein Yeh Sawan, Ghata, Badal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon..’

Hat jaa re chokre

bheja na thokre

aare li he apun

panga nai karna

danga nai karna

kar dungi me varna teri

Taayen Taayen Phiss….

Ye bat nai pakistaniyo ki

Ye bat hai musalmano ki

Hum kya bat yad karai in ko ab

Jo bat kahi thi Khan ne in ko

Ye yad kare wo cricket match

Jab soch rahe the ye

Khatam karne Pakistan ko

To ek awaz lehrai thi

Agar hindu khatam hue to nam na hoga

Dunya me Hindustan na hoga

Tm bat mat karo tehzeebo ki

Tehzeeb jo tm bnate ho

Aj to dekhte hai nach tmhare

Kal Insha ALLAH tmhare murdo ki

Hum video jung ki dekhe ge

Or dunya ko batlade ge

Is qom ka nam hai musalman.

Do You Know What Hurts The Most . . . ?

Itx When U Had Made Someone

Feel Special Yesterday The Same Person

Today Claiming U To b

The Most Unwanted Person … :-/

Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai, tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai. phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar, shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai.

Baray masoom Bantay ho sitam bhi laakh dhatay ho.

‘Sitam’ chhoro ya na chhoro, magar masoomiyat chhoro..

Agr behti hoi naak ko

zaban se chaat lia jaye

to Romal kharidne ki

zarort khatam ho jati hai

ZUBIDA AAPA K TOTKE 😉

kisi se ab itni muhabbat b nahi rakhni hai

din rat hijr ki vehshat b nahi rakhni hai

kisi se ab itni muhabat b nahi rakhni hai

Jis Ka Ji Chahay Humein Torr K Tukray Karday,

Is Qadar Narm Tabiyaat Bhi Nahi Rakhni Hai,

Ek Do Saal K Rishton Se Humein Kya Haasil,

Ek Do Pal Ki Rafaqat Bhi Nahi Rakhni Hai,

Jinse Bichrain To Sambhalny Me Zamany Lag Jaen,

Aise Logon Se Muraw’wat Bhi Nahi Rakhni Hai,

Kiya Ajab Haal Hai Chahat K Talabgaron Ka,

Shoq Biknay Ka Hai Qeemat Bhi Nahi Rakhni Hai……!!!!

1 Bar jism k hesun ki meting hoi. Sub ay par Dil na aya. Sub hairan thy k DIL kahan hai? Bad main pata chala k DIL to SMS peraha hai.

Sweet Lines By

A Lover . . . ! ! !

‘One Reason

…GOD Created Time

Was So That

I Could Spend

Mine With YOU …’

Kabhi tum bhe nazar aao

Subha se shaam tak hum ko

Bohat se log miltay hain

Nigahon se guzartay hain

Koi andaaz tum jesa…

Koi humnaam tum jesa

Magar, tum he nahin miltay

Bohat bechain phirtay hain

Baray betaab rehtay hain

Dua ko haath uthtay hain

Dua mein ye he kehtay hain

Lagi hai bheer logon ki

Magar iss bheer mein Mohsin!

Kabhi, tum bhe nazar aao….

If Wealth Had Been The Secret 2 Happiness,

Then The Rich Should Be Dancing On The Streets…

Only Poor Kids Do That…!

If Power Ensures Security ,

Then Officials Should Walk Unguarded.

But Those Who Live Simply ,

Sleep Soundly…!

If Beauty N Fame Bring Ideal Relationships,

Then Celebrities Should Have The Best Marriages…

Think About It

Live Simply…

Walk Humbly…

Love Genuinely… 😉

Light For Ur Brightful Future;

Cracker For Ur Demolish Of Ur Failure;

Rangoli For Ur Colorful Life;

Happy Diwali..

Aasoon mere sathi the, ghum the mere humdam,

Dard se ishq hua tha mujhko, gumsum rehta tha mai hardam,

Tumne aake haath jo thama bhool gaya tha main har gham,

Dil ko mere jo tumne chhua to bajne lage the sargam,

Zindagi meri thi sukhi niras,

Sangeet banke tum aa gaye,

Tanha tha main jeewan safar me,

Hamsafar banke tum aa gaye…

Aasmaan me chaand sitaare, lagte kitne pyaare pyaare,

Baagon me jab phool khile to sundar ho jate hain ye nazaarein,

Ek tere aa jaane se sawar gaya hai jeewan apna,

Sukhi banjar bhoomi me bhi ab to aane lagi baharein,

Berang tha ye jeewan mera,

Sringaar banke tum aa gaye,

Tanha tha main jeewan safar me,

Hamsafar banke tum aa gaye…

GOD Wanted To Make A Human Full Of Love So He Made A

‘Mother’

A Person Full Of Support And Encouragment So He Made A

‘Father’

Sm One Who Can Offer Help Alwz So He Mad A

Brother.

Sm One Toplay Pranks And Add Joy In Life So He Made A

Sister.

Then GOD Decided 2 Make A Special Prson Who Has All

These Qualities Together All In One So He Made

Friends

Dedicated To All Those Friend Who Want To Friend Ship With

Me.

Daikho kabhi na tum in aankhoon main aansoor lna,

Main saja hoon teri aankhoon main kajal ki tarah,

Our tu hay mery dil main is tarah,

Jesy baithi ho new saij per dulhan ki tarah.

Labon ki sersarahat se.

badan k choor hony tak.

Man tujh ko is tarah chahoon.

K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata’ain hon.

Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Man tujh main yoon sama jaoun.

K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.

Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.

K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.

Man apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.

YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYE.

{{Royal Falcon}}

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Style Hai Tang Karny Ka!!!!

Ab to bijli bhi medicine ki tarah ho gai hai FRAZ..!!

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2 ghanta subah

2 ghanta dopehar

2 ghanta sham.

Jo Abu-turab ke qadmo ki khaak ho jata

Qasam khuda ki wohi shakhs pak ho jata

Ye bat kis ne kahi poochiye zamane se

ALI (a.s) na hote agar main halak ho jata

SMS

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KESA LAGA MERA

SMS STYLEIS MSG KO ‘EDIT’ MAIN JA kAR DEKHO

Kitny log hain mery milnywaly

Mery chahny waly

Mery sang hansany waly

Merydukh main rony waly

PHir bhi na jany Q

ye khwahish hai

Koi Tum Sa Ho

Humne to paisay eidi smjh k liye thay….

zalimo nay ‘MATCH FIXING’ ka ilzam laga diya.

Hamara Libaas (8} Gaz

Hamara Kafan Sirf (2.5) Gaz

Hamara Ghar (400) Gaz

Hamara Asal Ghar(2.5) Gaz

Hamare Iraade 200 Saal K

Mager Hamari Zindagi

‘EK’ Sawaliya Nishan?

Pedaish K Waqt ‘AZAN’ Di Jati Hai

‘NAMAZ’ Nahi Parhi Jati

‘MAUT’ K Waqt ‘NAMAZ’ Parhi Jati Hai Mager ‘AZAN’ Nahi Hoti

Yani Ye Zindagi

‘AZAN’ Se ‘NAMAZ’ Tak Ka Waqfa Hai.

(Sochiye Ga Zaroor).

PlZ forward 2 All your Friends.

Sweetest part in life is to carry all the MeMoRiEs..

But

The toughest part is to stay away for long time from the person who is behind those MeMoRiEs…!

Mohabto ka mujse hisab mangta tha,

Chahto ka apni hisab mangta tha,

Ajeeb shakhs tha sab janne k bavojod,

Wo aksar apni bato ka jawab mangta tha.

Train chal pari the 2 Pathan bari taizi se bhagte huy aa rahe the

Aik ne himat ki or taiz dor kr train ko pakarne me kamyab hogia

Logo ne tareef ki.

Wah G bari himat he aapki kahan jana he aapko,

pathan ghabra kr bola!

O khanakharaba. Jis ne jana hai wo to pechay reh gia hum to chorne aya tha..!!@

kabhi nafrat kabhi dil dukhatey hain log

maloom nahi kya chahtey hain log

hamein to dushmano per bhi taras aata hai

najany apno ko kese satatey hain log

Naqqalon Se Hoshyar

Asli SMS

Ki Pehchan

Hmara

Har

SMS

Anokha

Naya

Or

ap k Meyar K

Mutabiq

hota hai

Puranay

Ghisay

Pitay

Or

Bazari

SMS Se

Parhaiz Kijiye

Tabyat

Zyada

Bor

Ho

To

Hamare No Pay Rs.100 ka card

Send Kar

K 500 Asli SMS

Or

Rs.1000 Load Karwa K

3 Saal Tak

free SMS

Receive

Karain

Khushi

Gham

Birthday

Bewafai

Funny

har veriety k liye booking ki jaati hey.

Neez Shadi biyah k lye SMS order per b tyar kiyay jaty hain.

Plz hurry up .

HUM PIYAR K AADI MUJRAM

Hum piyar k aadi mujram hain

tum hall humara kia jano

tum zazboon k sudagar ho

aur piyar ka sodhaa kartay ho

tum mehngay damaoo bechoo gay

aur pher b kam tolou gay

hum shahr e wafa k har kochay main

maray maray phetrtya hain

hum zazbay dohndhnay niklay hain

aur phtar kahtay phertay hain

tum hum ko muhabbat bechoo gay

munh mangi qimat dain gain

lo hum se wafaain b le lo

sab khawb sabi essas humaray hajar hain

hum jaan b apnai da dain gain

ye zaat b aur zazbaat b

khidmat main tumhari hajar hain

hum piyar k aadi mujram hain

tum hall humara kia janoooooo

Zubaida Apa Ki Cigarette Ki Recipe:

5 Gm Charas

1 Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt

2 Machis Ki Teeleya

1 Hawadar Kamra

Tarkeeb:

Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt Khali Kare,

Machis Ki Teeli Jalae,

Charas Ko 110 Degree Pr Garam Kare,

Charas Ko Paati Mix Kr K Cigrt Bhar Le,

Ab 2sri Machis Ki Teli Se Cigrt Jalae

Or

Enjoy Karin

JHOLE LAL…!

Agaly Hafte Zubaida Apa Apko Heroin Pine Ki Asan Recepi Bataingi..:-D

Dont Mis It..;-)

GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE:-

When someone loves U, U don’t realize it…When U realize it, Its too late.

U always love the one who leaves U & Leave the one who loves U…

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho

Yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho

Kis ka ab haath rakh ke seene per

Dil ki dhadhkan sunaya kerte ho

Hum jahan chaye peene jate thay

Kia wahan ab bhi aaya kerte ho

Kon hai ab ke jis ke chehre per

Apni palkon ka saaya kerte ho

Kiun mere dil mai rakh nahee dete

Kis liye gham uthaya kerte ho

Phone per geet jo sunate thay

Ab wo kis ko sunaya kerte ho

Akhiri khat mai usney likha tha

Tum mujhe yaad aaya kerte ho

‘Ek TaZa HiKAYET hy

sun lo tuo inayet hy..

Ek shakhs co CHAHA tha apnon ki tarah hum ny !

Ek shakhs co SAMJHA stha, phoolon ki tarah hum ny !

Ek shakhs co DEKHA tha, taaron ki tarah hum ny

Wo shakhs QaYamaT tha, kiya uski karen baatein !

Din usi k liye paida ,

Bus ussi ki thi raatein !

Rang uska sharabi tha!

Zulmi shararat mein, lagta b tumhi sa tha !

kya uski kren baaten.

PhiR !!!

wo ek roz humse,

Dastoor -e- mohabat mein !

apnon ki tarah rootha !

phoolon ki tarah TooTA !

khuwaabon ki tarha dooba hum ne tuo boht chaha,

wo hum co na mil paya !

tum kis liye chonky ho?

tum kis liye chonky ho?

kAB

ziKr tumhara he,

kAB

tumse takaza he,

kAB

tumse shikayat he,

BUS !!!

EK TaZa ,

Ek TaZa HiKAYET hy…

1 Sahab 5 Star Hotel Gye,

Waiter Ko Bulaya Or Us Ko 500 Dey Ker Kaha

Ye Inam Ha Us Ehsan Ka Jo Aaj Sham Tum Mujh Pe Karo Gey

Waiter : No Problem, Jab Aap Aayen Ge To Aap Ko

Fine Service Miley Gi

Sahab Ne Kaha : Nai Dear,

Sham Ko Jab Meri Wife Aur Saas Mere Saath

Aaen To Humein Jaga Hi Na Mile . .

Life is never measured by the years u hav, but by the carying u do,

the cheer and love u shared, and the happy people whose hearts u hav touched.

Apni Aqal Se Aor Sachay Dil Se Tasleem Karo

Kah Koi Larki Mohabbat Nahain Hoti

Wo Zarorat Hoti Hay

Mard Kay Armano Ki,Khahishon Ki

Jazbon Ki Takmeel Ka Zarya Hoti Hay

Hum Lafzon Ki Jadogari Se Ye Sabat Karte

Hain Keh Humain Us Se Dili

Aor Rohani Mohabbat Hay

Sachai Se Ye Nahain Kehte Kay Tanhai

Main Us Ki Zarorat Hay