2 lahori larkay mar gaye naik

2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:

Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye.

But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai.

Pata Hai Kyon?

Jannat Main Farishton Ko Kehte Hain:

‘Yaar Jannat Hai To Achi.

Sab Kuch Hai, 70 Hoorain Bhi Hain.’

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‘Lahore Lahore Aye.’ 🙂

1 bache ne new car pe pathar

1 Bache ne new Car pe pathar se Scratch daal diya,

Jab Baap ne dekha to us ne Ghusse me Hathori Bache ko maari,

hathori sir pe lagi or bacha tarap tarap kar mar gaya.

Baap apne gusse pe Naadim hokar Bache ki Maut pe ro raha tha,

K

Achanak uski nazar Car pe mojood Scratches pe pari,

Us ne ghor kiya to

Car pe likha tha,

‘I Love my PAPA JANI….’

Rishton ki qimat ka andaza rishton ko khone k baad hota hai.

So take care of your relations..

This poem is dedicated to all

”This Poem Is Dedicated

To All My Friends.

Plz Read It Vry Seriously.

Ek Din Zindgi Aisay Mukam Pe Pohanch Jaye Gi,

Dosti To Sirf Yadon Main Hi Reh Jaye Gi ,

Hr Mazak Ki Bat Yad Doston Ki Dilaye Gi ,

Aur Hasty Hasty Phir Ankh Num Ho Jaye Gi ,

Office K Room Main Classroom Nazar Aye Gi ,

Paisa To Buhat Hoga

Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Waja Hi Kho Jaye Gi ,

G Le Khul K Is Pal Ko Mery Dost ,

Q K Zindgi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohraye Gi.

Aansu baha k hamay manaya karta tha

Aansu Baha K Hamay Manaya Karta Tha



Ye Zindagi Sirf Tum Se Wabista Hai

Aksar Ye Baat Hamay Bataya Karta Tha

Uski Baton Mai Kuch Aisa Asar Tha

Mai Barish K Bina Hi Bheeg Jaya Karta Tha

Sonay Ki Fursat Kise Thi

Wo Hamay Sari Raat Jagaya Karta Tha

Becheni Jab Had Se Bharh Jati Thi

Wo Jee Bhar K Gale Lagaya Karta Tha

Wo Itni Muhabbat Karne Wala Badal Gya

Jo Har Baat Pe Meri Kasam Khaya Karta Tha

When you know are going to

When You Know

You Are Going To Fail

In EXAM. . .

‘Talk The Entire Way Through

The Exam. Read Questions Aloud,

Debate Your Answers With

Yourself Out Loud.

If Asked To Stop, Yell Out,

‘I’m SOOO Sure You Can Hear

Me Thinking. . .’

Then Start Talking About

What A Jerk The Instructor Is. . . =P =D

Most of us miss out lifes

MOst Of Us Miss Out

Life’s Big Prizes :

Nobel, Oscar, Grammys

But

V r All Eligible For

…Life’s Small Prizes:

-A Hug Frm Best

Frend

-A Short Sleep On

Frend’s Shoulder

-A Glorious Sunset

-A Chat With One V

Feel Most Comfortable

-An Ice-Cream When

It’s Deadly Cold

-A Silent Night On The

Terrace

– A Slow Walk On An

Empty Road,

With d Person You Love

On A Full Moon Night

So Don’t Worry Ab

Missing Life’s Big Prizes

But

TkCr Of d Small Ones ! 🙂

Aye tez hawa naraz na ho

Aye tez hawa naraz na ho..!!

Is dil mein salamat hai ab tak

Woh shokhi lab,woh hurf-e-wafa

Woh naqsh-e-qadam,woh aqs-e-hina

So baar jise chuma humne

So baar pursatish ki jis ki

Is dil mein salamat hai ab tak

Woh gard-e-alam,woh dedah-e-nam

Hum jis mein chupa kar rakhte the

Tasweer bikharti yaadon ki

Zanjeer phigalte waadon ki

Poonji naaqam iraadon ki

Golden words written on rikshaw qismat

Golden Words written on ‘Rikshaw’

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*Qismat Aazma chuka hun

Muqaddar aazma raha hun

Kisi be-wafa ki khatir Riksha chala raha hun

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*Sawari Labbay na Labbay

Speed Ek So Nabbay

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*Jis ne Maa ko Sataya

Us ne Rikshaw chalaya

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*Lag gayi te rozi

Na Lagi te roza

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*Dekhnay main doli

Chalnay main goli.*

*Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa

Baap ki dua ja beta rikshaw chala..

Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana

Yeh rikshaw chala raha hai Kaka Deewana.. 😉

8 points tht prove u r a

?8 points tht prove u r a Brilliant Student

1.Before exam,unnecessary SMSs to frnds

2.Plan each day to study bt end up wth ‘Kal se pucca’

3.U waste all ur time counting chapterz instead of doing them

…4.U wnt break aftr every 2 pages

5.Unnecessarily u start feeling hungry during ur exam prep

6.U even start liking Doordarshan

7.Abt every tuf topic u think-‘lagta nahi k ye ayega..’

Like this If U Are Brilliant Studnet!

You r not scared of the darkyou

You r not scared of the dark,you r scared of what’s in it. You’re not afraid of heights, you r afraid of falling. You’re not afraid of people around you,you’re just afraid of rejection.you’re not afraid of love,you’re afraid of not being loved back. And you’re not afraid to try again,you’re just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.

Just because im not begging for you

Just Because I’m Not Begging For You

-Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Want You Just As Bad

Just Because I’m Not Crying

-Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Care, Or That I’m Not Sad

Just Because I Don’t Call You Every Night

…-Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Want To Talk To You

Just Because I Wish You The Best With Your New Guy

-Doesn’t Mean I’ve Stopped Loving You, Or That I’ll Move On Now

Just Because I’m A Good Actor

-Doesn’t Change The Fact That I’m Dying Inside… 🙁

Ye bat nai pakistaniyo ki hai

Ye bat nai pakistaniyo ki

Ye bat hai musalmano ki

Hum kya bat yad karai in ko ab

Jo bat kahi thi Khan ne in ko

Ye yad kare wo cricket match

Jab soch rahe the ye

Khatam karne Pakistan ko

To ek awaz lehrai thi

Agar hindu khatam hue to nam na hoga

Dunya me Hindustan na hoga

Tm bat mat karo tehzeebo ki

Tehzeeb jo tm bnate ho

Aj to dekhte hai nach tmhare

Kal Insha ALLAH tmhare murdo ki

Hum video jung ki dekhe ge

Or dunya ko batlade ge

Is qom ka nam hai musalman.

Muj se ainda baat mat krna

Muj se ainda baat mat krna.

Lanat Bhejta hu tum pr or tumhari dosti pr

Me tum jese ghatiya insan k 7 koi taluq nhi rkhna chahta,

Sirf tum he nhi tumhari soch or rooh b Gndi hy,

Tum jese logo ko dost rkhna dosti or insaniat 2no ki toheen hy,

Ye film’S0DAGAR’K Dialog hain,

ap tension na len,

ap Jigar hen hamary:

Once it happened to walk on a

Once it happened to walk on a high bridge. It was so high that I got scared. I saw an angel on the other side. I prayed to ALLAH for help, but the angel didn’t come. I somehow managed to cross the bridge, there I saw the angel holding the end of the broken bridge.

Somtimes, we think why ALLAH is keeping

Usy ye kehna mujhe na sochy

Usy ye kehna mujhe na sochy

Main dil garifta adhoora shayar

Main uljhi sochon

bikharti nazron

bhatakti rahon ka ik musafir

Khayal tirchhay

sawal aarhay

Qadam mere larkhara chukay hain

Sawal aisay azal say jin par

Zameer-e-adam ne kuch na socha

Jawab aisay k gar kabhi khud ko b bataon

To kaamp jaon

Guzarty lamhon ki gard chehray pe

teh’ba’teh jamti ja rahi hai

Naqoosh mere mita rahi ha

Main apna khanjar

khud apni sheh rag pe aazma chuka hun

Mai khud b khud ko bhula chuka hun

Mai apne dam-e-khayal se

Agar bacha to sahyad tumhe milun ga

Mujhay bhula do

Main kho chuka hun

Main kho chuka hun

Koi to mere khayalon ko chahne wala

Koi To Mere Khayalon Ko Chahne Wala Ho

Muhbaton Ke Khzane Lutane Wala Ho

Us Aik Shaks Ko Dunya Ki Hr Khushi De Don

Jo Mere Dard Ko Apna Bnane Wala Ho

Mujhe Bhi Apni Wafaon Pe Naaz He Lakin

Yahan Koi To Wafa Azmane Wala Ho

Jise Aziz Ho Dunya Udhar Ka Rukh Kar Ly

Yahan Wo Aaey Jo Dunya Lutane Wala Ho

Khuda Gawah He Ke Bari Mushkilon Se Milta He

Wo Ek Dil Jo Muhabat Nibhane Wäla Ho..!

Bari tarap hai meri iltija k parde

Bari Tarap Hai Meri Iltija K Parde Mai

Main Tumko Maang Raha Hon Dua K Pardy Mai.

Uasy B Darr Hai K Yeh Raz Khul Na Jae Kahin

Likhey hai Naam Mera Woh hina k Parde Mai.

Main Uske Koochey se Guzra to yeh Mehsoos Hua

Mujhe Pukara hai Usne Hawa k Parde Mai.

Ajeeb Tarz-e-Maseehayi Usne Dikhlaya

Hayat Meri Badal Di Dua K Pardy Mai.

Is Tarah Chehre Ko Zulf Mein Chupaya Usne

K Jaise Chand Chupa Ho Ghata K Pardy Mai.

Aik martaba shaks hazrat shaikh saadiral ki

aik martaba aik shaks Hazrat shaikh saadi(R.AL) ki khidmat me hazir hua, aap ne us se daryaft kia k tumhari guzar basar kaisay hoti ha, us ne jawab dia mil jai to shukar kartai han na mile to sabar. shaikh saadi(R.AL)ne farmaya k aisa to baghdad k kutay b kartai hain. wo shaks app ki baat sun kr bara hauran hua, us ne yehi sawal shaikh saadi (R.AL) se kia ,aap ne jawab dia mil jai to khairat kartai hain na mile to shukar kartai hain…. SUBHANALLAH

Bohat mumkin he dunya cheen le mujh

Bohat Mumkin He Dunya Cheen Le Mujh Se Teri Yaaden..

Mazeed Ab Me Tere Gham Ki Hifazat Kar Nahi Sakta..

Mujhe Azaad Kar Toq-e-Aseeri Bakhshne Wale..

Me Zanjiron Me Elan-e-Bagawat Kar Nahi Sakta..

Meri Mushkil Ye He K Mujh ko Adakari Nahi Aati IQBAL

Haqiqi Aadmi Rasmi Mohabbat kar Nahi Sakta.!

Tumhe dhondhti hain hr su

Tumhe Dhondhti Hain Hr Su !

Meri Baytab Nazren

Meri Ujri Subhen

Meri Be-Rang Dupehrein

Meri Dhundli Shamein

Meri Tarek Ratein

J0 H0 Sake t0 Nawaz do !

Meri Subh K0 Nikhar do!

Meri Sham K0 Sanwar do!

Meri Raat K0 Qarar do !

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Mujhy U.P.S udhar do…!! Mujhy U.P.S udhar do…!!

Do u know y girls r

Do U Know

Y Girls r Shorter

Than Guys ? ?

BcoX

When They Hug Each

…Other The Boy Lets

His Head Rest On Her

Shoulder & He Can See

The Another Girls

Behind Her…

The Girl Rests Her Head

On His Heart & Feel

Herself Secured By His

Pocket Full Of Money

And Completely

Surrenders Her Life To

Him … =D

How Realistic … =P

Dil k virany aa kar sajaye ga

Dil K Virany Aa Kar Sajaye Ga.

Sacha Pyar Hi Use Meri Dehleez Per Laye Ga, Use Khabar Karo K Main Shehar Mein Aya Hun, Khush To Bohat Hoga Magar Mere Pas Na Aye Ga, Kafan Mein Kuch Der Mera Chehra Khula Hi Rakhna, Meri Bebasi Dekhne Wo Zarur Aye Ga, Wo Aye To Mere Janaze Se Use Dur Hi Rakhna, Us Ka Udas Chehra Mujhse Dekha Na Jaye Ga,Meri Qabr Per Naam Ki Takhti Na Lagana, Aty Jate Use Mera Gham Sataye Ga.

Ye mojezaa bhii muhabbat kabhii dikhaaye mujhe

Ye mojezaa bhii muhabbat kabhii dikhaaye mujhe

ke sang tujh pe gire aur zaKhm aaye mujhe

vo mehrbaaN hai to iqraar kyuuN nahiiN karti

vo badgumaaN hai to sau baar aazmaaye mujhe

maiN apne paaNv tale rauNdataa huuN saaye ko

badan meraa hii sahii do-pahar na bhaaye mujhe

maiN ghar se terii tamannaa pahan ke jab nikluuN

barahnaa shehar meiN ko’ii nazar na aaye mujhe

vo meraa dost hai saare jahaaN ko hai maaluum

daGhaa kare vo kisii se to sharm aaye mujhe

maiN apanii zaat meiN niilaam ho rahaa huuN

Gham-e-hayaat se keh do Khariid laaye mujhe…

That was a noiseless sorrowful night filled

That was a noiseless, sorrowful night,

Filled with fear & feeling of fright.

Heart was isolated & I was alone,

With no one there ho was known.

To accompany me in this lonely night,

Just silent darkness & nothing bright.

No one was there with me to ask,

Or to remove my cheerful mask.

Tired of drowning in my own tears,

fighting against my loneliness & fears.

I missed you so much day & night,

& just thought I treated you right.

Just want you to return, help my spirit fly,

Your face being the last, I see before I die.

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`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”