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Dadi pappu omer dadi 1min ary

Dadi: Pappu? Omer: Dadi 1min. Dadi: Ary Pappur? … Omer: Dadi Aikkk Minuteee. Dadi: Pappu? . . . . . . . Pappu:Buddhi Ruk

Teri nazron say ojhal ho jaen gay

Teri Nazron Say Ojhal Ho Jaen gay Hum, ‘Door Fizaon Mein Kahin Kho Jaen gay Hum, ‘Humari Yaadon Say Lipat Kar Roty Raho gay,

o o ye lo qainchiyaan

/ / / /O O O O Ye Lo Qainchiyaan Logon Ki Jaib Kato Aur SMS K Liye Pese Jama Karo Kanjusi Ki Bhi

Zardari aya daant dikhaya bivi ko

Zardari aya, daant dikhaya, bivi ko marwaya, dusron pay ilzaam lagaya, Gilaani ko jail se nikalwaya, wazeer-e-azam banaya, khushali bhagaya, mehangai barhaya, qarze mangaya,

Woh kam jo maulana na kr sakay

Woh Kam Jo Maulana Na Kr Sakay Aik Machar Nay Ker Dia, Khawateen Ko Sleeveless Sy Full Sleeves Pehanany Py Majboor Kr Dia 😛

Ishq ne hume itna majboor kar diya

ishq ne hume itna majboor kar diya hai har taraf tu hi tu nazar aata hai Log kehete the pagli hai Diya ab kehete

We should also focus on those people

We should also focus on those people in our prayers who sacrificed their lives for our freedom. So this is not only the time

A tip for all girls

A Tip For All Girls – How To Know If Its True Love Today, If Your Guy Spends The Entire Day With You, Instead

Everyday i see lots of strangers passing

Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U.

Bijli ka kia matlab hai aap jaante

Bijli Ka Kia Matlab Hai Kia Aap Jaante Hai, Bijli Ka Kia Matlab Hai? B: Begunah I: Insano Ko J: Jalane Ke Liye L:

Piyar aur barish dono aik jaise hain

PIYAR aur BARISH dono aik Jaise hain, Jo hamesha ‘YAADGAAR’ hoty hain, ‘FARQ’ Sirf itna hai, ‘BARISH’ Jism Bhigoti hai. Aur.. ‘PYAR’ Ankhen Bhigo

Ek pathan pilot se headfone cheen raha

Ek pathan Pilot se headfone cheen raha hota hai. Pilot: ye kia kar rahe ho lala? Pathan: Ticket k paisay hum dain or gana

Ek marathi shaera kahti hae maen raat

ek marathi shaera kahti hae maen raat ko office se ghar laot rahi thee raasta sunsan para tha ek kutta aaraha tha maen naheen

Tumhy ye jeet mubarak ho india

Tumhy ye jeet mubarak ho India . . . . . . . Humarey lye to itna he bohot hai k aj light nai

Perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai 1;ya to shok ho 2;ya der per shok to hamay hai ni or derty hum kisi k

Sweet gift to a friend like u

SWEET GIFT TO A SWEET FRIEND LIKE U.. ´`¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶oooooo¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ `¶¶¢¢o$¶¶´´´´´´´´´`¶¶¶¶ø¶¶¶ ¶¢¢ø¶¶¶ø´´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶ø¶¶¶´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶´´´`´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶ o´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´´o o´´´´´´´¶ø´´´´´´´´´¶ø“`´´´o o`´´´´´¶¶¶´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶“`´´o o`´´´´¶¶¶¶´´´`´´´´´¶¶¶¶“´`o ´o`´´´¶¶¶¶`´`´´´´´´¶¶¶¶“´o ´´o`´´¶¶¶¶´´´¶¶¶¶“¶¶¶¶“o ´´´o´´´¶¶¶´´´´¶¶´“¶¶¶“o ´´´¶¶¶´´¶¶`´´´´´´´´¶¶`´´`¶¶¶ ´`¶¶¢¶¶¶´´´“`¶¶¶´´`´´¶¶¶o¢¶¶ ´¶¢7ooo¶¶¶¶¶¶`´´´`¶¶¶¶¶¶$o¢¢¶¶ ¶$oooø¶´´´´´´`¶¶¶“`´´´´´¶¢oø¶

Hard working logon k lye bad news

Hard Working Logon K Lye Bad News 2011 Mei 1st May 14 August …11 Sep Aur 25 December Sunday Ko Hain:-(:-( Or Karo ‘HAPPY

Aajaye kisi din tu aesa bhi nahain

Aajaye Kisi Din Tu Aesa Bhi Nahain Lagta Lekin Wo Tera Wada Jhota Bhi Nahain Lagta Milta Hay Sukoon Dil Ko Us Yaar Kay

Pak tour of eng 5odi 10sep

PAK Tour of ENG (5.ODI) 10.Sep 1st 0Di at Chester le Street 02:15 12.Sep 2nd ODi at Leeds 02:15 17.Sep 3rd ODi at Oval

A fact a girl will

A Fact : ‘A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget But She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had Forgiven And Forgotton.. 😀

4 hastian duniya mein sub se ziada

4 Hastian Duniya Mein Sub Se Ziada Roi Hain, 1= Hazrat Aadam (A.S) Jannat Se Nikalny Pr. 2=Hazrat Yaqub (A.S) Apne Betay Hazrat Yousuf

Girls attitude who says girls dont

Girls’ Attitude Who says Girls don’t like ordinary, insignificant …cheap things? . . . . . . . . . . . . .

1molvi jumy ka khutba

*. . .1Molvi jumy ka khutba dete huye bar bar kehta ‘Menu Rasoolan nal pyar ae’ Agley jumy Logon ne kya dekha? Gaoon mn

I remember how much u hurt me

I Remember How Much U Hurt Me … I Say … I Am Fine Alone… … But Why Does My Stupid Heart Miss U

Ek umar ki judai mera naseeb ker

Ek Umar ki Judai Mera Naseeb ker k Wo Chala Gaya hai Baaten Ajeeb ker k Tarz-e-Wafa ko us k Main kya Naam doon?

Deewangi meri kuch is kadar badhne lagi

Deewangi meri kuch is kadar badhne lagi haiN Jis simt bhi dekhu nazar aaye tu hi tu haiN

Boyapne gharwalo ko chhod dia tere liye

boy:apne gharwalo ko chhod dia tere liye sabse rista tod dia tere liye tune aj tak kya he mere liye larki:MUNNI BADNAM HUI DARLING

Tum jis larki se pyar or pasand

*Tum jis larki se pyar or pasand karte ho to us k baray me apne abbu or ammi ko bata do* Kia khamoshi hi

Ur mobile phone can be an emergncy

Ur mobile phone can be an emergncy tool !-When out of coverage area or no netwrk available dial 112 for emrgncy cal.U can dial

Kehtay hain ishq naam k guzray ik

Kehtay hain ‘ishq’ naam k guzray hain ik bazurg., Hum loag b mureed usi silsilay k hain….!

A boy was going with his girl

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin. The Frend Said: Last Year She

My parents say i spend to much

My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On Facebook And Should Go Outside . . . . …. . . . . Thank

Teacher 2 sindhi mbbs ka kia matlab

Teacher 2 Sindhi: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai?. Sindhi bohat dair sochney k baad bola . . . . MOHTARMA BENAZIR BHUTTO SHAHEED.

She wasted my time how pretty

(She Wasted My Time:) How pretty and kind she seemed to be But she wasted my time and also me It’s a very small

Jb rab se bat krny ko di

Jb ‘RAB’ se bat krny ko di££ chahe to’Namaz’prha kro or jb aap chahte hon k ‘RAB’ aap se bat kre to ‘Quran’ prha

1 bar jism k hesun ki meting

1 Bar jism k hesun ki meting hoi. Sub ay par Dil na aya. Sub hairan thy k DIL kahan hai? Bad main pata

The law says if you cant convince

The Law Says: ‘If You Can’t Convince Them, Then At-least Confuse Them.’ Do You Know Which Law It Is? . . . . The

Suna hoga kisi se dard ki hadd

Suna Hoga Kisi Se Dard Ki Hadd Bhi hoti Hia Milo Hum Se K . . . HuM uS HadD k akseR paaR jaTeY

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi, Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein, tumhe apni shakal

Worries at d start of the day

*Worries At D Start Of The Day Means U R Still Alive! *Clothes Dat Dont Fit Means U Hav A Gud Appetite. *Tears In

Nothing hurts more than realizing he

Nothing Hurts More Than Realizing He Meant Everything To You, But You Meant Nothing To Her.

Deres no gud or bad in

Dere’s no Gud or Bad in dix World But Our preception makes it so …Wh8 ppl call ‘CONGESTION’ in a ‘TRAIN’ Bcums ‘ATMOSPHERE’ in

Once it happened to walk on a

Once it happened to walk on a high bridge. It was so high that I got scared. I saw an angel on the other

Albert einstien once said i can

Albert Einstien once Said: I Can Calculate Every Thing, Even The Velocity Of Light. But I Can’t Calculate The holidays in Pakistan…:-) uff ye

Lo raqibon mein naya ek naam shamil

Lo! raqibon mein naya ek naam shamil ho gaya Ghair tha koi jo ab k raah mein hayal ho gaya Din kuch aisay bhi

A very short but nice line for

A very short but very nice line for a true relation- “Hurt me with the truth, But Never comfort me with a lie.”

We take everything for granted

We Take Everything For Granted, – A Constantly Worried Mom, – A Strict Dad, – Annoying Brother, – Rude Sis, – Chipku Friend, –

happy

””””” ( * ____________ .. %HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY%

Modern lines after breakup boy 2

Modern Lines After BreakUp: Boy 2 Girl: Kaha Chal Di, Kaha Chal Di, Pyar Ki Pungi Baja Kr? Girl:Chor Char K Apne Salim Ki

Din me 5 time namaz parhne ko

Din me 5 time namaz parhne ko apni adat banalo sirf ye soch kar k kya pata ye azan tum akhry bar sun rahe

1 shaks ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia. Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ? Wo Bola: Yra Me Jissy B Puchta

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While dad was polishing his new car

While Dad Was Polishing His New Car, His 4 Yr Old Son Picked Stone & Scratched Lines On The Side Of The Car. In

Silence is the best answer for all

Silence is the Best Answer For All Questions Smile is the Best Reaction In All Situations Unfortunately Both Never Help In Nikah & Interview.:-(

Aansu baha k hamay manaya karta tha

Aansu Baha K Hamay Manaya Karta Tha … Ye Zindagi Sirf Tum Se Wabista Hai Aksar Ye Baat Hamay Bataya Karta Tha Uski Baton

Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza baja

Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza baja boli=KAUN? Jawab aaya=POSTMAN Kapre pehen k letter liya pir nahane gaie kapre utare darwaza baja boli=KAUN? Jawab

Suna hy chaand nikle ga eid

Suna Hy Chaand Nikle Ga Suna Hy Eid Bhi Hogi … Huei’n Tou Aasman Per Duur Tak Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhta Kahan Wo Chaand

Meri surkh aankhein tujhy bata rahi

Meri Surkh Surkh Aankhei’n Tujhy Bata Rahi Hyn Phir Subha Ker Di Main Ne Tujhy Yaad Kerty Kerty

10 muharram ko chand sitaray zameen

10 Muharram ko Chand , Sitaray ,Zameen or Janaat bani Isi din Firown gharik hua Isi din Hazrat Yousuf (A.S)Kunwain se bahir aye Zameen

Tussi ki o punjabi o ya pathan

Tussi ki o? Punjabi o ya pathan o . Pepsi o ya sezan o . Angle o ya insan o . roti o ya

Height of addiction father beta facebook

Height of Addiction: . . Father: Beta, Facebook seE hatt k bhi Ek Duniya hai.. . . . . . Son: Really Papa, Zara

Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai

Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai, Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai, Kitne khade hai raho pe, Phir bhi dil

Kisi k liye ab ye ankhe num

Kisi K Liye Ab Ye Ankhe Num N Krenge Wo Chale B Jaye to Gum N Krenge Ho Gyi Khta Kisi Ko Jaan Se

Asar usko zara nahin hota ranj

asar usko zara nahin hota ranj rahat faza nahin hota tum hamare kisi tarah na hue warna duniya main kya nahin hota narasai se

If i had an army like

‘If I Had An Army Like The 72 Soldiers Of HUSSAIN (A.S), I Would Have Won The Freedom For India In 24 Hours …’

Kuch rah e ishq ki masti thi log thy

Kuch Rah-e-Ishq Ki Masti Thi Kuch Log Thy Hum Dewane Se Jb Shehr Tera Chorr Diya Dil Khoob Lga Verany se Jo Jan Se

Bhool kr b kandha na dena mery

”’Bhool kr b Kandha na dena Mery Janazy ko Ay ‘ Dost ‘ ‘Phir sy Zinda na ho Jaon Teri Dosti ka Sahara Samjh

If time doesnt wait for you

If Time Doesn’t Wait For You. Don’t Worry! Just Remove the Battery From the Clock and Enjoy life! ‘Aah! Great People Great Thoughts.’ 🙂

Teri galiyo me na rkhenge kadam aaj

Teri galiyo me na rkhenge kadam aaj k bd Gor frmayega Teri galiyo me na rkhege kadm aj k bd Qk Hmari apni gali

This message is strictly for cute

This message is strictly for CUTE n CHARMING People Only . . . …. . . . . . . . . . .

Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who

Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luvs u.. Never say thanx who really needs u.. Never blame a person who really trusts u..

Zubeda apa ka totka dil lubhata hy

Zubeda apa ka totka dil lubhata hy Bori ka naya print b nazar ata he Pepsi 65 ki hui smajh ata he Mgr koi

2 get 2 give creates

2 GET’ & ‘2 GIVE’ Creates 2 Many PROBLEMS But.., (Jus DOUBLE IT) ‘4 GET & 4 GIVE’ Solves all the PROBLEMS. Live with

Choose ur favourit numbr 100 150

Choose Ur Favourit Numbr 100 150 222 250 300 350 555 Na Na reply nai Krna Bas Recharge dat Amount 2 My Mobile.. U

M0st attitude quote 4 me

M0st Attitude Quote 4 Me ! Me W0 ‘CHAND’ Nhi Jise Hr K0i Be-Naqaab Dekhe,,, Balky, Me T0 W0 Suraj Hun Jise Dekhne Se

31 december ko is saal pakistan mein

31 December ko is Saal Pakistan mein Load shedding ka akhri din hoga bht bht mubarik Baqi load shedding agle saal 1 / Jan

We all know taj mahal as

We All Know TAJ MAHAL As Symbol Of Love But The Other Lesser Known Facts r: … 1. Mumtaz Was Shahjahan’s 4th Wife Out

Tragedies of by life 1 good

TRAGEDIES OF Böy,$ LIFE 1) Good girls are not good looking. 2) Good looking girls are not gud girls. 3) Good looking good girls

Nikale the kahan jane ke liye pahunche

nikale the kahan jane ke liye pahunche hai kahan malum nahi, ab apne bhatakte kadamon ko manzil ka nishan malum nahi, barbaad wafa ka

Mere jazb0n ki sachayi ab bhi waisi

Mere jazb0n ki sachayi ab bhi waisi hai..! Uss bin meri tanhaYi ab bhi waisi hai..! Ab kya ehsaas diLana uss k0 apnE daRd

Edward says for this night could

Edward Says: For This Night, Could We Try To Forget Everything Besides …Just You N Me ? It Seems Like I Can Never Get

Badam khane se dimag me moch askti

Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He . . . Socho Kese . Simple Badam Khane Se Dimag Tez Dorega Or Tez Dorne

When v r angry can change

When V r Angry V Can Change Decision But Not Feelings The Changed Decision May Give Satisfaction At That Time But Later It Hurts

Tera aks dil k qareebtr teri

‘“Tera Aks Dil K Qareeb’tr,,, “Teri Yad Jan Se Aziz’tr,,, “Tera Dard Sb Se Hai Motbar,,, “Kabhi Loat Aao Jo Ho Skey,,, “Tere Bin

Tarash k mere bazuoon uran chorr gaya

Tarash K mere Bazuoon Uran Chorr Gaya hawa K Pass Barhna Muqan Chorr Gaya Ajeeb Shaks Tha barish Ka Rang Dekh Ker Bhi Khule

Biknay walay aur hain ja

Biknay Walay aur Hain ‘ Ja Kar Khreed .. ‘SAQ¡’ Ham Log Qeemat se Nahin, Qismat se Mila Krtay Hain….

Load sheding me kya zulm nhi huye

Load sheding me kya kya zulm nhi huye hmary sath ‘Do$t’ Nala khench dia kisi ne generatr ki rassi smjh kr. (‘-‘) /) )_//_

This poem is dedicated to all

”This Poem Is Dedicated To All My Friends. Plz Read It Vry Seriously. Ek Din Zindgi Aisay Mukam Pe Pohanch Jaye Gi, Dosti To

Mujhe humesha dua main yad rkhnawrna1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526272829303132ek ek

Mujhe humesha DUA main Yad RkhnaWrna1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526272829303132Ek Ek kr k sare dant tor dun gi.:ß

When flood comes fish eat ants

when flood comes ‘Fish eat Ants’ when flood goes Down ‘Ants eat Fish’ Time Matters… ‘Allah gives opportunity To Everyone…’

Ek ghazal woh bhi sunaaein to maza

Ek ghazal woh bhi sunaaein to maza aa jaye, Kuch aanso woh bhi bahaaein to maza aa jaye. Keh do saaqi se mera gham

Yes i knew it the

Yes !! I Knew It!! The World Will Not End In 2012 – I Just Found A Bottle Of Ketchup That Expires In 2013…:-D

Asalam alaikum pounch sms meri fav

Asalam alaikum, pounch sms meri fav site hai meri bhi aik site hai justshairy.tk ap yahan jaye or site dekhe phr mujhe comments dai

Aag daman main lag jay gi dil

Aag Daman main lag jay gi Dil main Shulla machal jay ga Mere Sagar na chona kabi Saqia hath jal jay ga Aik din

Mahngai ki wja se eidi 10 jga

Mahngai ki wja se EIDI 10 ki jga 5 rupe dene ka fesla kia tha hmne FARAZ, Bcho ne pocha Kisne kha tha k

Hay jan ki qeemat itni or iman

Hay Jan ki qeemat itni or Iman ki qeemat itni hay Bik jay gi ghairat itnay main Or qaumi hammiat itnay main In nirkhon

Khushbu ko phool tasvir chehra samjhta tha

Khushbu ko phool tasvir ko chehra samjhta tha. Tumhare do ghadi ke sath ko duniya samjhta tha. Dikha tha bhid me mujhko tamashabeno ki

World top 3 sweetest sleeps 1

World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. …

Usne mujhe kuch is tarah se dekha

usne mujhe kuch is tarah se dekha ke me use Mohobbat karne pe majboor ho gaya, Uske ek ishare pe duniya tabha karne pe