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Jis ghar me kutta hota hai wahan

Jis Ghar me kutta hota hai wahan farishtay nhi aatay….., Ye mulk hamara ghar hai. Baqi aap samajhdar hain. Sakhti boht hai Warna tafseel

Kal raat meri ankh se 1 ansu

Kal raat meri ankh se 1 ansu nikal aya,Maine us se pucha tu bahar Q ayaTo usne bataya koi teri ankho mai itna hai

Boy mujhse shaadi karo gi

BOY: ‘Mujhse Shaadi Karo Gi’ ? GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaa ? BOY: Achi Film Hy Na ? GIRL: Kuttey K Bachy ! BOY: Whaaaaaaaat ? GIRL:Kitnay

Taras k barastay hain meray aansu roz

Taras Taras k Barastay hain Meray Aansu Roz Is Waqt,,, K Aaj Ek Or SoOraj Dhal gaya Rab ki na’farmani Karty Karty.!!

Wada kero per nibhana sikho chahat dil

Wada kero per nibhana sikho Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao Koi ager pyar se SMS

Height of confidence once many professors

Height Of Confidence Once Many Professors Were Called n Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane… …After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane

Bari koshisho k bad pehli baar humary

‘Bari koshisho k bad Pehli baar humary Ghar Wo aai thi Faraz Ammi boli.. ja beta behen k liye Samosy le aa.. /(‘.’) )(

Zindagi thak k girti hai to khayal

Zindagi thak k girti hai to khayal aata hai… Jan-Lewa hai La-hasil ki tammna karna…

T h o u g t

T h o u g h t P r o v o k i n g Kese Daur-e-Jahalt Mein Jee Rahe Hyn …Hum Yahan

Ye dard mit gaya to phir zakhm

Ye dard mit gaya to phir? Ye zakhm sil gaya to phir…? Bichhar kar sochta hoon main, Wo phir se mil gaya to phir

20091 class ka baccha apni miss se

2009.1 class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai.Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hun? Miss: So sweet! Baccha: To phir me apne ammi abbu

Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who

Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luvs u.. Never say thanx who really needs u.. Never blame a person who really trusts u..

Short but fantastic request try to

Short But Fantastic Request… ‘Try To Keep That Person Happy Always, Whom You See Everyday In The Mirror..’

A carrot married cabbage next

A Carrot Married A Cabbage .. Next Day A Tomato Asked: …Hey How Was Your Wedding Night … ? Carrot I m Exhausted !

31 december ko is saal pakistan mein

31 December ko is Saal Pakistan mein Load shedding ka akhri din hoga bht bht mubarik Baqi load shedding agle saal 1 / Jan

I searched many gardens to select

I Searched Many Gardens To Select A Flower To Give U As My Diwali Gift. But, I Didn’t Find Any Flower Beautiful Than Ur

Life is like a coinpleasure nd pain

Life is like a coin,,Pleasure nd pain are two sides.Only one side is visible at a time..But remembar other side is also waiting for

Mera to ranjishain sari mitane ka irada

Mera To Ranjishain Sari Mitane Ka Irada Tha Gale Uss Shaks Ko Phir Se Lagane Ka Irada Tha Chalo Acha Hua Uss Ne Mujhe

If i had an army like

‘If I Had An Army Like The 72 Soldiers Of HUSSAIN (A.S), I Would Have Won The Freedom For India In 24 Hours …’

Aaj kal ki patni ko ye samaj

Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nahi Aata Ke Kya Kare? Kharab Kaamwali Mile Toh Khud Ko Kaam Karna Padta Hai, Agar Achi

Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi

AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI 5 Glass lassi pi k bola: tmhre Ghr me

New grand film just releasedu can

New grand film, just released,U can watch now, On Ur mobile. – – – – ( ‘.) )’– – . LL ‘. P I

Biknay walay aur hain ja

Biknay Walay aur Hain ‘ Ja Kar Khreed .. ‘SAQ¡’ Ham Log Qeemat se Nahin, Qismat se Mila Krtay Hain….

They say that the camera can

They say that the camera can capture your soul – and if someone owns your photograph, they dwell in you. … I think the

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Kitna udaas hun main apni shehar

Kitna Udaas Hun Main Apni Shehar Ki Halat Dekh Kar,,, Na Jane Or Kitni Maon Ki Goud Ujre Gi..?? . . . / Plz

Its my last msg to u last

It’s My Last Msg To U. LAST bole tu.. L= Love U alwz A= All time miss U S= Save U in my heart,

Woh har dil mein uttar jaate hai

Woh Har Dil Mein Uttar Jaate Hai , Hum Har Dil Se Uttar Jaatey Hein, Arey Kiya Bharosa Karein Unka Jo, Mohabbat Karke Mukhar

Dhonda sakoon ko har jagah umer e rawan

Dhonda ‘Sakoon’ Ko Har Jagah Umer-e Rawan Tak Ya Rab…. Kahin Aur Na Mila ‘SAKOON’Tere Sajde K Siwa..

Beautiful thought ek shaks tha jis

BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!! Ek Shaks tha Jis Ki Adat thi K Wo Rastay Man Milnay Walay Har Shaks Ko SALAM Karta tha, Par Ek Shaks

A true saying your best relation is

A true saying- Your best relation is the one who is the FIRST one to come in your mind when you want to SHARE

Ek taza hikayet hy sun lo

‘Ek TaZa HiKAYET hy sun lo tuo inayet hy.. Ek shakhs co CHAHA tha apnon ki tarah hum ny ! Ek shakhs co SAMJHA

Kehte hain bache kabhi jho0t nahi

Kehte Hain Bache Kabhi Jho0t Nahi Bolte.. Magar.. 1 Kutte Ka Bacha Har Bar Kehta Hy K Is Saal ‘Load Sheding’ Khatam H0 Jae

Laal baig ko milk main ubaal

Laal Baig Ko Milk Main Ubaal Kr Dhoop Mein Sukha Kr Laal Mirchon K Sath Pees Kr Ankhon Pr Lagany Se Nazer Kamzor Nahe

SMS# 332895

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Hum soya nahiin krte jise shafaf rakhna

hum soya nahiin krte Jise shafaf rakhna ho usay mela nahiin krte Safar jis ka muqadar ho Usay roka nahiin krte Yeh unche pair

Teacher sardar se dahi ki english btao

Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao? , , , , , Sardar sochne k bad: , , , , , , , ,

Dil se bolon ik baat main sachi

Dil se Bolon ik Baat Main Sachi. Hum Tum Ik Raftaar k Panchi. Dosti ye Hamari Hogi na Kabhi Kachi. Teri Photo se to

Ya b ek dua hai meri khuda

Ya b ek dua hai meri khuda se kisi ka dil na dukhe meri waja se Ay khuda kar de kuch aisi inayat muj

Kaanch ka dil chupaye kaha bojhal

Kaanch Ka DIL Chupaye Kaha Bojhal Dil, Bojhal Qadam Sochtay Hain Keh Jaye Kaha Jab Sab Darwazay Hon Band Apni Manzil Paye Kaha Sang

Some body said to allah i hate

some body said to ALLAH: i hate life as it has no beauti. ALLAH repliaed:.. who asked u to love life..? just love me

Teri chahat mein ham zamana bhol gaye

Teri Chahat Mein ham zamana bhol gaye Tere baad kisi ko apnanan bhool gaye Phir laga sara jahan veerana humko jese chaman mein phool

Sache dost ki ek nishani wo ap

Sache dost ki ek nishani: wo ap ki ankhon mein us waqt dard dekh leta hai jab duniya ap se keh rahi hoti hai

When v r angry can change

When V r Angry V Can Change Decision But Not Feelings The Changed Decision May Give Satisfaction At That Time But Later It Hurts

L i f e isnt something

‘L i f e’ isn’t something You can ‘G o o g l e’ You have to Live through It And …Learn in the

Shadi ki rat husbnd confuse hogya

Shadi ki rat husbnd confuse hogya k apni BV se kya bol0n..? . Akhir wo bola.. Aap k ghar wal0n ko mal0m hy… K

Aik dafa ka zikar hy k main

AiK dafa ka ziKar hy k main sHO raha tha ashe (^_^) phR mera fOn baja may uth gia bilkul ashe (*_*) may ne

I love to walk in rain

I Love To Walk In Rain,, Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants.. . . . . . . .

Wo apni mohabbat ka alam sunaty

Wo apni mohabbat ka alam sunaty rahe Aur hum dheere dheere hosh mein aaty rahe … Wo aane wale daur ki baatei’n batate rahy

Girlkia tum mere ashiq ho boyhaan

Girl:Kia Tum Mere Ashiq Ho? Boy:Haan Hon: Girl:To Phir Mujhe Rs 1000 Ka Easyload Bhej Do. Boy:Me Tumhara Ashiq Hoon ‘UFONE’ Walon Ka Daamad

Beauty doesnt make luv but makes

Beauty doesn’t make luv but luv makes beauty break everything but never break the heart Heart is the music play it but never play

us marz ko marz e ishq kaha karte

**** Us marz ko marz-e-ishq kaha karte hain Na dawa hoti hai jis ki na dua hoti hai *

Notice kaha ho itne dinose sms

NOTICE Kaha Ho Itne DinoSe SMS Ki Clas Se Absent Ho Agr Aj MSG SCHOOL Me Nai Aae TO Apka Nam SMS Clas Se

Muj se ainda baat mat krna

Muj se ainda baat mat krna. Lanat Bhejta hu tum pr or tumhari dosti pr Me tum jese ghatiya insan k 7 koi taluq

Titliyoun ko pakarna uski adat thi

Titliyoun ko pakarna uski adat thi Hr ek se milna uski adat thi Wo jisko tanhai se dar lgta tha Mgr tanhai me rehna

Sms nhi chahey call ab zarort

Sms nhi chahey . . caLL Ab zarort nhi . . Muchy bhool jao abb . . tum koi khas nhi . . .

Deedar k talab ha to nazren jamay

Deedar k¡ talab ha¡ to nazren jamay¡ rakh. Ghal¡b Parda ja¡sa bh¡ ho serakta zarur ha¡…!

Life is not just waiting for someone

Life is not just waiting for someone who is made for yoU but life is living for someone who lives because of you.

Kitnay wo itmenaan se thukra gaya mujhay

Kitnay wo itmenaan se thukra gaya mujhay, aansoo bana ke aankh se tapka gaya mujhay.. kaisee ye rehbaree thi ye kaisa fareb tha, munzil

Mujhe humesha dua main yad rkhnawrna1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526272829303132ek ek

Mujhe humesha DUA main Yad RkhnaWrna1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526272829303132Ek Ek kr k sare dant tor dun gi.:ß

When u are in trouble never say

When U are in trouble, never say oh ALLAH(GOD) I have a problem, instead say dear problem I have a big ALLAH(GOD) and u

Be wajha is dard k bad

(BE WAJHA) is dard k bad koi dard dard nahi lagta,key shiddat-e- dard ki inteha hoti hai mohabbat, Nahi uthi wo ankhain phir kisi

Shaam hotii hai sahar ye vaqt e ravaan

shaam hotii hai sahar hotii hai ye vaqt-e-ravaa.N jo kabhii mere sar pe sang-garaa.N ban ke giraa raah me.n aayaa kabhii merii himaalaa ban

2 lahori larkay mar gaye naik

2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye: Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye. But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai. Pata Hai Kyon? Jannat

Hahahahahaha o d r a

HAHAHAHAHAHA ? ? O D R A K M A K Y P U R H C N A P E P I S

3 charsi motorcycle pe ja rahe thy

3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy. Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di ‘ Thaaaaaaa ‘ Usne apne Aagy Wale se Pocha: Goli tenu

Bihari edtion of johny johny yes papa

Bihari edtion of ‘Johny Johny, Yes Papa’ Bitwa! bitwa! Ka bapu? Panwa khaiyo? Na bapu? Jhut bolwa? Na bapu? Tanik Muh kholo? Khwakh..thoooo..!! 😀

Tujhse pyar hai mujhe yah janti hoon

tujhse pyar hai mujhe yah janti hoon main. tujhse pyar hai mujhe yah janti hoon main. mohabbat eak mukadas lafz hai yah janti hoon

Kya hu main or samjte hain jmane

kya hu main or kya samjte hain jmane wale hr raz nhi hotesbko btane wale..kbh i tanhaiyon me aakar to dekhna kaise rote hain

Aajib hai nakhre tere tera style hai

Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere… Aajib Tera Style Hai… Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi Haathoo Main Mobile Hai

Suna hy chaand nikle ga eid

Suna Hy Chaand Nikle Ga Suna Hy Eid Bhi Hogi … Huei’n Tou Aasman Per Duur Tak Kuch Bhi Nahi Dikhta Kahan Wo Chaand

Woh kam jo maulana na kr sakay

Woh Kam Jo Maulana Na Kr Sakay Aik Machar Nay Ker Dia, Khawateen Ko Sleeveless Sy Full Sleeves Pehanany Py Majboor Kr Dia 😛

If mathematicians became film producers then

If Mathematicians Became Film Producers, Then, The Title Would Be Something Like This… . Kabhi Limit Kabhi Continuity . Mai Log Ki Deewani Hoon

Peyaar itna hi karo ke dil beheil

Peyaar Itna Hi Karo Ke Dil Beheil Jaye, Is Qadar Bhi Na Chaho Ke Dum Nikal Jaye, Tu Itna Peyaar Kar Jitna Tu Seh

Zindagi ki rahoon main ishq na mila

‘ZINDAGI KI RAHOON MAIN ISHQ NA MILA’ IS BE DARD ZAMANAY SAY KUCH NA MILA ARAY HUM AFSSOS Q KARAIN AFSOOS TO WO KAARAIN

Ways 2 impress a girl respcet

WAYS 2 IMPRESS A GIRL! Respcet her Protcet her Care her Obey her Sacrifice 4 her HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY? Just Smile Game

Naqqalon se hoshyar asli sms ki

Naqqalon Se Hoshyar!!! Asli SMS Ki Pehchan,, Humara Har SMS Anokha Naya Or Ap k Meyar K Mutabiq hota hai Purany Ghisay Pitay Or

An old quote agr insan ka

An Old Quote ‘Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho To Usy Ghussy Ki Halat Men Dekho ‘New Version’ Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho

Ufone laya new offer khali jaga pe

UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER Khali JAGA PE ‘U’ LAGAO AUR BAN JAO ST _ PID B _ DH _ BEWAK _ F _ LL

Hamara ye tum ko salaam aakhri hai

Hamara ye tum ko salaam aakhri hai Suno aj tum se kalaam aakhri hai Agar ho sake to bhula dena hum ko Yehi ek

Muskura k jeena tou hum ko b

Muskura k jeena tou hum ko b aataa hai Fana ji,, Kash koi hota muskurahat k peechy dard ko samajny wala.

Phir keh do wahi baat khafa ho

‘Phir’ ‘Keh’ ‘Do’ ‘Wahi’ ‘Baat’ ‘Khafa’ ‘Ho’ ‘Ke’ ‘Piyar’ ‘Main’ ‘Mar’ ‘Jaye’ ‘Tu’ ‘QAMAR’ ‘Tujhe’ ‘Rakh’ ‘Don’ ‘Mazar’ ‘Main’

Do you know what hurts the most

Do You Know What Hurts The Most . . . ? Itx When U Had Made Someone Feel Special Yesterday The Same Person Today

Thora garam thanda ziyada piya karo

Thora Garam Thanda Ziyada Piya Karo. SMS Zara Naya Kiya Karo. Agar Samajh Na Aye to Hamse Puch Liya Karo. Hum SMS k GURU

Jin k humsfar rooth jaya krty hen

‘Jin k humsfar rooth jaya krty hen,,, ‘Wo chain se kab soya krte hen,,, ‘Sunaty nai kisi ko dukh apna,,, ‘Bas akale me chup

Many things are incomplete without memorylodycodytigasothingeven this

Many things are incomplete without ‘(ME)’__mory.__lody.co__dy.ti__.ga__.so__thing.even this __ssage!So dont forget (ME)! especially in ur prayers…

A d i c t o n

A D D I C T I O N A Boy N Girl On Date ! Boy: I Can Do Anything …For U Girl:

Child papa ammi ka pait itna q

Child: Papa ammi ka Pait itna q Phula hoa he Dad: Kameny tje sb Pta h Child: Promise ni pta Dad Beta pani bhara

Mobile hai hr larki ki shan

Mobile hai hr larki ki shan, Call kar k larkon ko krti hain pareshan MISS BELL or Sms kar k kehti hen meri jan

Aashiki aansuon ki dagar ho to ab

AASHIKI AANSUON KI DAGAR HO TO HO AB KATHIN ZINDGI KA SAFAR HO TO HO. UTH GAYE JAB RAHE-ISHK MEIN YE QADAM PYAR MURDA

Qismat or dil me itna farq hai

‘Qismat’ or ‘Dil’ me itna farq hai k jo log ‘Dil’ me hote he wo ‘Qismat’ me nhe hote or jo ‘Qismat’ me hote

14 august 2025 president of pakistan visited usa

14-August-2025 President of Pakistan visited USA 2 help them, Pakistan most peaceful land, Pakistan won football world cup 2025, India begged Pakistan to forgive

Yun judai ko mera naseeb na

Yun Judai Ko Mera Naseeb Na Banao k …Jab Tum Laut k Aao Tou Mere Paas Zndgi Na Rahe

Dadi pappu omer dadi 1min ary

Dadi: Pappu? Omer: Dadi 1min. Dadi: Ary Pappur? … Omer: Dadi Aikkk Minuteee. Dadi: Pappu? . . . . . . . Pappu:Buddhi Ruk

Teri nazron say ojhal ho jaen gay

Teri Nazron Say Ojhal Ho Jaen gay Hum, ‘Door Fizaon Mein Kahin Kho Jaen gay Hum, ‘Humari Yaadon Say Lipat Kar Roty Raho gay,

o o ye lo qainchiyaan

/ / / /O O O O Ye Lo Qainchiyaan Logon Ki Jaib Kato Aur SMS K Liye Pese Jama Karo Kanjusi Ki Bhi

Zardari aya daant dikhaya bivi ko

Zardari aya, daant dikhaya, bivi ko marwaya, dusron pay ilzaam lagaya, Gilaani ko jail se nikalwaya, wazeer-e-azam banaya, khushali bhagaya, mehangai barhaya, qarze mangaya,

Ishq ne hume itna majboor kar diya

ishq ne hume itna majboor kar diya hai har taraf tu hi tu nazar aata hai Log kehete the pagli hai Diya ab kehete

We should also focus on those people

We should also focus on those people in our prayers who sacrificed their lives for our freedom. So this is not only the time