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Train chal pari the 2 pathan bari

Train chal pari the 2 Pathan bari taizi se bhagte huy aa rahe the Aik ne himat ki or taiz dor kr train ko

Kabhi nafrat dil dukhatey hain log

kabhi nafrat kabhi dil dukhatey hain log maloom nahi kya chahtey hain log hamein to dushmano per bhi taras aata hai najany apno ko

Naqqalon se hoshyar asli sms ki

Naqqalon Se Hoshyar Asli SMS Ki Pehchan Hmara Har SMS Anokha Naya Or ap k Meyar K Mutabiq hota hai Puranay Ghisay Pitay Or

Hum piyar k aadi mujram hum

HUM PIYAR K AADI MUJRAM Hum piyar k aadi mujram hain tum hall humara kia jano tum zazboon k sudagar ho aur piyar ka

Zubaida apa ki cigarette recipe 5

Zubaida Apa Ki Cigarette Ki Recipe: 5 Gm Charas 1 Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt 2 Machis Ki Teeleya 1 Hawadar Kamra Tarkeeb: Gold Leaf

Golden facts of life when someone loves

GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE:- When someone loves U, U don’t realize it…When U realize it, Its too late. U always love the one who

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho yeh

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho Yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho Kis ka ab haath rakh ke seene per Dil ki dhadhkan

Ek taza hikayet hy sun lo

‘Ek TaZa HiKAYET hy sun lo tuo inayet hy.. Ek shakhs co CHAHA tha apnon ki tarah hum ny ! Ek shakhs co SAMJHA

1 sahab 5 star hotel gye

1 Sahab 5 Star Hotel Gye, Waiter Ko Bulaya Or Us Ko 500 Dey Ker Kaha Ye Inam Ha Us Ehsan Ka Jo Aaj

Life is never measured by the years

Life is never measured by the years u hav, but by the carying u do, the cheer and love u shared, and the happy

Apni aqal se aor sachay dil tasleem

Apni Aqal Se Aor Sachay Dil Se Tasleem Karo Kah Koi Larki Mohabbat Nahain Hoti Wo Zarorat Hoti Hay Mard Kay Armano Ki,Khahishon Ki

One of the sadest fact life its

one of the sadest fact of life ‘its tough when someone special in your life starts to ignore you..but its even tougher to pretend

Behind every successful luv there is a

Behind Every Successful Luv There Is A Friendship. . . But . . Behind Every Separated Friendship There Is A Love.. 🙂

Shabnam ke katron mein kaise khiza rang

shabnam ke katron mein kaise khiza ke rang jhalakte hain phoolo ke chehro se kushboo ke moti bikharte hain hawao ki rawani se aati

Grlfrnd k aansu or boyfrnd ka farq

Grlfrnd k aansu or boyfrnd k aansu ka farq! Grlfrnd k aansu farmaish puri krwane k liye nikalte hen Or Boyfrnd k aansu unhe

Kis darja muqads hai tere qurb ki

Kis darja muqads hai tere qurb ki khwahsh… Masom se bachay k khyalat ki manind !!

Mujhy lahaq hu gai hai ek bemaari

mujhy lahaq hu gai hai ek bemaari.. wo jesy muhabat kahaty hai log aam..

Spread you arms like the scarlet

Spread you arms. Like the scarlet that spreads through the dark sky; Like the trembling notes that spread through the hall; Like the shinning

Main dhoondta tha door khalaaon mein ek

Main Dhoondta Tha Door Khalaaon Mein Ek Jism Chehron Ka Ek Hajoom Mere Aas Paas Tha………………..!

Indianhamare mulk mein taj mehal hai lekin

Indian!Hamare Mulk Mein Taj Mehal hai, Lekin Us K Andar Prinda B Par Nahi Maar Sakta. Misar!Hamare Mulk Mein Itna Husan Hai, Lekin kisi

Son parosi ki larki ko english nhi

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nhi Ati, Father:Tujhe Kese Pata? Son:Mene Kaha’Give Me two Sweet Kiss’ To usne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiL

Pathan ki gaand py dana nikla

Pathan ki gaand py dana nikla wo sheesha rakh k dany per dawai laga rha tha k lun khara ho gya Pathan bola: behnchod

Kabhi socha hai hamne 60kg attay

kabhI socha hai Hamne? 60kg Attay ki Bori Jo Utha sakta hai Vo kharid nahi sakta … aur Jo Kharid sakta hai Vo Utha

Girl 2 another girl u r

Girl 2 another Girl: U r so^Beautiful Other Girl Thank u u r Beautiful too Now Boy 2 Another Boy: Aj bra cheesa lg

Teri ankho ka sakhoo teray dil qarar

Teri Ankho Ka Sakhoo Teray DIl Ka Qarar Chahye tera CHehra kitna Piyara Hay Mujhe Thora Piyar Chahye

Tere naina tere re naino ki

Tere naina tere naina tere naina re Tere naina tere naina tere naina re Naino ki chaal hai, makhmali haal hai Neechi palkon se

A state of limbo the calm before

A state of limbo The calm before the storm Eyes dry still Expecting the worst The forever leaping heart The battle of wills No

Larka apni maa se bola mujhe

Larka apni Maa se bola Maa Mujhe Dukh den Tention den Barbad Kr den Mere Peeche Bhoot Lga den Ammi Ne Kaha Kambakht shortcut

Naam us ka likh kar mita raha

Naam Us Ka Likh Kar Mita Raha Tha Main Dil Ko Apne Yoon Jala Raha Tha Main Na Thi Jisko Mere Pyaar Ki Kadar

In 2025 bhikhari allah ke

In 2025 Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De.. Boy :- Ye Lay Meri ‘MBA’ Ki Degree Rakh Le.. Bhikhari :- Nahi

Uthaae phirta raha main bohat muhabbat

Uthaa’e Phirta Raha, Main Bohat Muhabbat Ko, Phir Ek Din Younhi Socha, Yeh Kya Museebat Hai..!!

When does a friend becomes the best

When does a friend becomes the best in the world ? When his dialogue, “I care for u !” changes into “I will kill

An god astagfirullah some non sense

an God!! (astagfirullah) & some non sense Muslims & FM channels ignore the biggest non pardonable sin ‘shirk’ & listen these songs wich is

Have you ever wondered which hurts

Have you ever wondered… Which hurts the most ‘Saying something & …Wishing you hadn’t Or Saying nothing & Wishing you had… ?’

Insan b kiya shy hy dolat

Insan b kiya shy hy: Dolat kamane k liye apni sehat kho deta hy 0r Phr sehat ko wapis pane k liye apni dolat

Larki boht romantic ho k apnay molvi

Larki boht romantic ho k apnay molvi mangetar se: Darling aaj mein boht khush hun Mango kia mangtay ho? Molvi sharma k bola: Qurbani

Naqqalon se hoshyar asli sms ki

Naqqalon Se Hoshyar!!! Asli SMS Ki Pehchan,, Humara Har SMS Anokha Naya Or Ap k Meyar K Mutabiq hota hai Purany Ghisay Pitay Or

Amrica ne 1 machine bnai jo choron

Amrica ne 1 machine bnai, jo choron ko pakrti hy; Unho ne mukhtlif mulkon may wo mchine test ki Amrica may 30 mint may

Zindagijene ke kabil n hti agr

‘ZINDAGI’jene ke KABIL nÃ¥ høti AgÃ¥r kisi ne MØHABBAT bÃ¥nÃ¥i nÃ¥ høti Køi MAUT ki ‘TAMANNA’nÃ¥ kÃ¥rtÃ¥ ‘FARAZ’ AgÃ¥r MØHABBAT’ me’BEWAFAI’nÃ¥ høti.

Piyar aur barish dono aik jaise hain

PIYAR aur BARISH dono aik Jaise hain, Jo hamesha ‘YAADGAAR’ hoty hain, ‘FARQ’ Sirf itna hai, ‘BARISH’ Jism Bhigoti hai. Aur.. ‘PYAR’ Ankhen Bhigo

A gift of friendship

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Ghazal permalink

Ghazal permalink ?? ??? ?? ???? ?? ????? ?? ??? ?? ??? ??? ?? ?? ? ???? ?? ??? ?? ??? ??? ?? ????

Girl in a party to man excuse

‘Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye):

Ye thora sa jeevan adhura mosam

Ye Thora Sa Jeevan Adhura Sa Mosam Ye Rango’n Ki Chahat Gulabo’n Ki Hasrat … Ye Roshan Sawerey Ye Madham Andherey Ksi Roz Tanha

What are the three fastest way of

What are the three fastest way of communication? 1. Telephone 2. Television 3. Tell a woman

Is duniya se ojhal ho jayenge hum

Is duniya se ojhal ho jayenge hum….. door fizaaon mein kahin kho jayenge hum…… hamari yaadon se lipat ke royenge sab…… jab zameen orh

Hold every person close to your heartyou

HOLD EVERY PERSON CLOSE TO YOUR HEART,YOU MAY NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE LOST A DIAMOND WHILE YOU WERE TOO BUSY COLLECTING STONES.

War ba shama kor ta da dedan

War Ba shama kor ta Da dedan bana ba jora shi, ‘ ‘ ‘ Kash ka Charta ma Bande Baran sho da yaar kali

Muskan tere hoton se kabhi jaaye na

Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na, Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na, Poora Ho tera Har Khwab, Aur Jo Poora na Ho

Research k mutabiq phone pr ziada dair

Research k mutabiq phone pr ziada dair baat krne se dmagh pr boht bura asar parta hai, Yeni Dmagh nkara ho jata hE,, 4Example:

3 dost the kallu billu aur ulloo

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha

Sab kehte hain 9 mahinon me

SAb kEhte hAiN 9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy, Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy, Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..?? 1.

Jis ghar me kutta hota hai wahan

Jis Ghar me kutta hota hai wahan farishtay nhi aatay….., Ye mulk hamara ghar hai. Baqi aap samajhdar hain. Sakhti boht hai Warna tafseel

Kal raat meri ankh se 1 ansu

Kal raat meri ankh se 1 ansu nikal aya,Maine us se pucha tu bahar Q ayaTo usne bataya koi teri ankho mai itna hai

Boy mujhse shaadi karo gi

BOY: ‘Mujhse Shaadi Karo Gi’ ? GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaa ? BOY: Achi Film Hy Na ? GIRL: Kuttey K Bachy ! BOY: Whaaaaaaaat ? GIRL:Kitnay

Taras k barastay hain meray aansu roz

Taras Taras k Barastay hain Meray Aansu Roz Is Waqt,,, K Aaj Ek Or SoOraj Dhal gaya Rab ki na’farmani Karty Karty.!!

Wada kero per nibhana sikho chahat dil

Wada kero per nibhana sikho Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao Koi ager pyar se SMS

Height of confidence once many professors

Height Of Confidence Once Many Professors Were Called n Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane… …After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane

Bari koshisho k bad pehli baar humary

‘Bari koshisho k bad Pehli baar humary Ghar Wo aai thi Faraz Ammi boli.. ja beta behen k liye Samosy le aa.. /(‘.’) )(

Zindagi thak k girti hai to khayal

Zindagi thak k girti hai to khayal aata hai… Jan-Lewa hai La-hasil ki tammna karna…

T h o u g t

T h o u g h t P r o v o k i n g Kese Daur-e-Jahalt Mein Jee Rahe Hyn …Hum Yahan

Ye dard mit gaya to phir zakhm

Ye dard mit gaya to phir? Ye zakhm sil gaya to phir…? Bichhar kar sochta hoon main, Wo phir se mil gaya to phir

20091 class ka baccha apni miss se

2009.1 class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai.Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hun? Miss: So sweet! Baccha: To phir me apne ammi abbu

Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who

Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luvs u.. Never say thanx who really needs u.. Never blame a person who really trusts u..

Short but fantastic request try to

Short But Fantastic Request… ‘Try To Keep That Person Happy Always, Whom You See Everyday In The Mirror..’

A carrot married cabbage next

A Carrot Married A Cabbage .. Next Day A Tomato Asked: …Hey How Was Your Wedding Night … ? Carrot I m Exhausted !

31 december ko is saal pakistan mein

31 December ko is Saal Pakistan mein Load shedding ka akhri din hoga bht bht mubarik Baqi load shedding agle saal 1 / Jan

I searched many gardens to select

I Searched Many Gardens To Select A Flower To Give U As My Diwali Gift. But, I Didn’t Find Any Flower Beautiful Than Ur

Life is like a coinpleasure nd pain

Life is like a coin,,Pleasure nd pain are two sides.Only one side is visible at a time..But remembar other side is also waiting for

Mera to ranjishain sari mitane ka irada

Mera To Ranjishain Sari Mitane Ka Irada Tha Gale Uss Shaks Ko Phir Se Lagane Ka Irada Tha Chalo Acha Hua Uss Ne Mujhe

If i had an army like

‘If I Had An Army Like The 72 Soldiers Of HUSSAIN (A.S), I Would Have Won The Freedom For India In 24 Hours …’

Aaj kal ki patni ko ye samaj

Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nahi Aata Ke Kya Kare? Kharab Kaamwali Mile Toh Khud Ko Kaam Karna Padta Hai, Agar Achi

Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi

AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI 5 Glass lassi pi k bola: tmhre Ghr me

New grand film just releasedu can

New grand film, just released,U can watch now, On Ur mobile. – – – – ( ‘.) )’– – . LL ‘. P I

Biknay walay aur hain ja

Biknay Walay aur Hain ‘ Ja Kar Khreed .. ‘SAQ¡’ Ham Log Qeemat se Nahin, Qismat se Mila Krtay Hain….

They say that the camera can

They say that the camera can capture your soul – and if someone owns your photograph, they dwell in you. … I think the

SMS# 338225

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Kitna udaas hun main apni shehar

Kitna Udaas Hun Main Apni Shehar Ki Halat Dekh Kar,,, Na Jane Or Kitni Maon Ki Goud Ujre Gi..?? . . . / Plz

Its my last msg to u last

It’s My Last Msg To U. LAST bole tu.. L= Love U alwz A= All time miss U S= Save U in my heart,

Woh har dil mein uttar jaate hai

Woh Har Dil Mein Uttar Jaate Hai , Hum Har Dil Se Uttar Jaatey Hein, Arey Kiya Bharosa Karein Unka Jo, Mohabbat Karke Mukhar

Dhonda sakoon ko har jagah umer e rawan

Dhonda ‘Sakoon’ Ko Har Jagah Umer-e Rawan Tak Ya Rab…. Kahin Aur Na Mila ‘SAKOON’Tere Sajde K Siwa..

Beautiful thought ek shaks tha jis

BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!! Ek Shaks tha Jis Ki Adat thi K Wo Rastay Man Milnay Walay Har Shaks Ko SALAM Karta tha, Par Ek Shaks

A true saying your best relation is

A true saying- Your best relation is the one who is the FIRST one to come in your mind when you want to SHARE

Kehte hain bache kabhi jho0t nahi

Kehte Hain Bache Kabhi Jho0t Nahi Bolte.. Magar.. 1 Kutte Ka Bacha Har Bar Kehta Hy K Is Saal ‘Load Sheding’ Khatam H0 Jae

Laal baig ko milk main ubaal

Laal Baig Ko Milk Main Ubaal Kr Dhoop Mein Sukha Kr Laal Mirchon K Sath Pees Kr Ankhon Pr Lagany Se Nazer Kamzor Nahe

SMS# 332895

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Hum soya nahiin krte jise shafaf rakhna

hum soya nahiin krte Jise shafaf rakhna ho usay mela nahiin krte Safar jis ka muqadar ho Usay roka nahiin krte Yeh unche pair

Teacher sardar se dahi ki english btao

Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao? , , , , , Sardar sochne k bad: , , , , , , , ,

Dil se bolon ik baat main sachi

Dil se Bolon ik Baat Main Sachi. Hum Tum Ik Raftaar k Panchi. Dosti ye Hamari Hogi na Kabhi Kachi. Teri Photo se to

Ya b ek dua hai meri khuda

Ya b ek dua hai meri khuda se kisi ka dil na dukhe meri waja se Ay khuda kar de kuch aisi inayat muj

Kaanch ka dil chupaye kaha bojhal

Kaanch Ka DIL Chupaye Kaha Bojhal Dil, Bojhal Qadam Sochtay Hain Keh Jaye Kaha Jab Sab Darwazay Hon Band Apni Manzil Paye Kaha Sang

Some body said to allah i hate

some body said to ALLAH: i hate life as it has no beauti. ALLAH repliaed:.. who asked u to love life..? just love me

Teri chahat mein ham zamana bhol gaye

Teri Chahat Mein ham zamana bhol gaye Tere baad kisi ko apnanan bhool gaye Phir laga sara jahan veerana humko jese chaman mein phool

Sache dost ki ek nishani wo ap

Sache dost ki ek nishani: wo ap ki ankhon mein us waqt dard dekh leta hai jab duniya ap se keh rahi hoti hai

When v r angry can change

When V r Angry V Can Change Decision But Not Feelings The Changed Decision May Give Satisfaction At That Time But Later It Hurts

L i f e isnt something

‘L i f e’ isn’t something You can ‘G o o g l e’ You have to Live through It And …Learn in the

Shadi ki rat husbnd confuse hogya

Shadi ki rat husbnd confuse hogya k apni BV se kya bol0n..? . Akhir wo bola.. Aap k ghar wal0n ko mal0m hy… K

Aik dafa ka zikar hy k main

AiK dafa ka ziKar hy k main sHO raha tha ashe (^_^) phR mera fOn baja may uth gia bilkul ashe (*_*) may ne

I love to walk in rain

I Love To Walk In Rain,, Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In My Pants.. . . . . . . .