If you want to understand today, you have to search yesterday.

Wada krte hain kasmein khate hain

phir b jane kiyun log saath chor jate hain

hamein to takleef hoti hai phool torne mei b

Najane log dil kayse tor jate hain…..

1 Chor Chori Karne 1 Ghr Me Ghusa

Malik:Kon Hai Waha?

Ch0r:Miyaaaun!

Malik:Kon Hai?

Chor:Miyaaunn Malik:Arey Kaun Hai Bhaee??

Chor: Kamine Billi Hun Billi.. 😉

‘Tu dhond Falak pa Bagh-e-iram,

apna to Aqeeda hy Mohsin’

‘Jis khak pe Mukhlis dost melain,

Wo khak bi Janat hoti ha..’

please don,t say khuda hafiz

kyun ke

Quran pak main Likha hay aor us ko us(Allah )

k Behtareen Namo se pokaro tu Allah k 99

namo main Khuda nahi aata

ye mera nazirya nahi hay

QURAN kehta hay.

so plz plz plz don,t say khuda hafiz

say Allah hafiz

khiyaloon mein basye rakha

Dil pur shoq ko pehluo mein dabaye rakha

tujh se bhi hum ne tere piyar ko chupaye rakha

chor es baat ko aye dost k tujh se pehlye

hum ne kis kis ko khiyaloon mein basaye rakha

khair mumkin thi zamanye k zakhmoon se fursat

phir bhi hum ne tere gham ko dil mein basaye rakha

phuol ko phuol na kehtye toh ousye kia kehtye ?

kia hua khair ne collar pe sajaye rakha

janye kis hall mein kis shehar mein hae woh ?

zindagi apni jin ko hum ne banaye rakha

haye kia log thye woh pari chahra log ?

hum ne jin k liye dunia ko bhulaye rakha

ab millye bi na, pehchaan sakye hum oun ko

jin ko ik umar khiyaloon mein basye rakha

‘ GEOMENTARY ‘

Batayen duniya ka pehla traffic signal kahan lagaya gaya tha ??

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Jawab janye is break k baad

Break:-

Ufone tm hi to ho

LU ka zeera plus

Tapal Danedar Tagra Dam

Zong sab keh do

Pantene katrina ki psand or apki?

Bank Al-Habib bachat account

Surf Excel Umar?

dadi aik minut!

Tarang hi tarang he

yehi tu sb ka rang hai.

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Dunia ka pehla trafic signal

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Road pe lagaya gya tha…!

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Jaano aur jaantay raho!

😀

Hata Hata k Geo.:-

:: Dil ‘SHEESHE’ se nhi banta agar bnta to tootne ki awaz ati

:: DiL ‘PATHAR’ se nhi bnta agr bnta to girne ki awaz ati

:: DiL ‘MATTI’ se nhi bnta agr bnta to bikharne ki awaz ati

:: DiL agr bnta hy to ‘JAZBAT’ se agr’Toot’ b jay Gir’b jay ‘Bikhar’ b jay

to

awaz nhi ati

sirf

‘ANSU’ behte hain’

Deti ha? s?k??n rooh ko kanton ki chubhan bhi.

Khushboo se kabi hoti hai seenay mein jaln bhi…

Aansoo hi nahi haasil-e-izhar-e-gham-e-dil…

Hontoon se l?rzti hai tabbassum ki kiran bhi…

Ehsas k andaz badal jaty hein wagrna…

Anchal b usi taar se banta hai kafan bhi….

~*~ ADHOORA PYAR ~*~

Chalo Tum Saath

Mat Dena,

Mujhy Beshak Bhula

…Dena,

Naye Sapne Saja

Lena,

Naye Rishtey Bana

Lena ,

Bhula Dena Sab Hii

Waadey,

Sab Hii Qasmei’n,

Sab Hii Naatey ,

Tumhei’n Jana’n

Ijazat Hy,

Jo Dil Chahe Wo

Sab Kerna,

Magar Ab Tum Kisi

Se Bhi

‘Adhoora Pyar’

Mat Kerna … ! ! !

A Belated

Teachers’ Day …

Its A Humble

Request

…

‘80% Of Teachers r

Suffering From Throat

Pain By Teaching Students.

So Plz

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BUNK d Classes As Much

As Possible n Save Our

Teachers. . . ‘ =P 😉

A Small Grain Of Ego Is

Enough To Destroy

The Every Kind Of

Feeling Between Two

Persons

…Just Remember That

The Most Beloved

‘Angel’ Was Kicked Out

From Heaven Only

Due To hi Ego.

And He Becomes A

Sign Of Evil Forever…

Best Breakup..

Girl: I Hate U Get Lost

…I Don’t Wanna Talk To You

This Relationship Iz Ovr

…

Boy: What Happnd?

I Didn’t Hook Up With Ne Girl

I Love Only You

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Girl: Shut Up

I Don’t Wanna Be With You

You Didn’t ‘Like’ My Status On Facebook 😀

Girl: I Hate U Get Lost

…I Don’t Wanna Talk To You

This Relationship Iz Ovr

…

Boy: What Happnd?

I Didn’t Hook Up With Ne Girl

I Love Only You

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Girl: Shut Up

I Don’t Wanna Be With You

You Didn’t ‘Like’ My Status On Facebook 😀

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girl Friend:

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‘If You Don’t Wanna See Me Smoking,

Then You Better Find Other Ways

To Keep My Lips Busy..’

Wese Me Ne Aik Hisaab Lagaya Hai,

5 + 4 = 9:-)

*Tension*

Larki Ne Apse Lift Mangi

Raste Me Uski Tabiat

Kharab H0gai

Aap Hospital Le Gay

Doc Bola

Ap Bap Ban’ne Wale Hoapk0 Tension

Ap Bole

Me Iska

Bap Nahi

Phr Larki Say Pucha

Larki Boli

Yehi

Baap Hy

Apk0 0r Tensi0n

Phr

Police I

Apka Medical Chek Up Hua

Report I K

Ap To Kabhi

Bap Hi

Nahi Bn Sakte

Aap Ne

Khuda Ka

Shukr

Ada Kia

Aur Ap Khushi Khushi Bahar A Gay

0r Phr

Socha K

Ghar Pe Jo 3 Bache Hen..

Wo Kis K Hen;-)

Apk0 Phr

Tension.

Biswas Banake Log Zindagi Me Aate Hai

Khawab Banke Aankhon Me Sama Jate Hai

Pehle To Ye Yakin Dilate Hai Ki Wo Hamare Hai

Fir Na Jane Kyun Tanha Chod Jate Hai

Aalu Was In Love Wid Bhindi.

When He Proposd Bhindi

(Who Was Egoistic & Very Proud Of Her Slim Figure)

She Rjectd His Proposal Sayin

‘U R Such A Fatty.Aalu

Took It As A Challenge & Has So Many

Grlfrnds Now:

Aalu-Gobi,

Aalu-Gajar,

Aalu-Matar,

Aalu- Shimlamirch,

But Bhindi Is Vidout Any Friend… 😉

Moral: Never Be Egoistic In Life Otherwise

You Will Be Left Alone… =P

Mat raho door apno se ,K waqt k fasle par afsos ho jaye,

Kal na jane kaise ho mulakat hamari,Ki aap roye lipat kar humse,or hum khamosh ho jaye…..

After Car Accident

American: Its Fine Man…

British: Im So Sorry…

Chines: Are U Oky?

Pakstani:O……….,

Andha Hai Kya,

Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha Tha,

Tere Baap Ka Road Hai .

dekha zindagi ko is qdr qreeb sy na tha

chaha tha main ny usko jo mery naseeb mein na tha

doston ki fehrist mein na lata tha naam merA

mera nishaan tu uski fehrist e rqeeb mein na tha

jisk liye sajaeen dill ki mehfil wafa

mera naam uski kisi b taqreeb mein na thA

‘Maa’

Maa Kia He?

Aik Khobsorat Rishte Ka Nam,

Maa K Dam Se Hi Kainat Me Rang He,

Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne Bachchon Ko Subha Uthati Aur Khti He K

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Uth Jao Begharto 11 Baj Rahe Hain,

Kutto Ki Tarha Pare Rehte Ho,

Tumare Bap Ne Mulazam Nhi Rakhe Hoy Jo Tume Nashta Bana Kar Dainge.

Zindagi Haram Kar Rakhi He Kamino Ne,

Kam K Na Kaj K Dushman Anaj K.

Her Msg Per Emotional Mat Hoa Kro Yaro… 😉

MUJRIM HON TERY PAYAR KA JO CHAHY SAZA DY

(MUSKAN)

DIL TU DYNA HI HY TU JAN BE SATH LA LY

GrlFrnd-Mn Ksi or S Shadi Kr Rhi

Hn,

Tm Mjhe Bhl Jao

BoyFrnd-Na Tere Ane Ki Khushi.

Na Tere Jane Ka Gham.

Jaa Bahen Ja.

Dusri Pata Lenge Hum.

Tanha Ho Gaya Hoon Is Raat Ki Gehrai Mein,

Neend Bhi Jaakar So Gayi Kahin Tanhai Mein…..

I cried a thousand tears for you Felt a thousand pain.I screamed a thousand words for you.

Died a thousand days.But m just a name For you.

When Someone Loves You,

You Don’t Realize It.

When You Realize It,

Its Too Late.

You Always Love The One That Leaves You.

And Always Leave The One That Loves You!

Chalo Tum Saath

Mat Dena,

Mujhy Beshak Bhula

Dena,

Naye Sapne Saja

Lena,

Naye Rishtey Bana

Lena ,

Bhula Dena Sab Hii

Waadey,

Sab Hii Qasmei’n,

Sab Hii Naatey ,

Tumhei’n Jana’n

Ijazat Hy,

Jo Dil Chahe Wo

Sab Kerna,

Magar Ab Tum Kisi

Se Bhi

newtons law of romance:- love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be changed from one girl friend to another…

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Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !

I love the air,

because it touches you

I love the sun,

because it falls on you

I love my heart,

because it loves u…

Ek Dil Mein Jaga Ker Chala Gaya,

Kal Phir Woh Meray Sheher Mein A Kr Chala Gaya

Jisay Dhoondta Raha Main Logon Ki Bheer Mein

Mujh Say Woh Apna Aap Chupa Ker Chala Gaya

I don’t believe you have to be better than everybody else. I believe you have to be better than you ever thought you could be…

Plz pass this sms to all frends

its urgent

I m ‘tlmz’

Blood group O+Positive

Urgently need 2 bottles

of

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7UP

wid

1 large Pizza

thanx..

Q

K

Nal bachi v ae !

Samje?

Dard H Fir V Hum Jatate

NHi,

Haal Dil Ka Hum Batate V

NHi,

Sun Kr Sayad Hairat Hogi

Apko,

Hum Unhe Pyar Krte H Jo Hme Chahte V NHi.

*Sam*

Tmhari roop ka kundaan bta rha hy humy

ksi ki aagh me eik umar tk jali ho tm

Zara sa muskara daina tum ab k EID sy pehly

Her ek ghum ko bhula daina tum ab k EID sy pehly

Kitabon mai saja lena zra do chaar phoolon ko

…

Hawaon ko saza daina tum ab k EID sy pehly

Mery sab shair sab nazmen kisi ko ab sunana mat

Mery sab khat jala dena tum ab k EID sy pehly

Hazaron meel ki doori sahi per lot aaonga

Mujhy Dil sy sada dena tum ab k EID sy pehly

Ager milna hamara or tumhara kuch mumkin ho

tou

Kuch aanso baha dena tum ab k EID sy pehly…..

dunia

‘yun jurm muhabat ki saza deti duniya

hasnte howe cheron ko rula deti he duniya

arman machlte howe darte hen dilon mein

jazbaat ka yun khoon bha detime he duniya

har sach pe aankho mein umand aate hein aasu

aise bhi wafaon ka sila deti he duniya marne ki tamna ho to marne bhi nhe deti

jeeta he to jeene kim saza deti he duniya kab tak ehsan uthaen har laya zakhm laga deti he duniya

is tahran andheron mein kami aaegi kesi

jo deep jaalat hon bhuja deti he duniya

sach baat jo kehete hein is umer mein ai SHAKEELuse sooli pe chara deti he duniya

Kitni pii, Kaise kati Raat,

Mujhy Hosh nhe,

Raat k sath gai ßaat,

Mujhy Hosh nhe,

Mujhko yeh ß nhe malum k jana hai kahan,

Thaam ley koi mera Hath,

Mujhy hosh nhe,

Aans’on aur Sharaboon me guzar hai ab tou,

Maine kb daikhi thi ßarsaat,

Mujhy hosh nhe,

Jane kia tota hai Paimana,

K dil hy mera,

ßikhrey ßikhrey hen khyalat,

Mujhy hosh nhe..!!

Sun Glows For A Day,

Candle For An Hour,

Matchstick For A Minute,

But A Wish Can Glow Days Forever,

So Here Is My Wish For Glowing DIWALI,

Glowing Life!!

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,

waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,

mehboob aave ya na aave

par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

.*”*.*”*.

* JÄSHÅÑ *

‘*. -É- .*’

‘*.*’ AAMAD.E IMAM ALI (A.S)

.*”*.*”*.

* MÜBÄRÅk *

‘*. HÖ .*’

‘*. *’

Suna Hai Nazakat Mein Tu Sabse Dilnasheen Hai,

Itrane Ka Fakat Ye Bahana Dekho Sahi Nahi Hai.

Maana Teri Aankho Si Gehri Koi SHARAB Nahi,

Ishq Ka Aaina Hoon Main, Mera Bhi Koi Jawaab Nahin.

Bahaaron Ke Haath Kaaynat Ne Tujhe Ye Paigam Diya Hai,

Aashiqon Ki Anjuman Ne Mujhe Dewaana Naam Diya Hai…

Sardar Friend Se:

Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.

Friend: Kyon?

Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??

Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. 🙂

PUNCTUATION POWER:

An English professor wrote the words:

‘A woman without her man is nothing ‘

&

Asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All the boys wrote:

‘A Woman, without her man,is nothing’

While All grls wrote:

‘A Woman: without her,man is nothing’.

Feel da Diffrence

Mohabbaton mein agar koi rasm o raah nah ho

sakoon tabaah nah ho, zindagi gunaah nah ho

kuch aeetedaal bhi laazim hai diil lagi key liey

kissi sey pyar agar ho to bepanaah nah ho

Dil todna humari adat nahi, Dil hum kisika dukhate nahi bharosa rakhna humarae dosti pe dost bankar hum kisiko bhulaathe nahi!!

Umar ki raah me insaan badal jathe hai waqt ki aandhi main tufaan badal jathe hai soctha hoon tumhe pareshan na karulekin baad mein iradha badal jatha hai!!

Usko chaha bhi tho izhaar karna na aaya, Kat gayi umar saari humein pyar karna na aaya usnae manga bhi agar kuch tho jindagi mangiaur humne inkaar bhi karnae na aaya.

Dunia k sary gham 1 tarf,

or ye gham 1 tarf… . .

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Hum 2011 b KANWARAY reh gye.:()

Pata nhi 2012 main kya hoga.

Great line 🙂

I’m not a

‘HANDSOME’

But I can give my

‘HAND’

to

‘SOME’

one who needs help.

Beauty is in heart,

not in face..

P0wEreD BY:- JIN

Nazar ma agea chahra udas barish ka

Tumari yad na pahna libas barish ka

Kisi ka akhri khat b mila ha bhega hoa

Ya sabut to ha mery pas barish ka

Kabi kabi to hmain dhop achi lagti ha

agarcha,dil tabeit shnas barish ka

Ya kis ke yad sy roy lepat-lept k ham

Pher aj ban gea musam udas barish ka.

Lafz0 ki bnavat mujhay nahi Aati Ghalib,

Im Very Beautiful Seedhi c Baat hai 🙂

A NEW YEAR

A New Challenge

A New Goal

A New Optimism

A New Aproach

A New Mission

A New Resolution

Wishng U a very

‘Happy New year’

Aksar Shab-e-Tanhai main

kuch dair phelay neiend se

guzari hoi

Dilchspiaan

betay howy din Eish k

bantay hain Shame-E Zindgi

wo Bachpan aur wo sadgi

wo rona aur hasna kabi

Pher wo jawani ke k mazay wo dil lagi aur wo qahqahy

Wo wadah aur wo Shukria

Yad atay hain wo aik aik saal

Aksar Shab-e Tanhai main.

Aksar Shab-e Tanhai main.

Ek Larki Sarak Pe Akeli Ja Rahi Thi

Piche Se Ek Boy Bola :

Ghar Tak Lift Chaiye Kya?

Girl: Bhag Ja Saley 3 Din Se

Lift Le Rahi Hu Abi Tak Ghar Nhi Pahunchi ;-(

Agr apko koi Anjaan Parsel mile!

To use Na kholen!

Usme Meri Photo ho sakti hai

Or apki zara si laparwahi

Apko mera DIWANA bana sakti hai… =P 😉

Utha kar choom li hain chand murjhayi huyi kaliyan,

Na tum aye tou yoon jashn-e-baharan karliya mene..

Dil to Kehta hai her cheez khareed lun Faraz!

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Magar JAIB kehti hai, Bakwaas na kar.

Main nahi hon apnay wajood mein

Mujy janey kis ne chura lia

Mere sath rehti ha wo har qadam

Koi jadoo us ne chala dia

Meri rooh mei wo sama gai

Mujy ishq karna sikha dia

Meri zindagi wo ban gai

Muje jeena us ne sikha dia

Main to khud se bhi tha na ashna

Mujy mujh se us ne mila dia

A Very True

Thought

Which I Really

Experienced Today

…’Whenever I Wanna

Fall In Love With My

BOOKS …

My BED

Falls In Love

With me …’ 😉

Duniya me Apna maqam kuch is tarha se banao k

Agr Mar jao to Log ye he bolain,,

,

,

,

Banda Milta nahi tha

par SMS boht

bhejta tha..

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya,

to ladki ne uske praposel ko thukra diya,

uska dost ye sab dekh raha tha,

or dusre us ladke se kahta he ki us ladki ne tumhare praposel ko thukra diya fir bhi tum udas kyu nahi ho?

Wo ladka kahta he,

me udas kyu rahu,

jabki mai janta hu ki maine use khoya he,

jo mujhse pyar nahi karti thi,

udas to use hona chahiye kyuki usne use kho diya jo usase sachhi muhabbat karta tha.

Hr sapna khushi panay se pura nhi hota,

Koi kisi k bina adhora nhi hota.

Jo chand roshan krta hai rat bhr sbko,

Hr rat wo b to pura nhi hota.

Ham to uski har khuwahish

pori karne ka wada

kar bethe the faraz

hamain kia pata tha k hamain

chorna he us ki khuwahish the.

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,

Santa:

Is me mushkil hi kiya hai

2 hi to

hota hein

December lout aya he

hawayein sarad hei

aur zindagi !!

tanhaayi k zindaan mei

larzaan he..

usey kehna . . .

dhoop nahii niklegi

to baraf kese pihglegi !!

usy kehna?

agar wo lout na aya to

sansain kese aayengi ??

‘2 Ajnabi Dost’

ridEr Of KArachi

*. .Bacha in police station

Uncle ye photos kis ki hen?

Police:Beta criminals ki jinko arrest krna hai.

Bacha:Uncle jb photo li tb arrest kr lena tha na :-

F A C T !!

Boys Hate Asking

Parents For Money To

Buy Girls Presents…

…So They Come Up With

Ideas Like Saving

Their Lunch Money

For A Week …

But It Never Works

Because

Guys Are Always Hungry

So They End Up Asking

The Parents For Money

Anyway … =D

kabhI socha hai Hamne?

60kg Attay ki Bori

Jo Utha sakta hai

Vo kharid nahi sakta

…

aur

Jo Kharid sakta hai Vo

Utha nahi sakta.

aj apne dil ki hr bat bta do yar

q k aj ki date b yehi kehti hai

10-2-11

das do yara 😉 khuch ta dasSo jho0ta he sah¡. . ?¿

F a C t …

Why Men n Women Don’t

Understand Each Other?

…Coz

God Gave Good Brains To

Men n Good Hearts To

Women

But

Men Use Their Hearts

&

Women Use Their Brains … =P 😉

Ek Baat Tum Se Kehni Hai Magar Kehne Se

Darta Hoon

ijaazat Ho To Keh Daloon Muhabbat

Tum Se Karta Hoon.

Boy Apne ghar walo’n kochorh dia tere liye

Sab se rishta tor dia tere liye

Tu ne aaj tak kia kya mere liye

Girl Munni Badnaam Hui Darling Tere Liye =P xD

Interesting Fact

The famous painting

of

‘Mona Lisa’

…has an odd

quirk

about it.

The painting was not

named ‘Mona Lisa.’

The real name is

‘La Giaconda…’

Mujay Zindagi Ki Talb Nahi

Mujay Zindagi Say Gila Nahi

Jisay Pa Kar Khod Diya

…

Woh Naseeb Tha Mila Nahi

Jisay Cha Woh Badal Gaya

Jisay Manga Woh Bichar Gaya

Main Ab Jii Kar Kiya Karon

Jab Zindagi Main Sila Nahi

Jis Wafa Ki Aas Main Jal Gaya

Woh Khushi Ka Deep Jala Nahi……..

(BEWAFAI)

Karne se phele aik bar sochna chahiaye

(DOSTI)

Hamesha matlab k bagair rakni chahiaye

(PYAAR)

Itna karo k koi aap ka piyar bhol na sake

(DOST)

Whi acha hai jo waqt pr kam aye

(SATHI)

Agar acha mil jaye tu uss ki qadar kro

(DIL)

Ki baat sirf ache Dost se karo.

Tum agr kisi ki Chahat paane ke Liye Jee Rahe Ho,

To Apne Dil ki Baat Use Bato Do,

QK

Zindgi’Moqa’km Aur ‘Dhoka’ Ziyada Deti he.

pyary

Bacha to her mom:

ami men kese paida hua.?

Mom:mene 1 brtan men mati dal k rakh di kuch din bad us me se tm mily.

Bache ne aisa he kia….

Jb kuch din k bad usne ja k dekha to us me 1 frog tha.

Bacha ghusy se:

Dil to kr raha ha k tuje jaan se maar dun.

PAR KIA KRUN OLAAD HA TU MERI.

[ Woh AaYi Thi ??? ]

Main ApneY Business KeY SiLsiLe Main

Kabhi Kabhi Is KeY Shehar Jata Hon To Guzarta Hon Us GaLi SeY

w0h Neem Tareek Si GaLi .!!

Aur Is KeY NuQarr Pe Aonghta Sa Purana Khamba

Usi KeY NeecheY Tamam Shab Intizaar Kar KeY

Main Chorr Aaya Tha Shehar Us Ka

Bohat Khasta Si Roshni KeY Asaa Ko TaikeY

Woh Khamba Ab Bhi Wahin Kharra HeY

Fatoor He Yeh

Magar Main KhambeY K Pass Ja Kar

Nazar Bacha K MuhalleY Waalon Ki

Pooch Leta h0n Aaj Bhi Yeh

Woh MereY JaaneY K Baad Bhi,, AaYi To Nahin Thi ???

Woh AaYi Thi KiYa .!!

Likhy Jo Khat Tujhy

Wo Teri Yaad Me

Wo Sare Padh Liye

Papa Ne Raat Me

…

Sawera Jab Hua Tou

Jootey Parr Gaye

Wo Raadhe Wale Baal

Ghajni Me Badla Gaye =P =D

Girl: Mein kal tum se milne nahi a sakti,

Boy: Chalo mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun,

Girl: Mera matlab tha kal nahi a sakti, abhi kahan ho tum.

Nahi Aise Sata0 Tum

MuJe Tanhai Dasti Hai

Kahin Sy L0t Aa0 Tum

MuJe Tanhai Dasti Hai

Yakeen Tum K0 Meri Bat0n Py Akhir Ky0n Nhi H0ta

Meri Jaan Maan Ja0 Tum

MuJe Tanhai Dasti Hai

K0i Dastak K0i Ahat Na K0i Ghar Py Aya Hai

Prind0 Chehch‘ha0 Tum

MuJe Tanhai Dasti Hai

MuJe Lagta Hai Mujk0 Ab Judai Maar Dale Gi

K Ab t0 Maan Ja0 Tum

MuJe Tanhai Dasti Hai

Na Janey Tum Kahan Pr Chale Gye H0

MuJe Dil Sy Laga0 MuJe Tanhai Dasti Hai….“

LIBRA SUNAAR

LION SLEEPS 18 HOURS A DAY..

If hardwork is the only key to success, Then donkey would have been the king of animals..

Always work smartly not hardly..

Rööthñä mät!

Müje mäñäñä ñhi äätä,

Döör mät jäñä!

Müje wäpi$ büläñä ñhi äätä,

Tüm bhöl jäö tümhäri Märzi!

Mägär mäi kyä krööñ?

Müje tö bhööl jäñä b ñhi äätå.

when someone touches u
& u dnt feel it

its ignornce

When someone touches u
& u feel it

Its love

When 9body touches u
& u feel it

Its ‘khurak’.

itni shidat sy mujhy usny ZKHAM diye hain…..Itni shidat sy tu mainy ussay chaha b nhi tha.

Meera : Level of English

Meera thinks that F.s.c means

Father of six children

and

M.s.c means

Mother of six children.

Blackberries are like girls, they only work when u rub one little button.

iPhones are like men, one touch anywhere

&

they respond !

And the Oscar award GOes to Three SuCcesful Films Of Misbah

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World Cup T20

Johanneburg 2007

World Cup ODI

Mohali 2011

And now

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Abu Dhabi 2012

1-Pata nai baraat kab ayegi or khana kab khulega

(Shadi me mufta khor time pass kerte hue)

2-Hahaha…hehehehe

(Dulhun ki sahelian bilawaja dulhe k samne hansti hue)

3-Beta roza kahan rakha hy,fridge me ya table per

(Mamu fuzul mazak krte hue)

4-SUNIYE!Raat ko jaldi ghar aiye ga

(Nai naweli dulhan bilawja cute bnte hue)

5-Apne doston or gird-o-nawah k logo ka khayal rakhye ga

(Dr.SHAHID MASUD 1ghanta tension dene k bad)..