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Life gives answer in 3 ways it

Life gives answer in 3 ways… It says Yes & gives u what u want, It says no and gives u something better, It

Ishq kaatil sa b maktool hamdardi ye

‘Ishq Kaatil sa b, maktool sa hamdardi b, ye bata kis sa mohabat ki jaza mange ga,’

Nobody in da world can stop u

Nobody in da world can stop u from falling in Love. But 2 powerful weapons can do that. Mother’s Chappal & father’s Belt Exclusively

The toughest situation in life comes when

The toughest situation in life comes when we have to choose 1 direction among these: Right : where nothing is right Left : where

Agar kuttay ko pant coat aur sindhi

Agar KUTTAY Ko Pant-Coat Aur Sindhi Topi Pehna Di Jaye Tou Usay Kia Kahe’n Ge . . . ? ? ? … . .

empty msg i want you feel

– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – EmptY msg i want you feel Me

A boy its easier to pick up

A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 45 Kg But Its Quiet Difficult To Pick Up A Gas Cylinder Of

For all of us sir winston

For All Of Us Sir Winston Churchill’s Arguments Against Granting India/Pakistan …Freedom: ‘Power Will Go To The Hands Of Rascals, Rogues, Freebooters… All Leaders

Beqhudi si zindagi hum jiya nahin karte

Beqhudi Si Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahin Karte, Jaam Dosro Se Chin Kar Hum Piya Nahin Karte, Un Hain Kehdo Hum Se Mohbbat Hain To

On this childrens day lets celebrate

On This Children?s Day Let?s Celebrate The Joys Of Childhood And Have A Fantastic Time Together Happy Children?s Day

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri

This poem is dedicated to all

”This Poem Is Dedicated To All My Friends. Plz Read It Vry Seriously. Ek Din Zindgi Aisay Mukam Pe Pohanch Jaye Gi, Dosti To

Zindgi me 2 logo ka boht khyaal

Zindgi me 2 logo ka boht khyaal rakhna 1,jis ne tumhari JEET k liye sb kuch hara ho.{Baap) 2,jis ne hr dukh se bacha

Baadbaan khulane se pahale kaa ishaaraa dekhanaa

baad_baa.N khulane se pahale kaa ishaaraa dekhanaa mai.n samandar dekhatii huu.N tum kinaaraa dekhanaa yuu.N bichha.Danaa bhii bahut aasaa.N na thaa us se magar

Awesome quote only a few people

Awesome Quote: Only a few People can feel The Rain, Others just Get Wet… Much Awesome: Only a Few Lovers can Feel The pain

Everybody searches for a chance to

Everybody Searches For A Chance To Impress Other But They Don’t Understands …That Impressions Are Made By Very Casual Happening … =) G o.0

Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza baja

Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza baja boli=KAUN? Jawab aaya=POSTMAN Kapre pehen k letter liya pir nahane gaie kapre utare darwaza baja boli=KAUN? Jawab

M0st repeated mistakes in namaz

M0st Repeated Mistakes In Namaz * Jaldi Jaldi Namaz Parhna * Paon Or Ungliyan Qibla Rukh Na Hona * Nangy Sir Parhna * Imam

Ishq ne hume itna majboor kar diya

ishq ne hume itna majboor kar diya hai har taraf tu hi tu nazar aata hai Log kehete the pagli hai Diya ab kehete

Newspaper mein ishtihar aya hmare pas aisi

Newspaper Mein ishtihar Aya ‘Hmare Pas Aisi Product Hy, Jisko Pehn Kar Aap Puri Dunia Ko Dekh Skte Hain,Mgr Apko Koi Nahi Dekh Skta

Har khushi hai logon ke daman mein

Har Khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt

Beww bewwww beww beww what that

Beww BEWWWW beWW BEwW (WHAT)??? That Is The Sound Of Ambulance Coming To Pick Me Up…. Because, When I Saw You My Heart Stopped.

A carrot married cabbage next

A Carrot Married A Cabbage .. Next Day A Tomato Asked: …Hey How Was Your Wedding Night … ? Carrot I m Exhausted !

Teachr 2 sleepy studentwho invented steam

Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:Who Invented Steam Engine? Student: What Sir? Teachr:Yes Correct It’s James Watt Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genaral Knowledge… 😉

I remember how much u hurt me

I Remember How Much U Hurt Me … I Say … I Am Fine Alone… … But Why Does My Stupid Heart Miss U

Today is keh bhi do day

Today Is ‘Keh Bhi Do Day’ So Send One Sentence About Me That You Didn’t Said Me Yet. Say Very Frankly. Reply Is Must

4 girl to boy shadi k

(4) Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye ko Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye konsi date rakhen Boy : 22 December Girl

I know am not able to explode

I know I am not able to explode myself, but believe my heart is going to explode whenever I think of you . Imagine

Aik sheher mai larka tha jo school

AIK SHEHER MAI AIK LARKA THA JO SCHOOL MAI 9TH MAI PHARTA THA, WO KISI LARKI SE BOHAT PYR KARTA THA 8TH SE, AIK

Suno mein laut aya hoon meri

Suno mein laut aya hoon Meri batein Meray waday Mein apne saath laya hoon, Suno meri dharkan mein Wohi ik saaz bajta hai Andaz

Ye jo kahtay han nai ho

Ye Jo Kahtay Han Nai Ho Sakta Sub Ghalat Hy Ye Tujy Janty Nai ,,, (.’ ) ,_/ \ ) ) Pooooo _|,| Sprite

Have you ever thanked your friends

Have you ever THANKED your friends? For their smiles? Their hellos? Their hugs? Their taps at ur back? Their Sharing things? Their sweet kisses?

An old arabian saying if you want

An old Arabian saying: If you want 2 satisfy a woman change position daily! if you want 2 satisfy yourself change woman daily. YA

1 admi k 3 dost thy

1 admi k 3 Dost thy 3no doctor thy 2 pagal thy 1 ko samjh nhi ati thi Jis ko samjh nhi ati thi

Boy to girl friend koi

BOY to GIRL FRIEND – Koi aisi baat kaho, jismei dukh B ho aur khushi Bhi. Girl – I LOVE U. . . .

Zamane bhar k kaamon mein bohat

Zamane Bhar k Kaamo’n Mein Bohat Masroof Ho Shayad Humari Yaad Bhi Ab Tou … Tumhei’n Kam Kam Satati Hy Humara Naam Bhi Aksar

A wish of happy eid celebrations

A Wish of Happy Eid Celebrations, Wrapped with Sincerity, Tied with Care, And Sealed with Dua. To Keep You and Your Family Blessed. Advance

Berson baad main nay koi

~*~*~BersoN Baad ~*~*~* Main Nay Koi Baat Kahi Hay,—–barsoun Baad Apni Hi Aavaaz Suni Hay———,barsoun Baad Tanhai Kay Jungal Main,———-ik Aiysi Raat Mujhko Koi

1 sardar apni maa ki qameez aur

1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehan k bazar mein ghoom raha tha Kisi ne poucha yeh kya fashion hai?

The most beautiful saying by shakespeare about

The Most Beautiful Saying By Shakespeare About Morning: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Good Morning.. 😉

Har kisi ko dunya me shohratain nahi

Har kisi ko Dunya me Shohratain nahi milten, Zindagi k lamhon ki Qeemätein nahi milten. Fatah ki khuwahish me Amal bhi to lazim hain,

December kay maheenay ka woh shayad akhri

December kay maheenay ka Woh shayad akhri din tha Baras guzray kayii Main nay ‘mohabbat’ lafz likah tha Koi kaghaz k tukray par Achanak

Bari koshisho k bad pehli baar humary

‘Bari koshisho k bad Pehli baar humary Ghar Wo aai thi Faraz Ammi boli.. ja beta behen k liye Samosy le aa.. /(‘.’) )(

What are the three fastest way of

What are the three fastest way of communication? 1. Telephone 2. Television 3. Tell a woman

Tere ishq main jiti hun tere marti

Tere ishq main jiti hun tere ishq main marti hun tere liye zalim main kya kya karti hun ..

Height of expressing boy is ur

Height Of Expressing…!! Boy- Is Ur Eyes Frm Mcdonalds ? Girl- (With Mysterios Look, Asks ) Why..?? Boy- Bcoz I Am Loving It….:)

Aesy shakhs ki dosti hargiz akhtiyar na

aesy shakhs ki dosti hargiz akhtiyar na kero, jo tumhary buraiyaon ko yad rakhy, aor tumhari khoobiyon ko bhool jaey @@@@@@@HUSSAIN@@@@@

Mohabat kis se ki jaye suraj se

‘MOHABAT KIS SE KI JAYE’ SURAJ SE? Lekin is mein tapish hoti hai. PANI SE? Ye baha kar le jata hai. ONCHAI SE? Ye

Woh kam jo maulana na kr sakay

Woh Kam Jo Maulana Na Kr Sakay Aik Machar Nay Ker Dia, Khawateen Ko Sleeveless Sy Full Sleeves Pehanany Py Majboor Kr Dia 😛

Tarash k mere bazuoon uran chorr gaya

Tarash K mere Bazuoon Uran Chorr Gaya hawa K Pass Barhna Muqan Chorr Gaya Ajeeb Shaks Tha barish Ka Rang Dekh Ker Bhi Khule

4 my friend zamane ki hr

‘4 My Friend’ Zamane ki hr jeet ap k naam h0? Zindgi ki khushya ap k naam ho Dil se dua hai ap k

Kisi ne kha phool se k

kisi ne kha Phool se k mujh ko bata tu aaj tak ku khilta raha tu ne to di sub ko khushbo tujh ko

kese dor e jahalat main ji rahe hen

‘ Kese Dor-e-Jahalat Main Ji Rahe Hen Hum Yahan. . . ADAM ka beta lutf andoz hota hai HAWA ki beti ka raqs dekh

Hay jan ki qeemat itni or iman

Hay Jan ki qeemat itni or Iman ki qeemat itni hay Bik jay gi ghairat itnay main Or qaumi hammiat itnay main In nirkhon

Aisi kaun si cheez hai jo kharidane

Aisi kaun si cheez hai, jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi, . . . . Ans: Baby Pampers.

Mahak rahii hai zamiin chaandanii ke phuulon

mahak rahii hai zamii.n chaa.Ndanii ke phuulo.n se Khudaa kisii kii muhabbat pe muskuraayaa hai

Instead of thinking how to win think

instead of thinking how to win think how u lost last time. u will definitely win next time.

Jaata hua december ye keh raha

Jaata Hua December Ye Keh Raha hai hai tumse Ruthay ko Mana lo Hans k Galay laga lo Aur keh do HAPPY NEW YEAR

us marz ko marz e ishq kaha karte

**** Us marz ko marz-e-ishq kaha karte hain Na dawa hoti hai jis ki na dua hoti hai *

Bhool kr b kandha na dena mery

”’Bhool kr b Kandha na dena Mery Janazy ko Ay ‘ Dost ‘ ‘Phir sy Zinda na ho Jaon Teri Dosti ka Sahara Samjh

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya. Son to sardar: ‘hun me ae roti nae khani’ Sardar: ‘kha ly putar, choohy

2 larkin ful makeup kr k

2 Larki’n Ful Makeup Kr k Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha …1st: Aaj koi Nhi Dkh Rha? 2nd: tu Tension

Dictionary is the only place where death

dictionary is the only place where death comes before life, success before work n divorce before marriage but friend before relatives

Hum boht sy din mnaty hen jese

Hum Boht Sy Din Mnaty Hen Jese Love Day, Mother Day, Father Day. Chalen Aj Ik Unique Day Mnaty Hen. ‘Tilawat Day’ Krna Sirf

Deres no gud or bad in

Dere’s no Gud or Bad in dix World But Our preception makes it so …Wh8 ppl call ‘CONGESTION’ in a ‘TRAIN’ Bcums ‘ATMOSPHERE’ in

When we lose all helps and think

When we lose all helps and think its THE END. Allah smiles and said ‘Its just BEND not THE END’

Last night i had a dream

Last Night I had a Dream. I was Walking to an Angel I asked him ‘Why I’ve a Friend Like you?’ He Replied: ‘Sab

This is the day that our nation

This is the day, That Our nation sings This is the day That the liberty bell starts to ring This is the day We

Kia jalwa karbala mein dikhaya hussain

Kia Jalwa Karbala Mein Dikhaya HUSSAIN Ne Sajde Mein Ja k Sar Kataya HUSSAIN Ne Naize Pe Sar Tha Aur Zubaan Pr Aayatei’n QURA’AN

14 august 2025 president of pakistan visited usa

14-August-2025 President of Pakistan visited USA 2 help them, Pakistan most peaceful land, Pakistan won football world cup 2025, India begged Pakistan to forgive

Tumhari har ek baat bewafai ki kahani

Tumhari har ek baat bewafai ki kahani hai, lekin teri har ek sans meri zindagi ki nishani hai, tum aaj tak samaj nahi paye

Be wajha is dard k bad

(BE WAJHA) is dard k bad koi dard dard nahi lagta,key shiddat-e- dard ki inteha hoti hai mohabbat, Nahi uthi wo ankhain phir kisi

Nothing is impossible in this worldbecause always

nothing is impossible in this world,because impossible always says i m possible..

A little but sweet love story

‘A Little but Sweet Love Story’ BOY: Dekho mene naya cell lia! GIRL: Wah! chalo ‘Ramada’ me Party dedo! In Evening, dey Went to

Tamaam raat ki tafkeer ka nateeja hay

Tamaam raat ki tafkeer ka nateeja hay ye shehr mazi ki tazkeer ka nateeja hay nahi tha ba’es-e-tasleeb mera jurm magar teri nigah main

Tanao main jab aayen to dhagy toot

Tanao Main JaB Aayen To DhaGy TooT Jaty Hain, Zara Si Baat Par Daireena Rishty TooT Jaty Hain, Tumhain Is Baat Par Hairat K

Golden words written on rikshaw qismat

Golden Words written on ‘Rikshaw’ . *Qismat Aazma chuka hun Muqaddar aazma raha hun Kisi be-wafa ki khatir Riksha chala raha hun . *Sawari

Some men focus more on how to

Some Men Focus More On ‘How To Get A Woman’, But 0nce They Have Her, They Lose Focus On ‘How To Keep Her’…

Love story ek din ek larke

*Love Story* Ek din ek larke se uski girlfrnd ne pucha k hum dono me se zyada pyar kon krta hy Ek dosre se?

Girls diary he was quiet 2day

GIRLS DIARY: He was quiet 2day. I askd if its my fault. He said Nothing.. I said I LUV U, But He smiled sadly.

Mein kuch nahi sirf tum ho

MEIN KUCH NAHI SIRF TUM HO !! Mein Phool Hoon Meri Khushboo Tum Ho.. Mein Dil Hoon Meri Dharkan Tum Ho.. Mein Jaan Hoon

Dosti ki hai kabhi bhulana nahi

Dosti ki hai kabhi bhulana nahi, Apna gham kabhi humse chupana nahi. Jitna bhi satana hai satao, lekin is rishte ko kabhi thukrana nahi.

Papa beti 12th k bad kya karogi

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi…? Beti- B.B.A Karungi!! Papa- What Is Bba. Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish..

Hum to flood walo k liay paisay

Hum to flood walo k liay paisay ikathay ker rahay thay Faraz,,, Kam bakht U.K police ne hm pe match fixing ka ilzam lga

Sardar bache ke report lene hospital gya

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya Report Bohat Kharab Thi . . Sardar Bache Se Bola ‘Oy School Te School… Tenu Ethey V

Ye bat nai pakistaniyo ki hai

Ye bat nai pakistaniyo ki Ye bat hai musalmano ki Hum kya bat yad karai in ko ab Jo bat kahi thi Khan ne

Lo raqibon mein naya ek naam shamil

Lo! raqibon mein naya ek naam shamil ho gaya Ghair tha koi jo ab k raah mein hayal ho gaya Din kuch aisay bhi

Internet use karni wali girlz k

internet use karni wali girlz k liya ek problem ka hal ager koi aako tang karta hai msgs missed calls to us ka number

Larki or sms dono ek jaisey hotey

LARKI or SMS dono Ek jaisey hotey hain? Wo kaisey . . . . . . . Jab tk UPER se NECHEY tak pura

Khowaja kutubuddin bakhtiyar kaaki ka janaza

Khowaja Kutubuddin Bakhtiyar Kaaki ka janaza tayyar tha, Khalqat jama thi.Ek shakhs ne un ki wasiyyat perhi. ‘Meri namaz e janaza wo shakhs parhaye

Hm ny bngladesh ko hraya india hraya

Hm ny bngladesh ko hraya, bngladesh ny india ko hraya india ny hmen hra dia . . Hence pr0of that… Earth is round… A

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai, Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi Aap

Ek zaruri hadayat ignore mat krna

Ek zaruri Hadayat, Ignore mat krna: Ek dum kisi k samne DOSTI KA HATH Mat barhao.. Kya Pata us ne POTEE kr k Hath

Piyar aur barish dono aik jaise hain

PIYAR aur BARISH dono aik Jaise hain, Jo hamesha ‘YAADGAAR’ hoty hain, ‘FARQ’ Sirf itna hai, ‘BARISH’ Jism Bhigoti hai. Aur.. ‘PYAR’ Ankhen Bhigo

2 get 2 give creates

2 GET’ & ‘2 GIVE’ Creates 2 Many PROBLEMS But.., (Jus DOUBLE IT) ‘4 GET & 4 GIVE’ Solves all the PROBLEMS. Live with

Difference bw love friendship balnce

Difference B/W LOVE & FRIENDSHIP: Balnce Na Hote Hue B Kuch B Kr K Call Krna Is LOVE & Balnce Hote Hue B Baat

Mujhy lahaq hu gai hai ek bemaari

mujhy lahaq hu gai hai ek bemaari.. wo jesy muhabat kahaty hai log aam..

Wah faraz wah ankhon me nami

Wah Faraz Wah.! Ankhon Me Nami Thi Or Vitamins Ki Kammi Thi Jis Se Sari Rat Bat Ki Wo Girl Friend Ki Ammi Thi

Tum nahi hoty to na to

TUM NAHI HOTy TO. Na to phool khiltay hain na mousam hi badaltay hain, Wahan to kuch nahi hota jahan par tum nahi hotay,