Category: Latest SMS

Ahsas-e-M0habbet Ke Liye Bus Itna Hi Kaafi Hai

Tere Beghair Bhi Tere Saath Rehta Hoon..!!!!

aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.

Jo Abu-turab ke qadmo ki khaak ho jata

Qasam khuda ki wohi shakhs pak ho jata

Ye bat kis ne kahi poochiye zamane se

ALI (a.s) na hote agar main halak ho jata

I heard that good looks can kill…

. So, please don’t look at me

I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

Newly Married Husband

Saved Wife’s Number

On Mobile As:

‘MY LIFE’

…After 1 Yr:

‘My WIFE’

5 Yrs:

‘HOME’

10 Yrs:

‘HITLER’

25 Yrs:

‘WRONG NUMBER’ … =P xD

Meri pehchan bas naam hi sahi,

yaad na aaye tumhe itne badnaam to nahi.

hume bhul jana majburi hi sahi,

magar sachmuch bhul jao ye zaruri to nahi.

Peyaar Itna Hi Karo Ke Dil Beheil Jaye,

Is Qadar Bhi Na Chaho Ke Dum Nikal Jaye,

Tu Itna Peyaar Kar Jitna Tu Seh Sakey,

Bicharna Bhi Parey To Zinda Reh Sakey.

Hum to aesay hi apna Kambal dho kr sukha rhay thay

MQM wale Qurbani ki Khal smjh kr lay gay

(,’)/’Oye

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/ wapis kr

Matam tere judae ka karta rahouga may

Tanhyoun may aap se larta rahuga may

Karta rahuga yad tu dahrakta rahega dil

Her sans may tujhe ko samuta raharuga may

Larta rahu may kudh se kia hae yahe saza

kabtak tare wesal ko tarasta rahuga may

Kabhi sochte hain ki kaash aap hamari zindagi me aaye na hote,

To shayad aapki yaadon ko seene se lagake jeene ki aadat na hoti,

Kabhi sochte hain ki kaash aapse mohabbat na hui hoti,

Sach kahen tab shayad ye zindagi zindagi na hoti….

Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U.

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi…?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba.

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish..

There are two freedoms – the false, where a man is free to do what he likes; the true, where he is free to do what he ought.

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Ye Lo Qainchiyaan

Logon Ki Jaib Kato

Aur

SMS K Liye Pese Jama Karo

Kanjusi Ki Bhi Koi Had Hoti Hai.

Do You LoVe Me?

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PlZ

Lie And Say

-i LovE yoU- 🙂

Boht.masfroof.rehtay.ho.jo.hum.ko.bhool.bethay.ho

Na.yeh.jana.kahan.pe.ho.na.yeh.jana.k.kaisay.ho

Kaanch Ka DIL Chupaye Kaha

Bojhal Dil, Bojhal Qadam

Sochtay Hain Keh Jaye Kaha

Jab Sab Darwazay Hon Band

Apni Manzil Paye Kaha

Sang Raizon Kay Des Main

Kaanch Ka DIL Chupaye Kaha

‘ZINDAGI’jene ke KABIL nÃ¥ høti

Agår kisi ne

MØHABBAT bånåi nå høti

Køi MAUT ki

‘TAMANNA’nÃ¥ kÃ¥rtÃ¥

‘FARAZ’

AgÃ¥r MØHABBAT’ me’BEWAFAI’nÃ¥

høti.

Khwab ki hr 1 Gali Dekhi

Bago me khili Hr KALI Dekhi

Jo kehte hai the Tumhe Kabhi BHUL Na Payenge.

Uske Dar Pr Apni TASVIR jali dekhi.

2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:

Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye.

But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai.

Pata Hai Kyon?

Jannat Main Farishton Ko Kehte Hain:

‘Yaar Jannat Hai To Achi.

Sab Kuch Hai, 70 Hoorain Bhi Hain.’

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‘Lahore Lahore Aye.’ 🙂

That was a noiseless, sorrowful night,

Filled with fear & feeling of fright.

Heart was isolated & I was alone,

With no one there ho was known.

To accompany me in this lonely night,

Just silent darkness & nothing bright.

No one was there with me to ask,

Or to remove my cheerful mask.

Tired of drowning in my own tears,

fighting against my loneliness & fears.

I missed you so much day & night,

& just thought I treated you right.

Just want you to return, help my spirit fly,

Your face being the last, I see before I die.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Nobody in da world can stop u from falling in Love.

But 2 powerful weapons can do that.

Mother’s Chappal

&

father’s Belt

Exclusively MADE iN Pakistan;-)

Why do girls look beautiful?

is it real or due to make up?

all false

Girls look beautiful because

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boys have good IMAGINATION

PAK Tour of ENG (5.ODI)

10.Sep 1st 0Di

at Chester le Street 02:15

12.Sep 2nd ODi

at Leeds 02:15

17.Sep 3rd ODi

at Oval 02:15

20.Sep 4th ODi

at Lord’s 05:00

22.Sep 5th ODi

at Southampton 06:30

end.

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho

Yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho

Kis ka ab haath rakh ke seene per

Dil ki dhadhkan sunaya kerte ho

Hum jahan chaye peene jate thay

Kia wahan ab bhi aaya kerte ho

Kon hai ab ke jis ke chehre per

Apni palkon ka saaya kerte ho

Kiun mere dil mai rakh nahee dete

Kis liye gham uthaya kerte ho

Phone per geet jo sunate thay

Ab wo kis ko sunaya kerte ho

Akhiri khat mai usney likha tha

Tum mujhe yaad aaya kerte ho

4 chezain jannat ki taraf le kar jati hain

1 apni mosibat ko chupana

2 waldain k sath neki karna

3 sadka dena

4 kasrat se LAILHA ILLALLAH KEHNA.(HAZRAT ALI)R.A

Tujhe dekh k

khara hota hai

Meri Hasratoon ka

Minarr……

wah

wah

As Jhuk zara

main dal dun

Tere Gale mein

Phoolon ka Haar

BE POSITIVE

mere yar…???

Respect d emotions in sum1’s heart,rather dan d expresions on someone’s face.. becoz,expressions r just d formality,but emotions r d realty.

Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa bata raha hun kisi ko btana mat.

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kAbi kAbi din k wAqt so jAyA kAro khAs tor pe driving kArte wAqt…

14-August-2025

President of Pakistan visited USA 2 help them,

Pakistan most peaceful land,

Pakistan won football world cup 2025,

India begged Pakistan to forgive them,

BUSH was killed in USA by a Pakistani drone attack,

Rs. 1= 10$

Petrol:

Rs.20/barel

Pakistan gave 10crore to USA,UK as imdad,

All this can happen if u support’UMAR JEE’ as the future President of Pakistan..

SMS forward kartey hoiay naam badal kar mulk ka future tabah na kren.

Fazoon tar hai khusbu se jin ka pasinah

Wo (PBUH) Makkah k wali wo shah e Madina

jisay cho lia hai kaf e Mustafa ne

hai Wo sang raiza b rashk e Neignah

Koi is se barh kr mubbarak nahi hai

jo yad e nabi se munawar ho sinah

Mujay hirus dolat ki hargiz nahi hai

mujay chahiay bandgi ka qarinah

muhabbat ki janib rahon gamzan main

Mere aaqa dubay na mara sefinah

Boy:teri judai mai neend urti hai jaan jati hai chain khota hai dil rota hai.

Girl:Check karwale beta ‘dengi virus’ b aisa he hota hai. 🙂 😛

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai

1;ya to shok ho

2;ya der

per

shok to hamay hai ni

or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai

Men Saabit Kar Sakta Hun Apko English Zabaan Samajh Nahi Ati…

Up

Up

Up

Bas Sabit Hua Apko ‘Up’ Ka Matlab Nahi Malum Warna Aap Neeche Nahi Aatey…

‘L i f e’ isn’t something

You can ‘G o o g l e’

You have to Live

through It

And

…Learn in the process … 🙂

Q: University Mai Saari Larkiyon K Kitne Naam Hote Hain?

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Ans- Sirf 4,

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1. Meri Waali,

2. Teri Waali,

3. Meri Bhabhi,

4. Teri Bhabhi.

Aik Mohabat hi nahi dunia mein dard ka sabab

**dost**

Darwaze wich ungli aa jaye te o v bara dard krdi ay…;-)

(‘,)/

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_/ _ Allah di ksmy.

Suna Hy

Chaand Nikle Ga

Suna Hy

Eid Bhi Hogi

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Huei’n Tou Aasman

Per Duur Tak

Kuch Bhi Nahi

Dikhta

Kahan Wo Chaand

Nikle Ga

K Jis k Waastey

Hum Ne

Kabhi Palkei’n

Nahi Jhapki’n

Wo Jis Ka Rasta

Taktey

Hy Guzri Zindai

Apni

Nahi Kuch Bhi Khabar

K Wo

Nikley Ga tou Kab

Aakhir

Humari Muntazir

Aankho’n Ko

Us Ki Deed

Kab Hogi

Abhi Poocho Nahi

Hum Se

Humari Eid Kab Hogi …

Teacher To Student: Give Me A Sentence Starting With ‘I’

Student: I Is. . . .

Teacher: No, Always Say, ‘I Am’

Student: All Right,

‘I Am The Ninth Letter Of The Alphabets.

Moral:

Hmesha Efficiency Nahi Jharni Chahye, Kabi Kabi Students Ki B Sun Leni Chahye;)

Baap: Sharab, cigarette, larkian yeh sab tumhari dushman hain beta.

Beta: jo mard apny dushmano sy bhaagta hai woh buzdil hota hai dady.

Larkiyon k chakkar main mat parhna

Ye aati hain HEER ki tarha

Lagti hain KHEER ki tarha

Chubti hain TEER Ki tarha

Or

Halat kr deti hain FAKEER ki tarha…

Uske bin chup chap rehna achha lagta hai,

khamosi se ek dard ko sehna achha lagta hai,

jis apne ki yaad me aansu b barste hai,

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samne uske kch na kehna achha lagta hai,

milkar usse bichhad na jaye darte rehte hai,

isiliye bas dur hi rehna achha lagta hai,

jee chahe sari khusiya lakar usko de du,

uske pyar mei sab kch khona achha lagta hai,

uska milna na milna kismat ki baat hai,

pal pal uski yaad me rehna achha lagta hai,

uske bina sari khusiya ajeeb lagti hai,

har raat uski yaad me sona achha lagta hai,

humse mohabbat ki numayishe na ho saki,

bas itna jante hai ki use chahte rehna achha lagta hai

What are the three fastest way of communication?

1. Telephone

2. Television

3. Tell a woman

Won’t you wipe my tears tonight?

Won’t you help me spend this night?

If I tell you whats in my heart,

Won’t you really hug me tight?

Won’t you hold me if I fall?

Won’t you answer if I call?

If I tell you you’re my life,

Won’t you really care at all?

Won’t you help me pass the trials?

Won’t you cover miles after miles?

If I tell you the desperation of wanting you,

Won’t you turn my tears into smiles?

Won?t you feel my pain anymore?

Won?t you miss me like did before?

If I tell you you?re my soul,

Won?t you make the time restore?

Won?t you listen my heart?s cry?

Won?t you let my eyes dry?

If I tell you?re my only love,

Won?t you even love me just as reply?

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Boy Papa Mein Apni Girlfriend Ko Kia Doon ? ?

Papa Wo Dikhne Mein Kesi Hy ?

Boy Wonderful Beautiful Smart Cute Nazuk c Pari

Papa Mera Number De Do … =P 😉

kabhi 9 ka table ghour se parrha hy?

Table Of ‘9’

An Amazing Fact!

9×1=09, 0+9=9

9×2=18, 1+8=9

9×3=27, 2+7=9

9×4=36, 3+6=9

9×5=45, 4+5=9

9×6=54, 5+4=9

9×7=63, 6+3=9

9×8=72, 7+2=9

9×9=81, 8+1=9

9×10=90, 9+0=9

And

9×11=99 9+9=18, =1+8=9

9×12=108 1+0+8=9

9×13=117 1+1+7=9

9×14=126 1+2+6=9

And so on..

This is really a mystry!

There is some mystry in 99^

Think of 99 names of MALIK-E-KAYINAT and REHMAT-UL- ALAMIN.

SUBHAN ALLAH..

‘If I Had An Army

Like The 72 Soldiers Of

HUSSAIN (A.S),

I Would Have Won The

Freedom For India In

24 Hours …’

(Gandhi)

Love Is Not In Those

Cards N Gifts ..

It Is

…-Whn I Hold Ur Hand

While Crossing D Road

N I Choose To Face D

Oncoming Traffic

-Whn My Heart Regains

A Beat After Searching

For U In A Crowd

-Whn Just 1 Look Assures

Me That U Won’t Leaave Me

-Whn U Speak For Hours

For No Reason

-Whn U Pray Secretly

That I Shud Succeed In

Everything

Love Is In Every Small

Thing, V Do N V Inspire …

Shadi ki rat husbnd confuse hogya

k apni BV se kya bol0n..?

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Akhir wo bola..

Aap k ghar wal0n ko mal0m hy…

K aap yahan mere sath ho..??

dabii hu_ii hai mere labo.n me.n kahii.n pe vo aah bhii jo ab tak

na sholaa ban ke bha.Dak sakii hai na ashk-e-besuud ban ke nikalii

ghuTii hu_ii hai nafas kii had me.n jalaa diyaa jo jalaa sakii hai

na shamaa ban kar pighal sakii hai na aaj tak duud ban ke nikalii

diyaa hai beshak merii nazar ko vo paratau jo dard baKhshe

na mujh par Gaalib hii aa sakii hai na meraa masjuud ban ke nikalii

Arz hai…

Woh Humsafar thaa –

Magar uss say Humnawai naa thee,

Target 145 thaa –

Magar Abdur Rehman ki bowling samajh ai naa thee!! 🙂 :p

Flowers Die,

Stories End,

Songs Fade,

Memories R 4goten,

All Things Come To End,

But

Ye Kanwara Pan Toh

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Chipak Hi Gya Hai Yar 🙂

Tumhari har ek baat bewafai ki kahani hai, lekin teri har ek

sans meri zindagi ki nishani hai, tum aaj tak samaj nahi paye

mere es pyar ko, esliye mere ansoo b tumhary liye sirf pani

hain!!!

ab dil ki khalwaton main tum aa k kya karogy *hum aarzu k shamaein kab ki bhuja chuky

Bus Driver:

Kuri Ne Tenu Thapar Kiyoon Maraya?

Conductor:

Paani Wala Daba Kuri Di Seat Thalay C Mein Keya Bibi Zara Lattaan Chukna Mein Apna Pani Kadna Ay. .*

The Below Mentioned

Action Is Performed By

Highly Trained

Professionals . . .

So Pleas

…Don’t Try This At Least

At Home . . .

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S T U D Y . . . =P xD

Girls’ Attitude

Who says

Girls don’t like

ordinary, insignificant

…cheap things?

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We All Like BOYS

Don’t We ? =P =D

Man is a history-making creature who can neither repeat his past nor leave it behind.

dil se juda wo b nhi mai b nhi , dono insan hian khuda wo b nhi mai b nhi , ek dosre ko ilzam dete hain mgr andr jhankta wo b nhi mai b nhi, maslehat ne kr dia dono mein peda ikhtlaf, fitrt ka bura wo b nhi mai b nhi, alag rah pe dono ka safr jari hai , ek lamhe ko ruka wo b nhi mai b nhi, chahte boht dono hain mgr , ye haqeqat manta wo b nhi mai b nhi……

Ek Dakoo K Merney K Baad Us K Dakoo Betey

Ne Socha K Wo Koi Esa Kaam Krey K

Log Us K Baap Ka Naam Izzat Se Len.

Bohat Sochney K Baad Usney Ye Kya K Logon Ko Lootney K Saath Saath Un K Naak Ya Kaan Kaat Deta.

Kuch Hi Dinon Me Uski Basti K Log Kehne Lagey

‘Allah Bakhshey,

Is K Merhoom Walid Itney Shareef Thay K

Sirf Maal Loota Kertey Thay,

Iski Tarah Badmaash Nhi Thay’

Pichli Aur Mojuda Hakumat Ko Dekh Kr

Mujhe Pta Nhi Kyun

Ye Qissa Yaad Aagya?? =P 😉

Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai,

Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,

Kitne khade hai raho pe,

Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

‘Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Jhuki Hein Ab Meri Nazrein

Tumhe Jo Yaad Kerti Hein

Baharein Laut Lao Gey

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Woh Sari Teri Perchaiyan

Tasawar Ki Woh Tanhaiyan

Jo Aankhon Se Barasti Hein

Kaho Sab Chor Aao Gey

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Ye Arzan Hai Khazan Hum Per

Pholon Ka Hai Eeman Tum Per

Muhabat Tor Lao Gey

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Kyun nazrein teri piyasi hein

kaho kis ki matlashi hein

hakiqat ban ke aao gey

khawabon ko tor jao gey

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey’

‘Yaran-e-Jahan kehte hain kashmir hai jannat’

‘janat kisi kafir ko mili hai na mile gi’

A Wish of Happy Eid Celebrations,

Wrapped with Sincerity,

Tied with Care,

And

Sealed with Dua.

To Keep You and Your Family Blessed.

Advance Eid Mubarak!

Have you ever

wondered…

Which hurts the most

‘Saying something &

…Wishing you hadn’t

Or

Saying nothing &

Wishing you had… ?’

Boy:

You Wanna Know Something?

Gal:

What ??

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Boy:

Loving You Is The Second Best Thing I Ever Did !!

Gal:

Okay..:(…

Boy:

You Wanna Know The First?…

Gal: Sure….!!

Boy: Finding You….

usko fursat he nai waqat nikaly. Gul

aisay hotay hain bhlaa chanay walay Gul

yaad k dashat mai pherta hon

mai nangay pawon

dykh to sahe aa ka kabi

pawon k chaaly Gul

khoo gai subah ki umeed

or ab lagta hai

hum nai hoon gay k

jub hon gay ujaalay Gul

Hakim e waqat khnaa

mai knhaa aur adal knhaa

kinyoo naa khlkat ki

zubaan oe lagayen taalay Gul

woo jo eik shkas

mtaa e dil o jan tha

naa raha

Ab bhlaa kon meray darad shnmbhaaly Gul

For all of u freainds

Dhonda ‘Sakoon’ Ko Har Jagah Umer-e Rawan Tak Ya Rab….

Kahin Aur Na Mila ‘SAKOON’Tere Sajde K Siwa..

-=- Ultimate Truth -=-

I t s

v e r y

E a s y

…t o

D E F E A T

S o m e o n e

But

I t s

V e r y

H a r d

T o

W I N

S o m e o n e … ! ! !

‘Agar Dunya MEin Zyada

Kaam Kerny Se Qadar

Hoti, Tou

GADHA Sab Se Zyada

Izzat-dar Hota … ! 😉

…

Dedicated To All My

Hardworking Friends … =P

Only two things change the women mood 🙂

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‘ i love u ‘ :-*

&

‘discount 50%’ 😀

World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.

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3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching 🙂

Wo Pyar Ka Saboot Dikhaya

Kerta Tha

Aansoo Baha k Humei’n

Manaya Kerta Tha

…

Ye Zindagi Sirf Tum Se

Wabasta Hy

Aksar Ye Baat Humei’n

Bataya Kerta Tha

Us Ki Baato’nMein Kuch

Aisa Asar Tha

Main Barish k Bina Hi

Bheeg Jaya Kerta Tha

Soney Ki Fursat

Kisey Thi

Wo Humei’n Saari Raat

Jagaya Kerta Tha

Be-chaini Jab Hadh Se

Badh Jati Thi

Wo Jee Bhar k Galey

Lagaya Kerta Tha

Wo Itni Mohabbat Kerny

Wala Badal Gaya

Jo Har Baat Per Meri Qasm

Khaya Kerta Tha . . . !!

khudi ko kar garam itna

khudi ko kar garam itna

kai sardi anay say pahlay

kai sardi anay say pahlay

khuda banday say khud pochay

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bata teri razai kaha hai

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

I wanted to send you

all my love

but

the

postman

said

it

was

too big !!!!!

TehMatain TU Lagti Hain Roshni Ki Khuwish Main Ghar Se bhair Anay Ki Kuch Tu Saza Milti HAi LoOOG lOOoG hOTay Hain In kO kiya KHabar Janaaaa App K ieradoo Ki Khoobsurat Ankhoo Main *$*

LIBRA SUNAAR

Death scares the hell out of me. I do not want to die knowing that you will be crying over me

But if death means watching over you and being with you all-the-time, I might take my life just for you.

Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koie¦

Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi..

Ae ALLAH!

Yeh pyar hi hai,

Ya¦

**Faraz** ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!

Best Lines By A

L O V E R

‘She LAUGHS On

My DREAMS …

…

And

I Just DREAM For

Her LAUGH … ‘

Ho gai jism ki poshak badlney wali

par nahi roah ki khurak badlnay wali

apnay sar ka koi saaya b badlta hai bahla

Mari Darti nahi aflaak badlnay wali

kis ne louta hai tumhaian dy k muhabbat ka yaqeen

wo jo har pal main hai adraak badlnay wali

gumtay gumtay es par hi mukaml hon ga

apni fitrat hi nahi chaak badlnay wali

jis ka hiray se har ek aang bna ho shahzad

gul ki pati se hai kia khaak badlnay wali

Open Love

2012 easy load:

Dear customer you have recharged: Rs.100

The deduction of

VAT 25%

Zardari Tax 20%

BeNazir Barsi Tax 10%

Gillani Tax 5%

GST 17%

Flood Tax 5%

Bilawal Study Tax 6%

Bakhtawar Study+Jahez Tax

5%

Asfa ki Study+Jahez Tax 5%

New balance:Rs.2

Enjoy for miss calls

Expiry:24 Hrs:-)

Marnay K 3 AASAN TAREEQAY?

1. SIGRATE Piyo 10 Saal Pehlay Marro Ge

2. drink Kro 30 Saal Pehlay Marro Ge

3. SHADI KARLO JEETAY jee mar jao Ge…

Udas kyun kar rahy ho shaam ki tarha,

Wah wah,

Udas ky0n kar rahy ho sham ki tarha,

Aao,

Mithi Mithi ßatein Karein

Aam ki tarha;-)@

When V r Angry V Can

Change Decision But

Not Feelings

The Changed Decision

May Give Satisfaction

At That Time

But Later It Hurts Our

Feelings A Lot …

Math Magic*

ur cell’s number last two digit,

multiply by 2,plus 5,multiply 50,plus ur age,plus 365 then subtrct 615,

answrs is the ur age and ur cel number last digits.

Try,its magic

Mera Ye DIL Teri Hi Mohbt K Liye Hai,

Wah. Wah..

Mera Ye DiL Teri Hi Mohbt K Liye Hy,

Leken Yaad Rahe Ye 0ffer Mehdod Muddat K Liye hai!

shabnam ke katron mein kaise khiza ke rang jhalakte hain

phoolo ke chehro se kushboo ke moti bikharte hain

hawao ki rawani se aati hai sargam kar rimjhim

jab pani ke lehron se voh atkheliya karti aati hai

pairon ke kitaron mein phir thandak bansane aati hai

jab suraj se mil kar sham suneheri ho jati hai

kuch mausam sapne lagte hain kuch mausam apne lagte hain

par dost mile tum jaisa to sub mausam sache lagte hain

zindgi ki tanha lehron mein jo dosti ke moti pirote hain

voh phoolon ki traha dil ki rahon ko mehkate hain

””’dunia ki aag main jalna toh muqadder ban gaya hy

‘DOST’

””jise se kehte hain apna haal-e-dil wohi badnam karta hai

World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.

…

3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching 🙂

UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
Khali JAGA PE ‘U’ LAGAO AUR BAN JAO

ST _ PID

B _ DH _

BEWAK _ F

_ LL _

Dekha
Everything is incomplete without U

U tum Hi to ho;-)@

Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere…

Aajib Tera Style Hai…

Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi

Haathoo Main Mobile Hai

Shakspear said, “A Boy & a Girl can never b Friends forever.”

Lincoln said, “Friendship is the starting step 4 wat we call Love.”

Wrdswrth said, “Proposing a Boy or a Girl for Friendship is nothing but indirectly saying, I LIKE U.”

Jackie Chan said, “Love is a everlasting Friendship.”

Michael Jackson said,”If 1 can become ur Best Friend, then He or She can easily bcum ur Life Partner!

this is 4 all those guyz n girlz who say,”We r just friends yar”

Swimming pool me 6 choty bachon ne jump maari aur swimming pool ka saara pani ghayab

q??

q k new pamper ab pehle se b zyada jazb kry.:)

Itna Na Yaad Aaya Karo K Raat Bhar So Na Sakain,

JAn|x…

Dopehar 2 Baje Ankh Khulti Hai..

To ghar wale Naashta Nahi Dete… 😉

Unhey to fursat nahi milne ki humse,

Aur hamara waqt guzarta hai unki farirayad karke,

Agar aye wo meri maut pe,

To keh dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke.

*Love Story*

Ek din ek larke se uski girlfrnd ne pucha k hum dono me se zyada pyar kon krta hy Ek dosre se?

Larke ne jawab dia me tumhare lye apni har chez qurban kr skta hun

larki muskurai or kaha k kal jo sabse pehle apni sabse pyari chez samandr me phenkay ga wo sabse zyada pyar krta hoga

Next day

larki samandr k kinare pohnchi to dekha k larka pehle se hi waha mojood tha

larki ne pucha tumne kya phenka to wo bola

Tumhari Behen ko…;-)

GHAZAL

Kabhi Aansu Chupa Chupa K Roye,

Kabhi Daastan-e-Gham suna Suna K Roye,

Raat Katti Hai intzar-e-yaar Me,

Hum Raat Bhar Taaron Ko Jaga Jaga K Roye,

Phir Wo N Aaye Raat Ka Wada Kar K,

HUm Tamam Raat Shama Jala Jala K Roye,

Aaj Raat Un K Aane Ki Umeed thi Humen,

Wo N Aaye Hum Ghar Ko Saja Saja K Roye,

Suna Hai ‘WASI’

Dua Se Hoti Hai Murad Poori,

Hum Saari Raat Haath Utha Utha k Roye.

TRUSTING someone is never easy.

once its given to you,

take care of it..

bcoz once you’ve lost it

you’ll take a million of thorns to earn it back again.

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Here is my

GREETING 4 you.

Kindly open it….

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( HAPPY )

( EID )

|”’| |”’|

| |,/,| ISH YOU

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|”’|___|"”’|

| APPY

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(*EID MUBARAK*)

WISH YOU VERY HAPPY EID|———–|

| ‘–.__.–‘ |

|———–|

Here is my

GREETING 4 you.

Kindly open it….

$========$

( HAPPY )

( EID )

|”’| |”’|

| |,/,| ISH YOU

|___/____|

|”’|___|"”’|

| APPY

|___|”’|___|

(*EID MUBARAK*)

WISH YOU VERY HAPPY EID