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1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?
Sardar Ne socha socha,
bahot soocha Or bola
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Railway Station

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Written by wakeel on January 6, 2012 5:12 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)
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