Zindagii jiine ko dii jii main ne

zindagii jiine ko dii, jii mai.n ne

qismat me.n likhaa thaa pii to pii mai.n ne

mai.n na piitaa to teraa likhaa Galat ho jaataa

tere likhe ko nibhaayaa kyaa Khataa kii mai.n ne

My love for you grows more with

My love for you grows more with each passing day, The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away: Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness, Those luscious lips I love to kiss…

Happy kissing day aj kising dy hai

HAPPY kissing DAY

Aj kising Dy hai,

Jo b is tim ap k 7 betha hua hy uski zor ki kis lo

ap p kiss karna LAZIM h.

USKI KHATIR jse ap bht pyar krte ho.

EnjoY….

Cute arguement 1 bacha rotey hoe

Cute arguement!

1 Bacha Rotey hoe Apni Maa Se,

‘Papa Ne Mjhe Kiss Nai Kia’

Maa:

‘Beta aap Ne ABC Nahi Sunai Hogi?’

Beta:

‘To ap kon sa roz ABC sunati hain’

Jb ksi larky k hont larki sy

Jb ksi larky k hont ksi larki k hont sy touch hoty ha to

50 Kisam k Bacteria mar jate hain or dangi b esi my shamil ha.

Is liye apne Lover ko pakro & Start Kissing & Be Healthy

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Dr. Imran Hashmi (P.H.D Chummiology)

Statement of love the kiss 1

Statement of Love:

‘The Kiss’

1.

Kiss on the hand

I adore you

2.

Kiss on the cheek

I just want to be friends

3.

Kiss on the neck

I want you

4.

Kiss on the lips

I love you

5.

Kiss on the ears

I am just playing

6.

Kiss anywhere else

lets not get carried away

7.

Look in your eyes

kiss me

8.

Playing with your hair

I can’t live without you

9.

Hand on your waist

I love you to much to let you go

Boymay i kiss u girlno boy may

Boy:may I kiss u?

Girl:no

Boy: may I kiss u?

Girl: no

Boy: may I kiss u pls

Girl: kutty kminay me koi teachr hu jo ejazt mang rahy ho

Zbardsti nai kr sakty kya?

Aaj ka zalim sms boy to

Aaj ka zalim sms;-)

Boy to Girl: Kya main aap ka haath choom sakta hoon. . .

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Girl: Q, kmeeny mere lips pe zehr laga hai kia.!!

Best reply ever by a girl

Best Reply Ever By a Girl

When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfriend

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Karlo :p

Just do it :p

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,

not like nike just do it,

not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,

but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one

What is a kiss in view of

What is a kiss?

In view of

Geometry:

‘kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..

Economics:

‘kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!….

PHYSICS:

‘kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..

Computer:

‘like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!..

What is kiss kiss an upper preparation

What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetration, in fast acceleration that will build the next generation….

A sweet loving person like u

A sweet & loving person like u

needs no message….

,,0*0,,

JUST A

;;”_ _”;;

KISS!

;( * ):

__._ Muahh!

Lovers sitting in a park boy tries

Lovers sitting in a park,

boy tries to kiss the girl..

Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..

Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”

Do u knw da meaning of thanks

Do u knw da meaning of Thanks?

It means..

T-ten

H-hugs

A-and

N-nine

Ks-kisses

Dats y boys alwaz says Thanks to girls

And girls say..its my pleasure 😛 🙂

Will you love me in december as

Will you love me in December as you do in May, Will you love me in the good old fashioned way? When my hair has all turned gray, Will you kiss me then and say, That you love me in December as you do in May??…

There Are Tulips In My Garden

There Are Tulips In My Garden
There Are Tulips In The Park
But Nothing Is More Be Beautiful
Then Our Two Lips Meeting In The Dark

Responses of kiss american girl kiss

Responses oF KiSS;

American Girl:

Kiss Me Infront oF Everyone.

Indian Girl:

Lets Go In The Corner And Kiss Me.

Pakistani Girl:

Jaldi Karo,

LiGHT NA AAJAYE.

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I Wish I Was Ur Blanket

I Wish I Was Ur Blanket
I Wish I Was Ur Bed
I Wish I Was Ur Pillow Underneath Ur Head
I Wanna B Around U
I Wanna Hold U Tight
& B The Lucky Person Who Kisses U

Some times i forget u 2 say

Some times i forget u 2 say hi,

Some times i forget 2 reply,

Some time my sms doesnt reach u,

But it doesnt mean i forget u,

I m just giving u time to miss me

My heart is made 2 luv U,

My heart is made 2 luv U,
My heart is made 2 luv U,
My lips are made to kiss U,
My eyes r made 2 see U,
My hands r made 2 hold U,
Every part of me wants U,
Maybe bcoz I was made just 4 U!!!

Love u want a kiss i

love u Want A KISS

‘i love u……………

Want A KISS

Plz KISS Me

Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai

Foran Karo

Jaldi Karo Na

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U Know KISS

Means

K-Koi

I-Intresting

S-SMS

S-Send Karo

So

KISS Me!!’

What is a kiss in view of

What is a kiss?

In view of

Geometry:

‘kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..

Economics:

‘kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!….

PHYSICS:

‘kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..

Computer:

‘like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!..

A hug for you means i need

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I"m missing you….

What kisses mean kiss on handi adore

What kisses mean!

KISS ON HAND=i adore u,

KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,

KISS ON NECK=i want u,

KISS ON LIPS=i love u,

KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….

lets not get carried away!

Never kiss a lady police she will

Never KISS A Lady Police,

She Will Say, Hands Up.

Never KISS A Lady Doctor,

She Will Say, Next Please

Always KISS A Lady Teacher,

She Will Say, Repeat It 5 Time

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`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Never ask 4 a kiss just take

never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.

never give a hug, ask 4 it.

never ask do u luv me, first say i luv u.

never say i can"t live without u, say i live for u….

Ek dil mein jaga ker chala gaya

Ek dil mein jaga ker chala gaya,,

Kal phir woh meray sheher mein a kr chala gaya,,

Jisay dhoondta raha main logon ki bheer mein,,

Mujh say woh apna aap chupa ker chala gaya

A kiss blown

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted,
The only really kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

Hum tau yunhi gali me buscuit khaa

Hum tau yunhi gali me buscuit khaa rahe thay

Faraz,

Ek larki humain bacha samajh k pappi de gai..

(‘,’ )

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Alllad D D D D

ab to roz khaunga:)

Never kiss a police woman she will

never kiss a police woman

she will say stop and hands up

never kiss a lady doctor

she will say next plz

always kiss a teacher

she will say

GHALAT

DOBARA KARO:-)

Kuch iss tarah se hum tere nazdek

Kuch Iss Tarah Se Hum Tere Nazdek Aa Chuke

Khud KO Tere Wajood Ka Hissa Bana Chuke

AB To Hamare Dard KI Koi Dua Kero

Hum To Tumhe APna Mashia Bana Chuke

When u kiss a british girl she

when u kiss a British girl she says "kiss me softly"

when u kiss a American girl she says "kiss me hardly"

and

when u kiss a Pakistani girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na" (Don"t tell anybody)…

A peach is a peach plum plum

A peach is a peach. a plum is a plum. a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues. so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Mein us k honton ko choom kar

Mein Us k Honton Ko Choom Kar Sadiyon Ki Pyas Bhujana Chahta Tha …..!!

‘Naseer’

Magar Jab Chooma To Shayad Wo B Sadiyon Se Pyasi ti..

Yaaroo ak bat nooot kar loo

YAAROO AK BAT NOOOT KAR LOO

JAB BEE LARKEE SAY KISs KARWANAAY LAGOO.

TO

TO

US KEY HONT SAF KAR LEYA KAROO.

WARNA

PAKRAAY JAOOO GAY

French kiss kya hai french kiss

FRENCH KISS KYA HAI ?

French kiss ka matlb ye k larka pehle larki k honton se hont touch kre phir larki ka uper wala hont apne honto me daba k chuse phir larki me bhi hararat hojaegi phir larki larke ka uper wala hont apne honto me dba k chuse phir larka larki ka neche wala hont chuse phir larka larki k honto me zuban dega larki me hararat tez hojaegi aur larki apni zuban larke k honto me degi to larka larki ki gardan ki pichli side me hath rakh k uski zuban apne honto me leke chuse ga dono madhosh hoke hont alg krne ka nam nai lenge, ise kehte hain ‘french kiss’

A peach is plum kiss aint

a peach is a peach

a plum is a plum

a kiss ain’t a kiss without some tongue

… so open up your mouth

and close your eyes

and give your tongue some exercise…

Zamana bohat kharab hogaya hai

Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai. . .

Boy to Girl: Kia me aap ka haath choom sakta hoon. . . .

Girl: Kion, mere honton pe kaante lage hyn kia. . . ? ;->…

A girl fel down from 80th floor

A girl Fel Down from 80th floor,

A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her……,

will u Hug me….?

She replied.., ofcourse not…

he dropped her,

she was caught on 30th floor by another boy….,

He asked her, will u kiss me..?

no not at all, she replied

he dropped her too….

she prayed for last chance when a boy hold her on 5th floor.

she immediately said. ok i will hug u and kiss u…

The boy dropped her and saying.

ASTAGFIRULLAH….!

A sardar proposed a Girl

A sardar proposed a Girl with romantic mood, He said…. Kuta mar gaya razai main main pagal hoon teri jadai main Paani main machar ter nahi sakta sardar terey bin reh nahi sakta.

A naughty answer given by a girl

A Naughty answer given by a Girl when asked:

How you feel when someone gives You a Flying Kiss?

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Girl: ‘I feel boys are Lazy’ 😉 🙂 ..

People say a blessed kiss is on

People say

A blessed KISS is on HEAD

A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS

A passionate KISS is on LIPS

A romantic KISS is on NECK

But seriously

HOTTEST KISS is on

Iron

Try it:p

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Badla Jo Waqt Gheri Rafaqat Badal Gayi

Suraj Dhala To Saye ki Surat Badal Gayi

Ek Umar tak Mein Uski Zarorat Bana Raha

Phir Yun Hua k Uski Zarorat Badal Gayi

Now medical cience proved that in a

‘Now Medical $cience Proved That

In A LIP Ki$$

0.7Gm protein

0.45gm fat

0.19gm chemical

50 variety of bacteria will die.

Thi$ I$ True.

$o Catch Ur Lover & $tart

Ki$$ing & BE Healthy..

DR:imran ha$hmi(PHD KI$$iology..(86)

Loving you can only be compared to

loving you can only be compared to the sand of an ocean, missing you with the warmth of your skin, baby to me you mean the world, i can"t stand without ur thing, talk without ur lips!!!!So come and kiss me…

I Want To Stare Into Your Eyes

I Want To Stare Into Your Eyes And Never Look Away
I Want You To Hold Me In Your Arms And Tell Me It’s Okay
I Want To Kiss With A Passion That Only We Can Share
And When It All Falls Down I Want You To Be There