Aj sms ki mardam shumari hy

Aj SMS Ki MARDAM SHUMARI Hy.

Ager Aap MALE Hai To 6 funny SmS Karein

Ager FEMALE Hai To 3 SmS Karein

Aur Ager Khud Per SHAK Hai To SmS Na Karen…

SHUKRIYA.!

doston k ina jia nahi karty

$ Doston K ßina Jia Nahi Karty ,,

$ Ghum K Pialon Ko Pia Nahi Karty ,,

$ Kuch Nawab K ßachy Hai Dost Humare ,,

$ Jin Ko Msg Na Karo To

Wo ße Msg Kiya Nahi Karte

Tmam sbooton or gwahon k byanat ki

Tmam

sbooton

or

gwahon

k

byanat

ki

roshni

me

ye

adalat

dafa

334

tazirat

e

pakistan

k

teht

apko

sms

na

bhejne

k

jurm

me ‘ KANJOOS ‘

qarar

deti hai.

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira

Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla ke bola

MERE ROTI NAHE PAKANA!

Fizaon k badlne ka intzar na kia

‘Fizaon k badlne ka intzar na kia kro’..

‘Andiyo k rukne ka intzar na kia kro’..

‘Mobile uthao or muje SmS bejo’..

‘Hr wqt mre hi SmS ka intzar na kia kro’

Purana loha becho teen dabba tute

Purana Loha becho.

Teen dabba becho.

Tute fute saman becho.

Plastic ke dibbe becho.

Raddi akhbar becho.

Un paiso se

Balance dalva k 2-4

sms bhejo..

1 bazurg frmaty hen k men nay

1 bazurg frmaty hen k Men nay 3 logo sy zyada bakheel kisi ko nhi paaya

1. wo shakhs jo puraana kaprra pehnay jab k os k paas naya kaprra ho

2.wo shakhs jis k paas khhana ho or phir b km khhaye.phir chup ho gay, yahaan tk k aankhhun mn aansu aa gay,

kc ny pocha 3sra kia hy ?

Wo buzurg ronay lgay. hichkian nikal gaen.or behosh ho gay. phir kaafi dair k baad farmaya

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.

3sra wo js k paas balance ho or wo phir b msg na kray.

Un k dil men mohabat itni thi

Un K Dil Men Mohabat Itni Thi Hamare Lye

Faraz

Wo Msg Bhi Karte Hen

To Doctor Ki Hdayat K Mutabiq.

1 Msg’

‘Subah

1 Msg’

‘Sham Ko.

Or

1 sms Rat ko.

Aapki yaad men ek shair arz kiya

Aapki yaad men ek shair arz kiya hai…

Aj hai mangal,kal tha peer…

Wah wah…

Aj hai mangal,kal tha peer…

Kabhe kabhe tou sms bheja kar ‘FÄQEER’ 🙂

gaiya SMS# 305154

(_),,~.____

‘;/’ :. : :.)’,

!,!,!”^!,!,!’ Gaiya bhej raha hu roj 10 kg Dudh dene wali. Dudh bech Ke balance daal lena aur roj SMS karna!!

Khud ko kar kanjos itna k

KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!

K HAR SMS BHEJNY SE PHLY,,,

SERVICE SENTER WALY CALL KAR

K POCHIN….

R U SURA?????

U REALY WANT TO SEND THIS

SMS…..??

HAERT-HEAKER BOY

Xcuse me whts ur

Xcuse Me!

(‘.)

/((/ !

Wht’s ur Mobile Number?

Mene RE-CHECK krna hai.

Bcoz I Feel

kuch masla hai,

Kyun K,

Msg janda te hy,

Andi vari mout pendi ae..?

Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna ke har

Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna

Ke Har Sms Bhejne Se Pehle

Service Center Waley Call Kar K Pochhein

Aaj Sms Kar Rahey Ho

Khariyat Tu Hy..??

Kanjoos 8th floor se neeche gira

KanJoos 8th fLoor se neeche gira,

Girte huwe kitchen ki window k pas pohancha to apni BV ko dekh kar chiLLaya:

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.

.

Farzanaaaaa

meri ROTI na

Pakanaaaaaaa.

Sheikh ghalti sy1din5 rupy ka sika kha

Sheikh Ghalti sy1Din5 Rupy ka sika kha gya,

Roz Bathroom ja kr Zor lgata pr sika na Nikla.

Kafi Din ki koshish k baad 1 Din sika nikal gia.

sheikh bohot khush tha.

BV: aaj aap bahot khush hain?

Sheikh: Han Kafi arsy sy 1 payment phansi hui thi Aaj mili hay.

Andhe k hath mein torch behray

Andhe k hath mein TORCH

Behray k hath mein RADIO

Gongay k hath me MIKE

Or

Kanjoos k hath mein MOBILE

KYA ZAMANA AA GAYA HAI.

Muskrao nahi mahsos karo…!!!

1glass pani lo us me neem k

1Glass Pani Lo

us Me Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo

2Ghante K Liye Rakh Do

Phir Dus Min. Garam Kar K Thanda Karne K Bad Pi Lo

Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jayenge.Fir sms krna

Ay mister apun tere sath sms ka

Ay-Mister

Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Krne Ka Hy

Bole T0

CHAPTER CLOSE

Agr Compromise Krne Ka Hy To

4-5 peti Sms ki Bhej Daal

Warna khalas.

Dekho ab shrmane ki zrurat nahi

Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nahi,

Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki,

Sab K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro

K tum Mujh Se!

Tum Mujh Se!

Tum Mujhse!

Zyada

Kanjoos Ho.;-

Bry bewfa ho aap

(‘.’)Bry bewfa ho

/) )/ aap

_/ /_

(‘.’)

/) (Msg q nhi

_//_ krty

Pta hy ktna ghusa ata hy

(‘.’)

o—( )—o

_/ /_itnaa

Qk hm apsy

itna (‘.’) Pyar

o——-) (——-o

Bhi to _/ /_karte

Hain.

Agr pizza 20 ka chicken 15

Agr

Pizza 20 ka

Chicken 15 ka

Burger 5 ka

Pepsi 3 ki

Samosa 1 ka

Ho bhi jaye

To

Ap Phr B Kch Kha Nhi Sakty

Q K Ap ko to 25 paisy ka sMs Krty mout ati hy.

mere aziz dosto

(,’)/

(! ! ‘.Mere Aziz~.!!. Dosto,’

*

*

*

*

*

* (‘.’)

_/| |_ ‘|’

[]””/’/””[]

Main Wella Betha wa Minu Msg karo…!

Jo moaziz dost sms send krny ki

Jo Moaziz Dost Sms Send Krny Ki Zehmat Nai Krty Un Sy Guzarish Hy K Anqarib Unka Nmber Delet Krdia Jayega Q K Contact List Mere Lund Sy B Bari Ho Gae Hy

Apki yaaaaaaad main 1 shair arz hai

Apki yaaaaaaad main 1 shair arz hai…

itwarrrr,k bad ata hai peeeeer.

Wah wah

itwarrrr,k bad ata hai peeeeer…

Ab tö sms bhejo.2011 kay

* FAQEEER*:-)

Neem k 4 patte lo 2 ko

Neem k 4 patte lo

2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur

2 ki chatni banao

Phr

chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo

Inshahallah

Kanjoosi

K sare jaraseem mar jayenge.

Tusi vi ajeeb oo dil dey

Tusi

vi

ajeeb

oO…

Dil

dey

baray

qareeb

oO…

Sms

da

kadi

jwab

nai

ditta.,.

Lagda

ay

boty

ei

ghreeb

oO,.,..

Adaab arz hai lagta mosam kafi

Adaab Arz hai

LAgta hai Mosam kafi

sard hai

Per Dosto ko $m$ kerny

m kya harj hai

Ap ko $m$ bhejna mera

fraz hai

Q K ap ka Number mery

Mobile m darj hai

Ye $m$ type kerty kerty

meri ungliyon m dard hai

Jan lo Ay Dost mera ye

$m$ ap per Qarz hai

Es Qarz ko kitny $m$ ker

k Chukana hai ye Sochna

Ab Apka Fraz hai…

Ghareeb samjh kr humen doston ny

Ghareeb Samjh Kr Humen Doston ny

Sms Karna

chor Dia

‘FARAZ’

Kya Ghareebon K Mobile Main Inbox Nahi Hota

(‘.’)

/) )Wadi Gaalh

/ / Aa Yaar…

Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi

Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi

Duniya me kon hai Jo pareshan nahi

Jab reply kroge tabi hum aur sms bhejeinge

Warna

humari bhi koi sMs ki dukan nahi,

Peer baba arz karty hain dil

Peer BaBa

Arz Karty hain

Dil hai sacha

Our Damaag hai kaccha

Wah Wah

Dil hai sacha

Our Damaag hai kaccha

Tery Msgs nahi aa rahy

Kya Baat hai Baccha….

1 billi sheikh k ghar say roti

1 billi 1 sheikh k ghar say roti hui nikli..
Kisi nay billi se ronay ki wajah pochi,
Billi ne jawab diya ‘ik’ ty menu marya utton mera chovva v kho laya.

Ek hum hain jo msg mein apna

Ek

Hum

hain

Jo

Msg

Mein

Apna

.

.++._.++.

‘-._Dil _.-‘

‘+’

Bhejtey hain

Or

Ek

Aap

Hain

Jo

Dil rakhnay k lye bhi

Msg nhi bhejtey

Kuch to socho kiya ye??

Gham me b maza ata hai

Gham me b maza ata hai

Gharibo k ghar b khuda Ata hai

HUM to Apko roz yad karte hain

Ek apka SMS hai jo WORLD CUP ki tarah 4 saal k bad Aata hai..!

Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi

Jo Pyar Na Samjhe Wo Insan Nahi,

Duniya Me Kon Hai Jo Pareshan Nahi,

Jab Reply Kroge Tabi Hum Or SMS Bhejengy,

Warna Humari Bhi Koi SMS Ki Dukan Nahi,

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia aur kaha k asa koi or kr k dikhae

Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia

Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?

Admi mai memon hun.

Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai

Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai,

Lekin dil ghabrata hai

Kyon k balance jata hai

Lekin asal maza to tab ata hai,

Jab kanjoos logon se

Sms ka jawab ata hai…!

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila

kion??

sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!:-D

Kadi apni unglan nu hala lya kro

Kadi apni unglan nu hala lya kro

Mobile te sada v number mila lya kro,

Lokan nu te hass hass k $m$ karday o,

Kadi sade li v package krwa lia kro..

Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos

Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos girl.

GIRL- jab dad so jayenge to main gali mein sikka phenkon gi, awaz sun ker foran andar aa jana.

Lekin boy sikka phenkny k 1 ghante bad aya.

GIRL- itni der kyon laga di..?

BOY- wo main sikka dhond raha tha.

GIRL- pagal wo dhaaga bandh k phenka tha, wapis khich liya tha.

Dil k dard ko zubaan par laate

Dil k dard ko zubaan par laate nahi,

hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,

Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyon na ho,

hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Barish k bd suraj ata hai

BArish k bäd suraj ata hai

raät k bad din ata hai,

hansi k bad ghum ata hai,

par Ek ap ka SMS hai jo world Cup ki tarah 4 saal bhad aata hai.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Ai khuda aaj barsaat ho jayekam se

Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi

karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.

Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!

Waise to bare aziz ho tum

Waise to

bare aziz ho

‘ TUM ‘,

Mgr na jane

kiya cheez ho

‘ TUM ‘.

Na koi phone

Na koi sms.

Aur nakhre

aise karte ho jaise,

‘NAWAZ SHAREF ‘ ho ‘ TUM…

Apki yad main 1 shair arz hai

Apki Yad Main 1 Shair Arz Hai

Itwar K Bad Ata Hai Peer

Wah wah

Itwar K Bad Ata Hai Peer

Kbi TO SMS Bhej Diya KrO 2011 K

*FAQEEEEEEEER..

o o SMS# 353097

,()..(),

(o o ) ‘ —-;’;.

(..) ‘/ , , /

/,// /,//,!,

Ja.. Oe

KHOTAYA

ja..

Jinny minu aj msg ni kita…

Onuu,

2 kiss ker k aa.

Titanic k sath sheikh bhi doob raha

Titanic K Sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha,

dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Sheikh: Shukar Hai Main ne Return Ticket Nahi khareeda! !

Haseen ho aap bure hm b nhi

Haseen ho aap bure hm b nhi,

Ghar me ho aap road pe hm b nhi,

Aj kal sms bi nahen krtey ho

Kaan khol kr sun lo,?

Busy ho aap

To

Vele? hum b nahi.

chandd lamho ki zindagi hai

( Chandd lamho ki zindagi hai )

( Nafrato se jiya nahi karte )

{ Dushamano ki kya shikayat kare }

{ Ab to dost bhi SMS kiya nahi krte}

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.

mann main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.

najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms

is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

Ja meri missile ja jo log mujhe

ja meri missile ja, jo log mujhe sms nahi karte,unke dimagh me ghus ja or phat ja!

Aray wapis kyun aya? Acha uske pas dimagh hi nahi hai.

Dil ka rishta hai hamara ke kone

Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,

Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,

Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,

SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara.

Mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai

mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,

bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai

or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka

arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai

O00oo00o o

=o00o===o00o=

/ / ,***. / /

‘( o o ) /

‘) (–) /

Oye Hello..!

Ye Harktein Choro,

Chalo Shabash. . .

Neeche utro aur mujhy SMS Karo.!!

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Yr ap jo koi b ho plz

Yr ap jo koi b ho plz 20 ka balnc dalwa do me is time bath room me ho

or ghr my koi b ni hy upr walon ko fone kr k khna hy k motor chala do

pani khatm ho gaya hy.

Mera yaqen karo fre ho k hath dho k ap ka blnc lota donga.

Plz mazak mt samjhna.

aik shks ne isko mazak smjha to usko 3 din tk qabz ho gaee thi.

Dekho mausm kitna suhana he thandi

Dekho mausm kitna suhana he.

Thandi thandi fizao ka ana jana hai.

Kuch sms kar liya karo mere dost

Is balnce se kya shadi ka card chapwana hy.

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se

‘Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se

tum shikari nahin ban jao gey

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.

.

Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se

tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!

Arz kia hai yun na kisi ke

~Arz kia hai

Yun na kisi ke dil say khailo,

~Wha wha wha

~Yun na kisi ke dil say khailo,

~jab sms hi nahi karna hai tou PHONE Baich ke RADIO he le lo

Raat ho to m jalta ha

Raat ho to ‘MÖÖÑ’ Jalta ha

Garmiyon mein ‘JÜÑÉ jalta ha

Pyar ho jaye to ‘DIL’ jalta ha

0r

?

?

Aap jesa kanjoos SmS na kare to ‘KHÖÖÑ’

Jalta hy

Sitam dhane ki bhi had hoti haikisi

Sitam dhane ki bhi had hoti hai.Kisi ko satane ki bhi had hoti hai.Ek SMS karne ki himmat to kar zalim.Free ke sms padne ki bhi had hoti hai..

Agar koyi achha sa msg hai to

Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg. Hai To Use Jaldi Se

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.

.

.

Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do

Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaaye..!!!

1 sheikh hr saal ghr k liye

1 sheikh hr saal ghr k liye sirf 1 kg ghee khridta.

Subh nashte mein sub ko ghee waly daby pr roti pher kr di jati.

Sheikh daby ko almari mein lock rkhta.

1 din sheikh nashte pr late phncha tu dekha k bachey almari pr roti pher kr kha rhy hain.

Sheikh cheekh kr bola.

‘KANJRO KADI RUKHI V KHA LAYA KRO’

Hmain to sms ne loota call me

Hmain

to

‘SMS’

ne

Loota…

‘CALL’

me

kahan

dam

tha…

Mere’SMS’

wahan

pohnchy…

jin ghareebon k pas

‘BALANCE’

kam tha..

Ek waqt tha tumhare msgs aise aate

Ek waqt tha tumhare msgs aise aate thay

Jese kisi ne tumhare sar pe pistol Rakhi hwi ha

or tum se msgs karwa rha ha

Mgar ab lgta he

Goli mardi 😀

Na jany kis tabiyat k hain mery

…Na jany kis tabiyat k hain mery dost..

~….Bhai….~

..Jb tk bisti na karo sms he ni krty..

|'(‘,’)

| ‘..(| /|. Karan fair? 😉

Taxi wala sir sorry mai

Taxi Wala : Sir Sorry

Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha

Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent) Lu?

Sheikh : Oyye Praji

Koi Gal Nhi

Mei B Apna Batva ghar Bhool Gaya Hun

Bhol gae ya bhulana chate ho

Bhol Gae Ya Bhulana Chate Ho

Door Kar Dia Ya Jana Chate Ho

Aazma Lia Ya Aazmana Chate Ho

Ek Msg To Kardo kanjooso

Ya Paisy Bacha kr Bakra Lena Chahty Ho..?

Kia aap k mobile ko qabz ki

Kia aap k mobile

ko Qabz ki

shikayat hai

Jo SmS nhi

nikal rha

2 tablet easy

load ki khila do

Qabz toot jaye gi

aur SmS nikalny

shoro ho jain

gay :))

Toba toba aata ghee shakkar

‘Toba Toba’

Aata

.

Ghee

.

Shakkar

.

Chawal

.

Bijli

.

oil

.

.

K baad

Pakistan me SMS ka BOHRAAN

Log SMS b nai karty!

itni ghurbat.