Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi

‘Jo Pyar Na Samjhe Wo Insan Nahi,

Duniya Me Kon Hai Jo Pareshan Nahi,

Jab Reply Kroge Tabi Hum Or SMS Bhejengy,

Warna Humari Bhi Koi SMS Ki Dukan Nahi,’

Khud ko kr kanjos itnak hr sms

Khud ko kr kanjos itna
K hr sms bhejny sy pehly

Service center waly call kr k pochen

R u sure.?
U realy want 2 send this sms?@

Hello kia haal hai ho raha

Hello

Kia Haal Hai?

Kia Ho Raha Hai?

Aap Kahan Rehte Ho?

Kitne Rooms Hain?

Shadi hui?

Kitnay bache hen?

Ghar Men T.V Hai?

Kon Se Channels Aate Hain?

Table Hai?

Chair Bhi Hogi

Janwer Paalte Ho?

Billi Hai?

Music Sunte Ho?

Phir Audio System Bhi Hoga

Nalka Hai?

Pani Aata Hai?

Fridge Hai?

Fan Hai Ya A.C?

Phone Hai?

Wire Less Hai Ya P.T.C.L ?

Mobile Hai?

Nokia Hai Ya Koi Aur?

Sim Hai?

Balance Bhi Hoga?

To SMS Kion Nahi Karte? kanjoos..!

Hello kia haal hai ho

Hello!

Kia Haal Hai ?

Kia Ho Raha Hai ?

Aap KahaN Rehte Ho ?

KitNe RoomS HaiN ?

Ghar MeN T.V Hai ?

KoN Se ChaNNelS Aate HaN ?

Table Hai ?

Chair Bhi Hogi

JaNwer Paalte Ho ?

Billi Hai ?

Music Sunte Ho ?

Phir Audio System Bhi Hoga

Nalka Hai ?

Pani Aata Hai ?

Fridge Hai ?

Fan Hai Ya A.C ?

Phone Hai ?

Wire Less Hai ?

Mobile Hai ?

Nokia Hai Ya Koi Aur ?

Sim Hai ?

Balance Bhi Hoga ?

To SMS q Nahi Karte KANJOOS….?

Sms rates 1997 rs5 1999 rs4

‘sMs rates’

1997! Rs.5

1999! Rs.4

2001! Rs.3

2003! Rs.2

2005! Rs.1

2007! Rs.0.5

2010! FREE

Ap sms kab kro gy, Jab sms karnay sy paisay milengay?

Dil chahata hy ap ko bohat piyr

Dil Chahata Hy AP KO Bohat Piyr Doon.

dosti K Naam Pr Ye Zindgi Waar Doon.

Lekin JaB AP KA SMS Nhi Milta?

To Dil Krta He K AP ki Ankhon Me LAAL Mirche Daldon:-)

Kya lekar aye thay kya jaoge

Kya lekar aye thay?

kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge, itne paise bacha kar kya.. MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.

Kanjus ki love story with kanjus

Kanjus ki Love story with kanjus girl,

Larki:

jab sub so jaian gay to me gali me sikka phenkon gi tum foran andar ajana,

Lekin Larka sikka phenkne k ek ghantay baad aya,

Larki:

Itni late Q?

Larka:

Main sikka dhond raha tha,

Larki:

Pagal Wo to Mene Dhaaga Baandh K Phenka Tha…

Ye naya injection khaas un

Ye Naya Injection

—(‘_’_’_’_’_’]==()

Khaas Un K Liye Jo MSG Nhi Karte Isko Lagate Hi Sari KANJUSI Door Ho Jati Hai Jab Asar Karne Lage To Reply Kar Dena

Kya halat ho gayi he jamane ke

Kya halat ho gayi he jamane ke..

Sabko adat he pese bachane ke..

SMS company walo ne free kar diya he sms..

Phir bhi Tumahri adat nahi gayi Chilar Bachane Ke..

7 0 i i apka

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(_0___=—–/

_I __I_

apka SMS laane k liye apna pvt. helicopter Bhej Raha Hu

Ab to KANJUSI chod do

plz

Arz kia hai yun na kisi ke

‘~Arz kia hai

Yun na kisi ke dil say khailo,

~Wha wha wha

~Yun na kisi ke dil say khailo,

~jab sms hi nahi karna hai tou PHONE Baich ke RADIO he le lo’

Halki sardi ka zamana hai musam

‘HALKI SARDI ka

Zamana hai’

‘Musam Bhi

Suhana hai

‘Ek 2 Pyare

SMS

to kr do

kanjoso

‘Kya Balance ko 2012 Tk

Chlana ha.

sms policeooo hum aapko arrest

,-¡”””””””¡ /–(SMS Police)”’O”””’O’O”’

Hum aapko arrest karne aae hain. Apki complain hai k aap Doston ko koi SMS nahi karte

Kanjos mujrm:

Sitam sehne ki had hoti hai

Sitam sehne ki had hoti hai,

pas na ane ki roth jane ki hadh hoti hai..

Ek SMS to kar de Zalim,

Paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se

tum shikari nahin ban jao gey

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Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se

tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!

Aj sms ki mardam shumari hy

Aj SMS Ki MARDAM SHUMARI Hy.

Ager Aap MALE Hai To 6 funny SmS Karein

Ager FEMALE Hai To 3 SmS Karein

Aur Ager Khud Per SHAK Hai To SmS Na Karen…

SHUKRIYA.!

Me ye nahi kehta k meri kher

Me Ye Nahi Kehta K Meri Kher Khabr Pucho.

Magr

NAALAIKO..!

TUM LOG KHUD ZINDA HO.

Ye Btanay K Liey To Ek Do SMS Bhej Diya Kro :-

0 ye lo qenchi logon

/

/ 0 0

Ye lo Qenchi

Logon ki Jaib

kato

or

sms k Liye

Pesy Jama

kro

Kanjoosi ki b

koi had hoti he:

Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagam msg

Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagam msg pdnewalo ko mera salam.Tea pepsi pinewalo kbhi pani b piya kro,fokat k msg pdnewalo kbhi msg b kiya kro.

1 glass pani lo us me neem

1 Glass Pani Lo

Us Me Neem K ped K fool Dalo,

2 hrs K Liye Rakh Do,

fir 10Min Garm Karo Thanda Karne K Baad P Lo

Kanjusi K sab Keede Mar Jayenge.

Fir sms kar

Kash tum bakri hote hum tume ghas

kash tum BAKRI hote,

hum tume GHAS khilate or pyar se tumare SING

hilate or puchte msg bhejne me

kanjus kon tu ya main?

to tum pyar

se bolte MAI..MAI..MAI

Tum muje sms bhejo ya na tumhare

Tum Muje SMS Bhejo Ya Na Bhejo Tumhare Na Bhejne Ka Koi Gam Nhi Khushi Is Baat Ki Hai Ki Tumhari Ye Ada Kisi MARVADI Se Kam Nhi………!!!

Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya

Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya.

Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao.

Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit to nahe gir rahay hain?”

Congrats u have been awarded an mba

CONGRATS’ U have been awarded an M.B.A degree

For not Smsing me.

MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’

Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.

SMS# 362188

(‘.’) . – – .

/ _.’ ‘.

_/ _ ‘,

Mootran tuwady Mobile Utty

Pura din guzar gya koi Message nahi keeta.

Memom boss 2 workertumne is saal

Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal

Mehnat se kam kai,

Islie 5000 ka Bonus

Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga…….;-)

Salam arz hai jawab qarz dena

Salam ARZ Hai

Jawab Qarz Hai

Dena Farz Hai

Na Dena Marz Hai

Na Koi Gharz Hai

Bas Itna Arz Hai

Agar sms parna pasand hai

To sms bhejna b FARZ hai.

1 jiss ko allah dua ki taofeeq

1*

Jiss ko ALLAH dua ki taofeeq dy o kbi qaboliat se mehroon nhi reh sakta!

2*

Jis ko ALLAH toba ki taofeeq dy o kbi mghfirat se merom nhi re skta!

(SA)

Gham me b maza ata he gharibon

Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,

Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,

hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,

Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai

Kon ho tm or q sms

‘Kon ho tm?

Or

Q SMS krte ho?

Kisne dya tmko mera number?

‘Shut up’ ‘Stupid’ Ab SMs nA krna

Mene kbi aisa kaha kya?

Nhi na! To phr SMS Q nhi krte.

Lagta hy mri dosti ka tm ko

Lagta hy mri dosti ka tm ko ehsas nähi

Ati hogi meri yaad mgr kuch khas nähi

Is dil ki tasali k lye zruri nähi TAJ MAHAL

Kya 1 acha sa SMS b äp k PasS nähi.?

Wo dost umer bhar ka saath kiya

Wo Dost Umer bhar ka saath kiya dy ga,

Jis ne PAckage hote howe bhi sms krna chor diya..

(‘,’)/

/)) choro yar . . .

_//_Dil torr diya. . .

Sms karne k fayde 1 mobil ko

SMS karne k fayde

1-Mobil ko zang nahi lagta.

2-Timpas hojata hai.

3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.

4-Contact bana rahega.

5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

ary o babua hum tum

(‘.’) Ary o babua

/)'( hum tum ko

_/’/_ roj sms krtay hain par

pr tum ho k hmry msgwa ka kono jawab hi nai daty,

ab ka hum hi msgwa krte rahain kaa

chalbo ab hum eyyan beth k tumry msgwa ka intijar karte hyn

(‘.’)

_/)'(_

chalbo yar bhaijbo

ab ka kono aplikesn deni pade gi kaa…

3 jaga mot nahi aati 1

3 jaga mot nahi aati. . . . . . . . .

1- Jannat me . . . .

2- jahannum me . . . .Or. . . .

3- Mare numbr pa msg karne se …;-) try kr k dekh lo..

Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko mad e nazar

Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko

Mad-e-nazar rakhtay huey

ye Adalat

dafa 420 k tahet

$m$ Parhnay walay ko

$m$ na bhejnay k jurm main

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“KANJOOS” Qarar deti Hay.!

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms

Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae……

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

Aik kanjoos k ghar ko aag lag

Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka.

Kion?

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?

?

?

KION K WO SARI RAAT FIREBRIGAD KO ‘MISS CALL’ MARTA RAHA.

Na moh na maya hai aalas tumhi

Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo; Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya hai

kanjusi award mubark

( kanjusi )

Award/

)__(

Mubark Ho

sMs Na karne Pr

Apko Award Of

‘Kanjusi’2011 Diya

Jata Hai ..

Thanks Ki Koi Baat

Nhi Ye Aapka

‘Haq’ Tha …

Dabbey main dabba cake kuss

Dabbey Main Dabba

Dabbey Main Cake.

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KUsS KaY dhakan

SMS t0 Bhej . . ;

Saare gawah aur bayano k madde nazar

saare gawah aur bayano k madde nazar rakhte hue penal court ki dhara 420 k tahat msg pad rahe mujrim ko msg na bhejne k jurm me KANJOOS karar diya jata he !

SMS# 304907



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‘ ‘

‘,, ‘

;





, ‘

,,, ,

(‘,’)/’

_ll_

Agar

SmS nhi ker sakte tu

Mobile bech k

Gubara

Khreed lo*…

Girlko sms karo to wo karti

Girl:ko sms karo to wo sms karti ha.

Boy:ko sms karo to wo phone karta ha.

Khusray:ko sms karo to wo kuch nai karta.

Abi pata chal jay ga k tum kon ho..

Behbood e abadi wale aaye the wo kehty

Behbood-e-Abadi

Wale aaye the,

Wo ‘kehty’ hain jo ziyada sms karay ga,

Us ki gaand pe chaabi wala ‘Teeka’ laga kar us k sms band kar den gay,

or

Aap k kaafi dino se koi ‘sms’ nahin aaya,

kahin Aap ki Gaand pe ‘Teeka’ to nahi laga diya gaya???

Banday kol mobile v howy balance

Banday kol mobile v howy,

Balance v howy

sada number v howy

tay banda faregh v howy

wat v banda sanoo msg na kare,

Arman ta lagday afsos ta lagday…?

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Memon ka 1 rupiya chhatt se gir

Memon ka 1 rupiya chhatt se gir gaya,

Memon full speed mein neechay pohancha to rupiya nahi mila,

,

Kyun,

,

Q ke,

Memon rupiye se pehley, pohanch giya tha 🙂

Inteha ho gyi inzar ki aayi na

INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI

AAYI NA SMS KI RING MERE YAAR KI

YE HME HAI YAKIN

KANJUS WO TO NAHI

FIR WAZA KAYA HUA

INTEZAR KI?

Dilse roye mgr honton se mskura bethe

DiLse roye mgr honton se mskura bethe,

Yunhi hum kisi se DiL Laga bethey

Wo hum ko 1 sMs B nahi karte,

Jis k liye ham unlimited SmS package karwa bethey

Phulo me gulab acha lagta he neend

Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..

Neend me khwab accha lagta he..

Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,

Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!

Dear kanjoos customer u have subscribed

Dear Kanjoos Customer

U have Subscribed Kanjoosi Packge.

Successfully U can Enjoy saving of msgs.

your Subscrption Kanjoosi is valid

untill Allah give U taufeeq to send me sms.

Thanks for using kanjoosi packge.

Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai

Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai,

kisiko satane ki bhi had hoti hai,

sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab,

mufat ke sms padhne ki bhi had hoti hai.

ll SMS# 318652

__,Δ___

/____,_/  .;’;’;.,

,l__[]__l__! ,,)(,,

Its My House

Gift 4u

Agar Chaho Sale Kr K Balnc Dlwa Lo

Main Road P Reh Lon GA

Magar ApK SMS K bina Nai

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

In me se koi 1 chez select

In me se koi 1 chez select karo

1.Hthora

2.pathar

3.Gun

4.Pipe

5.Tube

6.Mike

7.Raad

8.Danda

Or

apne sar pe zor se maro.

Kanjoso kuch to sharm krlya kro.

dekh boss apun tere sath sms ka

-Dekh BosS-

Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Krne Ka Hy

Bole T0

CHAPTER CLOSE

Agr Compromise Krne Ka Hy To

4-5 peti Sms ki Bhej Daal

Warna KhaLas.!….

or kanjusi

_/

(‘)/

-(_)-

/(_)

_/

(‘)/

-(_)-

/(_)

_/

(‘)/

-(_)-

/(_)

Or kanjusi kro

Or sms na kro

Dekha Inbox me keere pr gae na.

Extreme of fashion dhoti with zip

Extreme of Fashion?

* Dhoti with Zip.

Extreme of Secrecy?

* Blank Visiting Card.

Extreme of Stupidity?

* Looking through keyhole of a glass door.

Extreme of Kanjusi?

* A person after accident lying on the road giving miscalls to Edhi.

Extreme of Lie?

* An African taking bath & singing ‘Pani men jaley mera gora badan’.

Extreme of Injustice?

* If you enjoy the SMS and not fwd it to your friends..!!

Tumhari kanjoosi dil ko bah gai

Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah

Gai,

Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader

Aa Gai

Sochaab Tum Ko Message Na Karon,

Magar

Ye Kambakht Dosti Teri Yaad aa Gai,

ap k SMS# 368636

|(”,)

| ‘..(| ||.

Ap k

Sms nahi arahe ?

kaheen

Mobile ko

Dengi bukhar to nahi hogya..;-)

Xcuse me

Xcuse Me!

(‘.)

/(( / !

Wht’s Your Mobile Number?

I Want To RE-CHECK.

Becoz I Feel

There’s Some Error,

Q K

Msg Jaanda Tay Hai

Aanda kyon nayin?

Funny jis tarah 1 machar ko marne

funny:

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se

tum shikari nahin ban jao gey

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Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se

tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!

Honto pr apke pyari sismilehy hum ne

Honto pr apke pyari si’SMILE’hy

hum ne suna hy apke pas bhi’MOBILE’hy

jis me sms ki aik moti si’FILE’hy

mgr ap sms nhi krte ye kanjosi hy ya apka ‘STYLE’ ha¡

Gham men jenay ka maza aata he

Gham men jenay ka maza aata he,

Hame dosto ko sms karny men maza aata he.

Hum barish ki tarah SMS karte hain,

Aik aap ka SMS sarkaari pani ki tarah aata he.

1 sheikh shaadi se pehle apni mangetar

1 SHEIKH Shaadi Se Pehle Apni Mangetar Se:
Darling Shaadi Ki Raat Me Tumhe Kya ‘GIFT’ Don.?
Mangetar:
‘RING’ De Dena.

SHEIKH:
MOBILE Par Ya P.T.C.L Par…??

Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k

Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k

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Kia btaon…

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Allah muaaf kare…

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Toba toba…

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Hua ye

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”Aap k number se bi msg agaya tha”

🙂

Notice jo moaziz dost sms send

Notice!

Jo Moaziz Dost SmS Send Karne Ki Zehmat Nhi Krte Unse Guzarsh Hy K Anqarib Unka Numbr Delete Kr Diya Jyga

Q K

Muft khoro ki

List

bht lambi ho gai hy…