Kanjoosi SMS Collection

Change tu mai manda hoya raag k

change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare ghanda hoyaa balens tenu kalya sajna maseet de jena chanda hoyaa

0 ye lo qenchi logon

/ / 0 0 Ye lo Qenchi Logon ki Jaib kato or sms k Liye Pesy Jama kro Kanjoosi ki b koi had hoti

dekh boss apun tere sath sms ka

-Dekh BosS- Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Krne Ka Hy Bole T0 CHAPTER CLOSE Agr Compromise Krne Ka Hy To 4-5 peti

Height of kanjusi searching for

Height Of Kanjusi . . . Searching For second Hand Tata Nano Car. . . That too with gas kit…!!!

or kanjusi

_/ (‘)/ -(_)- /(_) _/ (‘)/ -(_)- /(_) _/ (‘)/ -(_)- /(_) Or kanjusi kro Or sms na kro Dekha Inbox me keere pr

Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya

Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya. Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao. Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit to

Sitam sehne ki had hoti hai

Sitam sehne ki had hoti hai, pas na ane ki roth jane ki hadh hoti hai.. Ek SMS to kar de Zalim, Paise bachane

Udhar aap majbur baithe hai idhar hum

udhar aap majbur baithe hai idhar hum majbur baithe hai… baat ho bhi to kaise jab dono taraf do kanjus baithe hai..

Kya halat ho gayi he jamane ke

Kya halat ho gayi he jamane ke.. Sabko adat he pese bachane ke.. SMS company walo ne free kar diya he sms.. Phir bhi

Extreme of fashion dhoti with zip

Extreme of Fashion? * Dhoti with Zip. Extreme of Secrecy? * Blank Visiting Card. Extreme of Stupidity? * Looking through keyhole of a glass

Chann chandniraat mehrmatim timanday taaray

Chann Chandni,Raat Mehrma,Tim Timanday Taaray,* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Koi V Nai SmS karda,‘kithay’

Hum sms k muqablay main zabardasti qail

Hum sms k muqablay main zabardasti k qail nahi *’FARAZ’* Jis ne karna hay kary nahi to mery LUN pe charay…!!!!

Tumhari kanjoosi dil ko bah gai

Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah Gai, Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader Aa Gai Sochaab Tum Ko Message Na Karon, Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti

Behbood e abadi wale aaye the wo kehty

Behbood-e-Abadi Wale aaye the, Wo ‘kehty’ hain jo ziyada sms karay ga, Us ki gaand pe chaabi wala ‘Teeka’ laga kar us k sms

Kanjus ki love story with kanjus

Kanjus ki Love story with kanjus girl, Larki: jab sub so jaian gay to me gali me sikka phenkon gi tum foran andar ajana,

ap k SMS# 368636

|(”,) | ‘..(| ||. Ap k Sms nahi arahe ? kaheen Mobile ko Dengi bukhar to nahi hogya..;-)

Xcuse me

Xcuse Me! (‘.) /(( / ! Wht’s Your Mobile Number? I Want To RE-CHECK. Becoz I Feel There’s Some Error, Q K Msg Jaanda

Dear kanjoos customer u have subscribed

Dear Kanjoos Customer U have Subscribed Kanjoosi Packge. Successfully U can Enjoy saving of msgs. your Subscrption Kanjoosi is valid untill Allah give U

Banday kol mobile v howy balance

Banday kol mobile v howy, Balance v howy sada number v howy tay banda faregh v howy wat v banda sanoo msg na kare,

Funny jis tarah 1 machar ko marne

funny: Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey . . . . . Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS

Larki sheikh larkay se aj mujhe kisi

Larki (Sheikh Larkay se): Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao… . . . . . Sheikh usko Petrol Pump ghuma laya

Kabhi yunhi sochta hon usne meri

Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon, Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya. . . . Jab K Har Dafa Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka

Honto pr apke pyari sismilehy hum ne

Honto pr apke pyari si’SMILE’hy hum ne suna hy apke pas bhi’MOBILE’hy jis me sms ki aik moti si’FILE’hy mgr ap sms nhi krte

Gham men jenay ka maza aata he

Gham men jenay ka maza aata he, Hame dosto ko sms karny men maza aata he. Hum barish ki tarah SMS karte hain, Aik

This sms has been flagged inappropriate and

This SMS has been flagged inappropriate and may contain text or image unsuitable for public view. Are you sure you want to see it?

1 sheikh shaadi se pehle apni mangetar

1 SHEIKH Shaadi Se Pehle Apni Mangetar Se:Darling Shaadi Ki Raat Me Tumhe Kya ‘GIFT’ Don.?Mangetar:‘RING’ De Dena. SHEIKH:MOBILE Par Ya P.T.C.L Par…??

Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho wo na

Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo, kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo…

Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k

Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k . . . Kia btaon… . . . Allah muaaf kare… . . . Toba toba… . .

Subasms shamsms dinsms ratsms gharsms officesms jeenasms

Suba/SMS Sham/SMS Din/SMS Rat/SMS Ghar/SMS Office/SMS Jeena/SMS Marna/SMS Akhir kya hai ye SMS? S= sirf M= Muft da S= Syapa Na kro te KANJOOS,

Panjabi hajj pe gaye aur dua mangne

Panjabi Hajj Pe Gaye Aur Dua Mangne Lagay. “Ya Allah! Mere Saray Gunah Muaf Kar Dae Ya Fair Mera 3 Lakh Wapis Karde.

3 jaga mot nahi aati 1

3 jaga mot nahi aati. . . . . . . . . 1- Jannat me . . . . 2- jahannum me .

Wo dost umer bhar ka saath kiya

Wo Dost Umer bhar ka saath kiya dy ga, Jis ne PAckage hote howe bhi sms krna chor diya.. (‘,’)/ /)) choro yar .

Dil chahata hy ap ko bohat piyr

Dil Chahata Hy AP KO Bohat Piyr Doon. dosti K Naam Pr Ye Zindgi Waar Doon. Lekin JaB AP KA SMS Nhi Milta? To

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey . . . . . Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney

Notice jo moaziz dost sms send

Notice! Jo Moaziz Dost SmS Send Karne Ki Zehmat Nhi Krte Unse Guzarsh Hy K Anqarib Unka Numbr Delete Kr Diya Jyga Q K

Girlko sms karo to wo karti

Girl:ko sms karo to wo sms karti ha. Boy:ko sms karo to wo phone karta ha. Khusray:ko sms karo to wo kuch nai karta.

Pani me tairna machli ka style hawa

Pani me tairna machli ka style Hawa me udna ‘POPAT’ ka style Different sms bhejna,phone karna humara style Fukat ka sms padna,phone sun-na Aapka

Kash tum bakri hote hum tume ghas

kash tum BAKRI hote, hum tume GHAS khilate or pyar se tumare SING hilate or puchte msg bhejne me kanjus kon tu ya main?

Thandi hai coffe garam kar lo

Thandi hai coffe garam kar lo, Is pather dil ko thora naraM kar lo, Aap k hotay huye Inbox khali hai, ChandA thori si

Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi

‘Jo Pyar Na Samjhe Wo Insan Nahi, Duniya Me Kon Hai Jo Pareshan Nahi, Jab Reply Kroge Tabi Hum Or SMS Bhejengy, Warna Humari

doston k ina jia nahi karty

$ Doston K ßina Jia Nahi Karty ,, $ Ghum K Pialon Ko Pia Nahi Karty ,, $ Kuch Nawab K ßachy Hai Dost

ary o babua hum tum

(‘.’) Ary o babua /)'( hum tum ko _/’/_ roj sms krtay hain par pr tum ho k hmry msgwa ka kono jawab hi

Tmam sbooton or gwahon k byanat ki

Tmam sbooton or gwahon k byanat ki roshni me ye adalat dafa 334 tazirat e pakistan k teht apko sms na bhejne k jurm

Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai

Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai, kisiko satane ki bhi had hoti hai, sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab, mufat ke sms padhne

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira

1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla

Fizaon k badlne ka intzar na kia

‘Fizaon k badlne ka intzar na kia kro’.. ‘Andiyo k rukne ka intzar na kia kro’.. ‘Mobile uthao or muje SmS bejo’.. ‘Hr wqt

1 glass pani lo us me neem

1 Glass Pani Lo Us Me Neem K ped K fool Dalo, 2 hrs K Liye Rakh Do, fir 10Min Garm Karo Thanda Karne

Purana loha becho teen dabba tute

Purana Loha becho. Teen dabba becho. Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi akhbar becho. Un paiso se Balance dalva k 2-4

Aapki yaad men ek shair arz kiya

Aapki yaad men ek shair arz kiya hai… Aj hai mangal,kal tha peer… Wah wah… Aj hai mangal,kal tha peer… Kabhe kabhe tou sms

Un k dil men mohabat itni thi

Un K Dil Men Mohabat Itni Thi Hamare Lye Faraz Wo Msg Bhi Karte Hen To Doctor Ki Hdayat K Mutabiq. 1 Msg’ ‘Subah

1 bazurg frmaty hen k men nay

1 bazurg frmaty hen k Men nay 3 logo sy zyada bakheel kisi ko nhi paaya 1. wo shakhs jo puraana kaprra pehnay jab

Khud ko kar kanjos itna k

KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!! K HAR SMS BHEJNY SE PHLY,,, SERVICE SENTER WALY CALL KAR K POCHIN…. R U SURA????? U REALY WANT

gaiya SMS# 305154

(_),,~.____ ‘;/’ :. : :.)’, !,!,!”^!,!,!’ Gaiya bhej raha hu roj 10 kg Dudh dene wali. Dudh bech Ke balance daal lena aur roj

25 loot loo chwaniya hai mujhe sms karne

25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 loot-loo! chwaniya hai, Mujhe sms karne ke kaam aayengi. Sharmao mat.

Xcuse me whts ur

Xcuse Me! (‘.) /((/ ! Wht’s ur Mobile Number? Mene RE-CHECK krna hai. Bcoz I Feel kuch masla hai, Kyun K, Msg janda te

Ab atay hain tere sms boht thoray

Ab atay hain tere sms boht thoray… WAH WAH WAH Ab atay hain tere sms boht thoray Kahan gyi teri dosti O besan k

Hello kia haal hai ho

Hello! Kia Haal Hai ? Kia Ho Raha Hai ? Aap KahaN Rehte Ho ? KitNe RoomS HaiN ? Ghar MeN T.V Hai ?

Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna ke har

Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna Ke Har Sms Bhejne Se Pehle Service Center Waley Call Kar K Pochhein Aaj Sms Kar Rahey Ho Khariyat

Udhar aap majboor baithe hain idhar

Udhar aap majboor baithe hain… ..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai.. .Baat ho to kaise ho. Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..

Jab bhi kanjusi ka oscar nomination aayega

Jab Bhi Kanjusi Ka Oscar Ka Nomination Aayega, Tumhara Naam Bhi Usme Zarur Aayega, Agar Ye Padkar Bhi Tumne Reply Nahi Kiya, To Pehla

Sheikh ghalti sy1din5 rupy ka sika kha

Sheikh Ghalti sy1Din5 Rupy ka sika kha gya, Roz Bathroom ja kr Zor lgata pr sika na Nikla. Kafi Din ki koshish k baad

Kanjoos 8th floor se neeche gira

KanJoos 8th fLoor se neeche gira, Girte huwe kitchen ki window k pas pohancha to apni BV ko dekh kar chiLLaya: . . .

Kabutar jajaja ja aur door ja

Kabutar ja…ja…ja ja.. ja.. aur door ja ja ja aur aur kanjoos k pas ja ke achche msg Leke a a a a…

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena kabhi humari

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo. Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi sms kiya

Kuch tey perday daari rakh pawain pyar

Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.

Andhe k hath mein torch behray

Andhe k hath mein TORCH Behray k hath mein RADIO Gongay k hath me MIKE Or Kanjoos k hath mein MOBILE KYA ZAMANA AA

Ay mister apun tere sath sms ka

Ay-Mister Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Krne Ka Hy Bole T0 CHAPTER CLOSE Agr Compromise Krne Ka Hy To 4-5 peti Sms

1glass pani lo us me neem k

1Glass Pani Lo us Me Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo 2Ghante K Liye Rakh Do Phir Dus Min. Garam Kar K Thanda Karne

Dekho ab shrmane ki zrurat nahi

Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nahi, Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki, Sab K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro K tum Mujh Se! Tum

kanjusi award mubark

( kanjusi ) Award/ )__( Mubark Ho sMs Na karne Pr Apko Award Of ‘Kanjusi’2011 Diya Jata Hai .. Thanks Ki Koi Baat Nhi

Bry bewfa ho aap

(‘.’)Bry bewfa ho /) )/ aap _/ /_ (‘.’) /) (Msg q nhi _//_ krty Pta hy ktna ghusa ata hy (‘.’) o—( )—o

Kon ho tm or q sms

‘Kon ho tm? Or Q SMS krte ho? Kisne dya tmko mera number? ‘Shut up’ ‘Stupid’ Ab SMs nA krna Mene kbi aisa kaha

Agr pizza 20 ka chicken 15

Agr Pizza 20 ka Chicken 15 ka Burger 5 ka Pepsi 3 ki Samosa 1 ka Ho bhi jaye To Ap Phr B Kch

Gham hy tanhaai hy dard ruswayi

Gham Hy Tanhaai Hy… Dard Hy Ruswayi Hy….. . zalimo Tussi v msg kr dia kro, meri koi Government ne duty Laai hy.

mere aziz dosto

(,’)/ (! ! ‘.Mere Aziz~.!!. Dosto,’ * * * * * * (‘.’) _/| |_ ‘|’ ””/’/”” Main Wella Betha wa Minu Msg karo…!

Aik kanjoos k ghar ko aag lag

Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka. Kion? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Apki yaaaaaaad main 1 shair arz hai

Apki yaaaaaaad main 1 shair arz hai… itwarrrr,k bad ata hai peeeeer. Wah wah itwarrrr,k bad ata hai peeeeer… Ab tö sms bhejo.2011 kay

Jo moaziz dost sms send krny ki

Jo Moaziz Dost Sms Send Krny Ki Zehmat Nai Krty Un Sy Guzarish Hy K Anqarib Unka Nmber Delet Krdia Jayega Q K Contact

Neem k 4 patte lo 2 ko

Neem k 4 patte lo 2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur 2 ki chatni banao Phr chatni ko us pani k sath

Adaab arz hai lagta mosam kafi

Adaab Arz hai LAgta hai Mosam kafi sard hai Per Dosto ko $m$ kerny m kya harj hai Ap ko $m$ bhejna mera fraz

Tusi vi ajeeb oo dil dey

Tusi vi ajeeb oO… Dil dey baray qareeb oO… Sms da kadi jwab nai ditta.,. Lagda ay boty ei ghreeb oO,.,..

Dil ter dewana hai yeh loadshading

Dil terä déewana hai yeh loadshading ka zamana hai kabhi kabhi toh sms kar liya karo kai balance bacha kai üps lagwana hai.

Me ye nahi kehta k meri kher

Me Ye Nahi Kehta K Meri Kher Khabr Pucho. Magr NAALAIKO..! TUM LOG KHUD ZINDA HO. Ye Btanay K Liey To Ek Do SMS

Ghareeb samajh kar humy sms karne chor

Ghareeb samajh kar humy sms karne chor diye ap ne … …DOST….. Kya gharebon k mobile me inbox nhi hota. (‘-‘) /)) _/ /_dasso

Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi

Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi Duniya me kon hai Jo pareshan nahi Jab reply kroge tabi hum aur sms bhejeinge Warna humari

Aap k haath mein mobile hai chehray

Aap k haath mein Mobile hai, chehray pe khoob Smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi File hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye

Ghareeb samjh kr humen doston ny

Ghareeb Samjh Kr Humen Doston ny Sms Karna chor Dia ‘FARAZ’ Kya Ghareebon K Mobile Main Inbox Nahi Hota (‘.’) /) )Wadi Gaalh /

Khud ko kr kanjos itnak hr sms

Khud ko kr kanjos itnaK hr sms bhejny sy pehly Service center waly call kr k pochen R u sure.?U realy want 2 send

Kya lekar aye thay kya jaoge

Kya lekar aye thay? kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge, itne paise bacha kar kya.. MOBILE MAIN

Peer baba arz karty hain dil

Peer BaBa Arz Karty hain Dil hai sacha Our Damaag hai kaccha Wah Wah Dil hai sacha Our Damaag hai kaccha Tery Msgs nahi

In me se koi 1 chez select

In me se koi 1 chez select karo 1.Hthora 2.pathar 3.Gun 4.Pipe 5.Tube 6.Mike 7.Raad 8.Danda Or apne sar pe zor se maro. Kanjoso

1 billi sheikh k ghar say roti

1 billi 1 sheikh k ghar say roti hui nikli..Kisi nay billi se ronay ki wajah pochi,Billi ne jawab diya ‘ik’ ty menu marya

Ek hum hain jo msg mein apna

Ek Hum hain Jo Msg Mein Apna . .++._.++. ‘-._Dil _.-‘ ‘+’ Bhejtey hain Or Ek Aap Hain Jo Dil rakhnay k lye bhi

Hello kia haal hai ho raha

Hello Kia Haal Hai? Kia Ho Raha Hai? Aap Kahan Rehte Ho? Kitne Rooms Hain? Shadi hui? Kitnay bache hen? Ghar Men T.V Hai?

Ae mare allah har kanjos makhi choos

Ae Mare ALLAH Har Kanjos Makhi Choos Ko Sms Receive Karne K Sath Sath Send Karne Ki Bhi Tofiq Aata Farma (Ameen)

Gham me b maza ata hai

Gham me b maza ata hai Gharibo k ghar b khuda Ata hai HUM to Apko roz yad karte hain Ek apka SMS hai

sms policeooo hum aapko arrest

,-¡”””””””¡ /–(SMS Police)”’O”””’O’O”’ Hum aapko arrest karne aae hain. Apki complain hai k aap Doston ko koi SMS nahi karte Kanjos mujrm:

Aj sms ki mardam shumari hy

Aj SMS Ki MARDAM SHUMARI Hy. Ager Aap MALE Hai To 6 funny SmS Karein Ager FEMALE Hai To 3 SmS Karein Aur Ager

Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi

Jo Pyar Na Samjhe Wo Insan Nahi, Duniya Me Kon Hai Jo Pareshan Nahi, Jab Reply Kroge Tabi Hum Or SMS Bhejengy, Warna Humari