Hello kia haal hai ho

Hello!

Kia Haal Hai ?

Kia Ho Raha Hai ?

Aap KahaN Rehte Ho ?

KitNe RoomS HaiN ?

Ghar MeN T.V Hai ?

KoN Se ChaNNelS Aate HaN ?

Table Hai ?

Chair Bhi Hogi

JaNwer Paalte Ho ?

Billi Hai ?

Music Sunte Ho ?

Phir Audio System Bhi Hoga

Nalka Hai ?

Pani Aata Hai ?

Fridge Hai ?

Fan Hai Ya A.C ?

Phone Hai ?

Wire Less Hai ?

Mobile Hai ?

Nokia Hai Ya Koi Aur ?

Sim Hai ?

Balance Bhi Hoga ?

To SMS q Nahi Karte KANJOOS….?

Kanjus ki love story with kanjus

Kanjus ki Love story with kanjus girl,

Larki:

jab sub so jaian gay to me gali me sikka phenkon gi tum foran andar ajana,

Lekin Larka sikka phenkne k ek ghantay baad aya,

Larki:

Itni late Q?

Larka:

Main sikka dhond raha tha,

Larki:

Pagal Wo to Mene Dhaaga Baandh K Phenka Tha…

Sms karne k fayde 1 mobil ko

SMS karne k fayde

1-Mobil ko zang nahi lagta.

2-Timpas hojata hai.

3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.

4-Contact bana rahega.

5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega

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`*.¸.*´ Lover

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

ary o babua hum tum

(‘.’) Ary o babua

/)'( hum tum ko

_/’/_ roj sms krtay hain par

pr tum ho k hmry msgwa ka kono jawab hi nai daty,

ab ka hum hi msgwa krte rahain kaa

chalbo ab hum eyyan beth k tumry msgwa ka intijar karte hyn

(‘.’)

_/)'(_

chalbo yar bhaijbo

ab ka kono aplikesn deni pade gi kaa…

Hello kia haal hai ho raha

Hello

Kia Haal Hai?

Kia Ho Raha Hai?

Aap Kahan Rehte Ho?

Kitne Rooms Hain?

Shadi hui?

Kitnay bache hen?

Ghar Men T.V Hai?

Kon Se Channels Aate Hain?

Table Hai?

Chair Bhi Hogi

Janwer Paalte Ho?

Billi Hai?

Music Sunte Ho?

Phir Audio System Bhi Hoga

Nalka Hai?

Pani Aata Hai?

Fridge Hai?

Fan Hai Ya A.C?

Phone Hai?

Wire Less Hai Ya P.T.C.L ?

Mobile Hai?

Nokia Hai Ya Koi Aur?

Sim Hai?

Balance Bhi Hoga?

To SMS Kion Nahi Karte? kanjoos..!

Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko mad e nazar

Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko

Mad-e-nazar rakhtay huey

ye Adalat

dafa 420 k tahet

$m$ Parhnay walay ko

$m$ na bhejnay k jurm main

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“KANJOOS” Qarar deti Hay.!

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms

Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae……

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

Banday kol mobile v howy balance

Banday kol mobile v howy,

Balance v howy

sada number v howy

tay banda faregh v howy

wat v banda sanoo msg na kare,

Arman ta lagday afsos ta lagday…?

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

ll SMS# 318652

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/____,_/  .;’;’;.,

,l__[]__l__! ,,)(,,

Its My House

Gift 4u

Agar Chaho Sale Kr K Balnc Dlwa Lo

Main Road P Reh Lon GA

Magar ApK SMS K bina Nai

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

Extreme of fashion dhoti with zip

Extreme of Fashion?

* Dhoti with Zip.

Extreme of Secrecy?

* Blank Visiting Card.

Extreme of Stupidity?

* Looking through keyhole of a glass door.

Extreme of Kanjusi?

* A person after accident lying on the road giving miscalls to Edhi.

Extreme of Lie?

* An African taking bath & singing ‘Pani men jaley mera gora badan’.

Extreme of Injustice?

* If you enjoy the SMS and not fwd it to your friends..!!

1 bazurg frmaty hen k men nay

1 bazurg frmaty hen k Men nay 3 logo sy zyada bakheel kisi ko nhi paaya

1. wo shakhs jo puraana kaprra pehnay jab k os k paas naya kaprra ho

2.wo shakhs jis k paas khhana ho or phir b km khhaye.phir chup ho gay, yahaan tk k aankhhun mn aansu aa gay,

kc ny pocha 3sra kia hy ?

Wo buzurg ronay lgay. hichkian nikal gaen.or behosh ho gay. phir kaafi dair k baad farmaya

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3sra wo js k paas balance ho or wo phir b msg na kray.