Sheikh ka beta:
abba 2 Rupees do
Abba:
nahi dunga
Beta:
abba de do doodh walay ki aur amma ki aik bat bataon ga
Abba:
ye lay 5 Rupay jaldi bata
Beta:
doodh wala amma ko bol raha tha k abhi tak mahinay k paisy nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega 😀
Moral :
Sirf sheikh hi sheikh se paisy nikalwa sakta hy.
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